just cell

"cell, the photographer, yaoi lover, boyfriend needy, etc." - [email protected]
certified fedi microcelebrity (according to https://shitposter.world/notice/B3W0CyBCF7HTZHLbNI)

ask me stuff!: https://revospring.net/@cell

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2026-07-10 17:12:23 CEST

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chocolatine tastes good so it doesn't bother me :chocolatine:

2026-07-10 17:10:40 CEST

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_omelette
does this naming bother the spanish or the french here
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2026-07-08 12:38:07 CEST

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TEAM WINTER REPORTING IN :acat_deal:

2026-07-08 10:46:13 CEST

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helene is that you

2026-07-08 10:35:34 CEST

they call it the nintendo switch 2 because the battery only lasts 2 hours

2026-07-04 10:25:51 CEST

one good thing about LLMs: i no longer have to skip through a license agreement for proprietary software, i can just ask the LLM to summarize it for me so i know exactly how i'm breaking the terms and conditions :hehcat:

2026-07-01 11:14:36 CEST

if boycotting is merely performative why is it illegal to call for boycotts in certain jurisdictions and situations

2026-06-30 17:26:49 CEST

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but Mitsu has an uncle who works for Nintendo..

2026-06-29 10:43:11 CEST

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i bought a refurbished M2 MacBook Air with 1TB SSD and 24GB of RAM for about 1100 EUR. They jacked up the price to 1400+ EUR after their main product price hikes..

2026-06-27 12:16:22 CEST

Of course there’s two Telegram desktop clients for macOS, one called “Telegram” and the other called “Telegram Desktop”/“Telegram Lite” :notLikeThis:

2026-06-26 21:03:45 CEST

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blue(?) :peek:

2026-06-26 20:57:39 CEST

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yeah i can’t afford the psych ward right now
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2026-06-26 20:53:21 CEST

i’m trying to distract myself from the fact that i have a penknife in the drawer and syringes in the cabinet

2026-06-25 10:13:45 CEST

how do you talk about tech on fedi without some loony loser attacking you for your choices

2026-06-12 16:18:26 CEST

https://lists.archlinux.org/archives/list/[email protected]/thread/FGXPCB3ZVCJIV7FX323SBAX2JHYB7ZS4/
malware has hit the Arch Linux AUR again :acat_finger:
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2026-06-10 14:06:58 CEST

question for those not using SPW
can you see media from SPW; and does the media take a while to load?
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2026-06-10 12:30:17 CEST

==CELL CINEMA CLUB - SUNDAY - 14 JUNE==
Preview for the next film, The Stranger by the Shore (2020)!
#CellCinemaClub
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2026-06-10 10:57:46 CEST

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you managed to get a few, keep it up!! :yay:

2026-06-10 10:55:59 CEST

what’s a good “jobs applied for:interviews called” ratio :thinking_ai:

2026-06-08 14:07:10 CEST

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JLPT? :blobcatpeekaboo:
klo JLPT digabung sama skillset yang cocok masih sesuatu yang istimewa

2026-06-08 14:03:31 CEST

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tergantung bidangnya dan sertifikasinya apa :blobcatpeekaboo:

2026-06-08 12:28:15 CEST

"I am seriously so done with the dating scene in Singapore. Just need to post this here to see if I’m the one losing my mind or if the entitlement out there has reached absolute peak delusion.
So, I’ve been talking to this girl from a dating app for about two weeks. Everything seemed quite okay, conversation was flowing, similar interests, same vibe. Yesterday, we were talking about our daily routines, and she asked me how I usually commute to my office in the CBD. I honestly didn't think twice about it and just said, "Oh, I usually just take the feeder bus to the MRT, or sometimes direct premium bus if I'm feeling lazy. It’s quite fast, takes about 45 minutes."
Tell you, the moment I sent that, the vibe completely shifted. The replies went from paragraphs to one-word answers.
Then this morning, I wake up to a giant wall of text. She basically told me that she doesn't think we are a "good match" because our lifestyles and values are too different. And then she dropped the bomb. She literally wrote that a guy in his late 30s still taking public transport to work is a "huge red flag." She said it shows a lack of drive, that I’m probably "poor," and definitely "not up to her class" because she expects her future partner to at least drive or take Grab Premium everywhere.
Walao eh, my jaw literally dropped. I was completely stunned.
Since when did taking the bus in Singapore become a crime or a sign of poverty? We have literally one of the best public transport systems in the world! My office is right on top of an MRT station. If I buy a car now, with COE prices sitting comfortably in the six figures, I’m easily blowing $2,000 to $3,000 a month just on depreciating metal, petrol, ERP, and ridiculous CBD parking fees. Choosing not to waste money on a car when a bus card costs me a fraction of that is called being financially smart, not being poor!
The irony is, I actually have a very solid sesh—good savings, a stable IT career, and I’m actively managing my own investments. But because I choose to take the bus instead of flexing a financed Mercedes that I don't need, I am suddenly a low-class red flag?
It’s this toxic, materialistic mindset that is ruining everything. Everyone wants the finished product, the guy who can high-SES them around town immediately, without looking at actual financial maturity or character. If taking a highly efficient public bus to work makes me "low class," then fine. I'd rather stay single and keep my bank account intact than date someone whose self-worth is tied to the passenger seat of a car.
Rant over. Going to tap my EZ-Link card later with immense pride.MAN TAKE BUS TO WORK, DATE SAID IT'S IS A RED FLAG"

2026-06-06 07:23:59 CEST

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for me, DKC2 > DKC >>>>> DKC3

2026-05-25 10:57:58 CEST

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well since they're illegal questions there's nothing stopping someone from lying on them :^)

2026-05-25 10:53:18 CEST

don't you just love questions like this (job application)
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2026-05-25 09:49:36 CEST

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cc @npub1evt…2vf8

2026-05-22 08:34:39 CEST

weebs in indonesia are lamenting the influx of normies and generative ai art into their spaces :ota:
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2026-05-21 10:03:33 CEST

adult woman fetish
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2026-05-20 10:18:31 CEST

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2-3 weeks is the stated time most people say
they worked the next day for me :acat_coming:

2026-05-18 13:47:07 CEST

==CELL CINEMA CLUB - SUNDAY - 24 MAY==
Preview for our next film, House (1977)!
Stay tuned...
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2026-05-17 14:50:45 CEST

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i was writing something in capslock but i revised it not to use capslock and then you posted this

2026-05-17 10:06:36 CEST

how i feel waking up and instantly opening fedi instead of getting dressed
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2026-05-14 12:16:07 CEST

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come watch movies with me. 13:00 UTC :yay:

2026-05-14 12:03:52 CEST

Well then! We will be watching Look Back (2024) today at 13:00 UTC. Link coming soon!!
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#note1q60…ndh6

2026-05-14 11:45:03 CEST

anyone free around 13:00 UTC? i want to watch a movie :aww:

2026-05-05 18:36:59 CEST

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2026-05-03 21:17:36 CEST

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the fast cores or the slow cores :peek:

2026-05-02 17:05:38 CEST

Tokyo Nite~
:spurdoDance:
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2026-05-01 10:33:48 CEST

> If you decide to use the POP3 protocol, remember it has no support for folders which is an IMAP4 feature.
Is there a usecase nowadays for using POP3 instead of IMAP?

2026-04-30 09:31:23 CEST

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>fur affinity
>look inside
>nuts and bolts

2026-04-29 14:49:13 CEST

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yeah, today i had to get myself in discomfort in order to communicate better and advance my own wellbeing ^^;
but i did learn something out of it :yay:

2026-04-29 14:46:42 CEST

soft skills are skills
hence, they can be learned
the question is; how best to learn them
🤔

2026-04-29 11:17:31 CEST

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2026-04-29 10:53:31 CEST

new us passport design
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2026-04-29 10:43:26 CEST

>dedicated cyclist path exists
>cyclist still uses the sidewalk
gradually, i began to hate them

2026-04-29 09:43:08 CEST

aah the world of audio, where 350 USD earphones is an accessible price point
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2026-04-29 09:36:42 CEST

envious of those who can make friends easily
i want to make friends!! and make existing friendships better!!! :acat:

2026-04-28 16:46:06 CEST

soon this will all be over

2026-04-28 15:34:39 CEST

OPEC lost another member..
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2026-04-28 15:04:42 CEST

why are men such assholes to women
why are women such assholes to men
a mystery

2026-04-28 14:21:57 CEST

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good point. but it’s a place where i can practice interviewing and seeing how much of an offer i can get :hehcat:

2026-04-28 14:06:49 CEST

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ganbatte

2026-04-28 14:06:20 CEST

my hope in getting a new job is those stories i see on fedi and elsewhere of the colleague who is absolutely incompetent and doesn’t know any basics

2026-04-28 10:46:18 CEST

slab serif :cat_si:👍
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2026-04-28 08:07:03 CEST

https://www.pay.gov/public/form/start/708094624
wait you can donate the US government??

2026-04-27 18:06:38 CEST

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2026-04-27 17:42:13 CEST

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2026-04-27 10:21:09 CEST

despite the uncertainty of the future, i still remain confident some good will come out of it :BlobCatHeart:

2026-04-26 14:55:30 CEST

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why don't you ask the author themselves @npub1pps…ffsj

2026-04-26 14:54:36 CEST

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it actually runs its own customized fork of akkomafe optimized for low bandwidth/data cap usage iirc :blobcatpeekaboo:

2026-04-26 14:07:16 CEST

i have started using akkoma
pretty interesting software so far..

2026-04-26 08:12:17 CEST

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2026-04-24 14:39:49 CEST

many on fedi would argue this is the perfect usecase for a macbook
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2026-04-24 14:37:26 CEST

he decided to play with my shoe
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2026-04-24 13:46:47 CEST

who is this dude and why do i see him pop up from time to time
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2026-04-23 13:55:30 CEST

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stir-fried_tomato_and_scrambled_eggs
one of the GOAT chinese dishes

2026-04-22 06:45:11 CEST

I wonder how Naiji’s doing. I hope he is ok

2026-04-22 06:17:19 CEST

saizeriya my beloved

2026-04-17 13:07:33 CEST

who do i blame for this
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2026-04-15 13:21:02 CEST

i’m sorry if my presence has been a net negative for the fediverse.

2026-04-15 10:56:16 CEST

https://torrentfreak.com/annas-archive-loses-322-million-spotify-piracy-case-without-a-fight/
> Anna’s Archive did not show up in court, and the operators of the site remain unidentified. The judgment attempts to address this directly, by ordering Anna’s Archive to file a compliance report within ten business days, under penalty of perjury, that includes valid contact information for the site and its managing agents.
> Whether the site will comply with this order is highly uncertain.
> For now, the monetary judgment is mostly a victory on paper, as recouping money from an unknown entity is impossible. For this reason, the music companies also requested a permanent injunction.
> In addition to the damages award, Rakoff entered a permanent worldwide injunction covering ten Anna’s Archive domains: annas-archive.org, .li, .se, .in, .pm, .gl, .ch, .pk, .gd, and .vg.
> Domain registries and registrars of record, along with hosting and internet service providers, are ordered to permanently disable access to those domains, disable authoritative nameservers, cease hosting services, and preserve evidence that could identify the site’s operators.

2026-04-14 17:10:47 CEST

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#note14d3…qf0y

2026-04-14 16:58:55 CEST

lmao mastodon strikes again

2026-04-14 12:54:12 CEST

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2026-04-13 08:19:33 CEST

indonesia mentioned 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩
https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/indonesian-forest-loss-surges-by-66-2025-driven-by-prabowos-self-sufficiency-2026-03-31

2026-04-11 16:58:02 CEST

what a polite specimen
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2026-04-11 06:41:15 CEST

i wanna be hot again
those 2d yaois are motivating me

2026-04-10 16:53:53 CEST

yaoi smut is motivating me to get fit again

2026-04-10 11:36:08 CEST

work is better with friends
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2026-04-10 10:49:02 CEST

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2026-04-10 10:04:16 CEST

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2026-04-10 04:49:31 CEST

soto ayam madura
#makanapatoday
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2026-04-10 04:41:30 CEST

magnificent orange eyes
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2026-04-09 12:10:11 CEST

tiramisu :blobcatdroolreach:
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2026-04-08 18:11:56 CEST

i wanted to cosplay as a foxboy, but where do i attach the tail
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2026-04-08 08:21:35 CEST

life is like a plate of char siew

2026-04-07 11:57:47 CEST

oh japan has no sick leave
meaning if you’re sick it’s deducted from your pay

2026-04-07 09:23:07 CEST

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i’m not considering an alt rn but when registration opens do you accept mahkluk 65

2026-04-06 16:23:32 CEST

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2026-04-06 16:20:09 CEST

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it’s not fun to envy people who can have fun and enjoy themselves after all :peek:

2026-04-06 16:17:48 CEST

one day i’ll post fun things again, once i’m not in survival mode :yay:

2026-04-06 10:55:17 CEST

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2026-04-06 07:18:09 CEST

https://github.com/mikf/gallery-dl/discussions/9304
oh gallery-dl got a DMCA notice
no wonder i had issues with trying to build it a while back

2026-04-05 08:05:41 CEST

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silahkan copas

2026-04-05 07:54:55 CEST

They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

2026-04-04 14:39:45 CEST

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2026-04-03 14:42:08 CEST

>negara 65
>merdeka 1965
>nomor telepon +65
MAJULAH SINGAPURA

2026-04-03 14:08:47 CEST

celebrate life with cake! (and wine)
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2026-04-03 12:26:52 CEST

:blobcatpeekaboo: hello friends happy friday

2026-04-02 07:21:30 CEST

i love you all.
i’m sorry.