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Last Notes

2026-07-13 11:56:01 UTC

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I just thought it was supposed to be a monster with tits. Not an actual tit monster

2026-07-13 06:21:13 UTC

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Im sure one will happen one of these days

2026-06-21 07:57:34 UTC

"My Adventures With Superman" is my perfect fertile ground for fanarts. Because it's juuuust bad enough that my brain goes into overdrive trying to "correct" the product, but not responsibly.
Because fuck the product.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a6/25/0b/a6250bccad207b7b3459139592a830bde246adb146905f1deee6926ffcde73d1.webp?name=NX1AxVavlhjiOQ.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ea/a9/50/eaa950125eec7fc75e4510e4af70657ab4a60bc765d409a4ab36941195d74692.webp?name=bAxZeCe6cCUWcw.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f3/ef/72/f3ef7268f0192ecb1fa982ab48d9557ebf03ad0c0658d2a864339d529e0f48a7.webp?name=jegF6o8EEorZmw.webp

2026-06-08 21:23:08 UTC

Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You: Happy End.
I drew this in an awful rush, I can't allow anyone to beat me to this low-hanging fruit of a joke.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/da/3a/07/da3a07266437f40e6358a4509c5c9515abf201e876d86005802ff5421b8b1350.webp?name=3ABdt8PPPL9WOA.webp

2026-06-06 20:30:13 UTC

Here's a fun page for me comic!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/26/bd/80/26bd80269ba27d11becfecfb2e5c5f97cc602b6aaa7eed5945276391905cf8a0.webp?name=i6NBGlmBBwoo1Q.webp

2026-03-26 05:07:49 UTC

Dressed up one of my urban girliechars like a rural type.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1d/eb/18/1deb189344b9c5cdc2ff56b4715fbf9b2b88e829abcfbf309a43a27197f14c8f.webp?name=cOBOQ0Zsakyavg.webp

2026-03-07 04:50:09 UTC

Ever wondered what it would look like if a girl wore those high cut shorts with the pockets hanging down... but she filled them with stuff?
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f9/e9/05/f9e905876c5ecda2e1896424da2b182be7d2b5e181e1368c3785724c4941d82f.webp?name=EM0oRo4FNy08cw.webp

2026-02-22 20:53:02 UTC

Some concept pages outlining cute tennis girls, when the story gets to the tennis part it'll be completely asinine made up bullshit rules with anime powers, (sorta. it'll be them doing relatively normal stuff that will be fictitiously inflated) I choose this method because doing otherwise would involve me watching sports to learn the rules and it would not be fun because sports are gay.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c7/9a/2f/c79a2fd93852b6fc7ffb2d6d78aa3b89432c7237869292e336a9e0171371c96b.webp?name=LM1l1DI-DeXvkA.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/81/93/08/8193084768d5c251fea6d3f8f68de49be3030fa4c0b30ce7f6322b18411acc31.webp?name=rkZDYUcdS_iXiA.webp

2026-01-18 07:42:27 UTC

Got twelve hours of sleep, had some rude dream about getting my car mangled, and Alec Baldwin was somehow my insurance provider.... But he wouldn't pay out!!!
Gave me some fuckery actor speech, called me a "vile endangerer".
pic is from from a biiiiiiiiig comic I'm working on.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a1/46/84/a1468468d96e0be95d3b81cd19d8724a987e757f96a68611934050c9de6b1a15.png?name=9l-8iq21SinRFA.png

2026-01-02 20:04:47 UTC

Here's the last of my holiday commissions for my bros and their various OC harems.
I always wondered if I was going to run out of jokes to fortify these, since my drawings are still second-rate.
But it only ever seems to get easier to fuck around on someone else's dime. Once someone else's money enters my bloodstream, God beams silly goofs directly into my head.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/43/77/a3/4377a38161e268796085c8b4fcc6d24777bd8c1f14c363fa3bcf7efa7eb33ec8.png?name=unlDI-rtrJ4uuA.png
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/46/5d/6a/465d6a9cb267f54b740c65b865034acb5b4128955432de941d2250f2dde241ae.png?name=REhlI8sHDRbBGg.png

2025-12-25 19:02:09 UTC

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Ahh well it's funny even without knowing anything. top tier

2025-12-25 18:36:48 UTC

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hahaha I am fascinated by this new googly bird meme but I have no idea what it pertains to

2025-12-19 07:59:20 UTC

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I always wanted to try ditch digging, but it had been outsourced to convicts by the time I was old enough to work.

2025-12-18 05:09:41 UTC

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my fans are cool though

2025-12-15 14:14:46 UTC

This comic was clawed together from my previous posting, it's very interesting how these things develop.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/41/f9/48/41f9489faade11d8e750f6bae5ba1e9bf8ab56d603d1d25c3cb2f1d8719e0146.png?name=7EuZzwuF_vvD9A.png

2025-11-28 04:39:16 UTC

Happy thanksgiving. I didn't have a lot of time to make this.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e1/53/0f/e1530fabd14468d390f6a3c632d36d927ba728dd8c33c8e2a678b326eb32a14c.png?name=i-VdRqH8VllcRQ.png

2025-11-14 12:53:20 UTC

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was he aware that they were HOMOS??
not sure about Raphael though.

2025-11-14 09:45:46 UTC

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I kinda think of it like impressionism, the stuff Monet did where it's noise up close, but then a little viewing distance justifies it.
The good stuff, anyhow.

2025-11-03 20:53:16 UTC

Some designs I needed to nail down
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d9/40/48/d940485a45286c3fa38a3fdbe0ae0d493ee2485b252a006df13a707f016d9744.png?name=H19qbrYUQVVnqQ.png

2025-10-29 07:31:01 UTC

This here's a picture and here's a timelapse of me drawin it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d0FcWs_qIsw
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/24/31/68/243168f464ea0c80a9b27f85c7062e1c240f47966dc71d9b700a87cb869d2832.png?name=ICGkQC2lTtB6AA.png

2025-10-23 16:02:28 UTC

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"shut up Peter Cetera!"
"Yeah, you suck!"

2025-10-17 19:30:32 UTC

So my buddy told me about the logitech discord doing a giveaway for their new MX4 Master somethingeruther mouse, the rules were to state why you wanted it.
However I was up against computer nerds so I did this and everyone went nuts for it.
Never won anything before, and all it took was being an average sized fish in the tiniest pond imaginable.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/eb/7f/a3/eb7fa39c88ae31854c3936e7dd0aa9feffe6bffbaa195889fd95441e6a53d45e.png?name=TRDmP1BWaOZYKw.png

2025-10-03 05:46:29 UTC

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I'll get you next time.

2025-10-03 05:41:21 UTC

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So, how much change you got in your pocket right now?

2025-10-01 08:08:59 UTC

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musta been pretty good then!

2025-09-17 19:33:56 UTC

Got my oil changed by an all-female team at the local joint. But I declined the feather dusting and potpourri service.
Here's an old comic I did that approximated the experience.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c4/cf/a7/c4cfa7e083e2de1ff65534b3c2bf46419aaebef2d51b07ae700f0bfac3dd9ba6.png?name=dUCkOIqzLtP4Ig.png

2025-09-16 09:25:10 UTC

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That sounds fucking waaaay worse than what I got. Reading is a bitch because I have to read from like... semi peripheral parts of my vision since a big chunk of the artifacting usually settles over the center of my vision.
I reckon if you couldn't write that would be a real cause for alarm. Though checking that in the moment would be pretty rough I wager.

2025-09-16 09:03:25 UTC

ahh the terrifying annual migraine where my sight starts producing predator camo shimmers for a half hour or so. looking at my phone is like looking at shattered glass.
Never get headaches with these. Only typing this message to make sure I'm not having a stroke! luckily glagfrbatl ur gtfupojh upok hoptfol inhjop gultiolg gk the thffbjf ggegb
haha just kidding, though that jibberish was suspiciously easy to type.

2025-09-08 13:13:54 UTC

While searching for information on an animation program called TVpaint, found a fuckin reddit thread or something where some guy had just uploaded some completely portable version to his google drive.
Works perfectly. So clean, so fast. My entire lifetime of animation suffering has led to this beautiful bounty. This clip was faster to make than anything else I've tried, and I've tried them all.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1e/6f/64/1e6f649a6df3be93d7c29cc5ed3c91dda199fd8161e7fbb84d11a953d80eceef.mp4?name=2obcXaPKFIlgZg.mp4

2025-08-07 00:49:15 UTC

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I reckon want to watch this anime now. What's it called onegaishimasu???

2025-08-02 21:17:30 UTC

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but I did an upgrade!! Forget that old crappy one.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/62/9c/af/629caf75f2bdaaf8c8b76babbafc8cc5eebb5f0440ab1228f345082d0774f0c6.png?name=IWswAQu2GVdZmA.png

2025-08-02 08:45:33 UTC

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as a taxi driver I would not consider myself "intermediate".
is there a tier called "shit eating ape"? that's what it feels like most of the time.

2025-07-31 01:26:02 UTC

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I did see TTSS, it was real good. But Gary Oldman's pretty sick by himself.
It seems like all I watch anymore is Westerns that I didn't catch when I was young. Many of them are candylike and very satisfying.

2025-07-30 16:33:57 UTC

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I've seen good movies! Recently!
Why just the other day I was at the roller rink... and ABBA came on the PA... and all my friends and I were digging the Dancing Queen, and were super excited because we were gonna see some movie about... a shark I think...
uhhh...

2025-07-30 06:35:44 UTC

Alien Romulus would have been truly sick if Ian Holm's synthetic was even more busted up in the face, so they had to use a really blatant animatronic vibe for him.
What they did was like... the weakest CG frankenstein job they possibly could. It reminded me of a lazily produced commercial where the gimmick was to make babies say stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgZfA8_1mY0

2025-07-24 16:59:19 UTC

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preferably before he makes another dogshit painting and sells it for more than I make in a year

2025-07-04 02:22:45 UTC

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Ya know, we eat a lot of fucked up carcinogenic processed shit over here, but I never hear about stomach cancers.
I hear about stomach cancer all the time with Japs. Gotta be the #2 cause of death after ritual disembowelment... anecdotally speaking.

2025-06-30 13:15:24 UTC

The Paladin comics I've posted are just an extension of some D&D game arc I'm going to spin off my main comic when I get around to it. In the meantime I can crap out all these fun little one-shots.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4a/13/b7/4a13b7a0ed11378573696abd43eaf0d3bbdcb6d976f680382c21fe92861eba5f.png?name=k32p_f3H9xmGkw.png

2025-06-27 02:43:34 UTC

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I thought it was just somebody saying "trawling" with a regional accent.

2025-06-21 03:33:16 UTC

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when I had this issue it was 15 years ago, eventually someone has to get it right.

2025-06-21 03:31:35 UTC

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what a goddamn joke. they're still at it. *shakes head heroically*

2025-06-21 03:29:43 UTC

Trauma dump: There is one time in my life when I became an unpleasant customer, and that was when I was at Kinko's, and I wanted them to print a file off of a thumb drive, but they had a system set up where you were supposed to rent a computer by the minute to accomplish your printing.
But, the printing process was not friendly, because the computers were probably ancient eMachines bought used from other offices, and were so impossibly slow that it took 10 minutes for them to even open Photoshop, and the 15 minutes of rental time that I paid for was over before I even got to printing. And I thought perhaps this was some sort of scheme, because I was paying for both time and printing.
And I went to the counter, and I told the person there to print it for me, citing my concerns, and they told me to use the computer, and I heroically said no! And so they printed it for me, but they we're angry about it.
I have never had to be displeasant to service staff since. Also kinkos, I hope you rot in hell for inconveniencing me.

2025-06-15 23:08:53 UTC

More antics with the cute D&D Paladin chicks.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c2/37/71/c237715a01758583c61a5d5cc7fc6ef40e668e7805126c474b47e1d9a6e7df48.png?name=X6HePTqr0vRhEw.png

2025-06-05 18:00:50 UTC

Just when I think I can't get any funnier at jokes...
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cb/84/d9/cb84d92c47c10e4ee3b85758274f00ef69692309721499b3798452b90bf92441.png?name=lk_oVQKoBuk_5w.png

2025-06-01 11:45:20 UTC

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maybe I can run it though a French AI dubber. the women I heard in the clips annoyed me

2025-06-01 10:30:22 UTC

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is it a French show? are we forced to watch it with English va's? I love French dubs.

2025-05-30 04:28:28 UTC

How strong are the hands that jerk off Superman?
(Lois from Superman: Unbound, my personal favorite design)
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c1/90/5c/c1905cc8a1d628d254bd33697060e6753305fbdf725e1115ee771a12a835771c.png?name=e1xUS1n6_Pt_Jw.png

2025-05-28 06:55:02 UTC

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She's probably been soaking in it her whole political life. You should just write off the possibility of ever getting through.
I try to explain little things to my pops, like how our political parties have been effectively cooperating on a number of shitty policies that clearly only serve to diminish our standard of living, but even that's too much for him.

2025-05-28 04:22:05 UTC

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hey mine too!

2025-05-27 06:41:28 UTC

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haha yeah, I do recall something like... "hello Nintendo power, I'm calling to find the weight lifting karate kicking dirt biking writer (so and so) on your staff!"

2025-05-20 16:50:48 UTC

Chinese stories are fucking bugnuts bonkers. The entire language and its implementation is fucking bonkers, too.
You'd think there's some equivalent difficulty for chinese people learning English, too. But at least our narrative conventions in storytelling generally wills the writer to imply accomplishment of finality sometimes.
Anything that doesn't fit our logical standard is usually labeled as, "avant garde". Which is French for "you're probably going to hate this if you're just trying to relax after work."
On the other hand, dig up any random Chinese movie:
"Len Shuo ate his peaches before his rice, and because of this (obvious cause and effect here) Xao Fu the turtle god was enraged. He reached into Len Shuo's bottom and yanked out his golden core, forcing him to recultivate it, or become a demon. His seven young children starved as he did not labor. The End."
Is there a primer I can read to properly figure out all of their retarded folk history? Because it's so thick and poorly explained and injected into eeeeverything that I feel I'll never understand them as a people.
This is a great reason to hate someone, by the way. Because they communicate in what appears to be an intentionally incomprehensible manner.
My fat white American brain has been trained to be open and tolerant and honest. You wouldn't want me to think perhaps your entire people were collectively obfuscating your intentions, would you?
Surely openness and tolerance wasn't some sort of massive mistake?
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d5/c4/75/d5c47514b5e4da42cfdfdca8cddf1df31b5e95199ec85ca97afe3619ea35e31d.png?name=293v9c-rdFFWyQ.png

2025-05-18 01:35:58 UTC

Here's a comic I made a while back while I was in a fugue state.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c8/b5/69/c8b569860937672c91b8a1477d227a5d1008c4309998e616a1f42b946d467fa4.png?name=BhYttxdyzKktSA.png

2025-05-14 06:34:35 UTC

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it's kind of annoying how much better all the other characters are, the guy obviously knows how to write interesting stuff. but he spends his entire comic building up neat motivated characters just to kill them off. I'll never forgive him for shoving all the pleasant, interesting lizard men into a drawer.

2025-05-14 06:22:04 UTC

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The entire Ainz crew put together is a black hole of disinterestingness. I had to seek elsewhere for waifu.

2025-05-14 01:02:27 UTC

Rather than getting into an argument on the internet with Entoma enjoyers, I'll just finish that Clementine sketch I did a while back to maintain my productivity quotient.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c0/93/46/c0934621e78e9a64c4ea3023b7e2e13ae1c22ba4820e1d91bb48aa530e5a416a.png?name=1dtFzcB6lXfQ4g.png

2025-05-11 07:24:16 UTC

Did you guys know there were multiple concepts for the pleroma-tan commission? It could have been one of an infinite number of these three things!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3f/07/69/3f0769e2ffb15fff8f1682bb784fca79a6e652e96669da111b12390de23e6811.png?name=IKs3KNwmSr9qgw.png

2025-05-05 18:31:45 UTC

Mei from Overwatch bein' cushy.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e6/ed/b5/e6edb5fdea886f38eabbd8c391ee8a76e8c76f11a890572b7292441675bc53da.png?name=XwMCZzl0DnakNA.png

2025-05-04 17:28:49 UTC

best picture I ever drew
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/17/59/24/175924524be8ed78d2871e98f47536dd22c02791cf84ba502de23aebc75f54e1.png?name=CbpSXNlXvf4G5A.png

2025-04-29 22:39:09 UTC

Here is my favorite cute family comic i did so far. Everyone must agree with me.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/51/65/c6/5165c653de2d241a8160db089351e0485668099ccccbfc151cbd15fb1184f8f7.png?name=LHBXSbCgQF7uJw.png
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d1/8e/0c/d18e0cd6f88983893156fe29c8e89c72390ce05c2896e8737091f8eb03bea9ee.png?name=7VORrcCU5yHZew.png

2025-04-27 23:14:46 UTC

Here's some more cute family comic. Maybe you'll get to know them.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4d/d5/a0/4dd5a00142eb750750da5a4835d42e9e596636153c8c44cac3e6415b1dcd1663.png?name=AKPx9Oli6GH1Tg.png

2025-04-25 09:51:24 UTC

Been playing the Resident Evil 4 remake and something stood out to me...
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4e/ff/10/4eff10f75bd612a86f1a77ec2b509e53205b364a67dcf4d523b9b07b2b6131b9.png?name=cHALZyD2TcgBPQ.png
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/32/3f/09/323f09edd4aa8898aa44692777fb96654c01df4e4be247e7897fa84c75fdbf7c.png?name=ZHdaU1qOAUjq8A.png

2025-04-20 01:50:52 UTC

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every nigga wanna fight tho

2025-04-14 16:42:13 UTC

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I also defend Lennon beating his wife. (Presuming the wife he beat was Yoko.)

2025-04-04 07:06:17 UTC

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maybe they'll finally stop giving him money to make shows.

2025-04-03 15:36:28 UTC

Dicking around with a new pen tool in my art program.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/40/bb/25/40bb2528ac8567a139e50ee09f569715447f26e6da965c20d902e17c23c0a731.png?name=2ggK4NW4wQIDLA.png

2025-04-02 16:25:23 UTC

Had a great idea to edit wikipedia pages about whatever Chinese events/projects/happenings I can find listed:
"in 2015 the Chinese government greenlit a new high speed rail line from Xienhua to Chongjing. 30 Million perished."

2025-04-01 12:19:50 UTC

Great episode of Rawhide. Couple of city newlyweds come out to cattle country and the wife is a whining snot who shits on her husband from every angle because he's moderately agreeable.
Then he beats up some drunken indians trying to rape her and she's immediately in love with him again. And then he puts her over his knee and spanks her for being a bitch. The End.

2025-03-31 15:00:15 UTC

Here's a commission for our benevolent benefactor @sun of our fedi mascot Pleroma-Tan, who is a good girl.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f3/30/d8/f330d8923a8e45e27679b6964cbf68e91d7bc70e8e4c04946b23c7ad75b3eca9.png?name=OpE65aC6fyWwIQ.png

2025-03-24 22:31:19 UTC

Everyone on the other art site started posting girls covering their boobs with an open book. Cute idea and all, but it made me nervous.
Because I sketched this one last year, and it was only a matter of time before someone else stumbled into the premise and posted it with furries or something.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c9/f8/d6/c9f8d669c4b93ff34221eb43e80bf1cbe77c1d868c99d3ee8d5c76037e32ec7b.png?name=zvYKMXFURCnFtg.png

2025-03-23 10:43:04 UTC

warming up with Kohaku from Dr Stone doing some posemaniacs poses!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ea/4a/f3/ea4af311025833a09f779401b0f1fa37fa0bd2b93eecf012fbab6372365e1038.png?name=yvKgh3tOgzkUng.png

2025-03-23 01:34:23 UTC

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I'll chip my fingers bloody going at pistachios every time I have them around. they don't last for me

2025-03-20 14:38:10 UTC

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nope! ... except when I'm driving. man evolved to listen to audiobooks when he drives.

2025-03-16 16:09:13 UTC

My new top nigga is @npub1aga…rhmg cuz he shits out sickass tartan patterns all day and they all tile perfectly. This is gonna be my whole aesthetic now.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/94/34/46/943446a82b6979d47bd07879a885bb91221fcab3da33261084be5a2f8112acbf.png?name=BC08SbTdVLI2vA.png

2025-03-16 14:36:32 UTC

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no worries brother, just wanted to make sure it wasn't client side, because I wouldn't know how to fix it lol

2025-03-16 14:33:14 UTC

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then it's hallucinating on me cuz I'm a sloooooooeww poooosssttteeerrrr. at least my phone app ain't giving me shit

2025-03-16 14:22:38 UTC

Anyone know what "error: Throttled" means?
Can't respond to people.

2025-03-15 13:21:14 UTC

I manually researched that that Gary Oldman is 13 days younger than Gary Numan.
I then realized I'm probably the only person on the planet who would have done this, and not just asked google, which would have linked me to a reddit post where someone else had already smugly stated it for updoots.

2025-03-14 17:59:49 UTC

The absolute worst use of my time, Rick and Morty girls!
It's funny, when I see them in still frames, they're hideous little scribbles, but when they move around, they magically become somewhat endearing I guess.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d9/a9/a0/d9a9a008ebfa46575d357f5eb553037f6e4a5139c7c00bb746f7cd4a09c712d1.png?name=1Ww4fHRqQ3rZ-g.png

2025-03-12 13:59:27 UTC

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Hell yeah you can. I got a few gents in the queue so it might take me about a week to get at if that's okay.

2025-03-12 13:56:43 UTC

I feel actual pain when I don't allow myself to draw big enough mouths or the indication of lips.
I don't care when other people draw normal anime tiny line mouth. I think it looks perfectly nice... But the second I do it, my mind boils in rancid agony.
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2025-03-11 08:27:11 UTC

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I'll give Fallout 3 one thing.... I played it all the way through twice, and I haven't been able to drag myself along to finish 4 even once.

2025-03-07 17:12:50 UTC

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I miss all the parties damnit.

2025-03-07 17:09:22 UTC

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Thanks! Elon kicked me offa twitter so I came here, but honestly this place kinda rules.

2025-03-07 15:36:21 UTC

Esoteric art lesson: Dragging ass all day just going through the motions doing dressup dolly shit cuz I watched A Few Dollars More, but then I felt my mental resolution suddenly increase.
The pros tell you to "break things down" in your head, but if you can't somehow intuit the nature of creation, you're just beating your head into the wall and fucking around with a useless intellectual concept.
While breaking things down is necessary, you start out veeery low resolution. And good luck learning WHERE and HOW your brain arbitrarily demands you to subdivide forms if you're a talentless ADHD retard like I am.
This is the reason so many people don't learn to draw. It requires cosmic levels of self-delusion and bullshit to trellis your neurons into developing a substantial mental framework WHICH BY THE WAY, has no logical progression or conceivable limits.
And if you're unlucky, your brain will actively supply you with the sting of existential dread about wasting your time for even attempting to experiment!
Anyhow, with my sudden epiphany, I attempted to draw progressively uglier broads with clearly unfortunate proportions, to see if I could shoehorn them into being plausibly feminine. That I think might be my ultimate test of anatomical competency.
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2025-03-06 22:38:10 UTC

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I took a speed reading course once and then decided I didn't like reading fast because it made fiction less fun for me. then I forgot how to do it when I realized there was actual stuff it was designed for.

2025-02-26 13:27:15 UTC

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Tony Seruga is Father Christmas when it comes to these kinda tangibly satisfying corruption stories. I hope he's always right and all the bad people get raped to death in prison.

2025-02-24 11:58:49 UTC

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can I borrow a gun to rob the guy who already bought that asuka getting strangled one?

2025-02-23 17:37:39 UTC

Princess Highground antics, brand consultancy and actual real gaming and whatnot.
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2025-02-23 04:37:42 UTC

Manga idea:
Semjep Laokinpeng is a young man from [random country in Oceania region], but one day he's whisked away to a magical world where his average kickboxing skills are now imbued with supernatural power, and he becomes a great warrior who saves the kingdom. He falls in love with a beautiful elf girl, and the king wizard offers to send them both home to his world as reward for their deeds.
She is at first overjoyed to follow him, until he returns to his cramped filthy hovel of a home with his thirty two siblings and several layers of decaying grandparents lining the floor. They are so happy to see him back with a beautiful wife, that they all gather around the table for their special celebratory cultural dessert, which is that thing I heard about where they pin a live monkey in the middle of a table so only its head is visible, and then they all start bashing at it with tiny hammers to crack it's skull open, and all start picking out its squirming brains with their fingers while it screams.
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2025-02-22 02:28:10 UTC

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So I do Princess Highground comics very irregularly as commentary/spur of the moment gag kinda stuff, and I'll post more of the recent ones here.
PHG isn't my priority cuz I have an actual plotted webcomic that I'm racing to get some tangible updates on, it's not a princess comic, but is a properly written story that I think people will dig.
There IS an old compendium of Princess comics on my gumroad https://jerkdouglas.gumroad.com/ but some of the early ones date back ten years to when I drew much worse than I do presently.
There's good stuff in it, though. If you wonder why people treat me with any reverence it's because I said nigger in it and they loved that. And I loved that. And we all bonded because of nigger.
It was however not a particularly disciplined experience when I tried to string it out into a coherent plot, and it ended early. Still, people say they liked it!
I'd have just let you shovel through my twitter archives if I hadn't been banished, I am working on a nice comprehensive gallery/comic website for collecting everything I've made but that's at the whim of my bro who seems to get exponentially busier the closer he gets to finishing.

2025-02-22 01:40:40 UTC

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we should ban him from fediverse and I'm not kidding. mods please do this right now. mods?? hello?? a black female is talking??

2025-02-22 01:30:54 UTC

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what the fuck kinda highfalutin' bullshit is that.

2025-02-21 16:18:29 UTC

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her boobie get better every time I draw them

2025-02-21 16:07:12 UTC

Here's a posthumous report on why I got removed from twitter. Would have been better and more heroic sounding if they banned me specifically for this comic, rather than the absolute nothingburger comment I made.
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2025-02-21 06:19:28 UTC

Well I already like it here.
You honestly can't use Bluesky for even the most casual of communications, I just needed a backup art dump site at normie access levels. But it's a total psyche ward.
Normally you balance politics posting with porn and cats. Those are the eternal midpoints for casual tolerance that civilized societies agree upon. Twitter has that balance. But because there's no dissent on Bluesky, this balance isn't struck because everyone's constantly circle jerking, completely uninterrupted.
There's plenty of porn, but somehow a fractional amount of catposting outside the dedicated cat accounts. I should be seeing cats retweeted from every artist I follow, but they don't post cats. They post about Trump.

2025-02-21 05:25:38 UTC

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I guess maybe the first one, don't really need to upload files while i'm on the go. Thanks brother

2025-02-21 05:16:26 UTC

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I did have one question, is there a recommended phone app for interacting with fediverse stuff?

2025-02-21 04:34:36 UTC

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one thing I'd like is to see an actual thread instead of a bunch of disembodied replies that I have no context for. No idea if people are responding to me or just didn't remove my name from the response.

2025-02-21 04:28:58 UTC

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now I just need to figure this shit out!!!!

2025-02-21 02:06:07 UTC

Oh man, you can click drag images into the posting field. I'm already sold!
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