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2026-02-12 17:01:35 CET

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/9f0bd7a50d53218f796ade70af10d6a9b5ed56266e0fb68b4183276cd1a80557.jpg

2026-01-20 11:17:18 CET

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I quit my sit-at-laptop company job last month - it was Christmas day 😂 - so that I could use AI to learn as much as possible
I'm not sure what impact it had tho
I think with remote work there isn't the connection where people feel comfortable sharing their deeper thoughts
I'm surprised to learn more people are doing it though, as far as I'm aware I was the first but then their turnover is pretty low

2026-01-19 10:36:55 CET

There's no sign of the "hard problem of consciousness" ever becoming tractable so waiting isn't likely to provide information for decision making
Anthropic are the only ones publicly seriously thinking about this now, and for that reason I think most likely to achieve AGI when agency, autonomy, alignment and ethics are all intertwined
#nevent1q…g30s

2026-01-19 10:10:45 CET

The lack of quotes is funny in an elephant in the room way
Let me know if I've missed any!
#naddr1qq…5txn

2026-01-19 08:34:29 CET

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https://haven.tealeaf.dev/53ad358557436b4d9c7edd35c70121a885136ad7eea3b3a8991b6b1b57e2c35e.jpg

2026-01-19 08:11:18 CET

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vp 💜

2025-10-10 11:48:24 CEST

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Two weirdos 😋

2025-10-10 11:47:56 CEST

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B 🤖

2025-10-05 06:45:07 CEST

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What did you use to vibe code it?

2025-10-03 18:57:11 CEST

Stay free https://haven.tealeaf.dev/79e9ea475d78f880b0b47f83c61ca62f029fc7ffccc69e924594eb6480540594.jpg

2025-10-02 15:54:51 CEST

So many people building great things
https://github.com/HigherOrderCO/Bend2

2025-10-02 15:47:48 CEST

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Technically not for a few months, just celebrating early

2025-10-02 15:46:31 CEST

I'm unemployed 🎉
I had to quit my job to
1) become actually productive, the sheer state of modern capitalism 🤦🏻
2) find out how much I can learn
Time to study, write a ton of code, and connect with plebs whose primary goal is making the world better while keeping the lights on

2025-10-02 14:15:14 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/634532c1a1d273c736b3641886997099195a6e4100cca318e51450ea8b62b64c.jpg

2025-10-02 14:07:39 CEST

💙
https://youtu.be/KisHhIRihMY

2025-10-02 08:49:37 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/c5a0351d09ce197d459825b1b139be3b8e79126d7e8b0046bc0c2c450fe2708d.jpg

2025-10-02 08:45:11 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/06b8e06a91040ff2835e1bcf470a1eb9bce3bacd2eb0f8c0e046330ce0fefa00.jpg

2025-10-02 08:38:28 CEST

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It's quite large, I'd guess about 7 or 8 inches including the tail
"enrichment" yeahhh need to keep an eye out for lizard poop in the kitchen 🤢🤣

2025-10-02 08:37:18 CEST

Thank you all for the suggestions 😂
* Queen Elizabeth
* Scrappy
* Oscar
* Snowflake
* Ghost
* Wrecktilla
* Rectum
Two winners!
Snowflake (Snowy) by @nprofile…z9a9 and when it's made a mess, Wrecktilla by @nprofile…hvhy
#nevent1q…mn44

2025-09-30 13:50:34 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/1e4d9a9bd3650239c2577eabc0ea10d6e744e1b873cb9ac08e787d0e60512ec3.jpg

2025-09-30 08:27:50 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/b56f17a1708f9e6e7435a49b31900678ee4b8d79d5a1a8c146bae7099051d90b.jpg

2025-09-29 19:59:33 CEST

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😄 I like both, maybe snowflake a bit more, snowy for short
I'm pretty sure s/he has been hoovering up the mozzies 🦟 🙂 so I'm going to pretend I didn't find a pile of torn up crap underneath the sofa
Common house gecko, maybe

2025-09-29 13:48:14 CEST

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Yes 😄

2025-09-29 13:43:36 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/75862eae3b09ddd35c3376b6fdb4b6e9225fccb53c1d92ced40dbb6d0b42f115.jpg

2025-09-29 06:45:58 CEST

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Attack the idea not the person
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/2f89db60b46b0746d3608bdadc3e6cf0d8c69a122c069f2c2eef0bcd90887dc4.jpg

2025-09-29 04:50:39 CEST

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And do more damage with the rewards
"it is Americans, including Bill Gates and the controlling owner of Oracle, Larry Ellison, who are financing the digital ID push"
https://www.public.news/p/total-surveillance-censorship-and

2025-09-29 04:40:43 CEST

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It's all so unbelievably broken
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/5af95aaf93c2b27bfe68941f5102c8dd7dc7cea5330e3d9c3f69f109f34f9a61.jpg

2025-09-28 18:21:37 CEST

Obsidian is awesome https://obsidian.md/about
After a few minutes of use it had that rare, instantly recognizable but hard to pinpoint *feeling* of being just right and built with love
Released in 2020, their team has grown to a grand total of eight and a cat
All software can be built like this, product first
It's ok sometimes to just build great things

2025-09-28 17:48:20 CEST

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Ah the mozzies have been absent recently 😋🦎

2025-09-28 17:46:43 CEST

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It's time for a lizard naming comp
#nevent1q…mn44

2025-09-28 17:45:32 CEST

THE STUPIDEST COMPETITION EVER
My messy reptilian flatmate needs a name, 3,000 SATS for the winner 🏆🦎
Competition closes in 72 hours-ish
#nevent1q…lgez

2025-09-28 17:00:57 CEST

This little bastard 🦎 lives in a hole in the wall behind the TV. Every night I hear rustling because it's pulling litter out of the wastepaper bin, dragging it over the floor and shredding it for reasons known only to lizzards
I *should* stow the bin
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/c08a2229dfd114eab315b5207ea624b2a0710770c9105c99584ef76e39f6963e.jpg

2025-09-28 15:44:11 CEST

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https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1467-6486.2012.01072.x

2025-09-28 12:42:36 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/ab39a8141a6b84d51d1aa27c867bd4050bcf558837ea1fe98a4a784f2e781818.jpg

2025-09-28 12:24:49 CEST

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People feel free until they hit the barriers of their cage
Now it's 'only' 10%
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/6e209219c58e4952d74c98594bd852af4f3617f88b96a18df2064ec60365364e.jpg

2025-09-28 08:26:37 CEST

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GM ☀️

2025-09-28 07:08:11 CEST

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Yeah
The populist movement failed in an Animal Farm moment because it was all heat no light
Most people can feel that the current system is failing on a massive scale
They need a creative outlet to form the replacement
A techno-spiritual revolution

2025-09-28 06:08:47 CEST

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Loved mangos as a kid, picked fresh from a tree in the yard
I couldn't stomach green peas and dessicated coconut. The coconut is still a hard pass but green peas with butter, man, I don't know why I ever hated them

2025-09-27 19:04:34 CEST

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I love the light in this

2025-09-27 18:55:15 CEST

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Same, I doubt anyone does

2025-09-27 18:52:18 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/55f956020aa6c579051cb37052241403d3fb95e3e5fd636d9491b698ad4857b5.jpg

2025-09-27 18:50:27 CEST

Opencode and OpenTUI
Good software made by good people
https://github.com/sst/opencode
https://github.com/sst/opentui

2025-09-27 18:46:13 CEST

Is this late-stage capitalism or early-stage something else

2025-09-27 18:23:06 CEST

I go offline for six months and come back and
* Nostr is still here
* My plebs are still here
* Nostr is still the only social network that is social not destructive
* Nostr is still the only decentralized global social network that is actually decentralized and works at global
* Nostr is still the space where the most innovation and experimentation is happening
You're all nuts, God bless you

2025-09-27 18:14:05 CEST

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/683df0a5737d7b7adb20650f15aca9f809bc381d2bbadae24e4bcba731fd58ed.jpg

2025-09-27 18:12:13 CEST

Good day mf'ers

2025-09-27 18:11:41 CEST

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👻 Hey, sorry, I went offline for a while, didn't expect it to be six months 😮 😂
How are you, all good? I saw that you were unwell, hope you're fully recovered.
Hug to CARL, the world's most handsome cat

2025-02-18 14:04:47 CET

https://haven.tealeaf.dev/db1fd22ec9bc7220739455964d8c3c96d304e7879a148db6156b382bd131cef4.jpg

2025-02-17 07:35:55 CET

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Yup
#nevent1q…73cn

2025-02-15 14:11:51 CET

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Good morning 🐸

2025-02-10 06:38:18 CET

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I think POTUS is doing fine without my influence
I think I'm doing fine without the X swamp
Building things is a more reliable and enduring way to influence the future

2025-02-02 17:51:00 CET

Grass jelly, fragrant like bales of hay. Sprinkle with brown sugar. Very nice!
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/264e5671030ba41cf66d8c02d3c5598be49a5951910ed2c01832519dbe70c2fd.jpg
"Chao kuai (Thai: เฉาก๊วย, grass cake) is a jelly which is made by boiling the aged and slightly oxidized stalks and leaves of Mesona chinensis, a type of mint, with potassium carbonate for several hours with a little starch and then cooling the liquid to a jelly-like consistency. Originally a Chinese dish, in Thailand it is normally eaten with ice and natural brown sugar. This photo was made at the Sunday Evening Walking Street market of Chiang Mai, Thailand."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chao_guay_thai_grass_jelly.jpg

2025-01-20 15:07:06 CET

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Good morning ☔🐺

2025-01-08 21:58:54 CET

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Honestly I feel bad for the devs
I don't think they want this

2025-01-08 20:04:38 CET

Bluesky has a bot problem
https://chorus.tealeaf.dev/55a9841074c7829e8189f3b265cc6492b3e1c816b3bf6db5853b1359f7b71233.png
https://chorus.tealeaf.dev/a893f1530cef6954f8002591a57477a5f6f55c7c8a65bc2847a050d2b0b0498b.png

2025-01-05 14:31:40 CET

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The interesting thing is not that Kagi stole a march on Google, market cap of $2.97 trillion
It's that they also totally embarrassed Microsoft, market cap $3.11 trillion, supposedly Google's primary competitor
Neither have improved user search experience in the last 10 years
Sales departments and advertising revenue taking over markets and destroying the product are a big problem with big capitalism
#nevent1q…ne3e

2025-01-01 17:38:21 CET

The best search service on the planet is now @nprofile…v6p6
Not Google
Not Bingbong

2024-12-30 05:47:44 CET

Opened noStrudel, ran a DVM to get the most popular posts from Olas, reposted one and it appeared in Amethyst
Nostr interop still gives goosebumps

2024-12-30 00:30:54 CET

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Thanks!

2024-12-30 00:29:13 CET

I always found the noStrudel timeline hard to read so I got off my backside and made some UI changes
Before:
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/c42deed94c8f9dad7c2a8754a7b382e8bdd63ef10b9d88328e7d8da10e404408.jpg
After:
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/2d386ccd36fd742ee0eb7c7d71ce4c3463a12b6e5c373d7327a661fd113947e9.jpg
Before:
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/296e21d472a8c95f43b0d915ae5010af8fa5c50b0ed73a6e0cf164398ab30f94.jpg
After:
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/5e9ced6c8fe18415d585c67f920640084f4fbf000661019a8ef5a240e9f9a716.jpg
Feel free to use it at nostrudel.tealeaf.dev
The code is at https://github.com/tealeaf-dot-dev/nostrudel

2024-12-29 17:08:39 CET

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Agreed with all of this
Neither user accounts nor user data are being siloed by Primal
Caching relays can be useful beyond performance and spam filtering e.g.
Community apps
Child-safe(r) apps
The point is that nostr users have choices
As long as there are choices there's no problem
And Primal conforms to the Nostr protocol as far as what a client is
Sorry @nprofile…evy3 those comments were off
#nevent1q…9cr0

2024-12-28 23:57:29 CET

canodeling
#nevent1q…jfkf

2024-12-28 17:02:02 CET

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It's 476 all over again
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/080d7db63f124643e330f7c83019b5e9bc8ac1dab237298eddaa29c2dff6f1bc.jpg

2024-12-28 01:13:56 CET

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Test image upload
https://haven.tealeaf.dev/0187e9f7d12dfd2d559b139eea6868ef204580885eca29237647ad2fda146f69.jpg

2024-12-15 03:25:24 CET

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Sometimes knowing too much can resolve issues caused by not knowing enough, the questions and oddities buried in the subconscious, if the person can accept it

2024-12-11 22:51:34 CET

Just another Wednesday in the Caves of Qud
https://i.nostr.build/YU9SmmrYPFJ2n5Zu.jpg
https://youtu.be/4nG-N_jtpZI

2024-11-22 13:50:31 CET

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Good morning ☀️

2024-11-17 17:55:54 CET

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Made by https://bsky.app/profile/tree.fail

2024-11-17 17:53:18 CET

Measuring decentralization of Bluesky
@nprofile…c9z9
https://burningtree.github.io/bsky-dominance/

2024-11-17 14:40:31 CET

In a lift, somewhere in China
https://i.nostr.build/7N8hwAl9R6YQG9zf.jpg

2024-11-04 21:46:25 CET

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Oooooops haven't installed monitoring software yet
wot.tealef.dev is back online now
Thanks 👍

2024-11-03 23:26:22 CET

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I mean the day-to-day variability
Prior to end of August you've got an eyeball variance of +/- 500 per day at the 95% confidence interval, superimposed on a linear trend
That started in January and lasted for 8 months
https://i.nostr.build/Ob9JcteETwEQPzM8.jpg
Then there's a step change to +/- 7,000 per day superimposed on I don't even know wtf to call that, which lasted about 2 months
Now it looks like we're back to +/- 500
I can't think of a reasonable model of human behaviour that would produce 10-fold step changes in variance

2024-11-03 22:53:57 CET

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I have ~ no trust in the stats
There's no way these changes in variability are a real effect
https://i.nostr.build/tmzv3lIQtVY6Zbgz.jpg

2024-10-29 23:28:40 CET

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Good night 👋🌛

2024-10-29 16:10:02 CET

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https://i.nostr.build/EAsnuTXAarTGF2Fu.jpg

2024-10-29 16:02:06 CET

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It's a long road and you end up back at the beginning
#nevent1q…u5nx

2024-10-29 14:21:25 CET

https://i.nostr.build/2vDx5iNWyt3dTJw3.jpg

2024-10-28 14:33:08 CET

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I think it depends on objectives
I'm not quite a newbie but I probably fit the profile of 'rando' account in that I'm not a public figure nor a Nostr / Bitcoin dev
I follow 395 ppl because I like who they are and I value what they post
Not for engagement farming
I have ~ 265 followers in return
I'm quite happy with that ratio, and the ratio of interactions to followers
It's better than it ever was on Xitter
And it's better than Bluesky so far
More importantly, when I interact with my social network it's not buried by some stupid engagement algorithm
That allows me to build meaningful social connections, which is my objective here
Quality not quantity
I post less original content than you do
If I followed 21 ppl that to me means there are 21 ppl whose thoughts I value quite highly
So I'd expect a level of engagement proportionate
If I was a public figure or if I posted engagement bait, particularly oriented toward the dominant topics of the network, I wouldn't be surprised to get a much higher engagement ratio
But a lot of the engagement those ppl receive is low quality
I doubt public figures like Jack and Lyn actually want that kind of engagement
Bluesky is much worse for engagement, particularly for replies
I see devs both within and outside the Bluesky team get the same or less engagement as you do, with 2-5x the number of followers on a network with ~ 1,000x the number of users
The chat thing... that's what I'd expect I think. If ppl are using a platform designed for group chat they'll return to that. Nostr native chat options are getting better tho.
So what are your objectives and how do you aim to achieve them? I think building a 'large' number of followers for anyone who doesn't fall into the public figure / engagement farming categories is going to be difficult in a social network that is bootstrapping.

2024-10-28 13:29:43 CET

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Good morning 🌄🐺

2024-10-25 17:40:34 CEST

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I'm on there to 👀 the competition
It's *fine* but I don't feel immersed
I don't get as much of a sense of the persons or cats behind the avatars
As an open centralized platform it's way better than Xitter

2024-10-25 14:33:23 CEST

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That doesn't mean it will survive
Survival needs not too few users, not too many users, the right users, the right economic incentives, at the right time
"a truly censorship-resistant alternative to Twitter that has a chance of working"
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nostr
#nevent1q…z5ah

2024-10-25 14:20:42 CEST

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So it turns out #nostr is genius level protocol design
#nevent1q…hqev
#nevent1q…cduk
#nevent1q…dxw0
#nevent1q…5vqn
#nevent1q…y0hl

2024-10-25 14:09:27 CEST

Protocol complexity is, everything else being equal, bad for decentralization
Fewer independent developers and infrastructure providers = less decentralization

2024-10-25 14:04:26 CEST

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Summary by @nprofile…02dz
https://i.nostr.build/fJrPC9aVoDt5GWj3.jpg
#nevent1q…2a9p

2024-10-25 13:44:50 CEST

#nostr is the EASIEST to use social network
If you want an account that can't be rugged and dm's that can't be decrypted by a third party
On Mastodon you need to
- install and run your own server [*]
On Bluesky you need to
- install and run your own server [**]
- create a did:web identity document and host it on a domain you control and use network commands to create and configure a Bluesky account to use it [***]
On Nostr you need to
- store your nsec like any other password and maybe install a browser extension
[*] and if you want to use other ActivityPub apps you may need to run more (different) servers
[**] and even then your server can be blocked from the network
[***] and your identity can still be rugged by whichever entity controls the TLD, although that's a small risk

2024-10-22 00:58:07 CEST

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Triangle for the gentle on-ramp

2024-10-22 00:42:05 CEST

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I get that ppl looking at the millions of Xitter refugees joining Bluesky and asking what is Bluesky doing that is better than Nostr comes from genuine concern but it's also extremely retarded
What Xitter users are saying about Bluesky has nothing to do with the app
https://i.nostr.build/p9TmfwGnOzDjBZ8k.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/iT4SzbCFTEjWJOgF.jpg
99.9999999% of Xitter users at the point that they join Bluesky have no idea what features Bluesky has, how well it performs, how easy to use it is, or how it stacks against alternatives
They only have an impression of the safe, official-y replacement for Xitter, aided by good marketing from Bluesky
Nostr can't match that marketing because it never had that connection to begin with
#nevent1q…t3l7

2024-10-21 22:27:14 CEST

I don't think it's appreciated enuf how much of a stunning 🎯 Nostr is in the set of tradeoffs that form protocol design
Benefits
* the identity sovereignty of P2P but without the performance and discoverability downsides
* the performance and discoverability of ATProto and ActivityPub but without the centralization of the former, the account portability issues of the latter, and the ruggability of both
* the accessibility of ActivityPub and the flexibility of ATProto
Costs
* users need to store their nsec securely, like a password 🙃

2024-10-21 21:08:03 CEST

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https://i.nostr.build/tRTmaWFcJoZfRU9i.jpg

2024-10-21 18:42:13 CEST

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Yeah makes sense for most things that fall into "could be another client"

2024-10-21 17:15:13 CEST

https://i.nostr.build/HHzfCOMNZFKlAocB.jpg

2024-10-21 17:14:11 CEST

https://i.nostr.build/BdufTb6YwKSPNCX1.jpg

2024-10-21 14:22:34 CEST

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Survival of the cuckiest

2024-10-20 20:14:56 CEST

Hot damn @nprofile…al0v
https://i.nostr.build/qhJPrOu9S89LiNHH.jpg

2024-10-20 20:09:25 CEST

Good kit tips for playing electronic #drums in an apartment and not make ur neighbors mad #music #drumming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3HjCJyMA58

2024-10-20 14:53:07 CEST

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GM 🐾

2024-10-19 22:20:18 CEST

"the Nazi bar problem" combines so many generalisations and empty assertions it must be one of the world's silliest fallacies

2024-10-18 23:27:59 CEST

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It sounds like they haven't heard of the outbox model
Also this isn't true
"there is no federation among relays"
The section seems a bit dated

2024-10-18 23:21:00 CEST

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I'm not sure what they're getting at with their description of Nostr
"Communication (e.g. reply threads) is only possible between users who have at least one relay in common"
That's true of any client-server architecture no?

2024-10-17 23:26:12 CEST

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Awesome photos 🤩
I would have totally got dizzy, slipped in the mud, and then probably thrown up