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The Mad Hatterpillar is top tier. https://npub1g9ym6t98cz9tvvsac865zak83txjjhd2yqcdegzwsqg2mxfww9xs8fy05t.blossom.band/57bf6d1d7e8718430b26a9127260e9941eedd4cb67243f75aa4d49dc8772349a.jpg

2026-05-13 18:19:06 CEST

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Good luck, Rusty!

2026-05-11 18:41:01 CEST

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Love that great and very sad song. Thanks!

2026-05-07 13:48:53 CEST

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They're even worse than web page alert(), because they always disappear before you finished reading them.

2026-04-30 11:37:36 CEST

Why do I always run out of USB sticks?
There's this mythical planet of single socks, but the planet of USB sticks eats the sock planet for breakfast.

2026-04-23 09:25:00 CEST

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Morr'n

2026-04-21 19:06:30 CEST

If web browser runs smoothly, make sure to check your VPN.

2026-04-12 21:47:57 CEST

Don't bring her flowers. Clean the windows.

2026-03-29 08:23:12 CEST

WORD5 #541 3/6* (Hard Mode)
🟪⬛⬛⬛🟪
🟪⬛🟧⬛🟪
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https://otherstuff.ai/word5/
Nice symmetry

2026-03-28 11:23:26 CET

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2026-03-25 20:21:05 CET

WORD5 #537 4/6
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⬛⬛🟧🟪⬛
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https://word5.otherstuff.ai

2026-03-24 07:45:17 CET

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Got lucky on try 5
WORD5 #536 5/6
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https://word5.otherstuff.ai

2026-02-16 17:35:25 CET

@kukks mutinynet.arkade.sh is down. 502 "Bad gateway". Just a friendly notif.

2026-02-09 14:42:15 CET

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#nevent1q…56wm

2026-02-09 14:35:36 CET

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Great! I'd add LNbits to the list. I had issues connecting Zeus to my LNbits instance. So I think interop testing can be very valuable.

2026-01-16 07:04:07 CET

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Yeah, great mute list, thanks!

2025-12-20 00:07:22 CET

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Engelbert Humperdinck

2025-12-20 00:06:38 CET

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Olivia Newton-John

2025-12-19 19:46:47 CET

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Marty Robbins

2025-12-19 19:14:18 CET

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Elvis 45 RPM

2025-12-19 18:59:32 CET

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Freddy Fender

2025-12-19 18:53:45 CET

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Linda Martejj

2025-12-19 18:42:54 CET

Elvis+country night with friends is +++. Currently playing early Waylon. Anne Murray, Tom T. Hall, and the likes are in high Demand. Fucking legends.

2025-12-09 06:59:29 CET

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Probably the best piece of software ever to come out of Microsoft. Great game!

2025-11-10 22:57:46 CET

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Nice, not to mention @nprofile…wmd3!

2025-10-25 10:05:33 CEST

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> They are not public records.
Because they don't have that information. When you sell btc, you tell them how many you sold, at what price you sold, and what your gain was. You don't have to report holdings at any point.

2025-10-25 09:33:08 CEST

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Swede here. You can't look up people's btc holdings in Sweden. They are not public records. You can, however lookup people's reported capital gains. But I don't think you can see how those gains were made.

2025-10-22 13:04:50 CEST

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The second best thing about it is the name! It's super spot-on. Stay safe, kids!

2025-09-15 20:33:46 CEST

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I can think of worse: Eternal life.

2025-09-07 17:48:24 CEST

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Ok thanks. Have you been running NWC from Zeus to LNbits successfully?

2025-09-06 11:19:49 CEST

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Oh and NWC works fine from @nprofile…s8dt to the same LNbits server.

2025-09-06 09:27:19 CEST

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Ok, but is there a way to get logging from zaus?
I already run lndhub+zeus, but want to experiment with NWÇ.

2025-09-06 07:41:54 CEST

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I run mail-in-a-box, which includes a DNS server. Highly recommend! I run it on a VPS at @nprofile…cfpl , paid for using lightning. I think this vaguely fits your description.
https://mailinabox.email/

2025-09-05 22:02:11 CEST

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Messed up the @nprofile…up0r handle. But here it is.

2025-09-05 21:59:26 CEST

nostr:nprofile1qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdshszxthwden5te0ve5kzar2v9nzumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpzamhxue69uhkzarvv9ejumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsz8thwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuetj9eek7cmfv9kz7qg6waehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmd9uq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwd4hhxarj9ec82c30qyfhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnxxaazu6t09uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny9uqzqdxj75n57x2clnfvkfrrm2l2mhu2y8uy4njzg8dg3qprhuzueqy42q66z9I'm trying to connect with NWC from zeus v0.11.3 to my lnbits node. Zeus says "Error connecting to your node". The debug log in lnbits says:
2025-09-05 21:29:28.90 | INFO | New websocket connection at: '/api/v1/relay'
2025-09-05 21:29:28.91 | INFO | 185.195.236.83:0 - "WebSocket /nostrclient/api/v1/relay" [accepted]
2025-09-05 21:29:28.91 | INFO | connection open
2025-09-05 21:29:28.95 | INFO | New subscription: 'sub:1'
2025-09-05 21:29:29.26 | INFO | Closing subscription: 'SWVMA2reKjcKdn9mDKY2km'.
2025-09-05 21:29:29.26 | INFO |
Unsubscribe from 'SWVMA2reKjcKdn9mDKY2km'.
Original id: 'sub:1.'
It seems zeus unsubscribes, why is that? Can I get logs from zeus to see its side of the quarrel. Or do you have any other hints?

2025-09-04 23:55:28 CEST

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Apparently the lightning is a British fighter jet featuring Rolls Royce "Avon" engines (hence the "author's" name. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Electric_Lightning

2025-08-31 13:02:09 CEST

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Ah: "I is four o'clock?"

2025-08-31 13:00:29 CEST

#asknostr plz explain. I don't get this.
#nevent1q…4svs

2025-08-29 14:17:19 CEST

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Thanks @nprofile…k7fe! I'm writing this reply from Amethyst 1.02.1. Problem solved!

2025-08-28 20:09:27 CEST

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I'm pretty sure I was on v1.00.5 before I upgraded to 1.01.0.

2025-08-28 16:09:24 CEST

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On OnePlus 9T stock OS, and running amber.

2025-08-28 15:58:26 CEST

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Reinstalled amethyst, logged in with amber (approved "basic permissions"), then crash and same issue if I reopen the app.

2025-08-28 13:18:52 CEST

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So not sure

2025-08-28 13:18:37 CEST

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Installed through zapstore.

2025-08-28 13:16:47 CEST

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It started crashing right after upgrade from <some recent earlier version>

2025-08-28 13:14:57 CEST

@npub1gcx…nj5z Amethyst 1.01.0 keeps crashing on startup. Anything I can do besides reinstall app?

2025-08-02 21:24:59 CEST

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Haha, good luck with that. I smoked since I was 13, but quit at 21. Kept smoking a bit at parties. No chance of getting hooked again since cigarettes are so disgusting.
Pipe is best though. It can even be tasty, and you appear more masculine.

2025-07-29 14:27:57 CEST

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The block weight limit is the spam filter.

2025-07-22 16:42:28 CEST

My ride this week https://image.nostr.build/cd8ade7ce8b26c0f566f5c9c59ed52edd8eb8aa3a250a9940c66447aa82fed45.jpg

2025-07-20 22:42:48 CEST

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Yep, they walk freely. Maybe something smaller than a fox, for example mink?

2025-07-20 22:34:43 CEST

Sad! 9 left. What took it? Wouldn't a fox have brought its prey home? This is southern Sweden. https://image.nostr.build/87ba7bf3d54edf6e6f1869fe79f5c5aae11764f55f0817f238990d0ec1ce4685.jpg

2025-07-07 19:17:15 CEST

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As if I had a choice....

2025-07-05 21:36:21 CEST

@nprofile…tdq0 the Bitrefill app version 4.2.0 won't install due to a hash mismatch.
https://image.nostr.build/2ddbd765935b6c8ff2c43f27a65dc17f633b51b1a1786c90c74d439e60ec3bbc.jpg

2025-05-14 20:13:32 CEST

Meanwhile on X https://image.nostr.build/75251a1e6238eab980de5887cfd4df0bd83b9c3ca0af229ef103b63ba7f9c7f8.png
@npub1cev…etlq

2025-05-09 20:46:29 CEST

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And blocks should be called transactions, and transactions should be called statements, transfers, or ... jpegs.

2025-05-09 14:47:24 CEST

The block weight limit is the spam filter.

2025-05-08 17:38:15 CEST

I think the notion that the blockchain is Bitcoin's database is wrong.
* the UTXO set is the database
* the blocks take the database from one consistent state to the next.
* the blocks are needed only by newly started nodes to recreate the database.
In this context,
* OP_RETURN is not bloating the database as it never enters it.
* Encoding data in non-OP_RETURN outputs does bloat the database.
Switching what you call "the database" doesn't change the problem with bloat, but maybe the perspective changes a little bit.

2025-05-07 16:51:38 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/017a7685fe88786153278185aae07c02b58314c704015514998178072f7436dd.png

2025-05-07 12:16:41 CEST

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"1000x overpayment" - based on a true story.

2025-05-07 10:55:59 CEST

Who can argue against "Induced Atmospheric Vibration"?
Boss: You made 1000x fee overpayment. What the fuck, Kalle!!!
Me: IAV!
Boss:
#nevent1q…5gru

2025-04-20 14:04:15 CEST

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Are you Begging again? Is it really that bad, Knut?

2025-04-19 22:46:47 CEST

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@nprofile…rm9g that's amazing. I love the outdoor setting often used in bluegrass. Rugged, skilled, no bullshit music.

2025-04-13 11:54:37 CEST

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#asknostr

2025-04-13 11:53:24 CEST

How do people manage their relay list(s)?
I find myself unwillingly replacing my published relay list when trying out new nostr apps. Ex: I normally use Amethyst, but tested YakiHonne and edited its default relay list (added my outbox relay). This caused Amethyst to start using the yakihonne default list.
Should I stop publishing my relay list, or maybe only publish the "greatest common list"? Is there wide support for that?
Lots of Qs, but I'm confused.

2025-04-11 16:39:41 CEST

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If I get zapped 1000 sats on this note I'll respond with a tasteful semi-nude of me with the t-shirt. Yes, I'm that cheap.

2025-04-11 16:28:05 CEST

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Boom!

2025-04-09 07:04:13 CEST

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Nailed it!

2025-04-08 21:22:40 CEST

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Haha, no worries, dear! I don't mind being mistaken for a rock star!

2025-04-08 21:15:19 CEST

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Ok, so @nprofile…q70e is it ok if I zap you? Was it 33333 sats?

2025-04-08 20:25:46 CEST

Who sold the t-shirts at Nostrville 2..0? I have a failed lightning invoice for it. I want to make them whole.
@nprofile…rnlp @nprofile…n70k @nprofile…hfll

2025-04-06 16:30:25 CEST

Nice to the woods sometimes. Even got company. https://image.nostr.build/4b2e02f48e85d349b2187201a241fce11a8b4246a1e76658a411351f69d4f45b.jpg

2025-03-24 21:37:32 CET

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I used it because someone snatched my namecoin domains after expiry and left a bitmessage address associated with the names. I contacted him and he agreed to atomically swap the names back to me for X NMC. It worked and I had fun. But now my names are gone again...

2025-03-16 19:56:28 CET

What bip39-compatible onchain wallets for iphone would you recommend?
Asking for a friend

2025-03-01 13:55:19 CET

@nprofile…k730 intervjuad av Svenska BTCX om hennes arbete med Svenska Bitcoinföreningen och Bitcoinsymposium 2025 (15-16 mars)
https://bt.cx/sv/nyheter/2025/02/19/BTCX-m%C3%B6ter-ordf%C3%B6rande-f%C3%B6r-bitcoinf%C3%B6reningen/
https://www.bitcoinforeningen.se/symposium-2025/

2025-02-26 15:30:17 CET

Japp, missa inte detta sköna årliga event.
Bitcoinsymposium 2025, 15-16 mars.
#nevent1q…k06x

2025-02-24 16:57:05 CET

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Thank you, thankyouverymuch!

2025-02-19 09:21:50 CET

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Mine Sweeper is one of the best games ever. I got pretty skilled at it too. Microsoft is not all bad. Certainly not back in the win 3.11 days.

2025-02-19 07:55:39 CET

GM. Whipcream and orange for breakfast today. https://image.nostr.build/020ffafb8aba4d203392137957f9d09601db9ed49ec2ad995424c32ea5d3f5f4.jpg

2025-02-16 08:36:03 CET

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That's fantastic. Thanks for all the work you and everyone else put into this. I'm a long time uaer and a big fan of this project.
(Also proud to be somewhere, albeit tiny, in that video https://github.com/lnbits/lnbits/pulls?q=is%3Apr+author%3Akallerosenbaum+is%3Aclosed)

2025-02-16 07:24:33 CET

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Ok, my bad
#nevent1q…hs6p

2025-02-16 07:20:05 CET

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I stand corrected! My note was based on old experiences, not new research.
Seema most wallets offer to hide the balance nowadays.
Thanks everyone for your responses.
#nevent1q…ma27

2025-02-15 14:43:50 CET

Most Bitcoin wallets suffer from the same design flaw: Showning the balance in big fat digits on the main screen.
Blur it, hide it behind a button, or whatever. Just don't write it right onto everyone's face.
What wallets can hide it? I know @npub1xnf…lpr5 can.

2025-02-12 17:54:10 CET

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GM! Is that through redefinition of OP_NOP or OP_SUCCESS?

2025-02-03 06:57:03 CET

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Ok, that worked, thamks. But yesterday there were no upgrade for zapstore. It seemed like 0.2.0 was the latest version then.

2025-02-02 22:20:37 CET

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Ehm, maybe it's @nprofile…54gu I should ping instead of @nprofile…4ph5?

2025-02-02 19:51:00 CET

Not sure if this is olas ( @nprofile…4ph5), @nprofile…tdq0, or me doing something wrong, but zapstore complains about certificate verification issue. Plz help. https://image.nostr.build/53ff9c8e08dfa20eac91e06074fbf97c1743c8a923172b8a5ed758a33fa04981.jpg

2025-01-17 17:21:38 CET

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This got me thinking of a prank, where you send many small fiat amounts to someone you love and make each message one row of ascii art dick. Dick picks over bank statements.

2025-01-12 17:01:22 CET

Spectacular moon this night. GN. https://image.nostr.build/b8c26a417498d81db782ea9803a76e822810dca93181c3bd25ac896665bf74b0.jpg

2024-12-15 16:48:40 CET

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I'm on zapstore 0.1.8

2024-12-15 16:47:37 CET

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Thanks for the hints. I got it working again. However...
I uninstalled Fountain, which was installed though another app store, and then went back to zapstore, searched for "fountain" and got hit by this message: https://image.nostr.build/bfb0146965218f7d9cbfccc0f769faed271b52ac3011ef11dbfde523c08414c7.jpg
This looks like a pretty bad error. What do I do?

2024-12-14 20:38:00 CET

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Oh, a force stop allowed me to see stuff normally again, but now I'm back to the never ending spinner on the install button. https://image.nostr.build/22f7b3aeeb15fadba0effeb18e28134704f11762333fd82ea83ad2d2d7303415.jpg

2024-12-14 20:34:28 CET

@npub10r8…t2p8 I upgraded 0.1.5 -> 0.1.7 and I had issues with never ending spinner on buttons so couldn't install/update apps. I deleted cache, but nothing changed. Then I deleted all app data and restarted the app. Now I see nothing but the spinner for 20 minutes or so. What can I do to get out of my misery? https://image.nostr.build/1e3b30a77461c93f3d6e13e85ff0390c0dc9022d63c914dd94f1f7f3dee45ee5.jpg

2024-11-08 22:27:51 CET

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Thanks! Likewise, I had a great night!

2024-11-06 15:40:31 CET

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Hey! Nice to meet you yesterday. Let's catch up at nostrville tonight.

2024-10-15 18:59:22 CEST

This chicken was massive. 3 kg https://image.nostr.build/e61aa3f71ccb2674610c6e18b50c2b3b9a687a317e7d4c995581c09251d97405.jpg

2024-10-14 18:25:27 CEST

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Thanks @nprofile…nevq! Nostr needs more price talk. My take: the 100 year candle will be green! Very green..
#nevent1q…hz3f

2024-10-13 19:43:34 CEST

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Ping me here when you request to create a new translation, I'm not being notified by transifex.
Review is tough. Either we yolo and just merge it, or we find some volunteer to review.