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2024-09-04 01:13:04 CEST

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I would not worry too much when I'm stressed I have lots of unsettling dreams normally about my throat being slit open. I think it's just stress on the mind but still an interesting look into the mind as you say

2024-09-03 16:35:15 CEST

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Morning, friends, hoping all is good with you two

2024-09-03 14:49:36 CEST

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Morning ladies. Hoping you all well today. Love you friends

2024-09-03 13:34:25 CEST

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Peak African type behavior "You put the petrol in the car it goes" big warning sign Diesel Fuel only
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2024-09-03 03:23:22 CEST

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You should totally bang her, mate. It will do you good and you can get a tatt after to celebrate, innit

2024-09-03 03:20:27 CEST

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Brother Graf, more tatts are always based you should get more but don't have them on your face. innit. Is she cute and are you hitting on her?

2024-09-03 02:52:43 CEST

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Excuse fucking me, woman, I'm a retarded man child not a literal retarded child. There's a big difference but with my height, you wouldn't know

2024-09-03 02:47:11 CEST

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Typical Anglo loves fighting spastic children. This is why you need to return home. Next time we together can fight children together in the park. Retarded children in the park are just there and you can fight them for free

2024-09-02 21:10:35 CEST

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Doc son, she bloody breast feeding, lad. No shame that

2024-09-02 15:07:33 CEST

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Morning, Jill friend and GolfCatLady and Xeno. Hope you all have a good day and are ready for another week.

2024-09-02 13:39:04 CEST

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Morning, hoping you good today. Will speak to you in a bit about about talking tonight or summat, innit

2024-09-02 13:33:50 CEST

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There's been loads of little loop holes with cash machines over the years there was a bloke years ago who did a thing were he made a fortune scamming them in some way. He was a dumb fucker though and handed himself in for it or summat. I don't member the story properly though

2024-09-01 20:49:42 CEST

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Yea, I voted for Plappland too, innit

2024-09-01 20:26:26 CEST

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It's not locked though I just have to accept followers nothing else, Evan

2024-09-01 20:15:27 CEST

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It isn't and never was

2024-09-01 20:06:14 CEST

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I say behead those who insult Kiki, innit

2024-09-01 19:44:32 CEST

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Quite an achievement standing out on Fedi for your fetishes tbh

2024-09-01 19:34:30 CEST

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Q tip sounds like summat a MAGA shirtlifter calls his cock. So do you really want a gay catboi penis in your ear?

2024-09-01 19:24:57 CEST

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Take care, friend, I will miss Baest. My most memorable memory of yourself was you repoasting futa on the tl while my old Mum was visiting one day. That was interesting trying to explain to her how it was totally not gay and was very straight and shit. See you around Fedi, mate, please be well.

2024-09-01 19:18:14 CEST

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Glad you corrected Kiki Duck about the correct name of "cotton buds" I just didn't have the heart to tell her

2024-09-01 16:48:17 CEST

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Alex Would poasting instead of me. How things change

2024-09-01 16:43:48 CEST

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Like that could stop me I'm very determined when I want to be

2024-09-01 16:40:27 CEST

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See you in there then please wear summat cute but it only going get ripped

2024-09-01 16:28:21 CEST

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Monday to Sunday are supposed to be days of rest. I can't take all this stress

2024-09-01 15:38:00 CEST

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Morning, beautiful. Yea, just wanted a better gm than Jeanburg. Need make things about me.

2024-09-01 15:28:41 CEST

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I hope they never cure your erectile dysfunction

2024-09-01 15:27:32 CEST

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"Good morning, Dan, you look so handsome as always and I love you more than that wog Jeanburg"

2024-09-01 10:40:09 CEST

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Clothing and a good hair style make the man. Even if I was dressed in Walmart clothing my above average looks Dadbod and mid level charm would win out 😤

2024-09-01 10:31:30 CEST

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Glad all is good with you, darling. My life as been very quiet of late. It's been good. Bought some new clothes yet again. Got a Gallery Department hoodie a new Prada t-shirt and two Dolce & Gabbana tees and a Las Vegas edition Polo

2024-09-01 10:25:23 CEST

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Morning, Xuya darling. Good to see you around. Hoping all is well with you today.

2024-09-01 10:00:35 CEST

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Morning, Billiam, hoping you have a good day. I just don't drink much anymore. Saying that 5 pints in real measurements is like 20 pints in America.

2024-09-01 09:57:25 CEST

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Morning, Brother Graf, I jumped on just to tell you morning and love you, mate. I have a slight hangover today from just a mere 5 pints. It's embarrassing, innit

2024-08-31 07:12:13 CEST

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At least you know they are Mongolians and not jeets, innit

2024-08-31 06:56:46 CEST

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I not stayed in a hotel for 8yrs it was a shithole in Blackpool it cost £25 quid a night. It were proper great got thrown out for making too much noise fucking

2024-08-31 03:55:22 CEST

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I'm just going pirate it I saw it earlier on a few torrent sites, innit

2024-08-31 03:53:01 CEST

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If it's an old unpatched one like mine you can just soft mod it with a jig but that would be a headache for Xeno. So I reckon a Mig is the way go they only £50 now

2024-08-31 02:05:23 CEST

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I like to play most stuff with a gamepad so I can vibe even on PC, innit

2024-08-31 02:02:03 CEST

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I really want play Oblivion again but it has shit gamepad support so bollocks to that, innit

2024-08-31 00:32:22 CEST

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I'm always good to my guests

2024-08-31 00:08:19 CEST

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I bet he stole both off the same jew

2024-08-31 00:07:41 CEST

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Don't let Graf see this

2024-08-30 23:50:13 CEST

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Morning, BigDuck me mate. You can spot my lewd poasts anywhere, innit

2024-08-30 23:36:39 CEST

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I just asked how your day went in another thread, Brother Graf, but I you missed it I think, mate. Was you asleep or were you on the piss today?

2024-08-30 23:27:26 CEST

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Which Head?

2024-08-30 19:51:22 CEST

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I would but I'm all out of cumm at the moment. Will probably just bust a nut later when I member this though

2024-08-30 19:37:27 CEST

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He probably does after all that. What about poor me I fixed a mirror and sang in the shower. It literally wasn't that hard in the Gulag

2024-08-30 19:30:53 CEST

Today has been such a busy day. I fixed a mirror on me car and sang in shower. Should maybe have long sleep after that palaver. Hope you doing well friends and weren't as busy as me

2024-08-30 19:18:06 CEST

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In b4 Animaniacs Mexico meme

2024-08-30 19:14:30 CEST

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Too tall and pale, innit

2024-08-30 19:01:31 CEST

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It's better to just steal emojis tbh, innit. You get the joy of stealing others work then

2024-08-30 16:12:58 CEST

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I can't really swim though me tatts always cause a bit of a scene in public. When I was far bigger nobody ever said owt though. I used walk in Tesco half naked and wasted in summer and no fucker would say nothing. I must get that back and that along with my resting bitch face I'm hoping people will leave me be

2024-08-30 16:01:15 CEST

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It's not bloody funny it's the reason it's taking me so long to build muscle again 😢

2024-08-30 15:42:29 CEST

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All that copper borrowing taking it out of you me old mate, maybe you witch to catalytic converter liberating or shoplifting to switch it up a bit to keep "work" intresting.

2024-08-30 15:22:30 CEST

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Morning, Brother Graf and my good mate Alex, hoping you fine gents have a good Friday of drinking fighting. Love you

2024-08-30 05:22:35 CEST

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I'm guessing you never heard of John Amery then. He died like a good National Socialist when all he had to do was ask for clemency due to being of Noble blood but he refused and died like a true hero.

2024-08-30 03:17:49 CEST

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Allies WW2 so I could defect and try to save the Reich

2024-08-30 01:50:50 CEST

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Please enjoy, Billy, and remind your kids to love and respect the Queen Mum too

2024-08-30 01:46:23 CEST

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Brother Graf, that's fucking gross it's nothing but beef welly, yorkies, sossij rolls and beanz on toast for real Anglos, innit

2024-08-30 01:33:29 CEST

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I have never once eaten curry it's vile filth that should be banned along with all other nigger "food"

2024-08-30 01:28:20 CEST

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We would not eat such vile brown people food here in God's own country

2024-08-30 01:25:02 CEST

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fr though to eat in such an uncivilised manner is a faux pa. Typical bloody wog

2024-08-30 01:22:43 CEST

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Damn negro telling his betters how to eat. Going fucking wigout

2024-08-30 01:18:01 CEST

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No wonder bloody Sui angry all the time but he is British so it's normal, innit

2024-08-30 01:11:32 CEST

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Doll, you just hit me with another Dollyocle. Going jump in the Thames and die of dysentery, innit

2024-08-30 01:09:27 CEST

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Enjoy, your boozing, Brother Graf. Love you, mate, and please crack a tin for the old Queen Mum and me

2024-08-29 23:46:53 CEST

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Remember Dans need to cumm at least once a day and be told they are loved too. I hope you all take care of your Dan well

2024-08-29 17:44:02 CEST

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I'm not an American you filthy debased wog. You got an obsession with getting rammed in the arse by coons. Just embrace it and come out the closet you little queer. Please keep your love for BBC off the tl though.

2024-08-29 17:40:24 CEST

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Whatever, you say you subhuman Mongolian spastic. I'm going do White people type things. Not that you would know about that since you a gross inferior hapa mutt but minus the reasonable IQ

2024-08-29 17:33:58 CEST

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Don't bother talking to your racial lessers. He is a crippled mutt Russian who hides in Canada. He's literally a Pajeet but browner and smellier

2024-08-29 14:48:53 CEST

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Alex, you ever had those oatcakes while at home. They are so fucking good.

2024-08-29 07:22:42 CEST

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That one on the right definitely belongs to and average Fedi user you can tell by the hole, innit

2024-08-29 07:19:17 CEST

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Running sounds like work and I hate that. I will just stand naked around Hump's and get the same results

2024-08-29 07:16:02 CEST

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I make loads of those but maybe this one could be fun as well as painful

2024-08-29 06:39:08 CEST

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I knew I could trust you around my arse

2024-08-29 06:15:47 CEST

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Imagine trusting @npub1ent…95d6 with anything but your anus

2024-08-29 06:14:06 CEST

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"work" That word alone makes me feel very annoyed and tired. Fucking wog bastards I hope they get dysentery

2024-08-29 06:06:38 CEST

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I always prefer to avoid taken women tbh. I'm not the most moral of people but had a few women fuck me over with other men so I do try my best to avoid it but I'm far from perfect. You must live with your own choices though, mate, but this could get rough for you.

2024-08-29 06:03:30 CEST

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Good to see you, Xeno me old mate, and I'm hoping you good too. Just took a few days away from Fedi but I'm back now, innit.

2024-08-29 05:53:00 CEST

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I always bust the good coke out when you visit, mate.

2024-08-29 03:49:53 CEST

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A hairy short wop and a giant turtle fighting over me 😍

2024-08-29 03:47:31 CEST

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™️ innit

2024-08-29 03:31:07 CEST

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Like you could even stop him 😩

2024-08-29 03:22:14 CEST

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Nobody will have a cuter dress than me that is a promise

2024-08-28 14:39:24 CEST

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Morning, beloved Fedifriends. Please have yourselves a fucking great day drinking and fighting or whatever people do these days, innit

2024-08-27 16:20:27 CEST

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Good stuff, Brother Graf, hope you get summat good to drink. It's cuz that piss water company is owned by Molson premier brewer of unfiltered piss, innit

2024-08-27 14:50:45 CEST

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Earl Grey is fantastic. My favourite tea. Sadly though I'm necking coffee today as I had stay up to deal with some queers checking my solar panels.

2024-08-27 14:47:07 CEST

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Morning, Wrath me old mate. Please enjoy your tea. Hoping it's Earl Grey, innit

2024-08-26 16:37:46 CEST

Hoping you are ready for another week, friends, and had a good weekend. I shall be back on the tl tonight and I missed you all. Love you, friends, and see you tonight.

2024-08-23 18:00:50 CEST

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So what I'm hearing is you gonna have bad British teeth a fat American belly and a square Slavic head. Due to larping too much

2024-08-23 06:50:34 CEST

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no point me offering to change my name for money as everybody everywhere just loves me and would never want to change my name. The Dan Hulson™️ is just to beloved

2024-08-23 06:33:14 CEST

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I just sent Brother Graf the money now, innit

2024-08-23 05:59:50 CEST

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Jeanberg always makes the tl gayer with his Frenchness. It's to be expected

2024-08-23 05:53:34 CEST

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That's a fake screenshot. Also, any screenshot I dislike is fake but this 100% is fake and gay and you make it gayer

2024-08-22 16:52:22 CEST

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I had big mixxed feelings about that game it was fun but was libtarded and I couldn't get through it.

2024-08-22 16:33:59 CEST

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Sorry, Brother Graf, this time it's me you gonna have to find a different bird. Sorry, friend.

2024-08-22 08:21:02 CEST

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I'm thinking of going Spain next year and I will be fighting with half of Germany and France to get a preem spot on the beach. So I have a nice place to warm my beer so it's ready to drink

2024-08-22 07:27:57 CEST

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I do my best to integrate people into Fedi, innit

2024-08-22 07:22:35 CEST

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Like anybody could stop me cumming

2024-08-22 07:16:52 CEST

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Sorry, it's already settled it's happening

2024-08-22 07:15:21 CEST

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So are you. Definitely WILL