Greenland's Only Jew

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2026-01-14 23:28:17 UTC

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@nprofile…h677 @nprofile…g80s You guys are getting paid?

2026-01-14 00:02:31 UTC

Friends, Radio Free Greenland is going to be shutting down tomorrow. I will probably respawn somewhere else on the fedi eventually, but feel free to dm for my xmpp if any of you would like to stay in touch.

2026-01-13 18:01:53 UTC

#nevent1q…gazq
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2026-01-13 00:33:37 UTC

Where are you moving to to escape the coming pole shift tsunamis?
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2026-01-12 23:44:28 UTC

Fuck your optics, I’m marrying a Filipina

2026-01-12 21:02:09 UTC

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@nprofile…h677 pen kike is my nickname for my gas station weed pen

2026-01-09 19:57:30 UTC

John Darksoul logging on to fedi
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2026-01-09 19:42:07 UTC

Driving a Chrysler feels so good when you ain’t got your family mechanic in your ear telling you you’re making a horrible mistake

2026-01-09 00:32:46 UTC

Opened my window to enjoy the nice weather today and now I have malaria

2026-01-08 22:15:55 UTC

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2026-01-08 20:44:23 UTC

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2026-01-08 18:05:40 UTC

@nprofile…pmvz
#nevent1q…3h3h
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2026-01-08 17:28:13 UTC

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2026-01-08 16:43:26 UTC

Holy shit ICE just blew that nigga's head smoove off with a fucking grenade launcher
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2026-01-08 02:57:27 UTC

Brilliant move by Xi Jinping to make sure America is mired in its own Ukraine war so he can safely take Taiwan
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2026-01-07 23:59:55 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u @nprofile…9sp3 The finest stuff you can find in all of Sierra Leone

2026-01-07 23:57:43 UTC

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@nprofile…9sp3 I personally prefer Black Booster whisky for my baked goods
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2026-01-07 21:11:21 UTC

Are you getting it yet?
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2026-01-07 18:02:06 UTC

You can always tell a nigga is fat when they only talk about lifting weights when they work out. How about you lose some weight first before you start lifting them nigga 🤨

2026-01-07 17:30:56 UTC

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2026-01-07 03:02:43 UTC

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2026-01-07 00:19:15 UTC

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2026-01-06 20:08:44 UTC

This is many of us
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2026-01-06 04:48:44 UTC

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2026-01-06 01:43:15 UTC

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2026-01-06 00:28:11 UTC

This is the energy we're bringing into 2026
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2026-01-05 19:26:13 UTC

They programmed ChatGPT to be a nothing ever happens chud
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2026-01-05 17:29:31 UTC

Am I out of touch? No it’s the entire white race who is wrong.
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2026-01-04 00:59:07 UTC

Once you've played EU5 you'll never stop wanting to beat noblemen to death with your bare hands

2026-01-04 00:30:41 UTC

Pulling out the phrenology calipers on the first date

2026-01-03 18:20:05 UTC

I’m calling for immediate regime change of my local McDonald’s, the service is terrible 🥀😔

2026-01-03 02:52:04 UTC

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2026-01-03 01:51:19 UTC

@nprofile…72fv
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2025-12-31 21:29:38 UTC

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2025-12-27 02:31:04 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk @nprofile…3v2n The people of Greenland cry out for freedom from their Danish oppressors

2025-12-26 01:13:20 UTC

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@nprofile…ydzq we’ll see about there being “no handouts” when I squat in his house while he’s on vacation in Mexico 😈🙏

2025-12-25 23:34:06 UTC

Can finally decipher the club nigeria emojis on my beautiful new 4k monitor I got for Christmas

2025-12-25 23:28:39 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x this is huge…

2025-12-25 20:43:00 UTC

Merry Christmas friends :comfyheart:

2025-12-24 21:14:10 UTC

John 500 Internal Server Error Soul

2025-12-24 01:07:05 UTC

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@nprofile…ryqs They will always be Americans in my heart no matter what :comfyheart:

2025-12-24 00:38:19 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra I’m pretty sure they think now that NZ is on its own plate too

2025-12-24 00:34:20 UTC

Did you guys know that half of Japan is on the North American Plate?
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2025-12-23 21:24:07 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x I don't really mind traffic that much I just get stressed out about the guy behind me getting roadrage at me after the 5th light cycle for me not running the red-light despite the 8 cars ahead of me.

2025-12-23 00:13:55 UTC

Can we bring back zounds?

2025-12-22 03:11:04 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk What if it was called New Pork City instead of New York City

2025-12-21 02:17:17 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x You gotta run it from the browser homie

2025-12-21 02:06:56 UTC

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@nprofile…ryqs >he doesn't say what the insults are

2025-12-20 20:01:33 UTC

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@nprofile…c0xd @nprofile…c76x Yeah I personally just do Brave on linux and Safari on my Apple stuff

2025-12-20 19:53:15 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x I actually tried the Mac version and it was really good. I'll have to give the iOS version a try

2025-12-20 17:41:08 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x Yeah they've fucked up the keyboard, selection, and autocorrect beyond belief. I don't have trouble with akkoma crashing but I *always* have to load the page twice. First one the page is completely blank, then I refresh and everything loads in.

2025-12-20 17:38:36 UTC

One of the weirdest parts of the ruling ideology is how they've begun to cover-up and hide the danger of dangerous wild animals like venomous snakes, or reintroducing wolves into populated areas. Its become surprisingly difficult to find any decent info on venomous snake species. Sometimes you'll find where they'll remove any reference to a certain snake being venomous at all. The official reason being that publicising this information will lead to the species being hunted and removed.

2025-12-20 17:24:40 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x Pretty sure they force all browsers on iOS to be built on webkit

2025-12-20 16:47:36 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 Pretty hard to find non-smart tv's these days

2025-12-20 04:15:54 UTC

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@nprofile…ryqs Why has he not been extradited to New York?

2025-12-19 17:01:08 UTC

They be eating kidney scones in Britain

2025-12-19 04:55:33 UTC

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@nprofile…2qfh They haven't talked about it much but they're going to rename Dulles International Airport to Trump International

2025-12-18 18:35:24 UTC

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@nprofile…tj3s The food your flame atronach wife cooks you

2025-12-17 23:33:51 UTC

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@nprofile…kt66 Mmm yes very pious thank you

2025-12-17 23:31:29 UTC

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2025-12-17 20:47:14 UTC

Imagine Trump just announces war with Russia instead
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2025-12-17 05:55:41 UTC

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2025-12-17 03:12:35 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 They're invading Venezuela for the chips

2025-12-17 03:08:11 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 No crazy war please only peace

2025-12-17 01:10:21 UTC

They got Chinese scientists on twitter doing fluid simulations of the flooding that's caused by the pole shifts

2025-12-15 20:37:13 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 I think southerners would like this a lot

2025-12-15 20:34:27 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 >sweet potato and cocoa
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2025-12-15 19:30:16 UTC

There's no way FOSS is significantly less Indian than the big tech companies right?

2025-12-14 23:52:21 UTC

How do I shiny hunt Latinas?

2025-12-14 17:27:25 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 He really needs to just flee to Russia or Cuba already. Its become so embarrassing and hard to watch. He's not even a cool dictator, its just sad.

2025-12-14 16:58:16 UTC

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@nprofile…3mnz he somehow managed to claim the illustrious honor of worst Joe Rogan episode of all time. Terribly obnoxious individual. Also I’m very curious how he survived the downfall of the Mubarak regime.

2025-12-14 16:03:13 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 @nprofile…3wwf good lord that’s sweet

2025-12-14 00:12:04 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra I said it like that as a joke one time and was on the receiving end of this

2025-12-13 04:49:14 UTC

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@nprofile…yxtg @nprofile…t390 but I don't have to endure a year of diarrhea because I'm not lactose intolerant

2025-12-13 04:46:35 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 TRVE latinx people are lactose intolerant

2025-12-13 04:42:07 UTC

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@nprofile…t390 Yes but you're going to have to hand over your latinx card if you do

2025-12-12 22:59:28 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk A lot of people forget that Greece is rightful Shqigyptian clay
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2025-12-12 22:38:47 UTC

Was Muhammad Ali history's greatest Albanian?
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2025-12-12 22:27:56 UTC

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2025-12-12 18:54:28 UTC

I have literally never encountered a Somalian in the US of A

2025-12-12 16:37:35 UTC

They should invent a doughnut shop that's open past 11

2025-12-12 04:04:14 UTC

Trump brought back privateering and you're blackpilling?
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2025-12-11 06:01:02 UTC

Do you guys think @nprofile…v79e is actually from Kazakhstan?

2025-12-11 00:23:16 UTC

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2025-12-10 23:07:12 UTC

Guy who waits a few seconds before liking a new post so people don't think he's addicted to fedi

2025-12-10 19:43:19 UTC

My gift to all of you this Christmas will be getting my Covid booster vaccine

2025-12-10 18:30:33 UTC

Cambodia will defeat Thailand through the power of sheer retard strength

2025-12-10 16:47:04 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x @nprofile…wx9a
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2025-12-10 04:06:17 UTC

Just got off the phone with Delta, and it sounds like they've lost your luggage. They're all out of your luggage.

2025-12-09 00:25:16 UTC

We gotta kill wertimer

2025-12-08 18:09:53 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk DO NOT LET THE SUN SET ON YOU IN WHOVILLE, GRINCH

2025-12-08 17:38:53 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk Libertarianism is very Luciferian-coded. Makes sense.

2025-12-08 00:35:31 UTC

You guys member the McDonald's cinnamelt?

2025-12-05 19:51:01 UTC

Black TFR has now fallen below White TFR
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2025-12-05 18:42:09 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk tuvix nood muhfugga

2025-12-04 21:10:05 UTC

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@nprofile…vssr do the employim have souls?

2025-12-04 04:05:21 UTC

My millennial house slaves won't stop singing their fucking stomp, hey, clap slave ballads. It's driving me crazy.

2025-12-03 00:05:51 UTC

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@nprofile…ecjk Who?

2025-12-02 21:10:32 UTC

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@nprofile…3v2n @nprofile…ecjk I bet you could find a French teaching job there, and also I have seen a *few* that don't require you to be from the Anglosphere

2025-12-01 17:05:19 UTC

So who got the painting? 🧐