JoshuaSlocum

it just says "violin"?
man, she's got the entire provenance for the guitars back to the tree it was carved out of, but the violin?
>it's a violin, i dunno, it doesn't have any boogers on it i guess

2025-08-04 18:36:12 CEST

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what are the details on the violin?

2025-08-02 00:22:49 CEST

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>he knows when you are sleeping

2025-08-01 23:08:03 CEST

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as many as we can manage before the killjoy cops arrive

2025-08-01 23:06:28 CEST

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right?
the ones i don't already do i'm doing tomorrow

2025-08-01 20:58:21 CEST

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i don't have to imagine, there's a picture right there, this riddle sucks, i'm telling @npub1yz2…jaks on you

2025-08-01 17:14:28 CEST

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this means that Airbus is due to kill a billion people

2025-07-23 20:42:50 CEST

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Prince Colwyn reduced to doing lawn maintenance, the prophecy was bunk, Krull is finished

2025-07-18 18:30:59 CEST

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it's supposed to be fine, but i've also got a vague memory that pyrex changed their formula and it is not as safe anymore
i exclusively use pyrex for storage and microwaving because of this vague, possibly spurious memory

2025-07-18 18:27:01 CEST

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if it BAMS let us know

2025-07-16 16:04:43 CEST

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i think grooble first hit the upper limit on MapReduce and then BigTable, by which i mean they couldn't get these things to spit out answers fast enough
since like 2015 it's all baling wire and jeet poop holding it together
AI reset our expectations, waiting for the AI to have a chin stroke is normal, so they can get away with not-real-time
search is dying, time to bring back webrings

2025-03-14 18:50:09 CET

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>i grafted a large tomato to a cherry tomato root system
whoa, this is fucking genius

2025-03-14 18:33:21 CET

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>Anything can be an ashtray
this sounds like a challenge

2025-03-14 15:06:35 CET

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very nice
moon was a no-show around here, so i just ran around the streets in my underwear

2025-03-12 16:57:24 CET

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there have been several complaints about this recently
way to go Tim Apple, things are going gangbusters over there

2025-03-12 14:33:59 CET

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persistence is key

2025-03-10 15:46:24 CET

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babylonian is closer to base 60 than base 12
60 has a lot of divisors so you can avoid fractions
everybody adopted that because it makes a load of sense for anything circle related like angles, or even time
the metric people never suggest moving time to base 10 because that would be nuts
"what time is it?"
"it's 7.33333333333333"
"let's just kill ourselves"

2024-09-06 00:08:17 CEST

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>the zebra
the what

2024-09-03 16:20:11 CEST

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this is what Common Core took from us

2024-08-30 16:09:14 CEST

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i have to admit, i have gone 100% over to the Commonwealth point of view of saying the letter "Z" as "zed" instead of "zee"
it's just better and less confusing

2024-08-30 16:04:52 CEST

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you know, it's entirely possible
i'm not racist enough to be able to tell the difference between a Canadian and a midwesterner

2024-08-30 15:53:12 CEST

few days ago i listened to a guy pronounce it "EH-ther-net" instead of "EE-ther-net"
still thinking about it

2024-08-24 18:06:30 CEST

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nonsense, it's a space laser fired from the nazi moon base and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise pew pew pew pew

2024-08-23 16:30:57 CEST

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i agree with this
but i saw a statistic some years ago that said 95% of Americans have never seen the Milky Way
i am a level 20 hippy-dippy liberal on the dark skies stuff, we've lost something important here

2024-08-15 20:38:29 CEST

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i was told it was the "Thunderstorm of Passion"
i do not like this new information

2024-08-14 23:18:41 CEST

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name the time and place so i can be sure to have something else going on that's, like, super important

2024-08-14 23:12:36 CEST

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this is the internet
this is no place for joy or whimsy

2024-08-14 23:09:15 CEST

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it's true, i asked them
they said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
there's some room for interpretation, i suppose

2024-08-14 23:07:35 CEST

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little known fact is that they actually live their lives in constant acute pain and they are actually screaming, screaming forever, into an indifferent ocean

2024-08-14 19:34:00 CEST

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also this
all dudes will see this and say "hell yeah"
https://i.poastcdn.org/b061a233a4a3131b63feaddb8c7ce1132697b994b7ce4af2eafdbccd77698e4f.jpg

2024-08-14 18:36:03 CEST

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that's a cosh
the monkey's fist at the end (should) have a lead weight in it
grip it and swing it
kinda useless for ladies as it's too small and they don't have the grunt to swing it hard enough
but a well-made one is a good way to learn ropework and useful to keep in the car for... coshing... minecraft blocks

2024-08-08 20:05:08 CEST

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the 15 year old nephew market will be replaced by AI
(yeah, i said it)
the dilettante will be wiped out, leaving only the greatest masters
which, actually, is not a great thing, but i can't do anything about it, that train has done left the station

2024-08-08 19:53:06 CEST

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like graphic design back in the day
formaline, PMT machines, x-actos and rubylith
i joke about the analog days, but it really did make men, great men
now every nignog with a macbook is a music producer and artist
like, nah, nigger, you ain't

2024-08-08 17:35:49 CEST

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the shit that went on in radio stations
>"is... is that an 8-track cart"
not exactly, but yes, it more or less is
i like analog stuff as much as the next guy, but c'mon man
slicing and taping? are we animals?

2024-08-08 17:20:33 CEST

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not a chance, once CDs came along and removed FF and RW tape was cooked
LPs were better than tape for that reason, but you couldn't take them with you in the car
i do wish DAT had done better so it wouldn't have been so expensive, it was way better than 4-track cassette recorders that every band recorded their demos on

2024-08-08 17:07:41 CEST

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fair, but no rewinding or fast forwarding on MD
DAT is for source, MD is product

2024-08-08 16:09:15 CEST

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what about those of us who bought into minidisc
we are the true forgotten ones

2024-08-08 15:40:03 CEST

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i remember watching one of the earliest episodes of 'The French Chef' and Julia is there making a French omelet in a shitty 1960-era pan over an electric eye
cooks can cook with anything

2024-08-07 18:06:18 CEST

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the point is a convection oven that fits on your countertop
they're no good for me because my fam is too big, and also because i already have a convection oven
i'd rather spend the money on another le creuset dutch oven

2024-08-07 16:44:45 CEST

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when i was a young lad i watched a crew of negroes working on a house
at the top of the house wall they did a soldier course where they kicked out every 5th or 6th at an angle, really nice detail
they are trainable, and can do good work, but if my experience was any kind of bellwether, they require a strong hand
the foreman was also a negro, and he was also a world-class prick
i learned many new words

2024-08-07 16:35:12 CEST

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there was a time when black guys did a shitload of masonry
not even that long ago, like 20-30 years
all beaners now

2024-08-07 16:06:54 CEST

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if dan wins does that mean graf has to give him the keys to his house

2024-08-06 22:57:44 CEST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLhONsoN3xc

2024-08-06 21:49:08 CEST

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Song #1 is not a fuck you song

2024-08-01 22:55:36 CEST

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bitch has a scoliosis cast, y u hate

2024-07-31 19:12:37 CEST

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MADURO IS SUCH A NOOB
YOU HASH OUT THE RULES FIRST, YOU DUMMY
ELON IS GOING TO SHOW UP WITH SIX ROBOT ARMS AND A CHEST LASER

2024-06-27 16:09:13 CEST

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The danger of the sea is very real, and only fools think otherwise. But that danger is part of the allure. You stand resolute in the wild face of Creation and fight to conquer it, but even in victory you are humbled.