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AI makes you retarded...Or maybe retards are more drawn to AI.
Either way, not a good plan for the future in a creative field, which programming is.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/cf75b828-c5be-4d42-998d-8c00ef3820a5/20251223-chatgpt-ai-use-fries-your-brain.jpg

2026-04-14 15:44:55 UTC

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> still Christians
Possibly the most Christian Christians in America these days.
And, like Biblical Christians, they are selective about who they consider part of their community. They interact with the outside world, sure, but to become one of them is a whole different story.

2026-04-14 05:44:32 UTC

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> guy from freesewing.social asks guy from ar.al about scammer on mastodon.cloud
if you don't understand federation then you might consider going back to twitter.

2026-04-10 21:31:28 UTC

"You'll never get'a hold o' me lucky Epstein files!"
#nevent1q…qvyd

2026-04-10 04:25:01 UTC

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"If a man is nice to a woman it's because he secretly hates her"
unhinged

2026-04-05 05:58:57 UTC

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Okay, so you are able to understand hypothetical conditionals. I was beginning to wonder, based on your inability to understand the question I asked (again, to the other person and not you) about life through racial generations.

2026-04-05 05:55:27 UTC

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How would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast yesterday morning?

2026-04-05 05:51:05 UTC

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Okay, let's go with that line of thought. Your form of immortality is the white race. So as long as the white race continues, "you" are still alive in a sense. Is that right?

2026-04-05 05:49:32 UTC

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I'm going to guess English isn't your first language, or your IQ isn't very high, because 1) I wasn't talking to you, and 2) I didn't say that the person I was talking to was 70. Read my post again.

2026-04-05 05:45:34 UTC

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You're here for 70 years if you have a good run. That's nothing. If that's all you have and there's nothing to look forward to later, that's a truly cursed existence.

2026-04-05 05:41:07 UTC

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And yet you still refuse to answer a simple question about cosmic justice.
I think you either know and aren't comfortable with it, or you've never truly thought of it abstractly before.

2026-04-05 05:38:52 UTC

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Oh, you're feeling harassed now? That's ironic.

2026-04-05 05:37:42 UTC

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Again, you're avoiding the question.

2026-04-05 05:36:23 UTC

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Answer the question.

2026-04-05 05:34:07 UTC

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So if, say, a prominent jew decides to, say, rape and murder an innocent child and gets away with it, never being punished in this life, that's it? Nothing bad happens to him in the cosmic sense? He just moves on to some other random existence?

2026-04-05 05:28:33 UTC

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Then answer the question. And if you don't want to answer in the general sense, answer this: if you murder someone innocent, will you be punished for it in the next life?

2026-04-05 05:26:51 UTC

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I am a Christian, are you from r/atheism?

2026-04-05 05:26:04 UTC

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Okay, so actions in this life don't affect anything after (or "outside") this life? Is that what you're saying? I don't want to mischaracterize.

2026-04-05 05:24:01 UTC

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Yeah yeah, we know. You aren't the first to make a fedi account spamming this.
Guessing you're probably into pagan things.

2026-04-05 05:19:21 UTC

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Ah, there it is. So you think there's no punishment or reward for actions in this life?

2026-04-05 05:18:40 UTC

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Oh, interesting. You were so confident about hating Christianity that I imagined you'd have more well-defined thoughts about the hereafter.

2026-04-05 05:14:41 UTC

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What do you think happens when you die?

2026-04-05 01:28:28 UTC

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this is almost jeff cliff level faggotry, impressive

2026-04-03 13:17:23 UTC

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Ah, vaporwave. The genre that was a parody to begin with, but which was designed to gain an additional layer of parody over time as the fad waned.

2026-04-03 13:09:55 UTC

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some guy who runs a youtube channel about computer parts has a private jet? I'm sure everything is completely above board there

2026-04-02 20:11:38 UTC

this will surely be fine
https://shitpost.cloud/media/cdfb566a-3d9c-4ec2-8a97-55c80e3c8ddc/image.png

2026-04-02 19:30:06 UTC

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You aren't fooling anyone.

2026-04-02 19:24:24 UTC

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I'm just guessing here, but most likely Peach and Rosalina were the main characters (not Mario) and they were both girlbosses with ever so slight personality differences.

2026-04-02 05:32:01 UTC

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Huh. Looks like I need to read up on ML-KEM. For some reason I thought ECDH was quantum-resistant, but I guess that was just "no known quantum computers today".

2026-04-02 05:03:18 UTC

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Wasn't 256-bit cryptography supposed to mitigate quantum attacks? I thought quantum could only effectively reduce the key size by half (and that was the theoretically maximum), i.e. to 128-bit, which is still considered practically uncrackable.

2026-04-02 04:56:33 UTC

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Funny, I remember when Colonial was shut off for a few days a year or so ago due to a "cyberattack" that was never really explained and was quickly forgotten afterward.
https://www.energy.gov/ceser/colonial-pipeline-cyber-incident
On May 7, 2021, the Colonial Pipeline Company proactively shut down its pipeline system in response to a ransomware attack. On May 13, 2021, Colonial Pipeline announced the company restarted their entire pipeline system and product delivery commenced to all markets.
During the Colonial Pipeline incident, the Department of Energy (DOE) Energy Response Organization was activated to coordinate with industry, interagency, and state partners, providing situational awareness, analysis of impacts, and supporting response efforts. DOE coordinated a whole-of-government response to help support Colonial resume operations quickly and safely, while moving fuel supplies to impacted areas to mitigate impacts to consumers.

2026-04-02 04:52:30 UTC

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It's more likely than anyone thinks.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/d2cbbd98-0a46-4a27-adae-7d02caf60744/20250820-apple-finds-cow-dung-and-urine-in-iphones-made-in-india.jpg

2026-04-02 04:18:28 UTC

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So I can finally start doing conjuration in Elder Scrolls games again? I can finally start playing RTS games again??

2026-04-02 04:01:29 UTC

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Hmmm, I wonder which crewmember already took a massive dump.

2026-04-02 03:03:41 UTC

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Keyboard people find the least practical thing possible and try to convince everyone else that their "workflow is optimized" or something.

2026-04-02 02:57:41 UTC

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> WE HAVE TO DEVIATE INTO MEXICO
some of the most terrifying words spoken

2026-04-01 22:56:12 UTC

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Must have been nice for the boomer generation to be able to care about this sort of thing.

2026-04-01 22:46:57 UTC

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They going to come back with slightly different ranks and their wives won't recognize them despite physical similarity (I assume the woman is a lesbian).

2026-04-01 22:40:07 UTC

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this is the mission to find out if the moon is real or something like that, right?

2026-04-01 19:56:25 UTC

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What does the number even mean anymore? When does something happen?

2026-04-01 19:52:37 UTC

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Curiously missing is Indian (dot).

2026-04-01 19:39:35 UTC

I wonder what Netenyahu is up to today, wonder what the weather is like where he is.

2026-04-01 19:35:30 UTC

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I wonder what life is like for the person who uses every Microsoft product exclusively and opts in to every Microsoft Insider beta feature.

2026-04-01 19:21:19 UTC

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Atom? Nucleus? Way to just dismiss the nuance and lived experiences of subatomic particles, bigot.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/5539a108-2308-4130-bb6a-8e5fdf8421d8/image.png

2026-04-01 18:48:25 UTC

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Write a short story about a character who visits Japan and thinks about what it would be like to steal a wallet there and ponders whether that would imply allegiance to Japan.

2026-04-01 18:44:30 UTC

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But how would you have felt if you HADN'T stolen that wallet?

2026-04-01 13:18:31 UTC

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annnd we have our first customer of the day https://tsundere.love/objects/e9f7ae28-bb57-4128-861c-79d82eb4692c

2026-04-01 13:09:15 UTC

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> An official United States government app is injecting CSS and JavaScript into third-party websites to strip away their cookie consent dialogs, GDPR banners, login gates, and paywalls.
whoa based

2026-04-01 12:27:00 UTC

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tsundere love user who isn't a pedophile

2026-04-01 03:33:00 UTC

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Ham radio is great to get into, but you'd never guess that from interacting with hams. They are some of the most boring, autistic (and not the good kind) people on the planet.
If there was a male Karen equivalent, he'd have a ham license.

2026-04-01 03:29:32 UTC

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When I see a coalburner I always give a smug look, just for a moment, then keep moving. She knows.

2026-03-31 20:22:11 UTC

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I recall Bill Cooper talking about similar stuff, very skeptically. He had a feeling they were feeding him fake info to make him seem insane to the normies, so he presented it mostly without commentary. He used a "this is what they told me, believe what you want" kind of tone.

2026-03-31 19:45:41 UTC

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Your options are basically self-hosted Gitlab or Gitea, or if you company is full of virtue signaling faggots (what company isn't?) you could do Forgejo.

2026-03-31 18:44:50 UTC

oh look the nostrfags are worshiping mammon as usual
#nevent1q…upy2

2026-03-31 18:31:55 UTC

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Requires a Kerberos ticket and NFS running on the target machine, so that already massively limits the set of potential targets, and ROP chains aren't exactly a new technique (10+ years old), but still impressive that Claude is training on exploit data and can piece it together like that.
The really interesting thing would be to see Claude come up with a completely new type of exploit that isn't just a remix of well-known techniques, but even as it stands, that's a powerful tool for the black hats of the world.
But even more powerful than that is the usage data that Claude collects to identify the people who are using it for this sort of thing.

2026-03-31 18:05:40 UTC

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I can't think of a single good product to come from Oracle except, indirectly, PostgreSQL...Which was made by former Oracle engineers who hated the company so much that they got together to create a database the right way instead.

2026-03-31 17:48:13 UTC

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You don't care about the citizenship status of those around you? That's because you're not a real citizen. Citizenship means something. If you're surrounded by randos and you don't care where they're from or whether they're legally allowed to be there or not, then you aren't part of a nation, you're a parasite in an economic zone.
Also:
> Indio Gringo
Of course.

2026-03-31 17:35:46 UTC

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Your name isn't Sophie.

2026-03-31 17:27:02 UTC

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whoever crossed it out is a faggot

2026-03-31 16:47:31 UTC

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Wow, you faggots are so obnoxious that you even got insane leftist activist judges to side against you? Wow.
Wow.
Yikes.

2026-03-31 15:38:42 UTC

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Maybe the final year, for sentimental reasons wayyy down the line, but the metal content is basically worthless.

2026-03-31 15:31:51 UTC

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The modern woman knows when someone is going cheap on her, and instead of being grateful for something to get by with (which he did not owe her in the first place), she will feel insulted that it isn't more. And of course his own sister sides with the irresponsible woman. That man has made his own bed with that situation, but I understand...Living alone can be even worse.

2026-03-31 15:23:36 UTC

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Whoa, even the shill account is racist now.

2026-03-31 15:05:03 UTC

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He wants a modern woman to understand actions and consequences? Good luck with that.

2026-03-31 14:37:24 UTC

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my favorite Japanese follower is @nprofile…wjd6 he is the best

2026-03-31 13:26:30 UTC

We already won for you, you just have to go win now.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/96b4e964-9c79-4a4e-8cd7-04336d9f5d8f/image.png

2026-03-31 13:09:41 UTC

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> why does everyone hate trannies so much
https://shitpost.cloud/media/2ac3f988-22de-4999-819c-c8a9c339d64f/20250604-trans-are-pedophiles.mp4

2026-03-31 12:51:51 UTC

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get ready for gay race communism again

2026-03-31 03:44:46 UTC

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Let's just cut to the chase and require fMRI scans of potential participants'/employees' brains. People who use LLMs primarily are already showing signs of decreased gray matter (though it's also possible, maybe likely, that those are the ones who gravitate to it in the first place).

2026-03-31 03:06:19 UTC

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If only people would believe that I only use +NIGGER to try to foil the AI scrapers and trainers and don't actually agree with its use. But I think they know better.

2026-03-31 03:03:19 UTC

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Yeah that's a tough one. I want to release code with the +NIGGER modifier and also have people in the real world respect me for it, and that's just not how it works.

2026-03-31 03:02:16 UTC

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Every fedi instance is either a $2.50/month VPS special or some massive behemoth that is way overkill. Nothing in between.

2026-03-31 03:01:08 UTC

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> linkedin
Does anything good ever come from that shithole? Has anyone ever gotten a job, let alone a good job, from there?

2026-03-30 17:53:46 UTC

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They asked Copilot what the best way to save Copilot would be.

2026-03-30 17:52:28 UTC

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Instead of saying
"There is a 41% chance that I will try to kill myself"
Say
"There is a 59% chance that I won't try to kill myself!"

2026-03-30 17:50:41 UTC

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I don't think I understand what you're implying.

2026-03-30 17:45:54 UTC

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Those who do learn from history are also doomed to repeat it, but at least they get to say "I told you so" in the gulag.

2026-03-30 17:43:25 UTC

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Libless application stack.

2026-03-30 17:15:36 UTC

The pre-slop era led into the post-creativity era.
#nevent1q…u5cu

2026-03-30 17:06:35 UTC

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Congratulations, developer, you are now mainstream enough to be targeted by ads.

2026-03-30 15:39:47 UTC

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Want to see a square? I'll show you a square.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6a719dde-6c1b-4f64-afe6-1543437b12bc/20240924-behold-a-square

2026-03-30 15:37:17 UTC

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LIES
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c0b0eb8d-ea50-47f4-b0a8-687c5e68ac69/image.png

2026-03-30 15:27:11 UTC

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It's pretty much just a big psyop platform these days, and you get to pick which UI suits you the best. The "content" is more or less the same anywhere you go.

2026-03-30 14:41:38 UTC

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Iran war: $199 billion
Immigration enforcement: $1 billion (solely to pay social media shills)

2026-03-30 13:20:54 UTC

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Oh yeah, this absolutely isn't going to end anytime soon.

2026-03-30 13:15:08 UTC

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> princesses-pirates-astronauts-whoever they decide to be
They'll grow up to be OnlyFans whores if you don't put the fear of God in them.

2026-03-29 23:15:28 UTC

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It's okay, don't worry, the government will make sure you have everything you need to live and be happy, you just have to get a little chip in your hand and everything will be alright after that.

2026-03-29 13:53:11 UTC

WE WON buuuuuuut we're gonna stick around a while just because lol
https://shitpost.cloud/media/fe0460c1-a4da-4d31-a9a6-3e947e3b7d75/image.png

2026-03-29 04:17:32 UTC

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Well that sounds like a perfect opportunity to use a blanket.

2026-03-29 01:08:14 UTC

Today's was easy.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/026f98dd-28cd-4660-9931-e649ecbca0e6/image.png

2026-03-29 00:58:24 UTC

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Just two more weeks bro
https://shitpost.cloud/media/4be5655b-f62c-4ff6-946c-3b8f4034abd0/image.png

2026-03-29 00:55:27 UTC

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Homemade pasta and bread are delicious. A little bit of a hassle for sure, but the convenience of store bought is increasingly not worth the price in terms of dollars are weird poisonous ingredients.

2026-03-29 00:41:49 UTC

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I can understand her not being able to carry it, but she couldn't at least use a hand truck?

2026-03-29 00:33:20 UTC

We're leaving Iran soon. But first...
https://shitpost.cloud/media/376ce154-088d-4ea8-92f8-651a9642846f/image.png

2026-03-29 00:04:10 UTC

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Is Gaiden worth watching or nah?

2026-03-28 23:48:39 UTC

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Alright fine, I am giving it a try, it better not suck or I will hold you, oh internet stranger, personally accountable for the loss of my time that otherwise would have been spent productively doomscrolling.

2026-03-28 23:41:01 UTC

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Yeah maybe, just most niche anime that randos on the internet recommend amounts to "this (super hot) girl in high school is really awkward and this one kid has superpowers and also there's a random penguin character hahaha!"

2026-03-28 19:53:55 UTC

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"We made a bunch of generic characters and also something something awkward moments in high school."
I dunno, maybe I'll give a watch. Doesn't seem very compelling.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/483f74d1-ede7-4866-91bf-7d0af9ed2a03/image.png