will not shut up about Skinny Puppy, Devin Townsend, Jack Vance or Le Garage Hermetique. friend to ragdolls, if not most of their commercial breeders. Subgenius Minister, author of the Subgenius science fiction novel "Eyelash" voted fifth weirdest person in talk.bizarre, 1995 pronouns: quietly > but that's an adverb
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Last Notes npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley BTW, the world ends on Sunday. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/852/050/113/279/944/original/cd8c0d5c668c0772.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley "bully gets bullied in return" is a satisfying narrative. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley I have a faint memory of public toilets that seal themselves between uses and blast the insides clean with live steam, but wow they'd need to make sure nobody was inside when it went off. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley oh, they both function. just that one looks like it was installed by Stanley Kubrick, and the other one by g.g. Allin. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley have two bathrooms. one is perfectly clean and is maintained by people with ocd. the other is a vile pit of unspeakable filth that everyone can glimpse and say "thank god we don't have to use that." npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley did he say it in Spanish or Aramaic? npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/177/975/056/355/197/original/160d196ebcab9a21.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley I have this theory that his businesses failed to where he needed to be bailed out by the Russians, who now own him. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley if your ai assistant looked like this- https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/886/838/786/157/920/original/aafb9f450f5a5d2e.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/679/054/182/498/497/original/8d06353472f33a8b.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley just that Tryssa likes to have several instances of vlc running, and trying to explain why changes in the playlist don't show up in the other instances gets confusing. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley I've found it's easier dealing with vlc's bullshit than paying youtube. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley i think they named it that because some variety of fertilizer they use makes it smell like PVA. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley "Gorilla Glue" 😄 npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley "Sanity is like a one-trick-pony. With sanity all you get is rational thinking. When you're crazy the sky is the limit!" - The Tick npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley more or less. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/277/910/848/286/295/original/396c9717b3129167.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley you know it isn't happening when you have to wake up at 5:00 am to go to work. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley imagine if you could simulate the sensations experienced by a virtual body and channel them to your brain. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/273/656/954/879/126/original/5e72a61a5aded716.png npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley > I don't believe in ANY ISMS... except TISM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QexMl-MFalE npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley *mew* https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/157/444/217/475/841/original/94558f24d52c6486.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley "rectangular, with a wire mesh screen" http://www.songlyrics.com/tism/jack-elliot-s-turf-whinge-lyrics/ npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley it starts off with the brothers hunting ghosts, vampires and the like. it ends with them trying to kill God. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley i regularly (every few months or so) watch the entirety of Supernatural with Tryssa. all fifteen seasons. it's becoming a ritual. https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/921/225/239/899/566/original/883590679918b194.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley i just had a horrified vision of the american president spinning a game-show wheel to see what he'll do next. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley now you know there's a forty thousand year old flute made of a cave bear thigh bone. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divje_Babe_flute#Further_reading npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley it's traditional, if you've had a bad day, to say it was a "dog of a day". but dogs are cool, so i'll say it was a Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi of a day. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley yeah, the Poppies are cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7OUeFShS6o npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/808/072/838/337/818/original/440708ea7bfa09f3.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley i think the last time they let it run loose, some asshole from canada started telling people to send their money to HIM! the NERVE of some pinks! npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley AAAAAAAAAAAHH VALMOR npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/773/455/904/215/556/original/0bf44da940c74ba6.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley if blake was alive today, his head would be exploding every 23 seconds! the poor sipp. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley i imagine it's a setting on certain korg symthesisers. it makes dissonance. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/655/371/329/753/358/original/e615df1d9825ef88.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley it's an overly complicated cat heat pad. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley can it run doom? npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley every day is caturday! https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/587/070/983/840/661/original/7d278d63fb74721c.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley > 1982 😁 "Clive Barker was interested in Coil early on and asked them to compose the score while the first Hellraiser film was being produced. Coil completed nine tracks for the score, which Barker described as "bowel churning". However, the producers rejected Coil's music, wanting a more traditional, classical-based score..." npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley maybe the singularity will be interesting, up to the point where the machines take the earth apart in order to build more machines. npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley Belief in the traditional sense, or certitude, or dogma, amounts to the grandiose delusion, 'My current model' - or grid, or map, or reality-tunnel - 'contains the whole universe and will never need to be revised.' In terms of the history of science and knowledge in general, this appears absurd and arrogant to me, and I am perpetually astonished that so many people still manage to live with such a medieval attitude. - Robert Anton Wilson, Cosmic Trigger npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley is she a carpenter? npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley they're other penguins? i thought they were "sno-bees"! npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley for some people, the conspiracy line is "it's THEIR FAULT everything sucks!" instead of "it's EVERYBODY'S fault everything sucks, INCLUDING GOD." npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley > easing out of bed at 5am like right now npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley without a doubt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikatana npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/033/688/217/085/325/original/7857a6ee8574274b.png npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/113/021/738/773/843/771/original/4024962ac330931b.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley heh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-FMglTIO30 npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley why would Captain America even drive an Audi? wouldn't he drive a, heck, i don't know, a Studebaker Hawk? npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/112/909/228/482/183/007/original/d2e38ca483a95224.jpg npub1f36xevhf3ugyz6apnh8gxtqawlqulx4utmg2l6pz545a2tjncdmqge55rz Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley "perfect for a younger couple" uh.. okay. "honey, i bought a velociraptor to spice up our relationship."