Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.
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Last Notes npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…dzka @nprofile…lsen Gorilla show npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/135/583/420/331/140/original/d27442a0b8b41813.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…wf68 oh wow, they really do look alike! npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ GM https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/133/288/025/083/229/original/def0c6482b2c5478.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…wf68 speak of the devil 🎉 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/130/060/543/621/728/original/d485edf399cecd4a.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…wf68 Hopefully he gets adopted this weekend. Haven't heard anything from the couple we met on Sunday 😬 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Two of today's freebies. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/117/548/497/178/546/original/5cef1ca4cff9f44d.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ What kind of psychopath... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/010/096/903/582/409/original/819170567cc2cd75.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Customer at noon: You'll have this done today right? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/001/475/641/710/542/original/356cad07d8f57675.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I thought this was tea... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/999/473/837/907/350/original/2180d7a3a446ddd6.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/999/477/740/095/855/original/a3467f52c046666a.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…e9la Patton was right. Eisenhower was right. McCarthy was right. Bezminov was right. Kaczynski was right. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My feet still hurt from yesterday 😞 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…3jp8 It's the source of basically all human advancement. War is the main driver of technology and medicine. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The meat storm is coming https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/976/899/073/462/452/original/3f9bfe1e9b5baa1e.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…mtwd Then I'm owned by a lot of things 😉 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ "The agony of owning junk" is a very real thing... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My appetite has sucked lately. I need to eat but don't want to. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ FUCK npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Eating mini tacos with lettuce on them. If you don't hear from me know that I dies doing what I love... Shitting my brains out from eating too many tacos. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/954/988/929/452/636/original/aea7ac0236005ba1.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…ktf3 I knew a Mexican who had lived here almost 20 years. Had two kids, married to a postal worker. Got deported anyway. He never went through the process of becoming legal. This was under Obama too. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Skunk in my yard. Aimlessly wandering around... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/909/839/872/577/339/original/20ccf923e3be7dd0.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ It's as funny as it is grim https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/892/332/393/292/908/original/987a7f0a078defbd.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Fireflies are out. I was told they were all dead. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen That's the local scrapper. They are usually addicts or mentally ill 🤷🏼♂️ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Power went out literally as I posted this npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ mammogram heading straight for me https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/858/418/292/347/676/original/c9bb94cbe013894f.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…c965 Churro npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/858/207/052/926/984/original/4152720183509f0a.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I'm not picking up Hamish today when I drop off Deuce 😒 I kinda liked that little potato. They want me to take a pit mix or what I think is a poodle mix who has punched me in the dick more than once... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I need to eat but nothing sounds good and it's too hot to cook 😑 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ So a Cat/Crab Mom. Really contributing to society. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/847/101/801/972/486/original/6047eda38901ffad.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Been a long time since I've found a spank bank https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/834/167/626/773/038/original/1e84a2e8a3b643a6.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…3jp8 A) some things are way cheaper B) gets delivered to my door C) I already have to have prime so I might as well use it npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Ordered groceries on Amazon. Half show up at 5:45. Other half shows up at 6:50... Why the f*** didn't you deliver it all at once? npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…p4t6 Mine got divorced when I was 1 🤔 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Baby bat. I have no idea what to do. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/827/421/878/993/497/original/50df05b4b29bb894.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/827/422/078/717/915/original/c84e6f775ea74344.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I've got a "thing" for bags, backpacks etc. and I have a thing for tape... Today I got a tape bag... 🤸🏻♂️ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/823/073/121/587/608/original/a4e3225552c42700.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen 😂 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ One of the things that irritates me the most about living in the hood is the damn ice cream truck having a snare drum in its song... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/790/507/098/189/594/original/64abd230b85f75d6.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Not a white person in sight. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/772/810/680/448/043/original/eeba5f3e2291ac99.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Heading up north this weekend to help my pops. Got him taking some of my spoils up there. The 2 person kayak and 15 ft canoe I got on jobs from the rescue for my fosters when I visit. I got that kayak and canoe in there with the back gate up... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/767/608/465/900/745/original/ae02b8e671d9a68d.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I was on this street a couple weeks ago... 🙈🙉🙊 https://youtu.be/OQdvFW0NTJo npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ When ditzy blonde bitches are making you look like a tool... https://youtu.be/EdOKFBakitw npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/733/670/280/191/529/original/78a107860ca00cf1.mp4 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…p4t6 Not if there's a belly to match npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…p4t6 "she's a bigger girl but she's pretty" npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ He gets gayer with every show npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…l7un Well when you cultivate a fan base of tinfoil hat people and then act surprised and indignant when you learn some of the tinfoil hat people don't trust Jews... I go to church. I'm a Christian. But I'll admit the most insufferable people are the newly born again. He insulted half his fanbase and turned them against each other. Basically threw erinr under the bus. He destroyed the community. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Adam is so fucking gay now npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My coworker and I kept this ugly ass brass table in the fall. Gonna attempt to sell it... Michigan isn't exactly the right venue. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/653/488/951/639/159/original/109102917c7cdd5d.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/653/490/112/105/330/original/9673da4585a97e57.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Jesus Tap Dancing Christ 🤣 https://youtu.be/5uhktDv6hSY npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My favorite kind of yard work https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/637/377/547/542/529/original/a2c43bbc348a3d45.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Who knew abusing your body for almost 30 years would be a bad thing 🤷🏼♂️ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Down syndrome circle https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/630/346/899/991/889/original/a6e037cdc16efe49.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/630/347/774/555/981/original/919067a8bcbb9a20.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/624/583/380/008/686/original/b5ba91682baae700.png https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/624/584/054/148/115/original/837debe01dbe396e.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…5h8v Oh I have that on audio book 😂 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Sony kindle I got in a job. What books should I fill it with for my bug out bag? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/619/680/850/434/150/original/9f3b132624e40109.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/atq/d/pontiac-vintage-cuck-chair/7935324895.html npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…6k9q Personally I'd assume it has alcohol but it's McDonald's so a Mexican employee probably sticks their dick in it. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Who wants a dirty DP? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/596/210/555/092/502/original/887fc43aad22c66a.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…2659 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this... Your truck has AIDS... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/523/407/035/551/217/original/b1ef9bfb4e33a9b9.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ The woman I watch Deuce for always brings me goodies from wherever they go on vacation. This time they were in Amish country... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/513/152/770/337/525/original/dbd5d42d1cc1c0bd.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/512/881/683/680/899/original/ea4615f421d70c3a.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/499/802/803/074/635/original/5a605d020c185c6c.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…hjy6 @nprofile…f4w5 I'm a junk hauler. We take things to donation centers and then what's left goes to the landfill. Fortunately I get first pick. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Today's freebie. Vintage bose shelf speakers. Sound amazing. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/485/504/562/176/781/original/89b4ebdfb891a8a4.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/453/775/748/366/536/original/060988dafddf6742.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I either need to make room in my house or sell this ice box... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/450/027/373/639/569/original/c9e42db7cd985d66.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/450/030/643/273/590/original/3b1556cef32d1c22.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…5h8v it's 4/20 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ IYKYK https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/437/740/314/503/272/original/eb8af9be3fe2841a.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Woke up with this in my head. Gonna be that kind of day. https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I've been driving around for several months now with somebody's fake leg in my passenger seat. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/420/944/431/842/687/original/a3e9aa9bb6355630.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Newport menthol: $10.49 Newport non-menthol: $5.99 😂 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…w4wg Any modern Toyota npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…cp6s This just makes me hate living in the hood that much more. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…hqna He replaced the hard drive with something smaller. I could understand doing this in a gaming pc where the upgrade in speed would be worth it but this is a mini workstation PC with built in graphics. Losing 750gb so excel opens .01 seconds faster seems dumb to me... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ I got a small desktop PC at work, sticker said it had a 1tb hd. Open it up and it's got a 240gb solid state drive... On a workstation PC. Why would someone do this? Why an SSD for a workstation? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/382/195/019/732/224/original/77fc11f1aeea09f9.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…uu94 @nprofile…lsen He didn't give off gay vibes... Although these days my Gaydar is useless 🤷🏼♂️ npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…uu94 @nprofile…lsen I thought the same thing lol But why is a grown ass man painting his nails? npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ It's been a very long time since I've bought Parliaments. Feel like I should have also bought an 8-ball to go with... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/371/008/949/677/983/original/a90a9d87b4fda210.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Bought a pizza with pineapple on it for the first time in my life. My local joint started making pulled pork and this is their "pig roast special". It was pretty fucking good. But I didn't feel like I was eating a pizza... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/370/986/475/561/913/original/3c1fda59df4dc3bc.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Gay https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/365/629/650/990/760/original/71007125f83f45c5.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ My dad just told me he's buying a new RV and giving me his Airstream to use up in the UP at deer camp. I'm so fucking stoked. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/358/817/126/634/559/original/37c399f93ad62b30.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/322/128/642/206/original/e88f00c2631d62f2.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Bullet wound... Some asshole shot her... https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/691/834/789/138/original/58f4a736331608cc.jpg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/693/664/121/430/original/e841ef5e37b66cb1.jpg npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/346/249/706/186/586/original/6ea2af4ed325c687.mp4 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Guess who gets to work outside this morning! Yay! https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/345/548/532/183/142/original/a0dd843704d15d9b.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…rq7v I love Mel, and I'm a Christian but people die for lies ALL the time... npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…cp6s Id say Molson but does Molson even exist anymore? npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://x.com/i/status/2039110607379828867 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/337/296/212/695/775/original/568271b59c8672de.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…nxa4 I don't think I've ever listened to a podcast with women on it 🤔 npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/336/354/074/327/338/original/44da2b084cee3cb6.png npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…uu94 I smoke two packs a day so a little extra weed is a drop in the bucket for me I guess. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…uu94 Am I the only one who doesn't like really potent weed? Anything over 25% gums up my joints. 20% is my sweet spot. npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ @nprofile…l4kz April fools right? npub1dyyqtgepkhgmpc8uyyr6zu38fmxrzvwhfeu8n6qntsdcl7h7xtmq5fyd56 AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠ Break up ghost pepper. Plant seeds. Wash hands. Go pee. Didn't wash hands enough 😨