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2026-05-25 18:38:35 CEST

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2026-05-08 00:04:05 CEST

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2026-05-02 03:39:52 CEST

Wow, a libtard meme that’s actually funny! Unfortunately, they think this “owns the chuds” on the right. Thing is, they find this funny too because this is who Trump is. And they love him for it.
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2026-04-29 19:35:36 CEST

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2026-04-29 19:19:18 CEST

They can't read but I'm sure they can name all 57 genders and believe communism will save us all. https://notthebee.com/article/videos-of-prep-school-students-attempting-to-read-a-basic-sentence-really-doesnt-make-you-feel-good-about-our-education-system

2026-04-19 23:41:39 CEST

Funny how EVERY kid of someone famous in Hollywood is trans. What are the odds?
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2026-04-19 03:00:34 CEST

This shit’s gotta stop.
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2026-04-15 03:36:36 CEST

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2026-04-14 15:46:59 CEST

Clearly never opened a history book…
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2026-04-08 00:53:07 CEST

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2026-04-07 15:08:10 CEST

Why does Graham have such a hard-on for war?
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2026-04-04 16:51:30 CEST

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2026-04-03 01:50:40 CEST

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2026-04-03 01:50:28 CEST

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2026-04-03 01:50:11 CEST

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2026-04-03 01:50:01 CEST

Europe is so fucked.
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2026-04-02 18:09:13 CEST

In shocking news, justice who couldn’t define a woman can’t understand basic laws and logical arguments. DEI hires have permanently damaged society. https://notthebee.com/article/check-out-the-lowlights-from-our-diversity-justice-during-the-birthright-citizenship-case

2026-04-02 17:42:37 CEST

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2026-04-02 17:38:00 CEST

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2026-04-02 02:42:30 CEST

As bad as this propaganda is in the United States, it’s much worse in Europe.
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2026-04-01 23:07:21 CEST

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2026-04-01 19:36:46 CEST

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2026-04-01 16:10:19 CEST

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2026-04-01 04:54:56 CEST

I dunno. According to the Muslims themselves, they’re here to overthrow our society from within. And we’re so dumb we not only welcome it, we punish anyone who raises doubts about their motivations.
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2026-03-31 19:31:52 CEST

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2026-03-31 16:33:40 CEST

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2026-03-31 16:31:59 CEST

Good lord, what day isn’t?
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2026-03-30 21:26:59 CEST

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2026-03-30 19:35:11 CEST

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2026-03-30 02:07:07 CEST

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2026-03-30 02:06:57 CEST

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2026-03-29 19:52:25 CEST

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2026-03-29 19:43:21 CEST

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2026-03-29 19:43:13 CEST

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2026-03-29 19:14:02 CEST

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2026-03-28 18:15:21 CET

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2026-03-28 02:16:29 CET

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2026-03-28 02:10:57 CET

https://notthebee.com/article/florida-man-leaves-aa-meeting-does-coke-smokes-pot-drinks-crashes-through-airport-gate-and-tries-to-steal-a-plane

2026-03-27 21:50:36 CET

The memes have been glorious.
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2026-03-27 21:43:26 CET

So this is what passes for “funny” in libtard land.
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2026-03-27 03:31:40 CET

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2026-03-27 02:29:03 CET

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2026-03-26 23:15:59 CET

https://notthebee.com/article/tulsi-gabbard-shares-newly-unclassified-documents-showing-communication-suggesting-ukraine-was-going-to-spend-hundreds-of-millions-in-aid-money-to-fund-joe-bidens-campaign

2026-03-25 18:54:57 CET

Who cares about French. They should’ve complained he didn’t speak enough Arabic.
https://notthebee.com/article/air-canada-ceo-summoned-to-capitol-for-hearing-after-crash-that-killed-two-pilots-and-injured-40-others-because-his-apology-wasnt-in-french

2026-03-25 00:25:11 CET

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2026-03-24 15:04:20 CET

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2026-03-24 14:55:25 CET

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2026-03-24 14:48:10 CET

Oh look! That thing they said never happens was happening again. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVwnwpWgWo2/

2026-03-24 08:41:27 CET

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2026-03-24 07:50:12 CET

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2026-03-24 07:13:04 CET

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2026-03-24 06:19:33 CET

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2026-03-24 06:15:30 CET

America needs to raise its boys better than this.
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2026-03-24 05:50:23 CET

But..but..you have to UNDERSTAND. It’s their CULTURE.
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2026-03-24 05:47:49 CET

We all know black culture is what it is, so that's not news. The real takeaway here is the fact that blacks are quite affluent if they're eating at Zaya. So fuck the false narrative that they're oppressed.
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2026-03-24 03:31:02 CET

Remember, no matter what the media tells you, Japan loves Trump. 😊 https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs

2026-03-23 20:54:11 CET

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2026-03-23 20:25:28 CET

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2026-03-23 15:57:30 CET

https://notthebee.com/article/two-different-911-memorials-were-disrespected-by-muslims-hanging-banners-and-placing-prayer-mats-on-them-this-weekend-including-in-nyc

2026-03-23 08:49:28 CET

Democrats keep letting black animals back out on the street because they’re “oppressed”. They keep killing women. Why do Democrats deserve a single vote?
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2026-03-22 23:09:48 CET

Dayam!
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2026-03-22 07:25:34 CET

They get what they asked for and they’re still never satisfied. https://youtu.be/i_xrF35gtPg

2026-03-22 06:58:36 CET

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mm8pD2NqV2c

2026-03-21 17:33:46 CET

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2026-03-20 21:35:27 CET

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2026-03-20 21:07:36 CET

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fear-higher-gas-prices-could-affect-molotov-cocktail-production

2026-03-20 20:38:09 CET

Fucking legend.
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2026-03-20 18:03:06 CET

Those who cry the loudest have the most to hide.
https://notthebee.com/article/wife-of-nyc-mayor-deletes-profile-after-old-posts-with-the-n-word-gay-slurs-and-praise-for-jihadis

2026-03-20 17:18:09 CET

https://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/2034870668265701418

2026-03-20 17:06:43 CET

Why is Trump protecting Fauci?
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2026-03-17 18:45:11 CET

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2026-03-17 14:46:30 CET

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2026-03-17 14:46:15 CET

Oh yeah, THATS the problem.
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2026-03-16 16:31:11 CET

https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/2033368767888294321

2026-03-15 05:30:19 CET

My libtard cousin got the latest download and said only Republicans call first ladies men (referring to Big Mike). I told him the left roasted Barbara Bush for 12 years, calling her manly. He said he googled and couldn't find any memes to confirm what I said. Wow. We are screwed.

2026-03-14 17:48:49 CET

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2026-03-14 01:52:44 CET

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2026-03-14 01:49:00 CET

They let murderers out of jail hundreds of times, but this guy they kept in jail for 10 years without any charges. Welcome to America. https://notthebee.com/article/tommy-thompson-finally-released-from-us-prison-after-ten-years-served-without-charges

2026-03-14 01:20:20 CET

Whenever I see these magic for gorillas videos, I can’t help but noticing their reactions are just like those of another certain demographic. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUNI7sOids9/

2026-03-13 01:01:10 CET

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2026-03-12 22:50:14 CET

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2026-03-12 22:49:56 CET

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2026-03-12 20:04:03 CET

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2026-03-12 17:52:11 CET

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-cancels-plan-to-attack-california-after-seeing-gavin-newsom-already-destroyed-it

2026-03-12 16:17:20 CET

https://x.com/cbsnews/status/2031490599447310557

2026-03-12 16:14:36 CET

Homy crap, people are fast with AI. https://www.instagram.com/p/DVxOd1hjK40/

2026-03-11 15:22:44 CET

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2026-03-11 01:03:00 CET

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-japanese-men-came-to-hawaii-for-what-couldve-been-beautiful-day-at-beach

2026-03-10 21:29:16 CET

https://newrepublic.com/article/207435/moderate-democratic-voters-economic-populism

2026-03-10 19:00:17 CET

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2026-03-10 16:23:33 CET

Libtards are suicidal and deserve the death that awaits them.
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2026-03-10 15:35:36 CET

Nailed it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVpLnbCCulh/

2026-03-10 04:09:12 CET

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-clarifies-that-his-wife-only-celebrates-mass-murder-in-her-capacity-as-a-private-citizen

2026-03-10 01:59:03 CET

https://notthebee.com/article/new-moderate-virginia-government-passes-law-demanding-educators-teach-january-6th-was-a-violent-insurrection

2026-03-10 01:55:16 CET

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-under-persistent-delusion-anyone-cares-what-it-thinks

2026-03-09 18:37:32 CET

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2026-03-09 17:05:18 CET

This is how bias our news is. Look up US News on AP and they have LGBTQ+ as a header category.
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2026-03-09 02:30:32 CET

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-new-yorkers-for-making-muslims-throw-bombs-at-them

2026-03-08 21:32:48 CET

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2026-03-08 16:48:44 CET

I guess the name makes sense for a restaurant in Hollywood. Everyone wants to eat at... https://www.theblocla.com/store/cafe-balzac