No posts/bio? No follow/followback No AI 🔞 Disgusting for 💷 or free Comedy addict Posts 💩 aiming for 😆 Often misses 🎯 ⚖️ Politics: Anti Zionist Leftie, Anarchist, Scottish Indy, punk, hippy, antiroyal 🚫🛐 Atheist because 🦕🦖 fossils 🐕 Dog Photos 🧠 #MentalHealth #AndysManClub 🖥️ IT support 🐒 :Scot_IrnBru: :Scot_Haggis: :Scot_NaeRolls: Posts auto delete 1 week and manually 1 day ish All thoughts nobodies #nobot #noAI #noBridge #naeBams
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Last Notes npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/117/021/595/242/858/323/original/e1755c0d149514a6.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l6w9 Negative points because it's not even hipster Uncle Billy Bob's six thumbs Yeeeeeehaw cannibal sauce. You have to visit the swamp. No passwords. Words are too woke. Take some shrimp and a living relative you're not keen on that nobody will miss. You'll know you're in the right place when there's no living crocodiles but a trail of crocodile bones leading to the shack. Wear a nose peg. Take a bucket in case the peg falls off. When you leave walk backwards never blinking. npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em There you go blaming forrins Then rich daddy back at the yacht will send their driver to collect them from the station after they're released because of diplomatic immunity or some shit That and charging any foreign national is a pain in the arse as a local copper told me when a non English speaker was smashing up car wing mirrors to get police when he was obviously lost as all fuck npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Thousands of children, sponsors arrested by #ICE after tips from #US child migrant agency - https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/thousands-children-sponsors-arrested-by-ice-after-tips-us-child-migrant-agency-2026-07-28/ FUCK ICE - INHUMAN FUCKERS #UsPol #politics #USA npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…v9vp Table top role play character generation Just me? I'll get me coat... 🧥 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…v9vp Another way to get character points to spend is through the flaws system npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 When someone says "Say no more" No no no no no no no no no no no no no npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp A store for people who mislaid one of their hands and needs a replacement npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…rdmk I was watching his odds until today but think it's comedy gold all the way either way it will be pointless as they'll continue the investigation and have another by election anyway and the count needs to win THAT one most npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp Reason is you can shrug and let your diet/exercise/morals all go to hell and just say it's nothing different to the world going to hell. Why fight it. If we're doomed we might as well enjoy what time we have left npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Obligatory #dog #photography of the day I stole your seat And I is right angle #dogsOfMastodon #dogstodon https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/920/344/324/072/539/original/f3f44f2286e41e0f.jpg https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/920/351/484/636/195/original/11ba3615f9dd599f.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…v9vp Assuming windows Start Steps recorder Make error happen Save the zip file send it to them It contains all the logs on a nice HTML page If they can't figure it out Swap machine with other user with same software and repeat Also Get them to log on to the application but in your PC prove it's not your account within the software npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 The Kenco espresso concentrate bottles make great ice cream. Not even a fussy keep stirring recipe. Dangerous if I get the urge to just drain the bottle with a straw though... npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 I don't start a word press I start a coffee press ☕ nom nom nom npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #MentalHealth Wednesday, tonight was #TalkClub online, not limited to the UK. It's on again next week then back to the every two weeks, first and third of the month. Much smaller group with only the four of us there so there's always space for anyone interested. 7pm to 8pm GMT If you want to join DM me for the leader email address npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 https://youtu.be/aGOmzQbRT_E @nprofile…hns5 catches the BBC not doing their homework (and outlines a free manifesto pledge to make water bosses swim in their rivers, zero cost to taxpayer) Also says "cunning stunt" very carefully #politics #ukPol #satire #comedy npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Post this again when @nprofile…hns5 is on the list and nobody else npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp Damn Good point npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp Nostrils. Right? Eyelids. I'm guessing 😜 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 As a test of science and a special gift I shall leave these up until their weekly demise It's like the Stephen King movie The Langoliers npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 It's maybe because I delete after myself once favourite button I know it's been read and apply the magnet to the server 😆 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp Copilot Anagram Clip too Not coincidence npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Now I have 666 followers Ho ho ho.... 👹 Time to crack open this human costume and reveal my true TERRIFYING FORM to the world who will cower and WEEP as they realise their DOOM is about to... About to... Fuck the zip is stuck! Um Little help? Anybody? I need a pair of scissors over here Anyone? Awwww come on! I'll spare you the agonising death! Well alright the agony bit, maybe... Maybe give you a country of your own after I have burned it all? I hear America will take anyone these days......... npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #mentalHealth and #AndysManClub tonight brought a cheerful discussion about swearing and how research (by Keele university and likely others) proved it is fucking big and it is fucking clever https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #UK #politics live: Starmer expected to announce he will resign as prime minister - https://www.reuters.com/world/uk-politics-live-starmer-expected-announce-he-will-resign-prime-minister-2026-06-22/ See that big black door See your arse? Get someone to repeatedly smash the two together until both are atomised npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Hey! Kid Starver! Full volume MF... https://youtu.be/zVxAj-Mis6o?si=QYti9bRWReEFZfrj #politics #UK npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Hurd? Ooh. Too soon! npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Apparently this was in the Boston globe As per usual. Showing how it can be done and gaining respect everywhere they go. As they said in #Germany during the last Euros "No Scotland. No party!" #Scotland #football #WorldCup #TartanArmy #soccer #NoScotlandNoParty https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/790/171/070/147/815/original/2efbaa5877d13cae.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em I didn't mean that group specifically npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…rktz @nprofile…p560 I do love quantum even though I have the slimmest grasp of understanding npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…rdmk Not ridden Carrying? Helping the companion npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Fucking BBC Have Joanna TERF Cherry And let her have a pop at green gender identity focus. But don't let anyone else get an interruption in like that. Oooooh no! Fuck her npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Fucking BBC now interviewing a Tory winner (blaming reform) When do you interview all the SNP winners? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Fucking BBC Repeating the fact that if you add up all the unionist votes then they'd have won if they were higher than the SNP But you weren't And you can't do tactical voting Or agree on shit But yay unionists... #Scotland #election #politics #scotPol npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 He was the ACME John McLean npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 He was my favourite after they turned Garibaldi all dark and not funny. Until then it was Garibaldi The scene with the motorcycle in the corridor was priceless npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp @nprofile…qung Bravo Concocksion would still be a possible cocktail concockted by a cocknnoisseur npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…vdqp @nprofile…qung Three individual cars might mean a three cock collision... Would get very messy npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Two #USA troops missing during African Lion exercise in Morocco https://ground.news/article/search-underway-for-2-us-service-members-missing-after-training-exercises-in-morocco_f32267 "Fell into river" Or.. https://youtu.be/KyR7XB0VBPM?si=QIgdAGMH7vPYB96L Classic escape routine from going to #Iran conflict (Joking aside I hope they're OK) npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Arse Insert npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 #AiSlop npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 A heady bouquet with a strong nose of Bovril npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 It's Monday so it's #mentalHealth from me again and a call to all lads feeling 💩 #AndysManClub are on tonight 7 sharp –9 likely not far away check your postcode on Andysmanclub.co.uk for venues No judgement, programmes, steps* or preaching Just listening, with other lads who have something going on. You don't need to speak, grab a free cuppa and biscuit. We're at the door to welcome you quietly, no fuss. Bravest and best step* you'll take *OK 1, through the door #itsOkToTalk #joinTheConversion npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…hh4j Or even better Stick my nonce brother on it, with nobody else and a remote pilot, then crash it into the Bermuda triangle. That would be smashing npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 There was a guy with bush version one who couldn't spell potato. It's the same joke Bill Hicks did npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 I will actually use that on stage now npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 😆 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Are you blocked? Do you need someone to pull it? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Another angle. Edited to tweak the colour closer to what the naked eye can see. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/453/046/581/314/485/original/b7b1b34582ceb371.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Another evening cherry #photography It gets heavier every day, until some heavy rain bashes it to the ground, or strong wind comes along, to make us think snow is passing the window. #nature #trees #summer #blossom #flowers https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/444/467/216/834/855/original/b56655fe61fe746f.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Look All I'm saying is I know Kryten was lovely But his replacement was ready to kill everyone for refusing him That's not a great ratio of nice versus murderer #redDwarf #AI npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #Anthropic to Give* #UK Banks (Gullible Enough To Take It) Access to Mythos #AI Model https://ground.news/article/anthropic-to-give-uk-banks-access-to-mythos-ai-model_407253 Oh well There goes any #money we once had *First one is free... How about "AI To Be Given Access To UK Banks" There Fixed it npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #deGoogle question for those further down the road than me #France has managed to #deMicrosoft and ditched big tech. I'm looking for courses that open source can provide, any case studies on what security options there are. Any pointers welcomed especially from my #French connections if anyone from government would like to help npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 cling film npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Effluent market too Very similar markets Hopefully no more fucking roof tents npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 and side doors so you're not a train carriage walk through everyone's bedroom npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Do they float though? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 The smaller Celtic pipes are fine Giant ones (made for the military like billy c joked about) are an abomination, indoors they should be illegal The small French squeeze box sound fine I managed the Amelie sound track OK npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 I'll die first thank you I have a violent allergic reaction to accordions In that the allergy makes me very violent with any sharp implement, resulting in a sad deflating demonic wail noise npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #AndysManClub tonight. If you're in the UK and need help with #mentalHealth look them up and go along. Ask yourself "What have you got to lose?" You WILL GAIN a free mug of tea coffee water juice and a biscuit, not to mention a connection with other men that get what you're going through simply by going through other or even three same things. One thing you WON'T gain is judgement There's also talkclub.org which does online meetings and I believe is global #ItsOkToTalk #JoinTheConversation npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em @nprofile…063n Ssssnakes? In Esssssexssss? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 At Krobar in #Manchester because it was the biggest looking beer garden as I was #cycle exploring Couple of student lads let me grab a seat at their table that has about six spaces. Now to bide my time before food before heading back to #vanlife bed #bikeTooter #cycling #pubs #bars npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Yes This is the correct response by our resident destroyer #dog to the "post" that was "dumped' through the letter box today Instinct. Pure instinct. No teaching was required here He couldn't eat two Heb would be sick #politics #UkPol #reform #farage #frogFace https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/363/691/386/869/455/original/9ffb38f23dc256f3.mp4 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em Makes me think Are there regulatory controls that have to be met when creating these furry suits? My suggestions Must fit through doorways Must be flame retardant Must have easy access toilet flaps Same above but sex flaps Must not be dry clean only Must not overheat wearer Fans must have USB charging Battery warning on shipping boxes Must have allergy warning (if real fur) Must say no animals were harmed Must have a given safe word Must not be worn while driving npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em It's not a wolf until you've made it so technically I guess you show the wolf to the door when someone comes to buy it or the etsy parcel collection company pick it up in a giant box. npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em I didn't know Zak from Swindon existed but I'll be sure not to look him up npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em I haven't seen Zak talk about raves yet npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em Blame for what? I'm not seeing the context here sorry if I'm filtering something npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…l7em inherited from the Scots Invented copper wire by fighting over a penny npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…rdmk I didn't notice wallpaper I'm looking at the space and flat surfaces for practical use Think paper will get soggy if you don't have a powerful dehumidifier Recommend the meaco 10L one add the 20 would be too big for my passenger foot well Also means you can drive away in a hurry without having to mop the windscreen as I did the night my father in-law passed away 😭 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…rdmk that's looking cool Much better than the job they did on the one I bought fourth hand lol npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 All hail mother nature at this day of spring npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 FirkinEll Bad enough chocolate eggs and malty chocolate bunnies but chocolate field mice? Next it will be curry flavour Turkish delight 🤢 npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Salted caramel exists I'll take that off your hands npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Trump’s relationship with Starmer ‘significantly damaged’ in Iran war fallout https://ground.news/article/trumps-relationship-with-starmer-significantly-damaged-in-iran-war-fallout And in today's other no shit Sherlock news: fire hot, water wet, snow cold, USA in deep shit Damaged? Brain damage from orange paint inhalation maybe npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Judge Dredd Saves even more time npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 I was watching invincible so the internet didn't stop This means he's alive which makes me sad npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 That's too full a plan Think his is just do whatever the 🍊💩🏆🤡👑🃏🇷🇺🏄🏼🧺💼👶🏻🩲👨👧👧 puppet master makes him do by jiggling his flaccid member inside is colon* *if it reaches that far npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…d60a I followed FSMism for a while but was ultimately seduced to Dudeism, abiding, white Russian drinks, taking it easy and of course: having a rug that really ties the room together, man. npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 #Yemen #Houthis are getting involved as they're backed by #Iran so there goes the other #oil route and with it the struggling #global #economy #politics #war npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 I was going to say charge passengers £10 for a coffee and bag of crisps but it's freight so that's not going to work You could steal the goods though npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Hold on I might have accidentally read your mind It's going to be the one he sees the couple copulating. Isn't it? npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 You read my lazy mind Agreed npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Theory A friend and I just did sober what would normally be done drunk We put the works to rights All that needs to happen Is a cease in any and all competing Whether that be external or internal with one's self Just. Be. Average. Like bare minimum effort Live and let live but with limits Engine ticking over Cruse control Recognise everybody else has the same right to being just above lazy and no more And maybe go back to living in caves npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Now I'm thinking Rorschach tests were original NFTs npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 That's what QR codes are for npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Nothing tragic about that accidental wank splash (from his mother's finger) other than he's still breathing npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/19/fbi_patel_location_data/ #FBI buys tracking data? Great Oh look in the same day #Microsoft #teams says it is helpfully updating #location #surveillance #privacy #security #snooping #sneakyBarStewards Disable this in settings > privacy now: https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/116/267/013/211/449/785/original/f5b19d1d97b517e7.jpg npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…p560 Lucky we closed the only one Scotland had npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 I suspect the new ayatollah is the son because they can't be arsed changing all the signs and name plates around the country. The photos on all the walls can just get some dark marker pens to the hair #conspiracy #satire npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Contract terminated early Stupid council project budget overspend 🤬 Need a new job a week Monday IT support 1st to 3rd line onsite Edinburgh or remote/hybrid #getFediHired #job npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…czr6 these were fresh from the charity shop npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…39ss XR One glasses I can sell your They don't connect to anting other than your phone or PC But three inputs you're asking a lot and need a KVM switch probably USB c npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…xlhv Sounds like bots Gibbon balloon wasted carpark baguette npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…xlhv Better than that. I knew I needed a paperclip but couldn't be bothered raking through the cupboard of death with the falling things and the swearing. This one I found on the street so it thought it was being rescued and going to a better place... npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…xlhv I know, I thought exactly that as I used the pliers to bend his corpse 4 times so the legs stay on my specs. I have spare parts for the rest of my cheap £1 correctional eye wear Yes I had to wear a broken pair so I could pin the little sod down and fit him through the narrow hole npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…xlhv I cut him up into small pieces to fix my glasses npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…xlhv @nprofile…2skd Can't you dig it up on the web archive way back machine? I could go dig up the MySpace account I had for all of two weeks before my sister told me I'd missed the boat and everyone was on Facebook by then. I'm fashionably late for all parties (so I don't have to stay as long you see) npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 @nprofile…xlhv protect the router from razor attacks npub1ee59sdtwc53vlvdg24crpe38tj9t47nv3lkg45v4vehwwjwtrdysrupw4u 🏴 Spytfyre 🇪🇺 Another boring update Filling the bucket of kindling for the fire at my in-laws. Did I have a spare basket to set aside the short bits to get the bucket as full as possible with full length. Yes. Did I then fill the gaps with the shorter pieces. Yes. Do I have OCD. Yes, diagnosed back in October to zero surprise. Bonus boring update Night driving glasses are awesome for head on SUV/TANK headlights that are brighter than the sun. https://media.mastodon.scot/media_attachments/files/114/048/131/161/128/699/original/e1d2960b35eecac1.jpg