Sir Bloojay

Hot stuff in high demand

Public Key

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Profile Code

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relay.ditto.pub

relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1crsfhz4fadx3c9e02cdj4z4p8uqqkhhfes0ju4tyyw0r80apwh6qyjn3cz

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Last Notes

2026-06-29 19:37:45 UTC

look at this cute lil guy
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2026-05-22 00:03:09 UTC

ayo peep the scales
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2026-05-07 02:34:02 UTC

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2026-05-06 20:12:38 UTC

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2026-04-13 23:36:45 UTC

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2026-04-08 02:04:39 UTC

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@nprofile…svam u know what to do
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2026-04-08 01:46:59 UTC

@nprofile…4c5e is we getting sneakers
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2026-04-03 04:27:45 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 sorry to hear that buddy :(

2026-04-02 23:22:14 UTC

(very embarrassing)
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2026-04-02 03:30:53 UTC

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2026-04-02 03:13:23 UTC

@nprofile…4c5e are we still doing this to you tomorrow?
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2026-03-31 03:58:30 UTC

my brain is fried
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2026-03-30 20:43:53 UTC

dude is ZOOMIN
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2026-03-27 22:01:03 UTC

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2026-03-27 19:34:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e but also because he got a bath he didn't want

2026-03-26 02:35:28 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 it's a real birb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfxZD87trKE

2026-03-26 02:15:22 UTC

so here I am
doin eeeeverything I can
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2026-03-25 18:02:45 UTC

he's not scratching, he's GROOVIN
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2026-03-24 22:55:10 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e
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2026-03-23 22:38:57 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6 https://teesperky.com/product/dealing-with-road-rage-and-60k-cars-bumper-sticker/

2026-03-23 22:20:32 UTC

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2026-03-23 17:22:11 UTC

ay hold up my boy is outside
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2026-03-22 05:28:53 UTC

sometimes you just gotta get it done
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2026-03-21 22:02:06 UTC

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2026-03-20 21:34:41 UTC

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2026-03-20 21:07:50 UTC

Dog FILLED with EVIL intent
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2026-03-19 23:41:48 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e Viper did nuffin wrong
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2026-03-19 04:51:22 UTC

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@nprofile…xdf3 @nprofile…fq95 that sounds like sex

2026-03-10 17:40:32 UTC

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2026-03-10 15:40:28 UTC

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@nprofile…zpy3 AAAGHHAAGGH THE MASTERS ARE FORCEFEEDING ME SLOP AGAIN

2026-03-10 03:26:36 UTC

just hanging out with my sphere
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2026-03-09 22:20:22 UTC

@nprofile…f02u we gotta get the band back together
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2026-03-09 22:03:52 UTC

maybe life ain't so bad
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2026-03-08 06:30:44 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d time to tuck your ass into bed mister
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2026-03-08 03:03:11 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e no i need the emote ;_;

2026-03-08 03:01:20 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e can you assist

2026-03-08 00:40:03 UTC

someone post dudelookatmyears
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2026-03-08 00:33:28 UTC

bro they got a dog out here wrasslin'
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2026-03-05 18:38:11 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e would you settle for fent

2026-03-05 05:00:19 UTC

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@nprofile…l83p I have it on good authority that women aren't a big fan either way
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2026-03-05 04:45:44 UTC

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@nprofile…l83p it could be the diaper

2026-03-04 23:13:00 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d employed behavior
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2026-03-03 14:35:42 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e I like seals

2026-03-02 23:14:24 UTC

man the shape scene back in the day was craaazy
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2026-03-02 15:54:32 UTC

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2026-03-02 14:30:00 UTC

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2026-02-28 23:18:10 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e damn when is we gettin boobs
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2026-02-28 23:12:24 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e report back what you find I've heard good things

2026-02-28 20:59:40 UTC

yaw trynna get freaky?
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2026-02-28 18:59:01 UTC

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2026-02-28 02:23:11 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d I knew you were one of those Jewish Asians

2026-02-28 01:53:20 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d I did something like this once and it haunts me to this day.

2026-02-27 21:14:38 UTC

uuuhhh ummm uhhhh
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2026-02-27 21:10:53 UTC

me n the boyz gettin ready to pull up
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2026-02-27 16:57:27 UTC

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2026-02-27 01:11:21 UTC

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2026-02-26 17:11:08 UTC

:chefs_kiss:
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2026-02-25 20:21:50 UTC

@nprofile…f8gx ayo you see him hit this?
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2026-02-25 03:31:20 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e me too man, me too...
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2026-02-25 03:28:59 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e cute japanese chicks feeding me fish all day. what a life

2026-02-25 01:48:04 UTC

yeah dude I don't doubt it
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2026-02-25 01:39:54 UTC

@nprofile…rkgj
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2026-02-25 01:36:29 UTC

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2026-02-24 05:54:00 UTC

unhand me, malevolent creature!
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2026-02-22 04:36:06 UTC

bro fightin demons
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2026-02-20 16:49:36 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 German Chik-fil-a when

2026-02-19 21:18:54 UTC

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2026-02-19 17:36:36 UTC

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2026-02-17 19:48:12 UTC

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2026-02-10 16:57:38 UTC

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2026-02-09 23:06:01 UTC

cwispy slop
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2026-02-08 22:29:13 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e I thought it was going to be Teto pear

2026-02-06 18:07:47 UTC

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2026-02-06 18:00:12 UTC

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2026-02-06 17:45:16 UTC

fedi behavior
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2026-02-04 05:20:30 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e this is what I look like, wanna date?
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2026-02-04 00:56:08 UTC

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@nprofile…zpy3 pure pain and troubled suffering

2026-02-03 17:21:37 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e yoooo May 15th in Denver I might be able to pull that off 🥹

2026-02-03 05:34:20 UTC

dude these creatures are so damn weird
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2026-02-02 23:24:14 UTC

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2026-01-29 05:14:10 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 we can only trust the wigger portal
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2026-01-29 05:09:35 UTC

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2026-01-29 04:57:36 UTC

wtf there's a pink version?
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2026-01-29 04:14:51 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…r9u2 I mean I'm not saying it's impossible. It just sucks running that for a full season. Getting stuck at eseinhower in a snowstorm is awful.

2026-01-29 04:06:23 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…r9u2 where I live in Colorado awd is a must. At the very least you need snow tires. I always thought I could get away with all seasons until February rolled around

2026-01-25 20:37:45 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 in Burger name we pray
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2026-01-22 18:02:56 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d that's a pragmatic approach

2026-01-22 18:01:47 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d dropping classes always felt bad for me. I think it came down to me being too hard on myself though.

2026-01-22 17:18:28 UTC

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2026-01-17 05:22:34 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr @nprofile…nxac implying you're OP

2026-01-17 04:32:26 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…f02u how the fuck

2026-01-16 03:38:33 UTC

keep ya head up king
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2026-01-16 03:34:47 UTC

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2026-01-14 17:55:53 UTC

extreme violence
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2026-01-14 02:47:59 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s clubcyberia is a Chinese spy organization and you can't convince me otherwise

2026-01-12 04:05:25 UTC

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@nprofile…n6x4 I think you go ahead and get blasted, it's not like the Roomba pilots have any idea what they're doing.

2026-01-12 02:13:44 UTC

in case you guys missed the race today
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2026-01-09 23:15:16 UTC

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@nprofile…m0yn
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2026-01-07 16:01:51 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s that's where you meet your wife and she pops out 8 kids

2026-01-07 01:16:02 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d you should get someone else to goon you