They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.
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A God damn Nazi. :gun_emoji: :watastare: :israel_burn: :1488: https://i.poastcdn.org/7cec915446a2fee59c77cb6e053d6af3c6979e7ba29cc06ebe1b3e89685c6ca3.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/2e8f8752c6c04ffe21fb1471168f9eabbe38c06bf4e33cf38d483f1d0f1c1326.mp4 npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard ISIS in Syria = Terrorists attacking a legitimate government Hamas in Palestine = Freedom Fighters attacking an illegitimate government https://i.poastcdn.org/9d3fb0de3e1fea4de5e3da592171cbf1e8efd5e0d7dee17c90144817c8b3c145.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Just had a dream I yelled at my Mother "Hitler was right" then tried to explain to her that the holocaust never happened. I was unsuccessful. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Found a loose twenty dollar bill at Taco Bell so I used it to buy "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" on Steam. :chad0: https://i.poastcdn.org/44a4b77db6090d3abf5f3d26f988d0b01b4eabbc5d1062b256e23708152415cf.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Sometimes I don't take my Schizophrenia Medication. https://i.poastcdn.org/b5241069be42c42980970ed9571bbeab644c4fa1bd03781b3a3f1e415359e9da.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard LOL LMAO #note1m4j…tnmt npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard My auto correct capitalizes Nigger for me. Thank you Google, Nigger is a noun, Nigger should be capitalized. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Be a responsible rebel Bring Christian Childrens' Books to your School during Banned Books Week npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Bet dollars to doughnuts that one third the Fedi's Lolicons and Shotacons are Catholic Priests The other two thirds are public school teachers Public School Teachers commit UHHHHHOHHH at ten times the rate of Catholic Priests npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard My moniker is Captain Retard People call me Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/0f4bf4f29bf11974c1fa9b5c11a90eaa8ca4157af61c4c0dc56e90471c28c4aa.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard I have a selective memory. I can remember that America founded the Taliban in the nineteen nineties, then later gave control of Afghanistan to the Taliban, but I can not remember the names of People in my community. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard I don't believe in Nihilism. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard The existence of the Universe is equally as impossible as the non existence of the Universe. Don't forget to spend a few minutes each day contemplating God and the nature of existence my Oomfies. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard When someone is literally shaking because they saw you say Nigger https://i.poastcdn.org/db2df28c52124ed2ee9ecf0c20cf87bcf87928d33e74f5030917b1deb8c7aca2.mp4 npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Sucking Donald Trump's Dick is like sucking the Dick of a Jew. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Be proud my oomfies. The Lord smiles on you today! https://i.poastcdn.org/0d30fcac590cdbc9f7c2c93468bfd3bd76aba0d164db5a4c55795c57c698cc8d.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/9ef0946b600982932433589d2a2439f5dce08246a95994cca71cf5a341b514af.mp4 npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard World War 2 was not fought because Hitler ostensibly wanted to murder all non white non Christian people, World War 2 was fought because after Germany made Usury illegal they reversed inflation, eliminated the national debt, and became the richest country in Europe, and the Elders of Zion were afraid of losing control of world banking. That is why the Bank of England issued a blank check to Poland in exchange for provoking War with Germany by attacking German towns bordering Poland. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard We are the grand sons of the NAZIs that you failed to kill. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard We don't need the Police because we have Guns. https://i.poastcdn.org/732e29061c73901f742f737319faa6ee5326476e8dc6badd918abc0d98a3d202.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard *forty years later in a nursing home* Stupid Fucking Retard: Take your God damn hands off me! I don't want to contract Nigger Rabies! The next thing you know I will be looting and burning convenience stores and blaming it on random excuses like that the Police killed a violent criminal! npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/7290361ae74ebbf04fcba8f999daf08b6ae040d2463a28956177bf63b3e6e026.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard If I clean up my neighborhood I will be the most infamous mass shooter since Stephen Paddock. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/f0d78eb0412663b654b0f6ae2441228a2abe2df63ecf8262b3f24c0fe0bd230f.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/8bfa0dffb6a5ca7e4f7d849d942cd31e38cb4add1a042d3782d60442d2db067f.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Hey oomfies, if I needed to do some file sharing on my Android phone in mine craft, what application would you recommend? FrostWire is broken. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/ddbdc636fea25341943f76d8831c066790ff93c11cb343424701ee75886f6d68.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard The Bible neither condones nor condemns necrophilia. Where in the Bible does God say "Thou shalt not have sex with a dead woman, as you would have sex with a living woman."? I guess this is one of those unwritten rules and God expects us to have enough sense to not bang dead girls. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard If we were in the Book of Revelations, the City of God would not be Tel Aviv, the City of God would be Moscow. Heil Putin! npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Archer: Danger Phone is basically a higher quality version of Adventure Communist. I love playing this shitty mobile game on my Chrome Book, connected to my forty inch 4K TV. LOL https://i.poastcdn.org/0f35c4adf05b59ec1a952573f2417950249f02a35005471b14cae0ac00bad117.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Respect the elderly. They have decades more experience at being retarded than you do. https://i.poastcdn.org/0cfe20abecbd404cb12218e336529f39a929266a92cf7ce28dd8468ac142419b.gif npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Democracy is the belief that the opinions of retards hold the same merit as the opinions of geniuses. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Women that can not remember to put the toilet seat down expect men to remember to put the toilet seat down, then get mad when they don't do it. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard need cow mommy waifu npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Gotta love these wacky mobile games https://i.poastcdn.org/50720dd83a025ec66d52df75d9e8010960082677afda278723f157e605c428e4.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard *wake up this morning* Brain: "Stuffed Dog Vagina" is a good name for a Punk Rock Band. Fuck you Brain, you Stupid Fucking Retard, shut the fuck up. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Isaac Newton: I have discovered Gravity! Normal person: What the fuck is "Gravity", you goofy bastard?! No person I know has ever heard of Gravity. Stop making up things you stupid fucking retard! npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Since I stopped drinking Alcohol and replaced it with Caffeine, I have been having so many moments of clarity I am practically lucid. Tweak posting is superior to drunk posting. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard If Space is infinite than God's Kingdom must also be infinite. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Joe Biden is the kind of guy that would implode the Virgo Super Cluster. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Your World revolves around God. God's World revolves around you. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/29e210d2eafdad09157cdbbd6dc22a56a980d71449c53ee5c4ca1baf19160d03.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard My one weakness, a cute girl that I am physically attracted to. Dear Lord, give me the strength to overcome these degenerate impulses pulsing through my body! npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Where some people see an error in artificial intelligence, I see the malevolence of a computer programmer. technically this constitutes terrorism. LOL. LMAO. #note15h7…kn0f npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Fediverse Users when I start posting about Religion https://i.poastcdn.org/ddf4ef3886f4f430a18a5c7f20a397502e81c1dd0ed7aa88c423dfe821b6190c.mp4 npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/7c8bde17f8e217ddfdfafbd912fe9a13c089f8c3c47f43fd2f714103253920ee.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/e173334223994e6cf1661459f77481280e321c293bf85bb477eec5bd28c51211.jpg npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard F npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Stay tuned for my six million page manifesto. I wrote it in four years. npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard https://i.poastcdn.org/8de30e456bb9371e9ecea94c97a685d3c163813b58a8b03c98f17688a585ff07.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Look around this room. Every Student in this room has the lowest grades in the school district. Be less Black! Get better grades! https://i.poastcdn.org/e9ebd5812701b29bd656e1be7b49272b7db95513215618d5a583ae6dbd1eaa1b.png npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Marxist Liberals like talking shit about Corporations, but how many of them live in a Cabin in the forest maintaining subsistence farms, hunting and foraging for everything they need so that they no longer have to give money to Corporations? npub1eywtuekr99g8murdzrklc9u7wzrx959y4vdh7drn5xlrgn6cm6fs0wx743 Stupid Fucking Retard Does the Hat Man like Pipkin Pippa? Maybe I should stack six hundred milligrams of Benadryl and ask him in person.