Christmas Dame, future patron saint of bachelors, fact-checker
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Last Notes npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…jn7d npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye I'm finding it increasingly difficult to believe that any actions I take will improve my life in any meaningful way. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…lz9u npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…8wa5 @nprofile…p4t6 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…8wa5 @nprofile…p4t6 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…p4t6 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Tip of the day: npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…r4e5 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…7cv0 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye An old band doing a cover of an even older band. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye I never liked KMFDM, but they had the best t-shirts npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye So, umm. I got a little bit drunk. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…a6vy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…eqfl npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye No word on whether or not the people of the era did in fact talk a lot of smack for people who lived in very flammable houses. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Bit of trivia: npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye The woman, pregnant with twins, was rushed to the hospital. Her husband out of town, she called her brother to keep her company. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…55ct @nprofile…nqy9 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…2anq npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…ru3j npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye This one's a little odd. 13-year old girl invites over 20-year old man. Mom somehow hears about it and comes home. Mom finds him hiding under daughter's bed, chases him out of the house, and then shoots him. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…ecd3 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye We've all seen the video of 6 "teens" beating up an old man outside a 7-11 (or at least a link to the video). npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye A good one to end the night. Gary Numan started with isolation and moved on to desolation. And he's been a good husband and father. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye It doesn't help that a lot of American bands use German names, and some German bands use English names. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Gonna mix it up with an American band, even if he's covering a British song. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Stompy dancing with a little cobweb cleaning. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye I'm a sucker for a rocking cover. Sometimes my son complains. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Now I'm in the mood for dance music. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Since I've been asked, here's two videos showing some goth dance moves. I always heard the two-step called "The Peter Murphy forward-backward dance", but I can understand wanting a shorter name. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…w4wg npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye I kinda miss watching videos on X, but it's probably better for my soul. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…s6n3 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…5ggy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…5ggy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…5ggy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…5ggy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…5ggy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…p4t6 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…cz7d npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…8f3a npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…8f3a npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye "I'm a truculent bigot, I revel in scum". npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…lsen npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…4pam npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye There's a sunflower field at an interchange, and folks have been gawking for days. Every time I drive by there's a bunch of people taking pictures, and there was even someone out there with lights and reflectors. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…4pam npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye You can buy a TI-82 calculator for math class for $180. Or you can buy an emulator app for your $100 phone for $5. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye In a recent interview, I asked the hiring managers what they were not finding in the candidates, since they keep reopening the job posting. Not one of the three could tell me. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Oh by jingo npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye The problem with delivering to strip clubs is that the women always pay with cash. And sure, they are pulling the bills out of a wallet while I'm standing there, but where were those bills last night? npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…5h8v npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Liquor companies already on the shelf in NC prefer the government controlled system: they only have to convince a few people on a committee that their bottles should be sold, not every single store. Plus, companies in NC get a boost. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Went down to South Carolina to buy fireworks because they don't care about your fingers or if your neighbor's house catches fire. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…mllk npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye My son was wondering if he should join a fraternity. Anyone here have any experience with them? npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye A couple months ago, Ikea told me they stopped selling the Swedish sundae. Stopping by today, I asked why it was back. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…0v3n npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l7un npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye What's the best podcasting 2.0 app for Android? npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…p4t6 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…xyve npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…xyve npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Still shopping for a cheap phone. Amazon is useless - The majority of phones listed aren't 5G, even though I used 5G as a search term. I thought 5G would be as important a filter as color or storage, which is obviously why I'm not a fancy Amazon engineer. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…eqfl npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye It was very eco-conscious of the attempted shooter to take the train from California to D.C. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Karmelo Anthony goes to trial in June: npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…eanz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye He's looking his age, but David Lee Roth is still talking nonsense npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l3qy npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…d3nc npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…d3nc npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…d3nc npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…mllk npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Over in D.C., military bases are no longer gun-free zones. Banning guns on a military base is an idea that makes no sense. You know who is on base. If you don't trust them, kick them off base or out of the military. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye West Virginia split from Virginia due to ideological differences, and that split has been very wide lately. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…gaa4 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…gaa4 npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…zm7x npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye I actually am German. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…mllk npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…lsen npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye When he finally agreed to just sell me a box, it was everything I had heard - cleaned my driveway without much fuss. And the box was big enough that I passed it around the neighborhood. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Whatever happened to Amway? People used to be everywhere selling that and trying to get folks to sign up. I haven't heard anything about in ages. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye "Subsequently, Pablo Picasso was never called an a--hole. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…c2ja npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…lsen npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye Reese's Peanut Butter Cups use chocolate, but a lot of Reese's spin-off products use a chocolate flavored coating instead. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…8jzd npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye He's really glad about it, but he's also annoyed because I do this a lot - he tries to get an appointment for something, and after he gives up I make a few phone calls and have him set up in the next day or two. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye They did it. Alberta secessionists have collected enough signatures to vote on leaving Canada. npub1hvr8x6vl6exgrxudyv338e8c2pedylycrezp2clr6mx6cks8yezsg4f2ty TJ of the Side-Eye @nprofile…l4kz
