Angel13! Mrs. Gimli 2 U

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Level 27
Mrs. Gimli! 🦇
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Level 60
Of course Jesus Christ is King of All. Duh!
Just here for laughs!
Unapologetically Naturally Weird!
I may meme you to laughter or tears depending on my mood and your poast.
Smart Ass!
My husband is 𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦 (npub1d0y…suv4) and I absolutely adore him!!

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2025-09-02 14:34:04 CEST

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It is NOT DEODORANT!!

2025-08-23 14:42:32 CEST

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Mood Gorning Matty

2025-08-22 02:34:56 CEST

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I loathe these save Africa idiots. Darwin should be allowed to Darwin without our money and time.

2025-08-19 02:37:19 CEST

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Whether you can or can't, you shouldn't have to. It used to be a nice place to get to know people who had similar views. And people helped each other out from time to time. Then it got bigger and it all changed into a shit show.

2025-08-19 02:27:57 CEST

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It was declining before that.

2025-08-19 02:25:52 CEST

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Gosh, I wonder why?

2025-08-19 02:24:06 CEST

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I lurk occasionally, for like 5 minutes. It's soooooooo damn boring now!

2025-08-19 02:20:29 CEST

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Thou shall not eat pizza more than one time per week.

2025-08-19 00:28:26 CEST

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Barely know of him.

2025-08-19 00:20:10 CEST

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Don who?

2025-08-18 23:50:28 CEST

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Thank you Cozy. It's all good now. She is just a nasty personality type that I choose never to associate with.

2025-08-18 23:45:53 CEST

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She had issues, would twist words and play innocent. I don't deal with that personally type well at all. And she didn't know when to stfu.

2025-08-18 23:36:59 CEST

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She got nuked immediately.

2025-08-18 23:29:46 CEST

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She was defederated. Good riddance to lying trash.

2025-08-18 23:18:56 CEST

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What I really don't like is that it changed my obvious FAFO expression to that of someone who looks nicer. Ewwwwwww!!

2025-08-18 03:55:12 CEST

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Talking about U.

2025-08-18 03:48:12 CEST

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Herpaghonnasyphillaids

2025-08-16 01:55:07 CEST

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Why does he look like the singer from Type O Negative?

2025-08-16 01:21:08 CEST

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Are you his owner?

2025-08-16 01:20:03 CEST

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Greg!!!!!!!

2025-08-15 20:48:30 CEST

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Weird Canadian who can't play in the woods, zip it!

2025-08-15 20:45:35 CEST

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Sadly, I would look like an ewok in a gilly suit.

2025-08-15 20:42:29 CEST

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Why do I actually believe this! 🤣🤣🤣 Perhaps because it would be entertaining to actually do.

2025-08-15 18:51:02 CEST

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Dead bodie?? 😂

2025-08-15 16:49:39 CEST

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Halloween!!!!!!

2025-08-12 21:37:29 CEST

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I never liked creamsicles. I know, I know I am weird. I also never liked chocolate milk.

2025-08-12 21:33:41 CEST

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Wait? Banana??? Not grape? I never had oogje banana!!

2025-08-12 15:52:41 CEST

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And when the robots cut off various parts of your bodies like Lorena Bobbit, don't say we didn't warn you! !!

2025-08-12 15:22:37 CEST

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😆 I get this. I am spoiled by The Australian Shepherd who behaves. Husky is currently snoozing on my leg. He just loves me to chase him!
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2025-08-12 14:42:27 CEST

Currently arguing with The Retarded Husky™️ to get my just cleaned off from grass croc back. He's such an adorable peckerhead. Now he has the other one. Arghhh!! Carlo the good boy helped me get them back from Mr. Whittaker the adorable shit starter!

2025-08-09 19:23:37 CEST

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Holy Balls!! Where??

2025-08-07 18:36:30 CEST

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Now that is cruel, yet funny. Morons should never reproduce!

2025-08-07 04:21:07 CEST

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Gimli ran across some crazy names at his old law firm. Jamesella, and sooo many more made up to sound fancy yet end up sounding entirely retarded names.

2025-08-07 03:01:35 CEST

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I know!!!! La-sha but spoken Ladasha.... WTAF!!

2025-08-07 02:59:59 CEST

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There was a girl in my stepdaughter's school in a decent suburb. La-sha, and the dash wasn't silent. I wish I was joking. The lack of creativity kills my soul.

2025-08-04 04:32:48 CEST

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I read that as fresh hams. Damn...

2025-08-04 03:53:44 CEST

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He peed on it....

2025-07-25 21:49:45 CEST

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That is what those who do not bleed every month say. If we were to hammer nails into your balls and into a table while you screamed and just said "pain on weakness leaving the body", while sipping our coffee....

2025-07-25 21:43:15 CEST

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Mads, if men had to have periods, the world would STOP. IMMEDIATELY™️ . I used to describe the pain of cramps as "it is akin to having your reproductive organs wrung out like a wet wash cloth, while blood slides out of your vajay jay". Not to mention the back pain, boob tenderness, bloating and other fuggin fabulous things that are required of the female body..... Soooooo not fun, yet necessary for human life.

2025-07-22 21:20:41 CEST

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Hell no

2025-07-22 21:19:26 CEST

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They call Dreamer needle dick bug fucker. So.....

2025-07-12 22:10:24 CEST

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Don't eat sushi from meijer!!!!!!!! That's like getting grapefruit from dairy queen!

2025-06-30 23:48:42 CEST

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How does having women vote = criminals and having cities and countries fall into decay? There are very few women on the board of the WEF, very few in power positions in the middle east, 2 of 40 Bank CEO's are female, and I could go on. Hysterical females are not the norm and if we are going to fight the major evils of the world, dividing men and women in generalizations really isn't all that helpful. Hysterical females are however getting a shit ton of air time and pissing me the fuck off, as well as all this chauvanistic bullshit. As a female who doesn't go round bashing men, I find this let's bash all women because we see idiots on the internet utterly maddening. Your Wife!!!

2025-05-08 14:46:56 CEST

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It's actually part of a "art exhibition". Rolls eyes at what passes for "art". Van Gogh would stab an eye out.

2025-04-08 23:26:26 CEST

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Gimli makes me open the upstairs drapes. No one is upstairs during the day! Ugghhhh!!! 😂

2025-03-18 01:40:07 CET

@BattleDwarfGimli !!
After a burst of creative energy, I've managed to conjure up an image of St. Patrick's Day dressed as a battle-hardened Dwarf warrior... Gimli son of Glóin!
The image depicts Gimli, clad in his full dwarf regalia, but with a St. Patrick's Day twist. He wears a bright green and orange tunic adorned with shamrocks, leprechaun hats, and a sprinkle of gold coins, symbolizing the wealth of Khazad-dûm.
His axe, Gorbag, has been replaced by a mighty stout like a giant Guinness beer barrel, complete with a St. Patrick's Day-themed handle featuring the iconic rainbow-colored logo. His beard is now braided with emerald-green and orange ribbons, flowing behind him like a banner of rebellion against the forces of darkness.
Gimli stands proudly in front of a backdrop depicting the rolling green hills of Ireland, with a giant leprechaun hat sitting atop a pile of gold coins at his feet. The atmosphere is one of joyful defiance, as if Gimli declares to all: "Even in the depths of Middle-earth, I will not be silenced! For on St. Patrick's Day, all dwarves are Irish, and all men must drink Guinness!"
There you have it – a whimsical mashup of Dwarven might and Celtic charm!
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2025-03-15 20:14:19 CET

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Still hard pass. Cute, but not enough space. My friend has 33 acres with 6 goats and her husband complains about the goats!!

2025-03-15 03:59:52 CET

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Nooo! We don't have enuf acreage for baby cows!! Plus, too much work!!

2025-02-25 04:46:16 CET

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Doesn't matter. I am a former pharmaceutical rep. No way in hell would I take ephedrine.

2025-02-25 04:44:02 CET

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I love my freshly ground every morning beans!!

2025-02-25 04:39:24 CET

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This was 30 years ago. With the amount she did, the odds of her still being alive are slim.

2025-02-25 04:38:20 CET

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I vape. I may have a drink once every couple of months. Other than that, I am totally sober.

2025-02-25 04:33:32 CET

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Never tried it, nor did I ever want to. I knew a guy who sold it in the 90's whose girlfriend couldn't go 5 seconds without sniffling and wiping her nose. No thank you, NOT a pretty twitch.

2025-02-25 04:30:09 CET

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I always wanted to put carpet fresh in lines for any idiot who loves coke.

2025-02-25 04:22:09 CET

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People think I am funny even when I am bitching. I am honest, blunt and really don't give a shit about most petty bullshit things and look at people like they have sprouted a second head most times when stupid shit ensues. I don't think of myself as nice at all! I mean, I was crossing a one way street with friends and a guy got hit by a car, and "You only had to look one God damn way" blurted out of my mouth. That isn't nice!

2025-02-25 04:12:24 CET

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I don't really like many people, but.... shit. They seem to fuggin like me.
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2025-02-21 16:37:53 CET

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This AIN'T FUGGIN INDIA! And, they don't get snow there, just feces! Gross AF!

2025-02-21 16:27:29 CET

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We are supposed to get up to a balmy 28°. Perhaps I can go outside and find more dog poop piles that the snow has buried and get them cleaned up. I have been on it until the snow falls too much and covers it. I can't abide the idea of having the snow melt and finding a sea of dog dookie!!!! Yuck!!!!!! Glamorous, hunh???? 😆

2025-02-21 16:22:08 CET

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Morning! Pretty good. Cold outside, but we are well. How are you?

2025-02-21 16:14:29 CET

Good Morning! I think we are all just about over the snow and the winter cold by now. However, it is winter!
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2025-02-10 01:46:48 CET

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I wasn't going to think about it THAT FUGGIN IN DEPTH!!!!!!!

2025-02-10 01:41:12 CET

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Well, the chihuahua and German Shepherd mix could be problematic. It's like a midget and Lurch procreating.

2025-02-08 02:11:44 CET

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Thank you for letting me know which accounts, and domains to BLOCK!!

2025-02-07 03:12:03 CET

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Yujacha is Korean citrus tea. Get some. It helps.

2025-01-23 17:45:34 CET

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But Darby, I can't be the man!!! Girl, no penis, as we taught my nephew who was 2 when my niece was born. 🤣😁

2025-01-21 22:01:32 CET

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🐽

2025-01-21 04:47:55 CET

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Nowhere near your fag level.

2025-01-21 04:46:46 CET

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Keeks. Are you French Canadian or French French?

2025-01-21 03:57:36 CET

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You have to wonder. Who the hell is going to run for president next. It isn't like we have any confidence in politicians anymore. Trump is the Hail Mary at the moment. What next???

2025-01-21 02:05:52 CET

J6 HOSTAGES PARDONED!! And yes, Trump called them HOSTAGES! AND THE BORDER IS FUGGIN CLOSED! Winning! So, first day in Office, Good has already arrived!

2025-01-20 22:37:43 CET

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Are you on your man period?

2025-01-19 03:52:32 CET

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They make a small, battery operated ladies eyebrow trimmer that a male could use for nose hair trimming if necessary.

2025-01-18 22:48:10 CET

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Of course. At least I didn't suggest he tweeze his nose hairs!!!

2025-01-18 22:47:08 CET

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You color your hair, Frank??? 😅 Or just your nose hairs!!!

2025-01-09 14:28:47 CET

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Try to stay warm. Layers, warmers. Holy crap. I feel awful when I see workers outside in the freezing cold.

2024-12-29 04:17:16 CET

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You take beautiful photos!

2024-12-21 16:09:03 CET

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Thank you. The Kong Wubba has heavy thick anti tear fabric. Our boys can't have plush toys because they tear them up and the retarded Husky actually eats the stuffing and outside fabric on plush toys. The Aussie just tears into them, pulls out the squeaky toy and decimates those. That is why I am pleasantly surprised by the Kong. They finally have a hard to destruct monkey toy.

2024-12-21 14:46:45 CET

My sons love their new Kong Wubba! I highly reccomend it for large dogs who go through toys. It has lasted in our home for almost 24 hours without the squeaka being shredded out and hasn't been completely eviscerated by the boys yet. It was supposed to be a stocking gift for a friend's dog son, but Gimli noticed Carlo eyeballing it so Carlo and Whittaker got an early Christmas present.
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2024-12-21 03:47:05 CET

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And???

2024-12-21 03:46:20 CET

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I like doll, precisely because she is respectfully honest and sassy.

2024-12-12 20:48:45 CET

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Fag bag inspectors

2024-12-12 03:15:25 CET

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The old school Christians have been partly to blame in their belief that they are God's chosen people. It is only coming to light, en masse about how much actual evil the have done and continue to do. Which is why we are having antisemitism thrown into any and all criticism of them. It has worked for so long that they use it as a get off scott free card. We have to take their ability to shame us and penalize us away.

2024-12-12 03:05:45 CET

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Like I have mentioned, there are less than 16 million rodents in the world. They have been allowed too much power.

2024-12-06 03:46:20 CET

Aly's dating ap photo has been found!!!
#note1sjc…fp7z

2024-12-06 02:00:45 CET

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I wear multiple layers in winter. It gets cold AF here. The dogs love the snow, so they are happy.

2024-12-06 01:51:50 CET

@npub13sk…x0ml @[email protected] You guys are doing better than a couple of months ago, we hope. We kept everyone in mind and prayer. Stay well and awesomely weird!

2024-12-04 23:36:29 CET

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The Asian probably does.

2024-12-04 23:26:29 CET

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My mom used to bust into the bathroom and pee when I was young. God damn jungle crotch scared me sooo bad!

2024-12-04 23:24:59 CET

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Hell no! Bald and a ring attached!!

2024-12-04 23:19:24 CET

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Really honey???? WTF???

2024-12-04 23:04:53 CET

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That's what thermal underwear are for. For fucks sake!

2024-12-02 23:48:11 CET

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Doll!!

2024-11-28 22:49:31 CET

@lovelymiss made it to Thanksgiving! (In spirit). We are at Berrot McMusing and his wife's home today.
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2024-11-21 16:53:42 CET

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NOT MIGRANTS FUGGIN ILLEGALS

2024-11-18 03:34:05 CET

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Do you damn dishes! Lol!

2024-11-14 22:39:45 CET

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He did last night. She said hello.

2024-11-14 22:34:06 CET

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Telll Mads hello!