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Last Notes

2026-03-14 15:17:32 UTC

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2026-03-14 15:09:07 UTC

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2026-03-14 01:52:06 UTC

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@nprofile…sxm6 Even new gas mowers blow goats

2026-03-12 17:48:32 UTC

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2026-03-12 17:47:11 UTC

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2026-03-12 14:13:51 UTC

I don't wanna open this box...
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2026-03-12 10:50:34 UTC

#39
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2026-03-12 07:50:58 UTC

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2026-03-11 17:23:16 UTC

Today's freebies. Can't complain about free games/systems.
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2026-03-11 10:35:43 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I heard that in my fucking head...

2026-03-10 21:03:53 UTC

https://youtube.com/shorts/NljcaBb3tGA

2026-03-10 15:10:46 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…zm7x If you love your job you will never work a day in your life.

2026-03-10 14:58:56 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen You know he's armed.

2026-03-10 11:38:02 UTC

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2026-03-10 11:08:14 UTC

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And an old barrel
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2026-03-10 11:03:44 UTC

Yesterday's freebie
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2026-03-10 10:00:06 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen wtf is the elbows up campaign?

2026-03-10 09:58:20 UTC

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@nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…fexr We didn't owe the Iraqis anything. We didn't owe the afghanis anything. Not the syrians, Yemeni, Libyans or pakis. But we owed this to the Iranian people. For a very long time. Are we there because of Israel? Probably. As long as we dont actually invade I'm fine with it.

2026-03-10 09:51:17 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja Scamming rich men this way is and has been a thing for a very long time. I might believe this if women hadn't spent a century ruining their reputation. Lawyers for wealthy men know it's cheaper to just pay out, as do the women. So it's impossible to take allegations or defense seriously.
One thing I'd say personally... If my daughter were raped no amount of money would be worth it to shut up about it but I'm not a scumbag so 🤷🏼‍♂️

2026-03-10 00:13:31 UTC

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2026-03-09 23:35:29 UTC

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2026-03-09 18:49:07 UTC

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2026-03-09 18:04:06 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 My mom smoked Parliament lights...

2026-03-09 17:45:02 UTC

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@nprofile…w89u It's to marinade the "jerky"

2026-03-09 17:41:54 UTC

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@nprofile…5kp5 Could be easily done in excel 🤷🏼‍♂️

2026-03-09 17:38:10 UTC

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@nprofile…6kdq At least they used to manly men in their programming 🤷🏼‍♂️

2026-03-09 17:37:15 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 "4 out of 5 doctors recommended Pall Mall"

2026-03-09 17:27:42 UTC

I thought those were 5mg. They're 20. Oops.

2026-03-09 12:47:04 UTC

I miss cigarette ads
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2026-03-09 11:44:40 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen What's the trust level on Kroger sushi?

2026-03-09 11:38:26 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen Do you want a race war? Because this is how you get race war.

2026-03-09 11:37:20 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw It always is... Woke up in a panic a few times last time one got adopted. Fortunately there's twenty some odd dogs at the rescue who can occupy the foot of my bed ☺️

2026-03-09 11:35:34 UTC

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@nprofile…46yj As if Google calls it's shots...

2026-03-09 10:56:58 UTC

Gynofascism
https://youtu.be/4zfg3iqNnrI

2026-03-08 23:10:34 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen He's gonna have two parents and a sister to fall in love with. He'll be fine ☺️

2026-03-08 22:55:05 UTC

HES GETTING ADOPTED! HES FINALLY GOT A HOME! They're absolutely perfect.
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2026-03-08 20:34:33 UTC

I'm leaving right now to meet them for a second time today. Did 50 hours of manual labor this week. Today is my second day off in the last 3 weeks. I'm willing to do anything to get this dog a home...
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2026-03-08 19:26:40 UTC

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2026-03-08 19:20:36 UTC

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2026-03-08 19:01:52 UTC

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@nprofile…8ddr The family that came to see him this morning have an appointment starting right now to see another dog but they said they had to go to it since they scheduled it and were pretty sure they are adopting Moo. They absolutely loved him and their female pit loved him too. So unless this other dog is Rin Tin Tin it looks like Moo has a home...

2026-03-08 17:00:42 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp Probably part of it. I think fucking over China is Trump's main goal. And he's being advised by people who make money in oil and war. Win-win for the big club all around.

2026-03-08 16:12:33 UTC

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2026-03-08 13:54:40 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw Moo's meet n greet went AMAZING! They absolutely love him, their dog loves him and they have no problem with his flaws.
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2026-03-08 12:36:33 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw here we go...
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2026-03-08 10:10:27 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw That's why I'm up at 5am on Sunday. I gotta get to the rescue and get him spun down and comfortable.

2026-03-08 10:09:07 UTC

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@nprofile…kwcf He likes the professional skinny bicycle girls who are built ike teenage boys.

2026-03-08 10:05:11 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw Still got 3 hours before we meet. I threw up a few minutes ago. I'll keep you posted...

2026-03-08 04:17:40 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj Deer Camp Engineering

2026-03-08 03:49:32 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj that's a GOOD one!

2026-03-08 03:45:22 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj https://youtu.be/qa8zIjimYKI

2026-03-08 03:44:32 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj Better, YouTube.

2026-03-08 03:43:15 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj taofledermaus is better

2026-03-08 03:41:24 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw I'll be fine. There's always another dog who needs help. I'm just nervous he's going to be too wound up. I worked over 50 hours this week. He's been cooped up. And the rescue stresses him out, not is a bad way but he gets excited. People who WANT to adopt a pit, have a fenced in yard and have dealt with food aggression are rare. And they have another appointment in the afternoon to see another dog. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it.

2026-03-07 22:10:47 UTC

Moo has an appointment at 9 am to meet a family. I'm praying so hard tonight.

2026-03-07 21:20:36 UTC

Women can't run shit. This rescue is all women and it's an absolute shit show.

2026-03-07 15:18:34 UTC

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2026-03-06 22:02:57 UTC

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@nprofile…r055 Nobody could undo the damage done in the last 6 years. I honestly expected less from him.

2026-03-06 21:59:52 UTC

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2026-03-06 21:59:43 UTC

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2026-03-06 20:53:55 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 cows are rad. I've always wanted one.

2026-03-06 00:51:53 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg If there's one think we can learn from Muslims it's that there is a segment of our society that would be better off flung from the top of a building.

2026-03-06 00:46:35 UTC

Ive reached the end of YouTube.
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2026-03-05 13:24:40 UTC

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2026-03-05 10:09:29 UTC

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@nprofile…rkpm It is basically the same as a map of Democrat voters...

2026-03-05 10:07:09 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 Went great! Hopefully meeting up this weekend. They sound almost perfect.

2026-03-05 03:21:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j Does he deny the Holocaust?

2026-03-05 02:48:50 UTC

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@nprofile…9329 I think rap was a psyop
https://youtu.be/1IhwBqd5gxc

2026-03-05 02:44:59 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j @nprofile…w4wg Your dad was a man with great taste...

2026-03-05 02:44:18 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…2cv9 Don't worry. Northrup Grummin' will make money and so will our congressmen when we have to bomb them later!

2026-03-05 02:24:41 UTC

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@nprofile…ytam dirty beaner deserved it

2026-03-04 23:34:37 UTC

About to have a phone call with the couple who applied for Moo... 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

2026-03-04 23:30:21 UTC

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@nprofile…3rs3 @nprofile…8f3a I'd say 1/3 of the vehicles I see sitting on the side of the highway are NEW jeeps. Drove for 3 hours today. Passed 5 or 6 broke down vehicles. 3 were jeeps today.

2026-03-04 22:32:53 UTC

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@nprofile…3rs3 @nprofile…8f3a Putting a Willy's jeep sticker on this abomination of an automobile. Jeeps are pure garbage these days and this thing is just a car with Jeep stamped on it.

2026-03-04 12:55:54 UTC

Disgrace...
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2026-03-03 23:19:15 UTC

Someone filled out an app for Moo... First time in 26 months.
🙏🏻🤞🏻

2026-03-03 22:16:43 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x "good"

2026-03-03 22:13:54 UTC

Found this on the job today. I can't remember when this was the design. 90s?
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2026-03-03 21:58:00 UTC

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@nprofile…h2rj I know right? I got paid to take this.

2026-03-03 21:15:06 UTC

Got some booze from the 70s...
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2026-03-03 20:43:52 UTC

One of today's freebies
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2026-03-03 09:17:18 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen You guys are gonna be in rough shape here soon...

2026-03-02 16:15:24 UTC

Several rooms like this...
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2026-03-02 11:36:38 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d https://youtu.be/afoIYhgJbI4

2026-03-02 11:34:11 UTC

"The only disability that allows you to say the n word is being black"
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2026-03-02 10:28:17 UTC

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2026-03-02 00:11:00 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v yeah those are probably both dudes now 🤣

2026-03-02 00:02:07 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v 😁
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2026-03-01 23:59:04 UTC

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@nprofile…3e99 Step 1: Find muslims

2026-03-01 23:57:23 UTC

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@nprofile…jejv That's what I've collected in the last 6 months...

2026-03-01 23:56:57 UTC

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@nprofile…07t3 close without going over, 45 minutes total

2026-03-01 23:55:56 UTC

She is now my squaw.
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2026-03-01 23:53:53 UTC

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2026-03-01 21:55:43 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz That art looks like AI 100%

2026-03-01 21:51:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen Women don't know what work actually is

2026-03-01 21:49:13 UTC

How long did it take me?
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2026-03-01 21:42:36 UTC

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2026-03-01 20:34:56 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw It's for adding flavor and causing cancer.

2026-03-01 20:30:17 UTC

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@nprofile…3mmw I'm having a Triscuit pizza 😁
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2026-03-01 20:24:22 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j did you bake them?

2026-03-01 19:43:26 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 @nprofile…gaa4 The plug not having a tight connection will cause this over the years. Or the machine could be drawing huge amounts power because of a short...