Zealist

in here was 50 last night
which ain't deadly, i was snugged under my blankets with a heated blanket blasting my ass and back, the dog lays in the crook of my legs at night, so she keeps my legs warm and in return is warmed by me.

2025-01-06 23:37:11 UTC

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3 year old gay son? some people need a long drop on a short rope. like vegans who force animals to eat vegan. and whoever the fuck has decided hteir child is gay before they even should have any concept of sexuality.

2025-01-06 23:33:57 UTC

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64 ain't that bad, she just wants to be around me, cuz she spent most of the day laying in my bed lol

2025-01-06 23:32:09 UTC

heated blanket thief.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e385426529a7ae1591e6f587594d673d5ffd84ae30d88272f1d39aff74981627.png

2025-01-06 23:18:06 UTC

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don't care.

2025-01-06 17:30:24 UTC

average spider in australia
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2025-01-06 17:23:21 UTC

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ilike how you think i won't go out in a blaze of glory over my livestock.

2025-01-06 17:12:52 UTC

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well the government can fuck off if they think they're taking my birds.

2025-01-06 15:18:46 UTC

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2024-09-04 23:12:23 UTC

angevin empire.
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2024-09-04 19:12:55 UTC

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i assume you're joking

2024-09-04 18:30:09 UTC

lol
"the game wasn't for you"
"why didn't you buy it"
"it's your fault it failed"
lol
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2024-09-04 01:01:33 UTC

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no it's not ok, i'ts fucking WONDERFUL

2024-09-03 23:45:23 UTC

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i dunno what hte hell i made, i just put a pound of ground beef onion and garlic and ssalt and pepper into a pan, melted some butter into it once it was bronwed, poured a bag of egg noodles into it then milk.

2024-09-02 22:55:45 UTC

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i'm still already blocked because i told him he'd be alone hsi whole life.

2024-09-02 16:49:02 UTC

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i'm not sure why you have a thumb sharpening knife.

2024-09-02 16:48:08 UTC

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why'd you slice your thumb sharpening knife?

2024-09-02 04:50:18 UTC

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no tmy decision to make

2024-09-02 04:23:26 UTC

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i like this one.
https://i.poastcdn.org/424a9647b5b97effd5d7f45e3d51807ee9b6448cb2fb25d3dc6c380f6b4ba71d.png

2024-09-02 04:16:56 UTC

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2024-09-01 23:58:34 UTC

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2024-09-01 23:55:27 UTC

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naw i got skinny hands and fingers boyo, why you think i'm so good at guitar? but in the end under the dash wasn't designed for me to be there with tools trying to do a thing.

2024-09-01 23:53:11 UTC

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especialyl when you're a bit fat.

2024-09-01 23:52:24 UTC

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i should some day go check the grounds cuz i got a few problems that are indicative of no t so great grounds
BUT i'm somewhat lazy often enough.

2024-09-01 23:51:52 UTC

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well that's not entirely true, i just do what i feel like doing at any given moment, buy tearing into the electrical to see if it's just hte radio or something else isn't my idea of a good time

2024-09-01 23:51:15 UTC

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i literally said the opposite of caring to maintain it
i said i maintain it but i won't do cosmetic shit to it like replace the radio cuz it'll break down someday and i won't be able to fix it

2024-08-28 03:05:10 UTC

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no i just ahe ingrown toenail that is in constant pain, and if a chicken pekced at it i doubt that'd feel better.

2024-08-28 03:03:53 UTC

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nothing better try to peck my toe, it's painful just existing

2024-08-28 02:46:37 UTC

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2024-08-26 13:35:23 UTC

that's right, i have 3 cocks.
https://i.poastcdn.org/76e4a6f936f45f2d5d483b6897f96ecfcb0ba53aab97b56f4a9438440bb04f8b.png

2024-08-25 20:57:49 UTC

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why are these games even being compared? they're not even related.

2024-08-24 21:18:18 UTC

spaghetti squashes
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2024-08-24 19:21:11 UTC

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what?
you a duck?

2024-08-24 19:16:02 UTC

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wel things don't effect me that bad generally.

2024-08-24 19:12:46 UTC

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my dad died 3years ago but i didn't find out till this year.

2024-08-24 19:09:03 UTC

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dan you got an old dad

2024-08-19 23:08:02 UTC

i grew alpine strawberries this year, never expected that htey'd produce anything, but it was a nice little snack lol
https://i.poastcdn.org/9a9a3ab4c979bb9bcffc171bca3ce64df58a5174d8f72b880149e36dc67976aa.png

2024-08-16 20:55:33 UTC

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yea well i'm making buscuits and gravy for dinner cuz that's what i want
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2024-08-16 20:39:13 UTC

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well, maybe i dunno, i'm not really a sports fan, my grandpa always said a sports fan was someone who was circumcized with pinking shears.

2024-08-16 20:33:14 UTC

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winter? that's nto for a while yet, leastways not around here.

2024-08-16 20:28:09 UTC

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my mom buys all my shoes, she just buys w/e
i'm wearing some adiddas atm

2024-08-16 20:27:05 UTC

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i done told you woman, i have a decent pair of work boots, and a pair of every day shoes, they aren't uncomfortable, they're just falling apart from being used for years.

2024-08-16 20:22:59 UTC

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the 25th of semptember.

2024-08-16 20:22:21 UTC

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i'm a man, i don't really buy new shoes very often, unless the ones i have are falling apart, tho they are, so i asked my mom for a pair for my brithday that's coming up next month.

2024-08-16 20:16:34 UTC

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I HAVE NO SON

2024-08-15 17:34:06 UTC

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it's honestly getting better with time and dlc i used to get bored quick, now i acutally enjoy playing it. i also have a ton of mods.

2024-08-15 17:28:33 UTC

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they kinda already do that, they all just look like mulattos

2024-08-15 17:25:18 UTC

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you know ck3 actually needs a better race mixing system, cuz all it takes is one generation and my kids don't look azn

2024-08-15 17:23:44 UTC

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i spose i oculda just played hte khazars turks that became jewish
but i just wanted to make something vile.

2024-08-15 17:23:18 UTC

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then i made my own version of jewish religion, that's about turks, and we kicked out hte supposed jews, these turks wuz the real jews.

2024-08-15 17:22:28 UTC

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also, dude, look at their flag, i made it like that cuz i literally converted htem to jewism

2024-08-15 17:17:32 UTC

i played ck3 as jewish turks
https://i.poastcdn.org/4dbc632747df5f7fa874c3d4f62f4d8e02cec96014567acbdab989a9c1204cbb.png

2024-08-14 03:37:47 UTC

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THAT SHIT UGLY, this is the only modern aircraft i like
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2024-08-09 21:18:50 UTC

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2024-08-09 20:42:41 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/7a9b2940ef72dcd016dafd9e84db9aa3d5061362342a1e550184115e4e421c16.mp4

2024-08-09 19:42:23 UTC

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2024-08-06 19:50:39 UTC

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i feel like, so what if those people go hide away far away from me, that just means they're out of my way lol.

2024-08-06 14:31:12 UTC

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i mean she's beating them in a race every time, white people beat niggers in shit htey're supposed to be good at i have a chuckle.

2024-08-06 14:28:00 UTC

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unlike breakfast, the word literally says "break, fast" breastfast implies taking a fast from breasts.
https://i.poastcdn.org/34bca752af53fdd05eede348b5f386297f03a90a112f1a043ce6c96fdc8e9b08.png

2024-08-06 04:16:51 UTC

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i dunno how nice iowa is, i've never been outside the state at an age i was making memories.

2024-08-06 04:14:56 UTC

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i spose realistically that's my tie to this place i like it, but if she weren't here i'd be pretty willing to go just about anywhere

2024-08-06 04:09:02 UTC

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well tons of things lasts a long time forzen

2024-08-06 04:00:55 UTC

why do we even bother with bananas, they go bad so fast sitting on my toaster oven waiting to be eaten, that's the kinda shit i never used to buy cuz it just lasts so short.

2024-08-03 15:25:51 UTC

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that 2x4 there looks pretty thin.

2024-08-03 13:32:53 UTC

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you can't recreate their burgers cuz they spray them with extra meat flavoring chemical.

2024-08-02 15:42:43 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/8d080b90bcdf1ab733dfd2b36f2441ac4362836b3f1761ce1457dd5bf1f19941.mp4

2024-07-30 02:35:51 UTC

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must be a heavy one, i used some i made with just beeswax and it didn't feel like that, but it held less anyway.

2024-07-29 15:30:26 UTC

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no you fucking faggot, people degrading my people and my people's religion angers me more,

2024-07-28 20:50:56 UTC

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FUCK YOU I GOT PICKLES i grew and canned htem myelf.
https://i.poastcdn.org/4b401b2f810324daa8c62a6db9132ddb0c5115f882b509aab3875d25c84b8876.png

2024-07-26 20:42:58 UTC

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FAT CAT

2024-07-26 02:12:09 UTC

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i didn't have any thoughts on "car sex" till you said it

2024-07-26 02:08:05 UTC

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we should stop talking about dargons, there are people around here who wanna fuck 'em

2024-07-26 02:02:38 UTC

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like that scene from jurassic park when he's trying to get the power back on lol

2024-07-26 02:02:01 UTC

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i also need the chickens so i can force my mom to have to cosnider that when i look for a house

2024-07-26 01:59:56 UTC

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no i need chickens, how you think i get eggs that ar eless than 2 months old? you can't get taht from the store.

2024-07-26 01:58:29 UTC

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i don't even wanta dragon, it'd prolly eat my chickens.

2024-07-26 01:57:21 UTC

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i don't ahve a dragon, so bitch will just have to walk.

2024-07-26 01:50:26 UTC

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must be her idea, cuz only a woman can have such high unrealistic expectations.

2024-07-26 01:46:41 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/f1723be966eefe5c1ab7625a5709549a04d8a8310387d7a52c5097b3e176e8a2.png

2024-07-26 01:42:15 UTC

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bricks of ice
https://i.poastcdn.org/6c463283470e0657272f5f3e52964e6b70fcb4320b8f47748b56b1da616c5044.png

2024-07-23 23:36:05 UTC

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yea, except his mom and dad are a buff orpington and a silver laced wyandotte so that's literally impossible lol

2024-07-23 23:33:56 UTC

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comparison with a brahma rooster.
https://i.poastcdn.org/bcbf87e58a388f79d6cb6f3de761d60d63c18a1add93a00a22f72c2605513728.png

2024-07-23 23:33:46 UTC

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i got these half breeds, buff rooster, silver laced wyandotte hen, offspring, it turns out they kinda look like bramahs
https://i.poastcdn.org/a625f488c398884d7e9685bdc617bc52a6cbd249776b5f5f45ff4f8da8e7fbbe.png

2024-07-23 23:32:40 UTC

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pure buff orpington that was hatched from my flock

2024-07-23 23:31:08 UTC

@npub1fe4…dkl3 i named htis bird Kiwi
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2024-07-23 16:09:33 UTC

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i'm 5'11 boyo.

2024-07-23 16:07:52 UTC

this sunflower is almost taller than me now
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2024-07-22 15:51:51 UTC

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maybe a sheep, cuz i sorta don't want a big ass cow.

2024-07-22 15:48:34 UTC

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all i got's eggs.

2024-07-21 18:15:55 UTC

@npub1d9c…8sk7 LOOK AT IT, sweet pickles.
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2024-07-20 17:45:08 UTC

So I was walking with the dog and she scared a toad into the chicken enclosure and they grabbed it and started bashing it on the ground

2024-07-19 21:12:58 UTC

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sorry to hear that

2024-07-19 03:38:25 UTC

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I dunno I tend to just go all meat on my oizzas