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2026-08-17 19:46:25 CEST

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
https://babylonbee.com/news/mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-08-16 18:16:28 CEST

Faith In Humanity Instantly Restored By Kids’ Lemonade Stand
https://babylonbee.com/news/faith-in-humanity-instantly-restored-by-kids-lemonade-stand/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-08-14 19:01:43 CEST

Candace: 'If You Don't Count The Video, DNA, Murder Weapon, Ballistics, Motive, Text Messages, And Multiple Confessions, There Is ZERO Evidence Against Tyler Robinson'
https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-if-you-dont-count-the-video-dna-murder-weapon-ballistics-motive-text-messages-and-multiple-confessions-there-is-zero-evidence-against-tyler-robinson/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-08-12 19:46:28 CEST

Fauci: 'Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock'
https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-lying-about-vaccine-miscarriage-risks-necessary-so-i-could-meet-sandra-bullock/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-08-08 17:16:21 CEST

Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-reasons-to-move-to-california/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 23:31:21 CEST

Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-trades-away-worship-leader-for-youth-pastor-and-usher-to-be-named-later/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 22:16:22 CEST

Waymo Introduces New 'Islam Mode' That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians
https://babylonbee.com/news/waymo-introduces-new-islam-mode-that-sends-car-to-mow-down-civilians/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 21:16:21 CEST

8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-signs-your-car-might-have-been-radicalized/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-28 19:31:20 CEST

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-honors-late-friend-lindsey-graham-with-47-day-moment-of-silence/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 21:16:21 CEST

$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship
https://babylonbee.com/news/200000-spent-on-travel-ball-finally-pays-off-with-sons-500-college-scholarship/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 20:46:21 CEST

Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation
https://babylonbee.com/news/japanese-tourist-shamed-for-returning-home-with-only-five-hundred-million-photos-of-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 20:01:28 CEST

Angel Reese Wins WNBA Layup Contest By Making One
https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-reese-wins-wnba-layup-contest-by-making-one/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-27 18:31:20 CEST

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-nice-someone-just-shouted-god-is-the-greatest-in-arabic-so-something-really-good-must-be-happening/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-25 18:31:22 CEST

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist
https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-acquires-total-ownership-of-the-economist/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-25 16:16:23 CEST

Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You
https://babylonbee.com/news/wells-fargo-explains-that-yes-they-gave-all-your-money-to-a-hobo-named-frank-but-will-make-things-right-by-coming-to-your-house-to-murder-you/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-25 00:46:23 CEST

CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/cvs-clerk-reminds-looter-to-enter-rewards-number-before-fleeing/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-24 21:46:19 CEST

Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant
https://babylonbee.com/news/old-spice-introduces-new-libertarian-strength-deodorant/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 21:46:24 CEST

9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-women-are-better-at-than-men/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 20:16:22 CEST

Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It
https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-instead-of-buying-guinness-try-putting-a-loaf-of-bread-into-a-blender-and-drinking-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 19:31:29 CEST

Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track
https://babylonbee.com/news/unable-to-arrest-netanyahu-mamdani-takes-down-bibi-with-vicious-diss-track/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-22 00:01:21 CEST

Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-rfk-jr-eats-jimothy/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 23:46:23 CEST

9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-men-are-better-at-than-women/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 19:16:25 CEST

Matt Walsh Calls Out 'The Odyssey' For Failing To Cast Actual Greek Demigods
https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-calls-out-the-odyssey-for-failing-to-cast-actual-greek-demigods/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-21 00:01:21 CEST

Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
https://babylonbee.com/news/lesbian-couple-arrested-in-miami-on-sex-trafficking-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 22:46:19 CEST

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-whose-wife-and-kids-are-away-arrives-at-church-35-hours-early/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 22:16:20 CEST

Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-elections-by-putting-voting-booths-in-olive-garden/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 21:31:19 CEST

Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-veggietales-cast-decimated-by-cyclospora-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 19:46:25 CEST

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-records-triple-double-with-10-fractures-11-concussions-13-teeth-knocked-out/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-20 18:46:20 CEST

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-month-comes-to-end-after-extra-time/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-18 23:16:21 CEST

'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
https://babylonbee.com/news/whos-laughing-now-says-covid-toilet-paper-hoarder-after-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-18 16:01:19 CEST

Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-foils-new-bombing-attack-by-disguising-itself-with-a-giant-q/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-17 23:46:20 CEST

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'
https://babylonbee.com/news/plane-crashes-after-no-one-tells-the-passengers-to-fly-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 20:01:23 CEST

Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
https://babylonbee.com/news/cockroach-maintains-composure-despite-making-contact-with-journalist/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-16 18:31:29 CEST

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
https://babylonbee.com/news/national-park-service-reminds-americans-not-to-approach-bison-but-if-you-do-make-sure-someone-captures-a-hilarious-video-of-it/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 23:46:21 CEST

Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food
https://babylonbee.com/news/health-safety-tip-before-consuming-lettuce-try-being-a-man-and-eating-real-food/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 22:31:22 CEST

Revolutionary Social Media Algorithm Just Shows You Posts From People You Follow
https://babylonbee.com/news/revolutionary-social-media-algorithm-just-shows-you-posts-from-people-you-follow/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-15 17:35:21 CEST

Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-mysterious-link-between-trying-to-run-over-ice-agent-and-bullets-striking-windshield/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-14 19:06:24 CEST

Report: Mankind All Out Of Passwords
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-mankind-all-out-of-passwords/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-14 18:35:23 CEST

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-finally-gets-tough-by-increasing-penalty-for-terrorism-to-5-hours-of-community-service/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 19:46:26 CEST

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy
https://babylonbee.com/news/party-of-tolerance-holds-nationwide-parade-celebrating-death-of-political-enemy/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-13 18:31:22 CEST

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
https://babylonbee.com/news/ikea-furniture-now-includes-helpful-instructions-on-how-to-swear-in-swedish/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-12 00:46:22 CEST

Uh Oh: Mamdani's New NYC Map Includes 'Little Auschwitz' In Brooklyn
https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-mamdanis-new-nyc-map-includes-little-auschwitz-in-brooklyn/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-10 22:16:28 CEST

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
https://babylonbee.com/news/romance-in-the-air-as-wife-not-wearing-mouthguard/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-10 21:16:29 CEST

Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party's Consent
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-platner-might-decide-to-force-himself-onto-ballot-without-partys-consent/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-10 21:01:31 CEST

Candace Owens Confirmed To Be A Jewish Plot To Make Antisemites Look Retarded
https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-confirmed-to-be-a-jewish-plot-to-make-antisemites-look-retarded/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-07-01 22:01:21 CEST

Rape Gang Busted In The UK For Illegal Air Conditioner Use
https://babylonbee.com/news/rape-gang-busted-in-the-uk-for-illegal-air-conditioner-use/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-23 23:01:20 CEST

Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
https://babylonbee.com/news/israelite-keeping-quiet-that-he-doesnt-particularly-care-for-milk-or-honey/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-18 19:46:20 CEST

World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For While And Then Give Them A Few Hundred Billion
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-leaders-line-up-to-ask-trump-to-bomb-their-countries-for-while-and-then-give-them-a-few-hundred-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-17 19:31:26 CEST

MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-orders-players-who-refused-to-bow-to-pride-flag-to-be-thrown-into-fiery-furnace/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-17 17:46:25 CEST

Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
https://babylonbee.com/news/most-popular-vbs-theme-for-each-denomination/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-13 18:16:22 CEST

U.S. Votes To Legally Adopt Freddy The German
https://babylonbee.com/news/us-votes-to-legally-adopt-freddy-the-german/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-11 23:16:21 CEST

World Cup Stadium Empty As European Tourists All Just Hanging Out At Buc-ee's
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-cup-stadium-empty-as-european-tourists-all-just-hanging-out-at-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-11 19:46:20 CEST

Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista
https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-gates-brought-before-congress-to-answer-for-epstein-windows-vista/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-10 19:01:22 CEST

Maine Updates State Flag With Swastika
https://babylonbee.com/news/maine-updates-state-flag-with-swastika/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-10 17:01:24 CEST

L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist
https://babylonbee.com/news/la-residents-face-tough-decision-whether-to-elect-communist-or-communist/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-06-02 22:01:22 CEST

Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-takes-credit-for-raisins/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-30 18:16:21 CEST

Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-denounce-dirty-trick-of-playing-videos-of-james-talarico-saying-things/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-30 18:01:22 CEST

Man Watching Blue Origin Explode Just Glad To Know Wife's Amazon Purchases Could Finance This
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-watching-blue-origin-explode-just-glad-to-know-wifes-amazon-purchases-could-finance-this/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-27 20:01:25 CEST

Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-band-going-to-play-something-from-new-album/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-18 21:01:28 CEST

New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-polls-show-dead-heat-between-make-everything-worse-candidate-and-fix-everything-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-05-14 20:31:22 CEST

Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-too-exhausted-to-form-opinion-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-21 20:46:22 CEST

Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter'
https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-woman-carries-child-for-9-months-just-to-name-him-walter/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-06 20:16:21 CEST

'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon
https://babylonbee.com/news/look-out-shouts-female-astronaut-as-orion-gets-within-5000-miles-of-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-04-01 18:01:21 CEST

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-plays-incredible-april-fools-joke-of-once-again-pretending-to-go-to-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-30 19:16:22 CEST

Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago
https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-has-killer-new-argument-sure-to-destroy-christianity-update-it-was-answered-over-a-thousand-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-29 22:46:20 CEST

Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-leo-explains-god-does-not-listen-to-people-who-make-war-so-long-as-you-dont-count-david-joshua-elijah-saul-josiah-gideon-samson-or-anyone-else-in-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-28 16:46:26 CET

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
https://babylonbee.com/news/black-half-of-tiger-woods-tased-by-cops-after-asian-half-crashes-car/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-24 21:01:22 CET

DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds
https://babylonbee.com/news/deal-alert-save-big-on-a-20-pound-weighted-vest-by-just-gaining-20-pounds/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-24 20:16:20 CET

MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-23 20:01:21 CET

Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-releases-line-of-sympathy-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-20 20:01:22 CET

California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects
https://babylonbee.com/news/california-abandons-250-billion-study-on-why-it-has-so-many-unfinished-projects/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-19 19:46:20 CET

Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad
https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-ayatollah-excited-after-receiving-dm-from-cute-guy-jamesmohammed-okeefibad/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-16 20:01:20 CET

Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-disappointed-to-learn-72-virgins-awaiting-him-in-paradise-are-all-women/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-16 19:31:19 CET

Wise Dad Prepares Son For Life's Challenges By Having Him Play 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!'
https://babylonbee.com/news/wise-dad-prepares-son-for-lifes-challenges-by-having-him-play-mike-tysons-punch-out/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-16 19:16:21 CET

'New York Times' Retracts Story Due To Several Accuracies
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-retracts-story-due-to-several-accuracies/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-16 00:46:22 CET

Holes In 7-Year-Old's Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown
https://babylonbee.com/news/holes-in-8-year-olds-game-exposed-as-dad-delivers-epic-beatdown/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-14 17:16:22 CET

FBI Wondering If Swearing Allegiance To ISIS Might Be Slight Red Flag
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-wondering-if-swearing-allegiance-to-isis-might-be-slight-red-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-13 23:01:22 CET

Protestant Quarterback Throws Beautiful Hail Christ Alone Pass
https://babylonbee.com/news/protestant-quarterback-throws-beautiful-hail-christ-alone-pass/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-11 23:01:23 CET

10 Famous Terrorist Attacks As Described By CNN
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-terrorist-attacks-as-described-by-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-10 23:16:20 CET

Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
https://babylonbee.com/news/many-worried-that-the-giant-spiders-attacking-new-york-could-lead-to-an-increase-in-arachnophobia/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-10 18:46:40 CET

CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could've Been Beautiful Day At Beach
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-japanese-men-came-to-hawaii-for-what-couldve-been-beautiful-day-at-beach/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-10 17:31:48 CET

Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-warns-us-it-has-huge-stockpile-of-supreme-leaders/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-09 20:16:59 CET

8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women's Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-powerful-ways-to-elevate-women-on-international-womens-day/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-09 18:31:59 CET

Europe Under Persistent Delusion Anyone Cares What It Thinks
https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-under-persistent-delusion-anyone-cares-what-it-thinks/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-09 18:31:58 CET

Mamdani Clarifies That His Wife Only Celebrates Terrorism In Her Capacity As A Private Citizen
https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-clarifies-that-his-wife-only-celebrates-mass-murder-in-her-capacity-as-a-private-citizen/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-09 18:16:58 CET

David French Praises Satan As 'Most Christian Person In History'
https://babylonbee.com/news/david-french-praises-satan-as-most-christian-person-in-history/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-09 17:02:02 CET

Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-boasts-it-has-destroyed-hundreds-of-us-missiles-with-its-buildings/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-08 22:16:36 CET

Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-new-yorkers-for-making-muslims-throw-bombs-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-08 21:31:37 CET

Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of 'Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'
https://babylonbee.com/news/unemployed-dan-crenshaw-joins-crew-of-pirates-who-dont-do-anything/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-06 22:01:49 CET

Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers
https://babylonbee.com/news/megyn-kelly-goes-back-to-normal-after-eating-a-snickers/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-06 21:01:54 CET

U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens
https://babylonbee.com/news/us-embassy-in-minneapolis-evacuated-over-safety-concerns-for-american-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-05 20:46:38 CET

Iranian Regime Calls White House To Ask If They Can Have Biden Back
https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-regime-calls-white-house-to-ask-if-they-can-have-biden-back/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-05 20:31:43 CET

Congress Pledges To Work Tirelessly To Expose All Sex Criminals Who Aren't In Congress
https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-pledges-to-work-tirelessly-to-expose-all-sex-criminals-who-arent-in-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-05 19:46:41 CET

American Values Under Attack: County Replaces 4-Way Stop With Roundabout
https://babylonbee.com/news/american-values-under-attack-county-replaces-4-way-stop-with-roundabout/?utm_source=fediverse

2026-03-04 22:31:36 CET

7 Tips For Christian Women To Dress Modestly
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2026-03-04 20:31:35 CET

America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines
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2026-03-04 20:01:39 CET

To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead
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2026-03-04 17:46:38 CET

Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK
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2026-03-04 17:01:47 CET

Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up
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2026-03-03 23:31:38 CET

Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues
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