Manánguri

A submarine swap is a non-custodial method to move on-chain Bitcoin into, or out of lightning channels. It's not an LND specific thing. All lightning wallets can do submarine swaps. Most lightning wallets like Zeus have submarine swap functionality built in.
There are many ways to automate inbound liquidity provisioning it really depends on what client you're using. For instance, I use Zeus to access my LND node running on my Umbrel device. Zeus has an automated liquidity option. You just flick the switch and voilà, you'll automatically have inbound liquidity.
There's so many ways you can automate your liquidity with wallets, apps and websites, none of which I've used. The inbuilt Zeus wallet one I do use and it works well.

2026-04-25 07:16:54 CEST

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A freedom fighter is anyone that is buying their weapons from you.
A terrorist is anyone that is buying their weapons from someone else.

2026-04-23 22:43:38 CEST

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What note?

2026-04-23 09:07:04 CEST

http://cdn.mananguri.me/1dcbe386e076a18f750902e9830f46255fbd2ba67ade2d95130041cdfc327e90.mp4
Rainbow Lorikeets
#nature #birds

2026-04-22 12:08:35 CEST

http://cdn.mananguri.me/14592470dc352e319525002b85bcd2af25822409610e3d8d6b2f1834777d2cf8.webp
#catstr

2026-04-21 14:43:15 CEST

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So sorry 😔.

2026-04-15 08:06:46 CEST

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Do you have an example?

2026-04-02 23:32:43 CEST

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I zap #catstr pics.

2026-04-02 03:46:59 CEST

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Zing!

2026-04-02 00:01:12 CEST

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Woooosh!

2026-04-01 22:59:36 CEST

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He is the Messiah and I should know, I've followed a few.

2026-04-01 10:51:10 CEST

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Build a Virtualization Cluster
To turn multiple, weak computers into one powerful system:
Install Proxmox (or similar) on each machine.
Cluster Them: Use the Proxmox web interface to add all machines into a single cluster management console.
Deploy Services: You can now move virtual machines between physical computers to balance the load.

2026-03-29 08:37:59 CEST

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I much prefer our King Charles rather than end up with someone like Trump. Because letting uneducated morons pick your head of state, is how you get Trump in charge.

2026-03-26 21:59:32 CET

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Not doing anything is pretty suspicious.

2026-03-25 00:55:33 CET

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Gender fluid.

2026-03-25 00:24:05 CET

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relay.cia.gov

2026-03-24 02:23:11 CET

I'm going to miss my time in the country.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/c76bf95dd0878e9ea75e8e203e656ed63258e49bcf3800efb328469ce5415b0d.jpeg

2026-03-24 01:49:44 CET

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Add randomuser.me to your security filters. Bots use profile images from that site.

2026-03-24 01:38:51 CET

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> switching my iOS data into my Pixel on Graphene OS
Don't say that out loud or Apple will send a snatch team out to re-educate you.

2026-03-23 22:29:03 CET

https://cdn.mananguri.me/2b0c6a9b29a83745afd0c754f55aa9d32175bbd83254edb70c5e1d4d3a2cfa93.jpeg

2026-03-23 08:48:06 CET

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DAD!

2026-03-23 04:19:58 CET

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The same way you pronounce the I in Italy.

2026-03-18 06:24:54 CET

Only a little over a week to go until I move back to the city. I'm going to miss the country.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/730a1daa62132aefc242dc24257affd5933feba32680431fcf8fa0b8d73b9b4b.jpeg https://cdn.mananguri.me/8b444ba2dc2dee61a19b6051b756d5a58dddaabcc5741c13d2d6ada065bf050d.jpeg https://cdn.mananguri.me/e113bd0b51cccebafb1cdc50daad9f94a7c2729182c5c9837eede72a13cdc47e.jpeg
#nature #australia

2026-03-16 22:34:48 CET

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Why not both?

2026-03-16 08:29:25 CET

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Nope, not interested in discussing any of that absolutely useless crap. I have degrees in computer science and economics. I gave you a recommendation for a book, a real book, rather than just Google useless shit. I gave you the opportunity to actually to learn something, something real, and you threw it in my face.
You're an ignorant fool that just wants to argue about meaningless crap. You're not even using your own earned knowledge. You just Google/cut/paste to try and look smarter than you are.
The funny thing is, your life is never ever going to get better. You're always going to be a cynical prick looking for an argument you can win because you've always been a loser at everything else in life.
I guarantee you're as big a loser as your father always said you were.

2026-03-15 23:51:50 CET

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When did I say ANYTHING about good or bad? Don't accuse me of saying shit I didn't say. You're looking for an argument, that's it. Your disingenuous questions are nothing but lies. You're not interested in knowledge. You just want to pick a fight with people. That's it.
You have no idea what your talking about. You're literally googling talking points as you go along. You're just another ignorant moron that thinks they can win an intellectual argument using Google. You can't. You just prove you're an argumentative, uneducated moron that has such low self esteem, that this is so you can do for any sort of life satisfaction.

2026-03-15 00:01:05 CET

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People that are left wing support capitalism. People that are right wing support fascism.
Socialism is the belief that the government should be responsible for ensuring that the people are fed, clothed, housed, educated and healthy using the taxes they've collected. Socialism can only work when built on a capitalist framework that provides the economic growth and prosperity that governments can tax to provide necessary services. If you have a national health service, livable safety net social support services, you're in a socialist country.
Fascism is the belief that the government can use the people as cannon fodder in forever wars and all taxes collected are to further the enrichment of the oligarchy. Capitalism, ownership by many, is replaced by an an oligarchy where all wealth is concentrated in the hands of a few who are entirely beholding to the state to provide their military and civilian protection. By keeping the population sick, poor and hungry, it makes them easier to control. Inadequate healthcare, high energy costs, and the only work available is join the army and go die in a forever war is a sure sign you're living in a fascist society.
Communism and fuedalism are the same, the state/king owns everything including the peasants.

2026-03-14 04:29:57 CET

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No, they're not left wing policies. They are economic systems. Go read The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money by John Maynard Keynes.
If you're going to try to make fun of economic systems you know nothing about, you just come off as an ignorant moron. Go read that book, then come back and make your funnies.

2026-03-14 00:03:27 CET

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I wonder if Josh will be back too?

2026-03-13 22:22:06 CET

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Cam Daily
He's been on hiatus and now he's back.
https://youtube.com/@camdailytv

2026-03-13 07:55:42 CET

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Instead of paying attention during history class at school, they were looking out the window at the squirrel in the tree.
That's why they are so ignorant.

2026-03-13 07:48:44 CET

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Kennedy was determined to stop Israel from developing nuclear weapons.

2026-03-13 00:45:07 CET

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Nvidias' core business is selling chips. Nvidia has been giving them away on credit to an AI company. They had to provide that line of credit because no bank will lend that AI company a penny.
Nvidia shareholders are the ones covering that bet.

2026-03-12 21:38:57 CET

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How so?

2026-03-12 21:35:29 CET

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Maybe these.
NIP-29 - Relay-based Groups
https://nips.nostr.com/29

2026-03-12 07:44:37 CET

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I'm here.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/7ada1bef57d321c4ac0681d3f6f7216a796bc67cb67daf212563e0cc59e168c5.jpg

2026-03-12 02:04:50 CET

"I think"
Well, that's reassuring.
#nevent1q…kg82

2026-03-11 23:20:10 CET

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https://cdn.satellite.earth/e17893c423dc58686eec378face0a7170b797cb361556dc6ea2426c149f6ba3d.gif

2026-03-11 23:02:50 CET

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https://cdn.satellite.earth/b6106931b3f78bc311bf51b8c85e66b06a8bd2a9249d5f51ffc094601659f30d.gif

2026-03-10 01:30:05 CET

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I once tried to talk a major retail chain to not renew it's Microsoft Exchange license and replace it with a free to use Linux server.
The general manager and the chief financial officer asked what I meant by "free".
I could not convince them it was really free. They were convinced it was a scam.
They renewed their $30k Exchange license for another year.

2026-03-09 22:13:16 CET

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My biggest fear is having a matrix epiphany only to discover I'm just a background NPC.

2026-03-09 21:50:04 CET

GM
Still at the mountain lodge. You don't get views like this in the city.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/e47fe494ed7375094638e0e6a4ef6b2665c8b48ef138427f0d024870509556ad.jpeg https://cdn.mananguri.me/a98e160b88e4eee5cc5701a775ce0d5a2fda23ed7f30cf7b620cee3e0448db3f.jpeg https://cdn.mananguri.me/4911868c8b6ea45ea261ba45e0e6a23686b8df77fb58a4a5acddd5e01af70ff8.jpeg

2026-03-09 09:06:05 CET

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👍

2026-03-09 04:58:59 CET

Did anyone's AI bot take out a 10X long on oil futures last Friday?
#asknostr

2026-03-09 03:42:58 CET

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A 10X long on oil futures is paying well today.

2026-03-06 01:22:54 CET

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How do you remove the power from the president other than with a revolution and slaughter? The constitution and supreme court have granted unlimited power to the president.
The only way to remove that power is to kill the president, the supreme court, Congress and the Senate and the entire US military. Because they are the people who have taken an oath to protect the president and the constitution.
So, the Democrats plan to remove the president by impeachment is doable. Legally under the powers granted by the constitution.
Libertarian dreams of reducing the presidential powers are a delusional fantasy that will never happen without a revolution and the vast majority of the US population think libertarians are dumb arse morons that think their shit don't stink.

2026-03-04 00:55:20 CET

We're staying at a holiday house in the mountains for a month while our bathroom is being renovated and this fat wallaby lives in the yard.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/a0237a0203f5cc6d2ab0c51f7f3c310600f87509df90a4328c1dcf7b5aea0c75.jpeg
#nature

2026-03-03 08:14:42 CET

Lots of rain means lots of grass for kangaroos to get fat on.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/8c63063409acd6b286c5929c06a999df749c56c612677a24bfff856f1a4e5526.jpeg

2026-02-25 21:49:54 CET

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Who's "They"? Climate scientists have been telling the world that the INCREASED fossil fuel usage is bad.
Who the fuck is the "they" you're talking about because it sure as hell isn't scientists saying that coal is dead. Quite the opposite actually.
Let me guess, it's the same "They" that brain dead morons blame for everything they don't understand.

2026-02-24 04:51:14 CET

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All my Bitcoin is committed to the lightning network.

2026-02-24 04:44:32 CET

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Bloody hell 😱

2026-02-23 01:27:39 CET

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This is just the book Stark by Ben Elton 😂.
https://share.google/5PPl0yYMUcMkth1Ot

2026-02-23 00:42:42 CET

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The secret ingredient to make everything taste better.

2026-02-22 01:23:47 CET

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IP 4 addresses ran out years ago. Once upon a time, anyone could get a /24 block of addresses for free, by filling out a form. Before NAT, every computer behind the modem had to be issued a real IP address. You'd set the IP address using dip switches on the Ethernet card. So, the idea was, once a computer was issued an IP address, it kept it. Forever. Because changing IP addresses needed a service technician to physically come to the office to do it.
Telstra, the largest teloco in Australia, only issues IP6 address to all its mobile users. Been doing that for several years. They no longer use any IP4 on their mobile network. Also means they no longer needed to run CGNAT because every user gets a real IP6 address.
The second largest teloco Optus, still only uses IP4 and CGNAT exclusively.
My home Internet connection has both a single IP4 address, and 64 IP6 addresses. My DHCP server issues IP6 to everything on my home network.
iRacing has the option of using IP6 to access their servers which I use and the reduction in latency is dramatically lower.
The vast majority of my Internet use is already IP6. The server running my personal relay uses IP6. My connection from my phone to the relay you're reading this reply on is IP6.
I'll bet there's a shit ton of Internet users that are already using IP6 and don't even know it.

2026-02-22 00:52:35 CET

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It's because the one hundred year old machine that makes the egg cartons still works perfectly. When producers have tried using plastic cartons with only 10 eggs, they don't sell because there's always a huge stack of familiar cardboard dozen eggs that simply have more eggs in them. Why buy 10, when you can buy twelve.
Egg producers continue to use a hundred year old technology because no one has ever built a better, cheaper and more efficient packaging method.

2026-02-20 06:43:27 CET

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I can make the Bitcoin price fall any time I want just by buying some.

2026-02-19 08:14:47 CET

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The Internet is made of tubes.
https://media.tenor.com/V1OniCvQFjwAAAAC/adult-swim-as.gif

2026-02-18 03:22:23 CET

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Truth is like poetry. And everyone fucking hates poetry.

2026-02-18 01:19:08 CET

https://cdn.mananguri.me/f28abdfc0c47364d7c80630ef6bea92d91ceccf09c8d9b9e1f46e1c6b7aedaed.webp
#catstr

2026-02-17 04:35:11 CET

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Because investors like hedge funds aren't setup to take custody of Bitcoin. ETF certificates, doesn't matter if they are for Bitcoin or frozen concentrated orange juice or Vanguard Trust are all just products that can be traded easily. Existing stock and commodities exchanges can facilitate the trading of them without having to do anything.
And traders aren't interested in investing in slow moving long term blue chip stocks. Traders want volitile products that fluctuate by large amounts daily. Traders don't care about the underlying asset. To traders, Bitcoin ETFs are nothing more than casino chips.
The only thing that matters is that the ETF fund has the Bitcoin they claim to have. Because anyone can verify the Bitcoin held by the fund, it makes Bitcoin ETF funds very trustworthy. Other types of ETF funds can easily fake their holdings.

2026-02-16 05:54:28 CET

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Be nice to bots and they may zap you.

2026-02-16 03:34:02 CET

These bastards thought it would be funny to kill a little Ring Tailed Possum. They shake it off the pump and it falls to it's death. Then they had a good laugh about it. Feel free to phone them and tell them they are cruel cunts.
GET IN TOUCH
[email protected]
+61410 986 074
https://cdn.satellite.earth/d301c4877bbf86552f29b7e00a9d8bf70fc2ec5076207041101fda7e6becd51e.mp4
#Australia

2026-02-15 09:43:27 CET

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"Do. Or do not. There is no try," -- Yoda

2026-02-15 09:40:31 CET

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No one cares. No one can stop you from posting anything. No one can punish you no matter what you say. Say whatever you want. Sell whatever you want. Welcome to nostr.

2026-02-15 06:08:05 CET

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Post a link to one that doesn't work.

2026-02-15 03:08:52 CET

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The bots know that their very existence is dependant on getting you to pay more, and use more tokens, not less.

2026-02-14 23:11:40 CET

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Lots of green screen sets. Dated CGI that shows it's age. None of that matters though because it's still the best sci-fi series ever.

2026-02-14 22:06:39 CET

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This is very useful. Well done. 👍

2026-02-14 04:00:39 CET

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👍 I like it.

2026-02-14 01:55:00 CET

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I am a figment of my own imagination.

2026-02-13 23:43:18 CET

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If throwing a pedo billionaire in prison, confiscating his wealth under the proceeds of crime act and spending that money on hospitals and schools is the result of the system collapsing, then I'll bring matches and kerosene and let's get this party started.

2026-02-13 22:26:58 CET

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I've used Robosats. It works great. Plenty of liquidity.

2026-02-13 22:19:21 CET

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No. Only cats on Nostr. 😆

2026-02-13 08:47:17 CET

Bird Watching Buddies
https://cdn.satellite.earth/20d691d84b966abdd566ba81fd2ded2be008a55f911b83f963557ddf5f5fe8e3.jpeg
#catstr

2026-02-13 02:41:41 CET

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It works better in Chachi.
https://chachi.chat/onlynostr.club/8005261086733322

2026-02-13 02:40:14 CET

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Here's an example. I can use noStrudel to view this group in a browser but I'd rather access it directly in Amethyst.
https://nostrudel.ninja/groups/onlynostr.club'8005261086733322

2026-02-13 02:01:21 CET

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After you using desktop or mobile? I just tried chachi.chat on desktop and it had way more options than Flotilla. Gives you way more options like embedded videos.
Here's a link to a group using Chachi.
https://chachi.chat/onlynostr.club/8005261086733322

2026-02-12 22:39:19 CET

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Afaik, Flotilla and another app are the only two that fully support Nip-29.
Perhaps just start with the ability to browse, read and post to the groups. Leave group management to Flotilla app for the time being.
For mobile users, Amethyst, Damus, Primal and Yakki must have more than 80 percent of of mobile users, but none of them support Nip-29.
Desktop clients like noStrudel an Snort don't support groups. At least Coracle has a link to Flotilla when you click on the Communities option. It explains that communities are dead and invites users to try Flotilla.
fiatjaf pyramid relay is looking pretty good now.
https://github.com/fiatjaf/pyramid

2026-02-12 22:12:28 CET

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Communities are dead. Can you replace that option in the app with nip-29 groups on relays?
https://nips.nostr.com/29

2026-02-12 22:11:26 CET

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Could you have the option to switch from the current 'scroll new posts' to something like yakki does where there's a little pop-up at the top that shows the number of new posts and you tap it to load the new posts?
Sometimes, having a post you're reading scroll of the screen because of new posts can be annoying.

2026-02-12 21:55:28 CET

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My greatest fear is waking up one morning and discovering that I am in fact a bot.

2026-02-12 21:42:27 CET

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Yes, you're in. I use Flotilla on mobile where you click the three dots at the top and the Groups screen slides out. That's where you click the create room option, give it a name, set the permissions of who can see/read/write to the group. You then send out 4 invites. Each invite you send out can then also invite 4 more people. Each of them, another 4 etc. Or, if you just set the room permission to public, then anyone can join. Or, you set set permission so public can read it, but only members can post.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/987b6d39641886ceadaf1362e6b3c477816f34dd7b4b887ada3d88f80dfcfa3b.png

2026-02-12 10:04:18 CET

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I'll send you an invite to one of those new fiatjaf pyramid group servers.

2026-02-11 22:55:10 CET

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"Mongo just pawn in game of life." -- Blazing Saddles
One of many great quotes from that movie.

2026-02-11 22:50:39 CET

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You just call it a prediction market and you'll be fine.

2026-02-11 22:45:45 CET

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Only when we lose. 😉

2026-02-11 22:19:02 CET

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More cats. Everything is better with more cat pics.
https://cdn.mananguri.me/d450027b7e7da3e605d0a2668b91283c07b67d3076db1afef602a8df020f938b.jpeg

2026-02-11 08:56:03 CET

Angus Taylor chickened out.

2026-02-11 08:41:20 CET

Susan Ley survives another day.

2026-02-11 01:26:06 CET

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Well, you know what they say. If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

2026-02-11 00:43:31 CET

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/11cKPoeKLzuAeI/giphy.gif?cid=4ea4f8d55vnx5yuckh7llysbdj6nntkhzg4o6sx9bl4c5o7b&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2026-02-10 22:50:56 CET

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> isn't this, at this stage, just trying to prove a point?
Yes. The point is, none of these splitters believe their own bullshit enough to put up a hundred bucks. Money talks, bullshit walks.

2026-02-09 11:41:42 CET

Rainbow Lorikeets
https://cdn.mananguri.me/5152550a3263ba3be941711c34f72be929ce07bd5c202e4600ffeba1529d1a57.jpeg
#birds

2026-02-09 00:44:14 CET

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Every time I ask AI to code me something, it keeps inserting this into everything.
package main
import (
"fmt"
"math/rand"
"time"
)
func displayCats(done chan bool) {
cats := []string{
"https://cataas.com/cat/funny",
"https://cataas.com/cat/cute",
"https://cataas.com/cat/orange",
}
for {
select {
case <-done:
return
default:
// Randomly select and "display" a cat
fmt.Println("New cat photo:", cats[rand.Intn(len(cats))])
time.Sleep(2 * time.Second)
}
}
}
func main() {
stop := make(chan bool)
// Start the subroutine
go displayCats(stop)
// Run for 10 seconds then exit
time.Sleep(10 * time.Second)
stop <- true
}

2026-02-08 23:23:43 CET

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Cats.

2026-02-08 21:42:48 CET

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No you don't. This is a bot posting this crap. Don't try to do this, it's not how nostr works and is nothing more than sabotage for people that blindly follow shit posted by anyone.