Turdicus

my friend going through my old pokemon card collection was going crazy with every handful of cards I handed him. I have a lot of the first handful of sets made and he ended up pulling 12 cards out for us to have graded because it’ll make big number even bigger

2025-01-24 06:17:58 CET

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It’s good to see that game coming back from the dead

2025-01-24 00:02:28 CET

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Why’s he look like that guy from regular show

2025-01-23 21:18:27 CET

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You’re in ncd. It’s gonna happen.

2025-01-22 04:03:38 CET

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sam's mk ultra conditioning was established the moment indians entered the conversation and he hasnt stopped

2025-01-21 22:40:37 CET

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inoculation regiment, we can do this

2025-01-21 22:38:35 CET

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tag me next time. and yes, but is on a store to store basis. large events in convention centers though are not good

2025-01-21 14:10:22 CET

Underrated
#nevent1q…lht6

2025-01-20 17:02:55 CET

if I ran on stage while he was being sworn in and put my hand on his copy of art of the deal or his Talmud or something and said “I swear to be the big nigger” before he did would I be president instead

2025-01-20 07:19:35 CET

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Poopy roads, take me home

2025-01-20 07:18:28 CET

:laughing_crying:
https://i.poastcdn.org/531f62dd11bffd4bbfbb7ee8ff1ef08714402768430b2d7b2ef079a00ca0b5f1.jpeg
https://i.poastcdn.org/44f778ac30305d9db9da2cd2392a411cb5bb404d3c7a7e4c37ccb37077e3ba50.jpeg

2025-01-20 07:16:40 CET

launching an RPG at 15 million niggers and blowing them to smithereens (it’s final fantasy crystal chronicles and I’m playing the role of mage casting a fireball)

2025-01-20 07:09:22 CET

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alright I will accept this

2025-01-20 05:59:58 CET

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY

2025-01-20 05:59:49 CET

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dildobullets

2025-01-20 05:59:23 CET

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WHAT THE FUCK??

2025-01-20 05:19:30 CET

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“oh fuck these chinks are blowing up the spot“ could be the reason yeah, that sounds pretty realistic

2025-01-20 05:14:19 CET

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because the ceasefire happened and he didnt need a tool restricted anymore that was usable still i guess

2025-01-20 05:09:15 CET

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do you avoid this by having a shabbos subscriber or are they all damned to an eternity of pimpy and bape

2025-01-20 05:08:15 CET

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I cannot image ever recording, let alone even posting, an hour long video about a personal embarassing tragedy where I gain nothing from doing so

2025-01-20 04:45:13 CET

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I’m bearish on musk bucks but poopy rupees are to the moon, mark it

2025-01-20 04:44:01 CET

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Transgenderism: :chudjak:
Transgenderism, Korea: :wojak_soy_at_you:

2025-01-20 04:36:55 CET

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I’m holding out for muskbucks and poopyrupees to dump my savings into

2025-01-20 00:22:07 CET

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I made up a person in my mind who reinforces all of my beliefs and told me I’m right but next week they’ll gaslight me they never said that and tell me I’m actually wrong and always have been

2025-01-20 00:20:01 CET

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is this my little monster

2025-01-20 00:19:36 CET

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why are they Shutting it Down™️? what happened

2025-01-20 00:18:41 CET

They think they can imagine evil. But they can only project it. The moment they’re confronted with actual evil they shy away because it would raise too many introspective questions for themselves. Also jews
https://i.poastcdn.org/52ea3619ebfdedf3cb7dd2fe2e58c685480bb9c10ecbcfe79c9c95f07fa1e612.jpeg

2025-01-19 21:20:53 CET

Found out the other day that my mom has 800 tabs open on her phone’s browser

2025-01-17 19:24:08 CET

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@nprofile…nuh3

2025-01-17 06:37:28 CET

“Black lives matter”
Do you have any proof of this?

2025-01-17 06:29:02 CET

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ask him how his kwanza was this year

2025-01-17 06:25:42 CET

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fourloko returning with zyn as fourzoko

2025-01-17 06:08:52 CET

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come live in my state

2025-01-17 06:08:45 CET

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aren’t lithium fires really dangerous?

2025-01-17 06:05:29 CET

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I know a guy who does it I play magic with at times and he always has it going and I’m dying to see his tin run out

2025-01-17 06:03:11 CET

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Really enjoying this bit of replacing an addictive substance with an even more addictive form of it

2025-01-17 06:00:17 CET

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back to dipping and spitting like cowboys and not sucking on disposable gameboys

2025-01-17 05:59:09 CET

does this mean we’re using nicotine to fight nicotine
#nevent1q…0gqt

2025-01-17 05:56:01 CET

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I’m a sensitive soul

2025-01-17 05:52:35 CET

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ngl, I like listening and how they sound at times. need one with a nice voice

2025-01-17 05:50:53 CET

hey girl your hand looks heavy can I help you carry it

2025-01-17 05:49:41 CET

took her breath away, knee to her neck

2025-01-17 05:48:45 CET

told her I wanted to see her soul and she showed me her feet.

2025-01-17 05:47:54 CET

hey girl you look like you have special needs, you can be my little retard just for tonight

2025-01-17 05:44:41 CET

niggers out here debating feeet vs pits. how about a voice fetish. how about an obsession for making her feel special? I can diagnose her with a learning disability myself

2025-01-17 05:42:48 CET

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might be a demon in skin

2025-01-17 05:41:20 CET

This bitch is a fucking skinwalker
https://i.poastcdn.org/658e175f6bebc9b1076f6459c74790f769efe3182583918a363343959b82159a.jpeg

2025-01-17 05:07:05 CET

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yeah they could be a bit less goblin like, i think they intend for the player to not really feel inclined to favor any race sort of how 40k kind of makes every faction unlikable in a way

2025-01-17 05:02:07 CET

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i actually like that the elder scrolls take on elves is really angular and otherworldly, its a nice change of pace

2025-01-17 04:58:29 CET

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3️⃣

2025-01-17 04:51:47 CET

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so true friend

2025-01-17 04:49:39 CET

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mind your own business

2025-01-17 04:48:10 CET

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uoh

2025-01-17 04:46:00 CET

pinball machine but its like inscryption and you need to yank out your nuts to keep playing when you lose

2025-01-17 04:44:09 CET

sometimes you wanna go
where everybody knows your name
and you're drunk in the barcade
you wanna be where you can sneed
our troubles are all the same
you wanna be down at the barcade

2025-01-17 04:38:58 CET

this is literally me. sometimes its my only win for the day
#nevent1q…jr2w

2025-01-17 04:38:31 CET

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pslease let me make fun of jews in peace

2025-01-17 04:35:00 CET

me when they're hauling me out of the barcade
#nevent1q…427m

2025-01-16 20:27:21 CET

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Yeah I want to see people selling this in their case at regionals

2025-01-16 20:01:02 CET

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I wish they put art like this on cards

2025-01-16 20:00:32 CET

do you think anyone will apologize to me in my life about disparaging me for not getting it or will they say I was lucky or right for the wrong reasons
#nevent1q…n448

2025-01-16 19:55:48 CET

Just found out about an anime called monster girl doctor

2025-01-16 17:44:22 CET

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you best start believing in barcades Sonny, you’re in one

2025-01-16 17:43:49 CET

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the denim detail is wild

2025-01-16 17:43:27 CET

Update: my order is a diet doctor splurt, on the blue. If im coming to your barcade hangout you can have one ready for me. If the bartender doesn’t know what it is repeat yourself a few times and just look disappointed when they can’t make it.
#nevent1q…asqg

2025-01-07 02:48:05 CET

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I’m here to help if you need

2025-01-07 02:36:19 CET

I was cursed by someone and napped the past hour for no reason, the sleepiness curse is too much to bear

2025-01-07 01:41:37 CET

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Sonic 3 lookin good

2025-01-06 23:54:04 CET

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one woman will bring me the coffee we DoorDash and the old lady will share her Wendy’s with me and places the orders

2025-01-06 23:53:19 CET

hollering at the local wench that she’s for the streets

2025-01-06 23:46:59 CET

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Yeah me too, I like when they give me food

2025-01-06 23:10:59 CET

Worked from home with half of my stuff working. So gay, I hate this shit

2025-01-06 21:08:25 CET

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He will never be cool like me

2025-01-06 20:49:55 CET

Sounding with a stick of dynamite like
https://i.poastcdn.org/52089c1aa2c823f34acb26fd6004ca50817934d7de50cece772b4af929410b01.jpeg

2025-01-06 19:17:48 CET

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they’re for when you want to let everyone else know you’re zyning too

2025-01-06 19:14:44 CET

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well we already had the fat bald guy comes out as fakecel scandal, we can’t just do that one again

2025-01-06 19:13:26 CET

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https://i.poastcdn.org/1fc558e5905132b31df2de9ae2c68ef2f9c7c03667da7d3c2edc0dffb3af9c67.jpeg

2025-01-06 19:12:48 CET

Wait, if I’m not prime ministering and you’re not prime ministering, then who’s driving??
https://i.poastcdn.org/a54b3a0068fd6b91cb5c86836e03067732f82375c958270b5152bef5090d8066.jpeg

2024-09-05 00:16:21 CEST

Is Duolingo a fun thing or is it gay and a meme

2024-09-04 16:12:28 CEST

saw the Minecraft movie trailer and it wasn’t a somber journey illustrating the terminus of life in the infinite of creation. It was Jack black making funny faces

2024-08-28 05:40:24 CEST

was thinking about cats today

2024-08-28 05:40:11 CEST

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the expansion is very cool and fun so far and this is just a giant blemish on something that I haven’t had a bad thing to say about so far other than the lag I’ve been getting

2024-08-28 05:37:07 CEST

you might die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make
#note1c3z…35ke

2024-08-28 05:34:44 CEST

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Yeah it’s
1. One arm
2. One eye
3. Woman
4. Black
It speaks with an English accent and has a black zoomer perm

2024-08-28 05:27:44 CEST

the coolest new zone in the new world of Warcraft expansion has you following around a quadruple disabled character who is the face of one of the new zone reputations

2024-08-28 05:25:20 CEST

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I liked watching Cheat

2024-08-15 21:04:42 CEST

someone just told me how much they make and I checked and I make less. probably going to stop showing up

2024-08-15 20:09:44 CEST

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they made the white guys all incompetent or pussies

2024-08-15 19:50:01 CEST

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there are so many black people in these

2024-08-15 19:45:50 CEST

Doing computer security training at work. This is gay

2024-08-15 05:00:16 CEST

Writing bard songs and rhyming tigger with nigger

2024-08-14 19:43:08 CEST

The old ladies in the office can’t stop trying to give me food

2024-08-14 18:48:46 CEST

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It’s misogynistic because Trump calling an Indian woman beautiful is insulting to the notion of beauty, which I guess they’re relating to all women

2024-08-08 18:57:37 CEST

Shared my fries with the young girl who shares an office with me. She finished them and immediately went to the bathroom And I heard her cough and flush pretty quickly. She might’ve been purging. Thank you, very cool

2024-08-08 06:30:35 CEST

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I’ve just been very short with people and expressionless lately and blunt. so I probably just seem retarded

2024-08-06 21:30:49 CEST

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It doesn’t look good for zog or doesnt look good for us?