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2025-01-20 04:02:02 CET

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2025-01-20 02:09:13 CET

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Almost as many titles as Idi Amin .

2025-01-20 02:05:00 CET

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Untermensch Waifu .

2025-01-20 00:41:02 CET

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I dont understand this dig against hikers to be honest .

2025-01-20 00:39:10 CET

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Is this a recent thing ?

2025-01-20 00:38:12 CET

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I am now manually aware of "hiker trash".

2025-01-20 00:24:23 CET

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I would be too if I was a mobile armored fortress .

2025-01-20 00:19:38 CET

Todays late turt/tort pics : Was late because I just spent 3 hours looking for a kitten . Will post pics of the two new kittens when I can . Right now there getting use to being in a new home with 3 other cats.
https://i.poastcdn.org/cee724c891341612c2614d42768111235d08a8bee7170397499142697116407a.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/e10aec06c181373d0250f3b6b6a4c1327cf18ab12def3f8c779d60ddd7f0afb3.webp

2025-01-17 03:22:39 CET

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HAND WAVING INTENSIFIES !

2025-01-16 19:00:03 CET

Todays tort/turt pic
https://i.poastcdn.org/fb999e60b8512cb70578710bfd5edf2acb9d458a6abf7b81bda788d028106142.webp

2025-01-13 10:00:03 CET

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The things he says about Mamma Jf being no longer with us are chilling.

2025-01-13 09:32:39 CET

@nprofile…l8pm youtube.com/watch?v=vonBnd_VVsQ&t=2s Jf gariepy .

2025-01-13 09:28:58 CET

https://i.poastcdn.org/e2f45b00addda6df8549da368f44321fd0e644c8e3c92dbef20f709f11594670.mp4

2025-01-06 19:00:02 CET

Todays turt/tort pic @nprofile…9mue
https://i.poastcdn.org/3da0ca70b5d2040eae16ca19745bcb36ccc58b150fbfee86583a558967ca3286.webp

2024-09-04 14:52:57 CEST

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Sounds like emo lyrics to me.

2024-09-04 14:51:39 CEST

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Damn ....

2024-09-04 13:43:46 CEST

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I knew my obsessive hoarding of memes would pay off .
https://i.poastcdn.org/07c444ae4b0aee1df18a0fc4abc9b8477012c46d555264a0aa86dacefd8223cf.webm

2024-09-03 19:14:30 CEST

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Fucking shameful 😡

2024-09-03 19:06:10 CEST

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I admire the hell out of Oma Haverbeck .

2024-09-03 19:03:50 CEST

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How long do you think until they go free to play ?

2024-09-03 17:45:33 CEST

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Thats retarded but not as retarded calling this a Mustang
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2024-08-28 05:58:13 CEST

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Thank you for your service .
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2024-08-28 05:50:31 CEST

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At this point your asking for your Vril to be stolen .

2024-08-28 05:45:37 CEST

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If this was in the actual game , I would give it a try.

2024-08-28 05:44:43 CEST

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I love that this wiki for the game was started by people who are into the game . But those damn CHUDS "hacked" it and added there own lore.

2024-08-28 05:33:24 CEST

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2024-08-28 05:33:05 CEST

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2024-08-27 08:36:04 CEST

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I dont remember this scene from the matrix .

2024-08-27 08:30:54 CEST

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I like Diablo 3 .

2024-08-19 03:39:36 CEST

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God I love Kids in the Hall :blobcatlaugh:

2024-08-18 23:54:53 CEST

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My feels !

2024-08-13 15:04:38 CEST

@npub1s5d…wy9v
#note1clw…8a8k

2024-08-10 23:09:36 CEST

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Holy shit its real .

2024-07-30 19:31:40 CEST

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Do you have any antique coins that exhibit the hallmarks signs of coin clipping ?

2024-07-27 17:21:55 CEST

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https://i.poastcdn.org/49f0de42a111c05c209414dbd70fbf58396437ae875a7262053831419ceced96.png

2024-07-27 16:56:27 CEST

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Camera's are something I never had much of an interest in ,back in the day , kinda regret not having a descent digital one from back then .

2024-07-24 06:12:04 CEST

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You mean Skinamax .

2024-07-23 13:16:17 CEST

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Its the worst one I've seen so far .

2024-07-23 05:22:46 CEST

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2024-07-23 04:40:39 CEST

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2024-07-23 02:19:36 CEST

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2024-07-21 04:20:15 CEST

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Can you do the big nose one please .

2024-07-20 22:47:14 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/3814bec722d916fcc22b6a5182d1ac301c7fcf3a1edf9d16a7ca25957cde4d01.mp4

2024-07-20 08:16:37 CEST

Dont know if this is real or not .
https://i.poastcdn.org/127be03a5f0936ec17fdb9d811e51945669ec2e4f4aada1d67e278fb8330e4e2.png

2024-07-19 17:09:28 CEST

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ORANGE FLOOF !

2024-07-17 13:41:48 CEST

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This the same guy ?
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2024-07-17 13:39:46 CEST

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dude definitely got the short end of the genetic stick.

2024-07-17 13:33:08 CEST

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Every full body photo I see of him looks photoshopped because of his wonky proportions .

2024-07-17 00:46:32 CEST

@npub14ld…mzcr
#note1xr6…gm8d

2024-07-16 14:58:19 CEST

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Can you convert the Apu to a gif please .

2024-07-15 10:32:32 CEST

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raleigh1.poastcdn.org

2024-07-15 10:25:15 CEST

Are images broken for anyone else ?

2024-07-15 00:35:51 CEST

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Add some squats into the mix and he will be yoked in no time.

2024-07-14 23:03:49 CEST

@npub14ld…mzcr
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2024-07-13 11:30:43 CEST

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Fun fact : The cybertruck cant be sold in Europe because it doesnt meet the safety standards for collisions with a pedestrian .

2024-07-10 10:03:22 CEST

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I had to ask . :agummysad:

2024-07-10 09:58:52 CEST

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What do they mean when they say Ace ?

2024-07-10 09:32:08 CEST

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Italians on blast :blobcatlaugh:

2024-07-10 08:57:05 CEST

Have at the knave !
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2024-07-04 09:37:06 CEST

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Who is talking about pubic hair 24/7 ? :bloblaugh:

2024-06-29 16:12:14 CEST

Todays turtle pic.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9522b29d69046922ad7dc43396cef9e9e7adf09793a543ba5c14e971b4a29bfe.png

2024-06-28 07:18:43 CEST

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Me and my brother recorded the whole series on VHS .

2024-06-28 06:57:23 CEST

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You listen here sunny !

2024-06-26 22:47:46 CEST

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The end boss of urinals : The Stadium Trough
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2024-06-26 19:13:59 CEST

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youtube.com/watch?v=GUBOgWYMBwo Another great driving song.

2024-06-26 19:04:46 CEST

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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

2024-06-26 19:00:02 CEST

Todays turt/tort pic
https://i.poastcdn.org/dc7b5bc3e41af1b148337d85aabffce610da396bcf7a8005500661d6d3e8c8a9.webp

2024-06-26 07:31:48 CEST

Coons living there best life.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5b34b5e8b0d94711a3d77b3b80db6863aa2fd84e01d2a7c773bef3c98c1833c0.mp4

2024-06-19 20:27:09 CEST

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We all know Grafs real name is Graftavius Daekwon Jaquarius .

2024-06-19 18:52:17 CEST

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How very autistic .

2024-06-14 00:06:34 CEST

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Thats what I thought for the longest time as well ,until I stumbled on a picture of it while looking up another car movie . And I had a "Hey ! its that car from that one movie " moment.

2024-06-13 23:56:34 CEST

@npub14ld…mzcr Dodge M4S
https://i.poastcdn.org/c54d10e5fbb45d23974a1f3d45a418c1eb4f3248a20a934371b687bdfd2898ff.png

2024-06-03 01:57:21 CEST

3 isreali's get the the shit kicked out of them for refusing to Pay their Bar Tabs and telling the guards, "We Own This Country!" In Pattaya, Thailand.
https://i.poastcdn.org/38a803c1e5b53f9bbd1878abb266c60c10c2b98e795bbede11de06f9d60bbcd1.mp4

2024-05-31 05:00:30 CEST

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I have been looking around every now and again for a descent late model 80's to early 90's square body .

2024-05-31 01:01:47 CEST

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https://i.poastcdn.org/aea6fee212fa7e35a69bcfdb8634f9a0fbaf272b89ca8c9756a7dc6f86c8b0b2.mp4

2024-05-29 21:33:09 CEST

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I've had this happen ,minus the sobbing.

2024-05-28 03:58:21 CEST

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2024-05-26 21:14:56 CEST

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Sorry but your suffering has brought me the joy of laughter .

2024-05-24 17:40:08 CEST

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youtube.com/watch?v=_iP84IGwbIg For you if you plan on doing a follow up on Rekieta , Josh goes over Rekieta on the Kino Casino , I know its filled with people you arent fond of ,but it does have contain that hot goss .

2024-05-23 17:34:07 CEST

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What I love about older cars is there analog nature , dont get me wrong I love things like EFI and back up cameras and modern airbags systems. I just think we've gone a little to far with cramming computers into cars for every system imaginable.

2024-05-23 17:26:05 CEST

1979 Mercedes-Benz 300_TD
https://i.poastcdn.org/bac063c40e553b13ce4665e148e9142ee0c048ecb454ac9a887a8267c76b075a.webp

2024-05-22 00:11:45 CEST

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Looks great ! , think my favorite detail is the reflection in the ayys eyes.

2024-05-20 05:41:07 CEST

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I think you may enjoy it because for all of its faults , I think it handles Kong well.

2024-05-20 05:37:42 CEST

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Only western kaiju filmed I actually enjoyed was Kong Skull Island ,but that still had the same problems as I have with the other movies that have followed .

2024-05-20 05:34:19 CEST

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I think Godzilla was used wisely in minus 1 , especially when compared to the latest Kong and Godzilla movie .

2024-05-20 03:58:04 CEST

@npub1nep…5gyq
#note1vmn…q5v0

2024-05-13 03:56:11 CEST

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Now I want a twinkie or a Swiss roll .

2024-05-13 03:21:21 CEST

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Is that a makeup bag or a mailbox on your right ?

2024-05-12 13:58:00 CEST

fried shrimp are the chicken nuggets of the sea .

2024-05-08 11:40:06 CEST

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Im interested in the Schnitty Butty .

2024-05-05 06:47:42 CEST

@npub1tqq…y3a2
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2024-05-02 01:50:19 CEST

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Is another reason you use acrylic yarn because you can dye it ?
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2024-05-02 01:34:39 CEST

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Dont they use acrylic for fake hair ?

2024-05-02 01:22:56 CEST

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Neat , cant wait to see that.

2024-05-02 01:16:27 CEST

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You gonna cut her hair to get Aeon's signature hairstyle ?
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2024-04-16 18:45:02 CEST

Todays turt/tort pic
https://i.poastcdn.org/6c1d7074787ceb251ed21d4209b556941068ab9188ca4e5f1a813180d7591815.webp

2024-04-15 15:35:59 CEST

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Char's request is a reasonable one .

2024-03-25 13:13:25 CET

youtube.com/watch?v=97v0O-RtIqo&t=373s Why are atheist almost always insufferable know it all twats ?

2024-03-25 08:44:50 CET

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cu67KxdKmhs I got you beat.

2024-03-17 09:08:54 CET

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Im so glad I coaxed Vile into creating another Discord account so he could come onto Sven's show again.