Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian
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Last Notes npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley The weather has finally improved enough, so I've gone full Hawaii Five-Oh today. In that I am wearing bright Hawaiian print and I am 50. 😅 npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Someone was gonna do it npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Woah woah woah let's not go crazy here... npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley I keep trying to engage on #bluesky but even with plenty of connections, the timeline seems to be just people sharing links to articles and self-promoting. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley it has been a little quiet hasn't it? We were overdue. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Sure, miracles can happen. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley That would be fine if I had goals, but I really don't. I've coasted along on vibes my entire life. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Anyway, thankfully the world will end in a few years and save me from having to deal with the inevitable fallout of my poor life decisions. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley No family, no community, no friends, just work. It's a bleak future to envision, but in truth, I made every decision along the path that led me here. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley I think my usual partner in crime being gone has me thinking about how everyone I really knew has left Japan or otherwise faded away over the years. In the inevitable future where it's *just* me left, what am I even doing here at that point? npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Feeling very introspective and isolated today. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley What's the accepted Japanese translation for FAFO? npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley I'm taking the long way back home via the walking path and it's definitely worth it. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley My only real exposure to Alex Ward is from the Candela Obscura episodes he was in, so I didn't really think much of him at the start of C4 but he is really growing on me over time. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley In this house we stan Aabria Iyengar and we will brook no discontent. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Drinking wine and catching up on #CriticalRole campaign 4 episode 18 npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley #shitpost #ai #ResourceWar #capitalism npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley "There is no universe in which I will prioritize 'Upload ID' over 'Delete Account'" npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley It's fine, he knows what he is doing. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley so what I'm hearing is you touch fuzzy brightly colored wildlife (generally a warning sign) without doing proper research beforehand. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley toxicity. from physical touch. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Google tells me there are some moths here which retain toxicity as well. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Probably because some are toxic as caterpillars and thus guilt by association. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley "We went from 'DEMOCRATS DID THIS WE ARE AT WAR TRANS IDEOLOGY DEATH TO DEMOCRATS' to 'Let us pray for the misunderstood white child who just didn't know better' REALLY fucking fast, huh?" npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley So help me, I laughed npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley #shitpost #meme #phone #camera npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Jesus fuck no npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Alright, this took way longer to make than I am willing to admit. But the fact it didn't exist bugged me. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley 'Tis the season....but I cannot participate. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley A poor wardrobe decision this morning has left me hot and sweaty and gross in today's humidity. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley More or less how it's going npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Um, are you on the BangBus? npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Yeah but where are you always going? npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley I love Michelle Yeoh as much as the next guy, but absolutely nobody wanted a Section 31 movie. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Remember, climate change is totally not a real thing npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley That's a weird-looking boat. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Regardless of the outcome, a large number of people are openly choosing fascism today. It's probably a really good idea to remember who they are and act accordingly. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley You don't see a lot of RVs here, I noticed. I could see an argument against due to narrow streets, but that doesn't seem to stop all the buses, so must be another reason. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley I've always maintained that my zombie apocalypse plan starts with commandeering one of those damn things. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Looks about as rickety and poorly-sealed as any other Japanese home, so that tracks. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley It's my understanding that houseboats are a nightmare to maintain. That said, I always thought it'd be neat to just take one of those riverboat restaurants and turn it into an airbnb. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Weird looking boat, man. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley If your timeline is to be believed, you're on boats like 90% of the time. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Hrm, feels like my timeline isn't moving. Either that or somehow everyone is being really quiet today. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley there's succinct and then there's conversation stoppers. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Okay, gonna have to drop the only person to actually message me so far because five words is not a valid response to a paragraph. I'm not carrying the whole damn conversation. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley On my way home now and this white dude just jogged by in the shortest short shorts and sneakers. Nothing else. Hairy torso just gleaming with sweat. He's gonna give some people heart attacks. Which one of you running reprobates was it? npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Anyone have a good company they use for getting rid of garbage? I've got a small CRT TV I need to get rid of and doing the "contact the maker" rigamarole is not my idea of fun. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley This is probably the most accurate #BG3 meme I've seen so far. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley Tried that watermelon frapp from McD's the other day and it was quite good, actually. npub1aycc4rzzxurpdfjcj3ncg7jt52wk620dwvhjx7yu9j0k64yyed2q8yuvka Glen Malley You know, I never did do an #introduction toot. Lemme just churn out something #loweffort here.
