Fediversian since late 2017 hobbies: - coding - martial arts - shooting - working out - shitposting - curating electronic music (see my bots below) I am responsible for nagging three instances into adding a favicon: noauthority.social, shitposter.world, and clubcyberia.co
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2026-08-02T19:59:25Z Event JSON
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I still have a collection of Homestar Runner soundbites and Tourette's Guy npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan I want the a.i. voice of BMO from Adventure Time https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/77/7c/4f/777c4f011e3a6ef988a1c9ae1e2d8ff30266d6c86544ea82b20d2c45d33d70f6.mp4?name=weBENcqthDhljA.mp4 npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan GN https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/63/f4/bd/63f4bd26f532e3085376a201f28b6ceddc7d964d6b85c7c634182f7a30b2229f.png?name=0EVTBke7ZCQ_9Q.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/fe/5d/ce/fe5dce8b0c0233328dcf4790d0bc866b215710901cbc08c20bfe967698be1d0e.jpeg?name=2RgNkdZ05UQUGQ.jpeg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 #RapeEconomicHitman https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ac/c4/75/acc475418428831f1a71b78904b6bb69e6d8aba009d29f9a6bdbac86d3528aad.png?name=LLOdDFxEB5flSA.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ce/f4/d8/cef4d8c1460d138f0244c168ff51384fa95c8b9e489038052729a47a4776c683.jpg?name=pbavHJI2xUkCgg.jpg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan "Crash out" has become a new noun over the last month. I keep hearing it. Why? npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 Shitposter world alt text giving away how I make my own homemade memes https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/36/f4/2b/36f42b4a34d15f53fffc9702368a8ba143dcc601d4715a8dc713b3a4aa6b1a87.png?name=3JhzW5BQKT7cqg.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…j03z https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e1/d7/9f/e1d79f2b815a822c5158e4b0ae3515c8d60fdd24b9b736a183bf3fc86cda02a2.gif?name=RHLCPwSu_iMOTg.gif npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8f/9c/f4/8f9cf42c473b1fcca2c391cc3697b3d6611ca4a29ebad8f366369f327bef416c.jpg?name=9SOPasY9iMPBsg.jpg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 feels good to get back on the bench after a week off https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ef/15/9c/ef159cb9eaf4a00c5eb072c7468e9bda20fab6fc4a5492c602791c9b8f0400cb.png?name=PxJIWSyx8hOUKQ.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/9c/72/04/9c7204db20ae6a7f056b899bc5269536b59347367104bd75b4192ab67b980b3f.png?name=iT2CL5STBMX0hg.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/50/20/99/502099215043e3e143e86029cac484585a73af2625c0330abcd67aa727abecc4.png?name=5WRFx3irbUkXcQ.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 #nevent1q…99sa https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/48/aa/6c/48aa6cfbe6b0828eea0dbac543d60156f621e64e72f92cc3185cb442f12434f3.jpg?name=gxzjiyvXGUvaFQ.jpg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 #nevent1q…99sa https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8d/f0/85/8df085789439095393234f167b1470defd0be5a9725f3e850d3f93436030dbad.jpeg?name=K2xMwEZGUJJRHQ.jpeg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan does someone have the Sam Hyde clip of him saying "I hope you never get pulled over by a FEMALE cop" please? npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan It's Friday! :partyblob: :partyparrot: https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/dc/61/44/dc61449a5aedee37d4ff6fc529bea6a99c3de3fab978813f52bc1d8cd4070013.webm?name=ye_220MM3C_rNw.webm npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan Preserving culture award: @nprofile…rugn 🥇 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/68/0c/6f/680c6f811fd9c6c77e731de9591fc82f2b4f60b284f17d8bec58fcef8fe68e46.png?name=GXmwND3zlDszjQ.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…x9x7 @nprofile…dapd @nprofile…g20v >I don't even want a used pair of shoes Do you even bowl? 🎳 npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…p6et yeah but the ducks were okay, right? npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan > "Helpful" Man Causes Traffic Collision > 23 fatalities > "I was just trying to help." npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…5y84 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f5/96/99/f59699d7829ebbc6d7b8832c6aa561ec7b4945cb480b237b59980ef2a04b5dac.mp4?name=Rt-TGNPI67pCuw.mp4 npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…5y84 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/53/b3/30/53b33049895c827d68c2bf61cb5a56e3dd911de3bb6f1fdfeb81d546c261ff21.png?name=uddILi_YKXQ-9w.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…qwdf no, she was mainly fighting for air because she was laying face down. npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…qwdf It was also nearly an impossible job. Imagine you have to give a massage to a marshmallow. A rotting marshmallow. npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…qwdf I worked as a licensed massage therapist when I was younger. Not many other men in the profession. So when I was starting out, occasionally obese women would come in and they gave them to me because I was new. They had so many fat folds that they couldn't wash between, so it smelled like a dead animal in the room. npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan lololol amirite, ladies? https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/65/47/e8/6547e8aa14e8c7bcad417cf0f4b18b185038ea1dde6223cf7c87cb03fe5d42bf.png?name=Fuo0D4S_s2VI_A.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan With everyone falling in love with their a.i. companions, is this the Future we are looking forward to? https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ba/27/b2/ba27b264e9cb35769416c34343f5afb1ba1475f2bb6ad8016fda0b741852e1ce.mp4?name=uB9q2j7ED_6Yrw.mp4 npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan All the Food is Poison https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/53/07/33/5307333bd96717484efc0396eaeefbdcaa5433d6d63d84308095c0a1bd71cc28.m4a?name=k-PCSBBSXO1JTA.m4a npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan then who was phone? https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/37/66/71/376671628d9685abfbce1451d13e8b97f27d3dcda331033d99fab1f93d2bb8fb.mp4?name=B_rp-AuXqebvHA.mp4 npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…2zga @nprofile…6g30 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c1/f4/92/c1f49245a379e754b30f216681cb0fe256e133ccffe373bfa9de66a42754e58c.jpg?name=JQUYZUkXja-1_w.jpg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…pwdl @nprofile…ph0x Heil Global Goon! https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b9/4a/5f/b94a5f9b75ccadee158c97c8af62d74ad6ad180af8551b766bd313fbe30bf801.webm?name=-KK2kz4LXj1NUA.webm npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…4jea https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cd/59/b5/cd59b55923ff61fbbc905bd0199dd72976614d079a9d25d1866c9fa9703f4da9.png?name=J4TlR3JldwyynQ.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…s07u RT: https://shitposter.world/notice/AwhGCKuz4wMnB0arUe #nevent1q…5vpz https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ec/24/24/ec242487ef4e4b4cd37848e9b942f92cbee39dda79af2bd2872b384339b2064c.png?name=GtBk7KLr4DxQNQ.png npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…hwkp https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ae/dd/a3/aedda352f5e851f2bd467353cd1f034f201c3b869082d5eb17d992aeb5af44ec.jpg?name=UjCL-c5WLGr3nw.jpg npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…qwdf on the right, is she wearing a suit that hides her loose skin like a corset? npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan @nprofile…2ulz @nprofile…807u shit bro, I think I lost the receipt. But the website says $15/ 40g bag, and I think that's what I paid, although I got a buy-3-get-one-free discount. npub1ajvqu5nu2rk7qcwef7h3fn9fpwe4cfnshmrk344g02utvfaqn8aqsmx5xc Hitman Dan https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/75/6f/0c/756f0c122e8465c1c96af5da275983e33b6bdc832650737b6ce3207cbf0a1ac7.jpg?name=ungNQtWQenfuhA.jpg