Lockpick Extreme

We love teaching the joy of lockpicking and provide fun in-person and remote workshops.
https://lockpickextreme.com

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2026-05-19 19:51:01 CEST

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@nprofile…e9ax nice! Did you use one of the new ESP32s that can talk Zigbee?

2026-05-04 15:44:48 CEST

Rolling your car forward at the light to make the radio station come in clearer when a good song comes on.
#carRadio
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2026-04-24 12:48:39 CEST

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@nprofile…2wxk this should be part of the STEM curriculum for grade schools.

2026-04-16 19:22:02 CEST

I saw a short video on growing cherry tomatoes by squirting the guts of one (Including seeds) into a cup of soil with drain holes, covering them with a little more dirt, watering, covering with a plastic bottle or wrap to keep in the moisture and leaving it a sunny window. A week later I have lots of baby cherry tomato plants
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2026-04-15 17:48:34 CEST

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@nprofile…mmp3 woah, stay safe out there!

2026-04-15 02:33:52 CEST

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@nprofile…56a9 that flower is FIRE!

2026-04-11 11:39:09 CEST

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@nprofile…w2cy @nprofile…5raw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_is_a_Virus

2026-04-11 11:06:25 CEST

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@nprofile…n5pu calling San Francisco, "Frisco"

2026-04-10 17:32:24 CEST

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@nprofile…eqsh the Merlin Bird ID app by Cornell Lab (the college) works very well for identifying birds by their calls.

2026-04-08 18:26:26 CEST

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@nprofile…fhuf I read somewhere the fashion was started by mechanics cutting a fedora into a crown and adorning them with pins and ornaments if thier trade.

2026-04-08 13:15:52 CEST

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@nprofile…74pd damn, I hope you get better soon.

2026-04-08 12:38:17 CEST

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@nprofile…99sl Congratulations and keep up the good work.

2026-04-07 04:17:34 CEST

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@nprofile…3ut6 nobody roots for the cold vacuum of space

2026-04-03 15:17:48 CEST

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@nprofile…zvpa my brain is like a BB in a box car

2026-04-03 14:10:44 CEST

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@nprofile…gr8d If you're finding honey bees in your house, you may have a hive in one of your exterior walls.

2026-04-02 19:33:23 CEST

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@nprofile…jnnp Pam Bondi's new job is so important we can't even tell you what it is yet.
“We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future.”

2026-04-02 19:21:50 CEST

The HOPE conference will be running a fundraiser for the Electronic Frontier Foundation during the month of April. For every ticket sold, 10 percent of the total price will be donated to EFF!
You can get your ticket and support EFF at
https://store.2600.com/products/tickets-to-hope-26
#hope26 #eff

2026-04-02 15:56:11 CEST

My partner play drums in a rock cover band. She picked up a list and asked me what LLM was.
My answer was the obvious AI reference. She then answered her own question, she was looking at her list of songs to practice.
Living Loving Maid - Led Zeppelin
#LLM #llmslop

2026-04-01 23:55:46 CEST

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@nprofile…az0m I'm very glad to hear you helping make someone's life better.

2026-04-01 21:29:27 CEST

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@nprofile…dk6r I would often chid my kids that they didn't know the recipie for ice cubes because the trays were invariably empty when I wanted some

2026-04-01 13:20:57 CEST

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@nprofile…2wxk So those cow mutilations (statically) ARE from space!

2026-03-29 10:48:20 CEST

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@nprofile…m50u I had a significant dent in the hood of my car from one of those.

2026-03-28 14:47:50 CET

I guess its Home Depo for now.
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2026-03-28 13:04:38 CET

The Angle of Repose
My dad was a mechanical engineer who retired early due to blindness. In his retirement he translated technical documents from German to English with the help of my mom, a tape recorder and a speech card in his XT computer. While translating a patent application for John Deere Co, he saw the claim of using the Angle of Repose to measure properties on MOVING FARM EQUIPMENT. He had to tell his Deere contact how that wouldn't work due to vibration effecting how a material piles on any surface. They abandoned that US patent claim.
Thats how and why I learned the name of this phenomenon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle_of_repose
#AngleofRepose #StuffILearnedFromDad

2026-03-26 21:14:00 CET

Bottled a batch of banana apple cider today. Good taste and color, needed to be back sweetened (sweetener added after fermentation), 14.5% ABV
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2026-03-25 19:44:19 CET

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@nprofile…mmp3 muzak for adults

2026-03-24 18:29:06 CET

It was wonderful to meet so many great folks at @nprofile…45qu this weekend.
One of our favorites was someone who hacked her pair of Lockpick earrings for people without pierced ears.
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2026-03-21 22:57:22 CET

The very generous @nprofile…9mdv stopped by our Lockpick Village and gave us one of his custom, glow-in-the-dark guitar pick bypass tools! Thank you!
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2026-03-21 19:05:17 CET

The BSidesSF Lockpick Village is open! We already got to meet the @nprofile…j0eh in person!
Drop in amd pick with us, we have three tables and instructors all day.
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2026-03-21 14:23:35 CET

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@nprofile…kt0j good job little fly

2026-03-21 14:17:29 CET

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@nprofile…93hd we'll see you there!!!

2026-03-20 21:52:30 CET

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@nprofile…xx6a back in the day of long distance sattelite communications we would have to schedule 20 min of outage a day during equinox week because the geostationary sattelites would line up with the sun, swamping out the singnal.

2026-03-20 21:45:08 CET

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@nprofile…ppj9 will do!

2026-03-19 12:16:30 CET

US #LifeExpectancy by state
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2026-03-19 03:26:27 CET

Love seeing these little buddies make it thru a cold winter.
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2026-03-18 22:25:36 CET

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@nprofile…q5v4 How the ever-loving fuck does that not constitute unreasonable search?

2026-03-05 01:19:47 CET

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@nprofile…2g05 need a Lockpick Village @nprofile…2g05

2026-03-04 22:51:27 CET

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@nprofile…7qgc many people find them inadvertently at estate sales, sold as a regular cane.

2026-03-04 22:42:10 CET

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@nprofile…7qgc probably not the help youre looking for, but if you happen to come across a sword cane, never admit you knew it was one to TSA.

2026-03-04 01:59:19 CET

Vendor: We added AI to your bodycam to provide you with context-relevent sections of the law. The AI agent will suggest the legal courses of action and flag any deviations of suggested actions for legal review.
Police Purchasing: why would we want that?

2026-03-03 20:29:00 CET

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@nprofile…0ca3 and THEN you'll be sorry!

2026-03-03 20:28:10 CET

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@nprofile…hmt4 thank you for sharing this!

2026-03-03 11:42:10 CET

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@nprofile…raqs that's awesome!

2026-03-03 00:58:11 CET

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@nprofile…uzra @nprofile…v2v2 US-SLOP-EAST-1

2026-03-02 20:46:02 CET

This is just #BillHader doing a bit, right?
Adrian Tchaikovsky’s latest is among the best new science fiction books of March 2026 | New Scientist https://share.google/zLtuAzC4l9ecu1dNo

2026-03-02 13:53:04 CET

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@nprofile…mmp3 I hope everyone is OK

2026-03-02 05:24:46 CET

So, your business model is to put exploding shrapnel sattelites into low earth orbit and hold the world hostage?
No, it's really more of a dead man's switch. If we stop getting exponential funding for growth (i.e. putting up more satellites) we go out of business and the satellites self destruct.
#IWishThisWasMicrofiction

2026-03-01 21:33:34 CET

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@nprofile…74ag I used to use LSD

2026-03-01 21:21:02 CET

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@nprofile…l7vu @nprofile…xf2e
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2026-03-01 18:44:43 CET

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@nprofile…d6qz seems to void the Implied Warranty of Merchantability.
Things sold to you should do what it says its supposed to do.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/2/2-314

2026-03-01 16:02:20 CET

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@nprofile…hpns I have a little old feral girl in the house with the same claws. She won't let anyone touch her paws, so sometimes velcros herself to the carpet a little.

2026-03-01 04:28:34 CET

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@nprofile…re5y On behalf of Lockpick Extreme and the surviving countries currently at peace, we award @KrissyKat the coveted 2026 LockEx Peace Prize.

2026-02-25 21:28:55 CET

Labeling locks matters
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2026-02-25 20:34:45 CET

Its always good to be back in #SanFrancisco
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2026-02-22 16:15:02 CET

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@nprofile…72qt happy birthdays to both you and your wonderful sister

2026-02-20 20:34:38 CET

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@nprofile…jjxk yay dogs!

2026-02-19 14:45:58 CET

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@nprofile…zkk0
"Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein"

2026-02-11 19:26:56 CET

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@nprofile…h4nu Very clever. Im just using a servo tester until I get all the requirements dialed in.

2026-02-11 19:20:33 CET

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@nprofile…h4nu Nice! What are you using to control your servo?

2026-02-11 19:02:35 CET

My wife teaches STEM at a special ed High School and asked if I could make a version of a $250 pouring concept toy with adaptive switches.
I knocked out a proof of concept before lunch with stuff I had laying around.
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2026-02-11 18:34:24 CET

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@nprofile…9ssn I want office lizards too!

2026-02-04 14:16:04 CET

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@nprofile…2vzh Congratulations on the recognition of your important efforts.

2026-02-02 01:36:02 CET

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@nprofile…suvt So... the grand re-opening of the Kennedy Center will have Niki Manage, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock

2026-02-02 00:27:35 CET

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@nprofile…lr54 with 100 subscribers you get your own custom youtube URL

2026-02-01 23:46:41 CET

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@nprofile…2g05 if HushCon would like a Lockpick Village please get in touch.
[email protected]

2026-01-30 04:19:44 CET

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@nprofile…anez @nprofile…5x9q Ireland also doesn't tax corporations

2026-01-29 23:17:25 CET

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@nprofile…fw69 this made me cry

2026-01-27 12:47:58 CET

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@nprofile…5yd0 that's great! Where can I get these made?

2026-01-24 14:08:46 CET

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@nprofile…dn5j Molly is lucky to have found a kind soul and a loving home.

2026-01-24 01:47:18 CET

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@nprofile…6fxd a snap off part might be useful

2026-01-24 01:25:19 CET

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@nprofile…6fxd or include one with every whistle. I'd be happy to fund the first hundred or two.

2026-01-15 16:21:55 CET

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@nprofile…ds0l such a big cutie!

2026-01-13 20:36:47 CET

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@nprofile…yhk4 I set up a raspberry pi 2w with a 256GB usb stick running Kiwix to host Wikipedia (120GB with images) and a pile of other reference books.

2026-01-09 12:14:36 CET

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@nprofile…eemg @nprofile…5h5g if the training data for any LLM contains CP, aren't they libel for possession?

2026-01-07 05:15:53 CET

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@nprofile…w8nk thank you for your kind words

2026-01-07 04:53:47 CET

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@nprofile…zejv @nprofile…kt0j I think it must exist in a tangential universe to Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency

2026-01-07 04:04:48 CET

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@nprofile…w8nk @nprofile…ugpy I've had the same problem here. Im switching clinics from #Bondvet because they start with the largest dollar number possible for all imaginable tests and services for shock and awe.

2026-01-07 03:54:49 CET

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@nprofile…kt0j I'm sorry, but I read that as a "hyperactive detection agency" and it makes a lot more sense.

2026-01-03 21:27:36 CET

We had to say goodbye to my best little guy this week. He was a good boy and is dearly missed.
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2025-12-31 19:49:55 CET

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@nprofile…29lh unfortunately this is not an uncommon occurrence

2025-12-30 18:06:23 CET

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@nprofile…d50p I identify with the protagonist, who has great ideas and clever execution but ultimately distained and minimized by their management.

2025-12-30 16:53:29 CET

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@nprofile…d50p these are a fun series of sci-fi books. Highly recommended!

2025-10-20 22:42:55 CEST

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@nprofile…s3c6 @nprofile…p7lw I've sadly seen that with internally developed tools as well.
Management does not like "organic growth" and always think they can do better.

2025-10-07 13:42:35 CEST

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@nprofile…a07p You may want to keep a set of picks outside of your house.
Don't practice on locks you rely on.

2025-08-09 19:18:01 CEST

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@nprofile…3dcq @nprofile…0pmy @nprofile…443y if Defcon's stance is anti-nazi, please explain how the distribution of free "Nazi hackers fuck off" stickers is not supported.

2025-08-01 15:15:16 CEST

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@nprofile…2f2g in a pinch, they can be made into lockpicks as well
https://youtu.be/UtoYQhbKHAc

2025-07-28 18:25:57 CEST

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@nprofile…0ad5 good luck. I called Midea to schedule a repair of a recalled A/C unit. The recording said my estimated wait on hold would be (no joke) 5,437 minutes. I opted for a callback.

2025-07-26 17:42:22 CEST

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@nprofile…834n I've accidently drank the red wine and soap cocktail I've left out for the fruit flys.
It had been a long time since my mouth was washed out with soap.

2025-07-12 15:51:51 CEST

Brooklyn bodega #caturday
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2025-07-11 01:09:48 CEST

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@nprofile…hcpm HA (and you) to the rescue!

2025-07-07 22:43:21 CEST

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@nprofile…fgyc planning on meeting a whole bunch of new friends while hosting a lockpick village at a hacker conference this Friday and Saturday. The organizers have been super friendly and I have a good feeling about this.
#SummerCon

2025-04-25 17:22:38 CEST

We are hosting the Lockpick Village at #BSidesSF this weekend and looking forward to seeing so many old and new friends! We'll see you tomorrow!
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2025-04-10 00:30:47 CEST

I'm in great shape, every morning I bend the rules and stretch the truth.
#wiskerwednesday #wiskerswednesday #catsofmastodon
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2025-04-04 22:12:10 CEST

Just in case you need another reason to quit using LinkedIn.
#grindcore #linkedin
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2025-03-22 02:10:49 CET

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@nprofile…xvvg thanks for bringing this to my attention. I liked Pirate Booty, but not any more.

2025-02-12 13:42:23 CET

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@nprofile…6rfp happy anniversary Pria!

2024-07-14 17:50:30 CEST

Today is day three of our HOPE Lockpick Village.
We're having a great time talking with so many interesting, fun people and sharing the joy of lockpicking. We want to thank everyone who worked so hard to put on the HOPE XV this year and everyone who came by to learn, pick and sharw their time with us. We'll be here till 5PM, so please drop by if you're around.
#hope2024 #hopexv
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