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2026-07-26 20:15:24 CEST

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@nprofile…dugj wow that is beautiful! did you just find it online or make this? :peek_cat:

2026-07-23 21:42:15 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7d591232-9c12-4814-8b5d-3ab9300e0096/x763eq3wbweh1.webp

2026-07-17 09:46:43 CEST

how can i mount my monitors like this? all arms I see are not long enough? how do you do it?
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6a266014-cf64-4ce0-9f73-0cf7c428cc18/2026-07-17-094615_357x331_scrot.webp

2026-07-13 18:34:12 CEST

thank goodness our washing machine has AI so it can wash better! :ree:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/0e151f88-3c17-431a-8bf2-fd289b929339/71dwxvXARqL._AC_SL1200_.webp

2026-06-26 15:18:25 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c95f0b5f-871b-405f-9d0f-2f4ad50bd2fa/1692826195205094.webp

2026-06-25 23:45:14 CEST

7GB should be the maximum size of a video game :sck:

2026-06-25 22:13:31 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc take some stomach medication :smug:

2026-06-25 12:53:53 CEST

Redditor: "I'm worried by my wife's skimpy bikini."
All comments: "How uptight you are! Why are we discussing this! Your wife should wear a skimpy bikini!"
Redditors are not well

2026-06-23 11:27:19 CEST

too many options while dating are detrimental. friend uses Tinder et al, dating a new girl every week, not even for hookups, but to find long term partner. he tries to min-max, compares them against each other and wants my input on which one is best. but he never settles for one, since there's always the elusive chance of the next woman being the perfect one :l_sigh:

2026-06-19 00:40:11 CEST

An American and a Soviet citizen get into a debate about freedom of speech.
The American says: "You don't have freedom of speech in your country! In my country, I can walk right up to the White House and shout, 'President Nixon is an idiot,' and absolutely nothing will happen to me!"
The Soviet citizen replies: "Well, we have just as much freedom here. I can also walk into the middle of Red Square in Moscow, shout 'President Nixon is an idiot,' and I promise you, nothing will happen to me either!"

2026-06-16 22:30:46 CEST

when someone says "I'm in Asia" they are Indian, since other people will say "I'm from Vietnam" or sth :shrugz:

2026-06-11 22:50:20 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc yeah, but that does not work for e.g. PleroFE. it only scrolls the middle part, not the side parts like a regular mouse wheel. even if selected (clicked)

2026-06-11 22:47:51 CEST

i'm still looking for a standalone mouse wheel, since the ThinkPad keyboard doesn't have one. there seem to be no ready-made offers and the home-made ones are all big :sadMa:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/33c334d8-a9de-4d1a-9019-3ae411289c5e/i-made-a-standalone-usb-scroll-wheel-v0-77515d9mseye1.webp

2026-06-11 00:24:19 CEST

The smallest Thinkpad ever made: PC110 (Only sold in Japan)
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/dfb43f76-169c-499b-ab1b-6f9e9437aaf0/5m3wgvsb0v6x.webp

2026-06-05 11:03:00 CEST

Americans like:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/a7c36ccd-3077-4ca7-b05c-217a13b0d5f7/jp2xk9fwk4lktlso.webp

2026-05-28 01:11:17 CEST

@nprofile…rkgj what sword size is best?
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/e485c399-6478-46dc-8c1f-7029dbd52fff/1766134062576191.webp

2026-05-25 20:39:01 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 nice! both claude and gemini are pretty competent at Latin and i sometimes chat with them that way :comf:

2026-05-25 19:16:56 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 also no Latin version. i'm not reading that in filthy German :angry:

2026-05-25 19:14:24 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 how can they have these 2009-ish digital cameras?
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f72a6e58-a711-44da-9d60-dee35b2bfa7c/cq5dam.web.800.800.webp

2026-05-23 19:33:46 CEST

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@nprofile…fsu6 lol i wanted to make a soaking joke, but look the wiki article has an illustration lol
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/feacdc8a-f044-4e0b-98b5-2455ace78095/Soaking_Illustration.webp

2026-05-23 16:46:04 CEST

Two nudes and a cat, 1903 - Pablo Picasso
Public domain US
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8bce4982-e095-4d47-baff-7178fbd2222a/two-nudes-and-a-cat-1903.jpg!Large.webp

2026-05-20 14:29:54 CEST

girlfriend experience (getting scolded)

2026-05-18 22:20:26 CEST

some guys prefer the trap
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/79ad8e63-bf23-433c-8b8e-a4524332519e/n9bh3rv9egmeunmq.webp

2026-05-17 18:03:02 CEST

i tried reading The Brothers Karamazov thrice and three times i failed because it's such a boring vacuous waste of time :sadcat:

2026-05-16 00:43:25 CEST

the kind of yoga that hurts real good

2026-05-14 12:09:26 CEST

interesting that in Germany it's much lower than UK? i would have assumed it's reversed
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c3560f00-b819-4b02-8f0d-2396904deb49/63oylovtz11h1.webp

2026-05-11 18:46:43 CEST

i should really start reading CWs before clicking on stuff

2026-05-07 22:59:36 CEST

show me your anime screenshot folder and i tell you what kind of human you are
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/dc8fc601-7f0f-4899-a89f-53fb7c94faf6/vlcsnap-2026-03-26-21h28m19s735.webp

2026-05-07 19:53:27 CEST

I hate Germany so much.

2026-05-05 23:23:49 CEST

when Kaia was small and we were at very fancy restaurant, Kaia wanted cheeseburger. it wasn't on menu, but they made it for little Kaia and chef brought it out himself. it was the best burger Kaia ever tasted and no burger ever came close :burgGay:

2026-05-05 23:17:38 CEST

Luther Burger is the most anti-protestant food ever envisioned
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6ded8fe2-8bd4-45f8-b79e-4262f95a0a2b/745af3e7a3cc4406a46a0a0f94bfbdb7.webp

2026-05-05 15:05:39 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc nobody wants or uses post language :smile:

2026-05-05 14:57:59 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc that you can add multiple emoji with the same filter. something akkomafe doesn't do
:kannawow: :ElainaWow1: :senkowow2: :hi3_senti_wowfuhua:

2026-05-05 14:51:02 CEST

that pleromo frontendo doesn't reset emojo filtero is good featureo

2026-05-03 22:29:45 CEST

no they took her chubb! give back her chubbb!!
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/840653eb-8e10-453f-afba-105c59c3d3c2/rZBYxFKK3KvZVG1tCqOJfFV3Q9V5kklsQJsF7MQM-3113748728.webp

2026-05-03 12:27:36 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/46b7ab6e-979a-4d2c-ae28-6d9d0101e95a/28xkcyocux1u2kr9.webp

2026-05-01 22:51:45 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 show your YT feed to proof that not every female creator is Asian :02peek:

2026-04-30 10:51:08 CEST

I wanna give a very brief overview of how Generative AI works for a group of catholic ladies who can barely send mail. but I want to dispel ideas like "AI will become conscious".
can I steal a presentation from someone? :peek_cat:

2026-04-22 07:47:35 CEST

backpack rubbed hole in top, but I don't have a needle here. hotel couldn't help. now thonking which supermarket could have sewing kit

2026-04-18 19:52:17 CEST

WHY PLEROMER NO MAKE CONTENT NSFW WHEN I ADD CW AAAAAA

2026-04-17 21:31:11 CEST

> Next-Gen Yuri
they updated yuri???? do they actually kiss now?

2026-04-08 18:25:04 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/ac00bc1b-d4a3-4032-aaf9-ef20e19b2d69/2a997805182c024b32f07cb945e3fe1345cec1461fd9d48869d97ccb1c907af8.webp

2026-04-05 23:55:24 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f4a23598-aa4e-4745-a9a0-631874f95abf/uqejd1fszetg1.webp

2026-04-05 23:01:21 CEST

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@nprofile…fsu6 so this is what boys want??
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8f74c10f-08c7-41f6-823e-783ffd1b5987/mpv-shot0001.webp

2026-04-05 22:21:28 CEST

Vollkontinuiermehrschwellengleisstopfmaschine
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c14f3f4b-75dd-415d-bc90-347b2ea5591f/sadji2wjdiSAD.mp4

2026-04-05 21:54:58 CEST

unlimited eggs!!!
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c9cbb764-3fb8-402e-92a9-026418230c9b/image.webp

2026-04-05 21:53:18 CEST

Brazil abolished slavery in 1888, since the poor workers imported from Italy worked for cheaper :Sheew:

2026-04-05 20:47:05 CEST

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she so cute in girl mode :madCute:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/1fca9f8c-d2ed-4c8a-9e9d-c21331c0c194/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-20h45m24s443.webp

2026-04-05 20:16:53 CEST

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@nprofile…y6jc mmh, not yaoi and not reverse trap... so probably not for me

2026-04-05 19:14:32 CEST

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maybe we can do even bigger
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/481d3289-20e8-452c-8718-62a505c1438d/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-19h14m20s015.webp

2026-04-05 19:10:17 CEST

they should have made her eyes bigger
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/ec2ef3f6-3cee-4c04-8493-ea4dfb2a669a/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-19h09m51s386.webp

2026-04-05 18:42:00 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 think I'll still have a better chance writing a slop book for women mmmm
His cavernous, strong hands encased my small neck, pressing me into a featherbed while the sky outside turned an inexplicable shade of liquid gold. For a heartbeat, a sliver of panic pierced my fog of euphoria, but when I locked eyes with his, I saw the possessive fury that promised to devour me whole.

2026-04-05 18:20:28 CEST

ferret electrician
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/96ed462a-ac27-4a56-9d5c-f4fc962755c9/ferret.mp4

2026-04-05 17:05:45 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 what are the misers up to?

2026-04-05 15:03:43 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/eb3b1b16-d8f5-4182-add4-d6b6ab8ae61a/w68as35vy9tg1.webp

2026-04-05 14:56:14 CEST

single Asian women are so smart hunting for boys :airisigh:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7c17c1ce-571f-426e-bd13-637005acd364/p7v2namc6ctg1.webp

2026-04-05 14:53:49 CEST

these self-assembly PCs seem really tricky. so many pieces....
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2a97cd61-47a1-496e-a00c-c3f08bce5b6e/itdzrul4mctg1.webp

2026-04-05 14:20:54 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6cfe988b-0732-4ff9-89f1-12301af3751e/c1obl8878btg1.webp

2026-04-05 14:00:10 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2b95cfbc-bd9d-492d-b4a2-afcdf2382913/how-we-lived-through-dark-and-stupid-times-during-the-v0-6j8jzd1wjctg1.webp

2026-04-05 10:50:38 CEST

what's your fav monospace font? currently trying out some :peek_cat:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d26ecfb3-0c63-4b81-b8db-743e55705bc2/image.webp

2026-04-04 19:07:49 CEST

:gun:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/66f8c075-9f4c-439b-b501-bd475b39cbd1/%E3%81%AA%E3%81%AB%E3%81%93%E3%82%8C%EF%BC%9F%E3%80%80%23shorts%20%23gbb%20%23fmg9%20%23aegis.mp4

2026-04-04 16:13:50 CEST

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@nprofile…fsu6 their primary goal is to dunk on any medium any millennial could have ever enjoyed. and they won't stp until they covered all.

2026-04-04 15:56:35 CEST

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…qjtr
I don't know. it's a genre I didn't explore. but I spedrun all tomboy ones, so I'm looking outside my usual circle

2026-04-04 15:45:44 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/3e15d55f-ce35-4e9c-9fed-9ccfa3a7b0aa/67olw794r3tg1.webp

2026-04-04 15:11:43 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 isn't that super strange in an age of (purportedly) sinking attention spans?

2026-04-04 15:04:33 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 is that real or AI imagined?

2026-04-04 14:57:05 CEST

from the authors of "Homeless Crisis in San Francisco", we bring you:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2da70c5a-5f8f-4ba6-965e-3486a9605fb0/we-need-a-new-definition-of-death-v0-3pay58ao85tg1.webp

2026-04-04 14:43:37 CEST

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@nprofile…qjtr is there good yaoi anime with ikemen? :02peek:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c15ab6ed-455f-4fb9-8c30-6df9a672b040/vlcsnap-2026-03-30-01h57m32s891.webp

2026-04-04 12:27:26 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/e4e9c9c0-3026-4538-a0b9-82ae3f24ff02/c9568e60238bbdede74a5e955a0486b56bba81312bc8817d735b35b937b123d5.webp

2026-04-04 12:10:00 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8c16ca8a-4b13-4b97-8236-2d96a8da3539/c88a1656b9f998ef667b1440547e9a0fda5f8992f8127210842e1e4bf80c4e11.webp

2026-04-04 12:04:10 CEST

when you want to avoid touching the cheap plastic of your employer's car
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8508e7da-6b6c-4e59-8f74-5ad766f54ae4/c48f586b83ffdfb0b19cb6da2d2c8cd8f0236f3d38e5270b8c0512c16fa6f57b.webp

2026-04-04 11:52:57 CEST

this is why women are not funny
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/acea20b1-d68f-453d-adb5-ed96a704f7f8/c40fb8871adf438452718d55e478a3577d7de5462f8cadb147c7f775db59e665.webp

2026-04-04 11:38:02 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d9e41b3f-2374-4f5f-8fc3-b8dfabb8c929/c24e36d39fe6fbdf9edf8fd1f6556bc2246e11885d31fbd2ad4ae0a8f323b1d0.webp

2026-04-04 11:20:39 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/68a2b1e0-a154-4bb4-93e0-61c3bba3bf27/c2f0904f92c4ddfdcde0082bf422dfaf71ea86150559f9250ab949cc90bd3730.webp

2026-04-04 11:02:27 CEST

me trying to wake up in the morning
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c4580b3c-1242-493c-9e7d-5e2582f65938/beec35f916625697956a8c5ac44ab1fd492f52ea5a6d67c7b3b922ab0175a6bd.webp

2026-04-04 10:52:40 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/350ac385-f74a-49a1-a11e-ea6a94f6fe91/bdc2cc56f975121cf4e0743e573b6e6a2f46815ba37f660f65d08f6392f6606e.webp

2026-04-04 10:50:13 CEST

rocking that fedi girl look
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/07aad7af-f184-44b9-b82d-42a88631ee1c/bd4672b025d4227f36f649cb35ef2afb9bbcf0d5c3ed27b500b5cde3b69c171f.webp

2026-04-04 10:48:42 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/cea459ab-cede-4ae0-8170-2b2d589e241c/EOmnaHn.mp4

2026-04-04 10:41:43 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/96f55b70-fc43-4d8e-b31d-97c212ee9ee9/bd4d197091ae42329fd4b8a3af085b88f9675e0aa2a20ec014453fd0b75c0f52.webp

2026-04-04 10:41:23 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/98c904bf-0c1c-4505-9c62-2c7d86c1b689/bd3b539d816f145c1aa19a70b502a00d24d078a3afe7176c03fdb9f1a7ba6a13.webp

2026-04-03 22:47:27 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 i mean it makes sense. usually a lot of time invested in makeup. the happiness really helps tooooo

2026-04-03 22:45:07 CEST

Hillary Clinton on her wedding day, 1975
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/0f11049a-de3a-48de-a5a6-955a5b2a13e6/v9bqfukwb0tg1.webp

2026-04-03 22:39:20 CEST

:woozypad: hoffentlich sehr buerokratisch
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/104fa899-f143-443b-802d-79ffd3396d9a/nicht-vergessen-vater-staat-um-erlaubnis-zu-fragen-bevor-v0-91rks31v41tg1.webp

2026-04-03 22:35:43 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/fa520c5a-c26d-4777-984b-0510ab1707ea/a778f3f30314e71271e4841347fc0d6614dd5743f51d8ebe1ca02e2efebb738e.webp

2026-04-03 22:13:10 CEST

@nprofile…rkgj
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/40063b5e-7820-4904-a619-67b178e9818a/a53fc35d1a44499352a27be116bd383005def9cfcad1ade6fbd7ae8e5027019c.webp

2026-04-03 20:05:33 CEST

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@nprofile…rkgj who would want to carry around a sword as status symbol when a much much lighter thing does the job mm
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8c37e7d8-7824-465e-afda-aadecda94e3d/Academicus_Marpurgensis_um_1700.webp

2026-04-03 19:57:43 CEST

I'd buy an unsigned one :cheers:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/4699c53e-965f-4943-b360-1762ec8ed95c/image.webp

2026-04-03 19:52:59 CEST

"God gives his strongest soldiers the smallest boobs" marimari_en

2026-04-03 17:44:38 CEST

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@nprofile…rkgj spatulated tip can be used on huge screws as well!

2026-04-03 16:48:30 CEST

will tech-autistics really get worse over time when they are just one LLM question away from learning why their riced up GNU/Gentoo/Hyprland/niri setup breaks, instead of getting repeatedly insulted on forums and told to RTFM?

2026-04-03 14:20:28 CEST

katakana version of my abbreviated name is 16 chars long :02dead:

2026-04-03 13:46:01 CEST

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@nprofile…tsag in Japan? it sounds like JP efficiency ("it's that weird foreigner, we have his address on file..."

2026-04-03 12:26:40 CEST

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/bd443020-f2b4-42b4-a4f1-dc42e26e1424/girl_holding_gun_screen_b4271058.webp

2026-04-03 11:48:12 CEST

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@nprofile…t3h7 ich verwundere mich, warum wir dem wal nicht schon beim ersten mal sterbehilfe geben konnten. vielleicht haben wir nix mehr um nen wal zu toeten?

2026-04-03 11:38:53 CEST

Cyberpunk 2077 mirrors irl that block your reflection with ads
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8113b0a2-033e-48b7-ba95-d14ec92c9d36/these-mirrors-have-video-ads-playing-on-them-that-block-v0-ufouago75xsg1.webp

2026-04-03 11:36:55 CEST

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@nprofile…tsag nice, so instead of expensive RAM we get an economic collapse :Sheew:

2026-04-03 11:34:24 CEST

why are RAM prices collapsing? :KalWorry:

2026-04-03 11:24:06 CEST

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@nprofile…dugj doesn't France have reactors that run well?

2026-04-03 11:21:33 CEST

boys seeing a girl they like
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/89e1ebe9-2d31-4e39-b84d-17ecae886f33/seeingagirlyoulike.mp4

2026-04-03 11:20:42 CEST

can't wait for Germany to spend 50 billion EUR on a mini reactor without being able to make it run :smileAkko:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c969ef7e-d524-4f68-a67a-7a8c13114ea3/lyvuxib2rvsg1.webp