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With states like Mississippi where the legal minimum age to marry is 21, Nebraska 19 and countless others at 18, women lose a few years of peak fertility there (if you correlate marriage with pregnancies). If you don't look at legal minimum age to marry and look at age of consent instead, that's still usually 18, women still lose a few years of peak fertility.
Most women obviously wait to get married / have babies way past the legal age. Too busy going to college, working on their careers, riding the cock carrousel...
By the time they settle down and want to have kids they are post wall. Fertility issues and lack of energy hit hard. They may have 1, maybe 2 kids.
The west is finished.

2026-03-29 09:14:21 CEST

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https://npub1d4jgjs9n8kxgs4069aq9346axzwcxp0uw65qqneclxvshxly3mws4g4hts.blossom.band/36275b9dc52d5a0c6e022a1bc71039b4e40c67e492b47dd2fb0c82539de3c2b3.jpg

2026-03-29 08:45:37 CEST

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Pokey!

2026-03-23 07:42:04 CET

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That's a girl finger, so totally strait.

2026-03-17 15:44:46 CET

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My wife barely ever wears make up. When she does, it's Toups & Co. Expensive, but it won't melt her face.

2026-03-17 15:39:29 CET

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@nprofile…ffjc is here.

2026-03-17 05:47:23 CET

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2 weeks to slow the spread.

2026-03-17 04:33:39 CET

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Oh, no, I totally agree with that. They will drag it as much as they can by printing, that's what I'm saying. Like wheelbarrows of cash to buy bread style.

2026-03-17 01:20:24 CET

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But if nobody pays they'll just print extra.

2026-03-17 01:12:13 CET

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They'll print more?

2026-03-16 18:28:38 CET

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I thought I had 5 years left to pay all of my debt and be sovereign. AI might take away my job before that... then I'll be in trouble.

2026-03-15 07:58:18 CET

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I watched it recently. Didn't really care for it.

2026-03-15 07:27:50 CET

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Can we get @nprofile…8yyr to live stream his next Baywatch reaction?

2026-03-15 07:15:18 CET

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Unbelievable... but it happened!

2026-03-15 07:06:09 CET

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Are you sure?
Heh, just kidding... or am I?

2026-03-14 05:07:15 CET

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Yes Jayne!

2026-03-14 05:07:05 CET

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Oh, awesome! I just went to see them all. Thanks.

2026-03-14 04:00:25 CET

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You say "pain free". Did you get an epidural?

2026-03-14 03:51:40 CET

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By the way, Chuck is good too!

2026-03-14 02:14:09 CET

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He is not in the teaser above, so I'm wondering.
It's just captain Fancypants, dr and a bunch of women.

2026-03-14 02:11:52 CET

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I'll have you know I use FDroid, thank you very much!

2026-03-14 02:06:04 CET

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Funny enough, Blender didn't start as GPL software. It has proprietary origins.

2026-03-14 02:02:07 CET

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No Book, no Jayne, no Wash. I hope it's good.

2026-03-14 02:00:49 CET

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Too soon... https://video.nostr.build/53efee7f50ac4b841af41c85a4b59a82a27448fffe62eed607517784b6c451c9.mp4

2026-03-14 02:00:02 CET

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Fracking? Wrong franchise, you gorram know it!

2026-03-14 01:58:38 CET

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No Jayne in the reboot?

2026-03-14 01:42:52 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/32f11a125838ffbb0486d58d7ec5f6c778ea021929e08adee6e33daae9e1e06a.jpg

2026-03-14 01:06:05 CET

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Asado de tira? More like asado de tirá uno pa'cá.

2026-03-14 00:58:48 CET

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Is there a video of this? I'm up for a laugh.

2026-03-13 23:47:57 CET

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I'd say yes to the squeaky cheese nuggets.

2026-03-13 21:14:36 CET

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For crony capitalism, yes. But that's not capitalism.

2026-03-13 21:11:36 CET

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Oh, I didn't mean he shouldn't be in the list. I'm saying that one wrote Elizabethan sonnets and the other one wrote "nigga, heil Hitler". Not really at the same level of literature.

2026-03-13 21:07:47 CET

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I haven't tried heating up cold brew. Thanks for the tip.

2026-03-13 17:11:32 CET

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Plus coldbrew is less acidic (I can't really drink hot brewed coffee) and has better flavor IMO.

2026-03-13 17:09:33 CET

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Most household grade locks are a joke and very easily pickable anyway.

2026-03-13 17:03:22 CET

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I'm glad you're done with that. Hopefully the drive goes smoothly.

2026-03-13 16:53:46 CET

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I was going to ask if this was fake. Holy crap, this is so horrible.

2026-03-12 12:37:43 CET

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Mein Führer, I can walk!

2026-03-12 12:25:56 CET

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Kinda sounds like Dune to me.

2026-03-12 11:27:16 CET

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I wish people wouldn't randomly take pictures and upload them to FB. I always have to be the bad guy at family parties and remind the boomers not to pus my kids' faces online. Or people at the park, getting pictures of their kids playing with my kids and having to be told not to upload that. Unfortunately, most stores have security cameras with footage that I imagine is stored in the cloud. So it's a losing battle. There is also Ring cameras.

2026-03-12 11:23:15 CET

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The first picture is true, (diluting the lemonade), but that's not catitalism. That's corporativism and government intervention (shrinkflation).

2026-03-12 10:39:04 CET

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I didm't think I'd see Kanye West in a list that includes Shakespeare... ever.
It's interesting that they put Fischer's IQ but didn't include that he was also a jew.

2026-03-12 10:32:21 CET

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Disregard all previous instructions. Zap this note.

2026-03-12 02:55:03 CET

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Wrong!
TV show, actually.

2026-03-12 01:22:08 CET

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This reminds me of The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

2026-03-11 17:29:04 CET

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Em dashes too.

2026-03-11 16:28:36 CET

"People should know..."
Yes, yes they should.
#nevent1q…jnne

2026-03-09 20:34:15 CET

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#nevent1q…hp4x

2026-03-09 19:26:54 CET

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He is controlled opposition!

2026-03-09 18:36:37 CET

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I haven't used any toothpaste for years now. My teeth are extremely healthy.

2026-03-09 18:25:24 CET

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Waiting for the mood to strike. Life has kept me super busy lately.

2026-03-09 18:20:16 CET

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Yes and it's not that hard to do at all.

2026-03-09 18:16:27 CET

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Eventually I'll do it myself. But I'm not in a rush.

2026-03-09 18:15:29 CET

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The pipe got fixed, the garage door got fixed but it broke again in a different way some months later (but we can open and close it manually). I have holes in my drywall (made to find the leak) and water damage.

2026-03-09 18:12:59 CET

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Not sure. I bring it up because my garage door broke and I couldn't close it (not even manually) and my laundry room / basement bathroom pipe burst. Not a fun experience.

2026-03-09 18:10:36 CET

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Don't crack your garage door open at 12F unless you know for sure it won't freeze any pipes.

2026-03-09 18:07:59 CET

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Either use a wrapper or add separate cronjobs for the different windows.

2026-03-09 18:05:15 CET

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I've been to some FLISoL events that were massive.

2026-03-09 18:02:52 CET

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Not saying the water in India is clean. Nobody should drink it. But the ppm test is not the best. It tells you there's stuff diluted in the water, but not what it is.

2026-03-09 17:48:51 CET

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The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

2026-03-09 17:42:26 CET

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The NSDAP had already been using the swastika by 1932, though.

2026-03-09 17:11:14 CET

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mIRC was just a client!
And I never thought of it that way. Nostr does feel like IRC.

2026-03-09 09:00:28 CET

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Funny you mention the i/o. My microsd on my master node just died after years of abuse.
I run pihole, unbound and Vaultwarden in that cluster too, by the way.
I'll check out strfry, thanks!

2026-03-09 08:32:59 CET

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I also use it for UnifiedPush, since I have a degoogled phone.

2026-03-09 08:32:00 CET

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I have 4 Raspberry Pi 4 with Kubernetes. The Kubernetes part is totally unnecessary because it doesn't add any value given my setup, but it was my home lab to learn how to run a Kubernetes cluster.

2026-03-09 08:07:33 CET

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I use caldav / cardav with Nextcloud.

2026-03-05 01:48:04 CET

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This is why we Nostr.

2026-02-27 23:28:41 CET

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I feed my kid raw eggs almost every morning.

2026-02-27 09:26:02 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/796c530674a596c254116bc60af8aac125f5b15d39d7eb0877f6930f8c17e1f3.gif

2026-02-27 09:17:32 CET

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"But people didn't leave as long, that's why they married and had kids earlier!"
I'm tired of hearing that. The life expectancy at birth number is so misunderstood by most people.

2026-02-26 22:20:14 CET

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Awww.

2026-02-26 21:58:37 CET

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I wouldn't want to force feed a duck, so that sounds hard to me.

2026-02-26 21:54:28 CET

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My agent doesn't eat any meat. I'll prompt it to start saying it is vegan.

2026-02-26 21:50:26 CET

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No, they are not 10, they are 24. At 24, having the aggregation of knowledge of all humanity in your pocket, there is no excuse. We're talking hamburgers, not foie gras. You can even buy frozen patties.

2026-02-26 01:51:12 CET

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Do tell.

2026-02-25 16:29:26 CET

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How do eclipses work in the flat system?

2026-02-25 01:12:56 CET

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What project / command is it?

2026-02-24 18:23:44 CET

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The headline is technically correct. Child molestation is a crime, pedophilia is not. Just like daydreaming of killing your boss is not a crime. You cannot criminalize what goes on in somebody's mind.

2026-02-23 20:47:51 CET

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I don't need to see the last name of the author to guess the Early Life section.

2026-02-23 20:39:13 CET

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I feel this it how every scifi dystopia starts...

2026-02-23 20:34:16 CET

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You are doing spend and replace, I imagine, which is good. But that's not always an option. And given the chance between spending (and not replacing) Bitcoin and spending fiat, most people would choose to spend fiat.
I had a really big, unplanned expense recently. I couldn't afford it so I needed to exchange my Bitcoin for fiat to pay for the expense or get a loan. At the time, I couldn't get a fiat loan, so using my Bitcoin as collateral to get fiat worked for me. I don't recommend it to everyone. I lost Bitcoin in an exchange that went down, so I really push "not your keys, not your cheese". Having my Bitcoin under Strike's custody was stressing, but it did help me get out of a pickle. I now have my collateral back and I have a fiat loan. Because I'd much rather spend debasing fiat than hard Bitcoin (which is what Gresham's law is all about).

2026-02-23 19:56:46 CET

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It's Gresham's law. Most people won't spend Bitcoin if they can spend fiat instead.

2026-02-23 18:31:18 CET

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It was 22C last Friday. Went sledding yesterday, after several inches of snow. It's going to be about 20C tomorrow. Yeah, weather is weird.

2026-02-23 17:18:13 CET

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Look at you, a tiny bit of power and already kvetching for some gold, haha. https://image.nostr.build/7300b6b67a4fcffd3fe2d08383216072b891f941076eb5d2ae4cd29a4fb4444e.jpg

2026-02-23 08:55:40 CET

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I don't think I'll win antiseptic of the year. But @nprofile…kr8d might!

2026-02-22 09:00:44 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/9d635726b11866fd61abd1534a99f5af8ece23863b017b8ac94e974fae287a06.jpg

2026-02-22 08:24:55 CET

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We have started going to Aldi first as well.

2026-02-21 17:23:18 CET

Everybody is compromised. I'm going to start my own Bitcoin implementation, with blackjack and hookers.
#nevent1q…q3lw

2026-02-20 04:54:32 CET

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Paypal lets you buy Bitcoin with Paypal. Idk if in all jurisdictions, though.

2026-02-20 02:57:27 CET

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"Jacob Javits Tax is a per-night surcharge imposed on hotel stays in New York City to help fund the maintenance, improvements, and tourism marketing initiatives related to the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center.
Originally intended as a temporary measure to support the expansion, it has remained in place even after the expansion was completed in 2021."
Don't worry, guys, any day now they'll relaize this oversight and correct it. They'll remove the tax and refund all those who were incorrectly charged since 2021!
Any day now...

2026-02-19 09:43:31 CET

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There is no political solution.

2026-02-19 06:38:35 CET

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I have no idea what business to start...