John Satsman

Public Key

npub1hxx20x9cxfgn7q49lt8d29xqcmhe0cjxfz3nj30ss50v6tyq2wusvpmpll

Profile Code

nprofile1qqstnr98nzury5flq2jl4nk4znqvdmuhufry3geeghcg28kd9jq98wgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqsqk5lafv

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relay.damus.io

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npub1hxx20x9cxfgn7q49lt8d29xqcmhe0cjxfz3nj30ss50v6tyq2wusvpmpll

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Last Notes

2026-09-01 00:35:58 CEST

#Artstr
Gays, feel free to ignore this.
https://blossom.primal.net/8aae8ed9c3d67a9a2a3933de9d58126e4b9d8d257c368172ee68b9e1173b0a12.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a66727a93607b7320ca034b7a1c463710858e93ac63dc0f07d9dc997f699949c.jpg

2026-08-30 13:51:21 CEST

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Mine only got that big

2026-08-30 01:57:30 CEST

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#Artstr
#nevent1q…0lq7

2026-08-30 01:57:05 CEST

Al Buell
Case Dismissed
US Pin-Up Illustration, 1949.
https://blossom.primal.net/07a14c97a4a6b1fcd48522c7d91620d67ba9f22879a862c5631cd879f37345fd.jpg

2026-08-30 01:04:16 CEST

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#40HPW🎧

2026-08-29 22:44:15 CEST

@nprofile…n9qm is this you getting roasted over on X while you’re talking to some Japanese smokeshow?
https://blossom.primal.net/97127b257fe94c8048540487ee68ff287411cbfc636682864dc38ca80f56f3fc.jpg

2026-08-29 13:16:54 CEST

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#Artstr
#nevent1q…f6fu

2026-08-28 19:15:43 CEST

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Wild that you didn’t even tag his npub

2026-08-28 19:14:24 CEST

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Is it confirmed that NVK is ✡️ ?

2026-08-27 15:26:12 CEST

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On your Tucker Carlson tip

2026-08-27 14:47:31 CEST

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They put 4x behind a paywall. Used to do #40HPW🎧 in 10

2026-08-27 14:45:31 CEST

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FUD
#nevent1q…ja7z

2026-08-27 13:47:12 CEST

Tragedy
https://blossom.primal.net/3c3ee52dac6aeb5358b00ece34be7e8256915a776b45517b94a58e5ce1568254.jpg

2026-08-27 05:51:15 CEST

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Alot of this is making bad conclusions from statistics & leaving off a ton of pre agricultural history. Check your facts.

2026-08-26 01:31:42 CEST

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The fiat idea that I want infinite reach on a shitposting npub & am not selling anything. The definition of cancer.

2026-08-25 16:05:25 CEST

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But if I met someone face to face then I’d be doxxed…

2026-08-25 16:04:41 CEST

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Ok so I wasn’t trippin, I did mute that mf twice.

2026-08-25 00:37:55 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/c3178b908d1d5a194062e83b6487cbe196fc2810db992f34c88e779386d6b4af.mp4
#nevent1q…s92v

2026-08-25 00:34:41 CEST

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Neither

2026-08-24 23:27:16 CEST

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#artstr

2026-08-24 23:26:53 CEST

Realtime Coldcard Carnage:
conservative estimate https://coldcard-watch.vercel.app/
liberal estimate https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

2026-08-24 23:24:30 CEST

Good Afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/dc2570c975fe97fe50f260826e47530b7201de928e91c6404509573c7c496cbd.jpg

2026-08-24 23:07:15 CEST

Lovers in the Forest
- Leopold Rothaug
https://image.nostr.build/5b00fcd24362790f52ee20263feac26fec1b05cf6b08ba8b775b8d84ec299a7d.jpg

2026-08-24 21:11:41 CEST

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“Dr Pepper is a softdrink, not a Dr.
Colonel Sanders was just a private, not a Colonel
& There is a second best despite what @nprofile…fqje says” - @nprofile…jeje
https://blossom.primal.net/6833bcba6b91797d21e1f1973a781ea071b2d98bf648db636f2406e2f7b21288.jpg
#nevent1q…39gp

2026-08-24 21:05:19 CEST

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OMG SOMEONE STUCK THEIR *ENIS IN QENIS!!!!!

2026-08-24 20:59:30 CEST

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“Dr Bronners isn’t liquid”- @nprofile…jeje
https://blossom.primal.net/4343b76a8307bdccf2b09c8d3b905f60f2dd768d3b6171fd206aa4588f2e936e.gif

2026-08-24 13:37:24 CEST

Checking BTC:USD when you wake up
https://blossom.primal.net/7296ae1f5eeff1e0c6f8e8a705f958869fa67680db106a130b430ba0ae6bc4f3.gif

2026-08-23 23:15:23 CEST

Good Evening
https://blossom.primal.net/317f72d48847912f776c2787258799aaaef9ae1039dce601fcfc148a021111e8.jpg

2026-08-23 23:13:04 CEST

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Idk, I didn’t notice it until the morning. Meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-08-23 23:11:43 CEST

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Who are you gonna tell the stories to if you’re all one being?

2026-08-23 21:47:13 CEST

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I did some yesterday then some maintenance people threw drywall mud water all over the mint & ruined the soil I built for 5 years

2026-08-23 20:54:34 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/7ef6a400153c23609aef83a52db20b9590749ad6a5853eaf4c6c925f063964f6.gif

2026-08-23 20:47:06 CEST

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Was this supposed to have sound?

2026-08-23 20:45:27 CEST

This is @nprofile…h2h8 when I ask him what he does
https://blossom.primal.net/f7abf22a245570fbd46c0fea452ac438557ba1ea4f36d287fabb5ff82b8dad6e.gif

2026-08-23 17:05:28 CEST

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#nevent1q…35qz

2026-08-23 17:04:10 CEST

Good Afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/f3b913a983cca0d784248bda41665d71d05aa735ddf4a8c68e1ff47cd34752f4.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/5c16e0fe3d7023e9dcae5d8ee5252450725ee26a735ee9ff1eae6b2e111069b4.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/09b82ed5939c0c3f33493b9749d1a76aaf1e32b23b59aa796987b8c41f7e42d0.jpg

2026-08-23 16:57:53 CEST

These Humanoid robots are getting way too good #Dancestr
https://blossom.primal.net/18c537a70d7450481f50e7244d60505b36d8c11e67c1db1da1c1d6b516a15d34.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/61b32fdd9ea507f018c8cf528b0d925e7aa5fc0a42456830d34c8a40ae80543f.mp4

2026-08-23 16:53:52 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/a711a684c69a751c1b37a52faee94617048b035534a62b4d7c05c66dc2224807.png

2026-08-23 16:10:22 CEST

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It’s always down. They’re softening us up for the inevitable rug.

2026-08-23 14:40:01 CEST

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2026-08-23 14:25:46 CEST

Gm #coffeechain #feetleak #footstr #feetstr
https://blossom.primal.net/49a876bebb102e2a1212f78ae74868058f2cdfd5147f8a3974c4c61aeb35bef7.jpg

2026-08-23 04:48:17 CEST

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Somebody was like “eww a pretty girl playing a nice song. Unfollow” lol
#nevent1q…snht

2026-08-23 03:20:11 CEST

GN
#Musicstr #Classical
https://blossom.primal.net/3a483fbcca171df8bf2316dc6c6445d360c655c20283b567a411c5ee6a4bfbb1.mp4

2026-08-22 03:40:38 CEST

Don’t worry, it’s @nprofile…ekgy approved.
https://blossom.primal.net/1605403d0d85072b23625200ae80a0fb61a4bfec6fb0a92de4b72ad820582c66.jpg

2026-08-22 00:35:28 CEST

Good afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/439671624fcc503eb17bd865134fa07209bc9498b66a313cde29e958bcf1fcad.jpg

2026-08-21 23:16:02 CEST

Ik heb een verlangen naar spruitjes
https://blossom.primal.net/998436f2556afd93a8cc4814616d550a940f33dcb6857ca4c369635b8853461b.jpg

2026-08-21 23:13:33 CEST

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“Listen here freaks…”
https://blossom.primal.net/88ee2cac2fe9f11b66ffdf77e4fcce1771316cfcdf540fecdbf84766c3451ff0.jpg
#nevent1q…0vuh

2026-08-21 18:14:51 CEST

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Who cares what this dude that nobody’s ever heard of says?

2026-08-21 18:12:08 CEST

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Ghosting after a rug?
#nevent1q…00hg

2026-08-21 18:06:35 CEST

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*Insert @nprofile…0quk ‘s shill ad for Crowd health*
#nevent1q…czdr

2026-08-21 18:04:04 CEST

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I think I’d rather stay straight.
https://blossom.primal.net/30fa4a86c41d1f4dbe9964a731b0ecfc9f6874c015df25a81df0ad0f0e6b4d23.jpg
#nevent1q…ne48

2026-08-21 17:59:24 CEST

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Straight out of that Bond book “For Your Eyes Only”

2026-08-21 17:56:50 CEST

(I’m actually sad the price is going up because I hodl, but I also byu)
https://blossom.primal.net/e9a6ddf0eb45039aa411b343c96f03971f9b329d05d0f725f74dcb54bb1c6396.jpg

2026-08-21 17:54:29 CEST

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@nprofile…hken He’s coming for you…

2026-08-21 17:53:56 CEST

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This but one with a qr code to a non kyc exchange with an affiliate link that pays you in non KYC sats

2026-08-21 13:39:08 CEST

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/fcf75df571fdc30e817b6d8b7e55f69d1e2484231340e9449c1e49d0f56bff3b.jpg

2026-08-20 14:27:27 CEST

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/4fc51b603230383472cff0496ba4a6198412d46d3f9cfefc5e7f4ee8e8476e25.jpg

2026-08-20 03:28:23 CEST

GN
https://blossom.primal.net/76902141f6fcb5502c65c29c46c4443e6c48ae8ea31c79f041293697399be754.jpg

2026-08-19 23:48:30 CEST

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2026-08-19 23:47:18 CEST

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People are monkeys

2026-08-19 23:46:08 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/41540e74d89c4ef662ef0ba7ab8a45754ae9b757e53bef78464bc5fe3c22e122.jpg

2026-08-19 00:43:27 CEST

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Elon+Israel+You

2026-08-18 01:18:15 CEST

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It was a statement, not a question. & Doesn’t matter where it is. The message is “get out”.

2026-08-17 23:55:03 CEST

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Gtfo of whatever country you’re in where 3k is a 9 month issue and not a 1 month issue.

2026-08-17 16:21:27 CEST

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A 3rd book already?

2026-08-17 16:20:30 CEST

RIP Hayden
#FeelsBadMan
https://blossom.primal.net/8da2b9b1bc60d2fe8561fb68dc0c9f777715bc7486487153637f8c87c77f8b32.jpg

2026-08-17 16:18:47 CEST

Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute, 1920
-Joseph Tomanek
#artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/99bd16fab17adf141c5c13641e36f58f58640c6a492a73d3a52e3b061e1e226d.jpg

2026-08-17 14:54:50 CEST

Gm
#coffeechain
https://blossom.primal.net/2ede16d126224f75a314bc3342766d4a3b9ac05fe8eb15a79bf5719778b76db5.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/03bf59a525c0b9a41af48c60f7207b813cdee43d6475218ae3abf10cdcf66b37.jpg

2026-08-17 02:55:20 CEST

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GN
https://blossom.primal.net/5d093e5cd5225eeb91ed085b2c5c70e6b2f36cd5459f115b2628b665010d7e0a.jpg
#nevent1q…t2z4

2026-08-17 02:39:13 CEST

We’ve lost our way and are getting mogged by monero
#WBD
https://blossom.primal.net/22894ee5a6ce6722930bc2d792317f72f1260a70517e9a25bfdb4bde45412042.mov

2026-08-17 01:59:40 CEST

How come nobody is calling bip110 “bipcoin” ?

2026-08-17 01:36:16 CEST

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A 2d & 3d graph, fantastic

2026-08-17 01:34:52 CEST

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Never heard that he was a pedo but yea, he’s been dead for years. Died before the Queen.

2026-08-16 22:13:30 CEST

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This is better than a pill perscription

2026-08-16 22:11:57 CEST

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It was a continuation of Bush’s free landline program. Cell phones became more common than landlines didn’t make sense for the government to keep funding a service that was dying out

2026-08-16 22:09:43 CEST

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Intelligibility

2026-08-16 17:29:33 CEST

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Shot in the Dark ,1943
-Tom Lovell
#Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/5c5dc2f17197e1b56d5a5a7b9e6715b349abd3528617bc8034acbaea60617631.jpg
#nevent1q…7s4f

2026-08-16 17:10:21 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/b783e3d4c9f481b3c7573c3a41da05c286690acf78e3fa14132dd518212e3e2e.jpg

2026-08-16 16:55:12 CEST

#coffeechain
https://blossom.primal.net/1de17f39255524ec0d493428fee733a99d64be70234d46923230aab056cb4a75.jpg

2026-08-16 16:54:27 CEST

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The Kings English please

2026-08-16 16:54:04 CEST

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2026-08-16 15:44:19 CEST

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What do you do?

2026-08-16 15:42:36 CEST

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Since when did some dough with nothing else on it become “a pizza pie”

2026-08-16 15:41:08 CEST

The difference between me and you is that while this is your hardest season in bitcoin, this is my easiest. We are not the same.
https://blossom.primal.net/89ff7434e1168503f5c318910c1cd66a6228a1742e8fecc8ef40bbc685c39134.jpg

2026-08-16 13:40:10 CEST

Gm
https://blossom.primal.net/df55544e310276776b93ccd23886a5938bc0c3730a4adb4d65f0f46694064516.jpg

2026-08-16 12:54:49 CEST

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Do these people know that you’re drawing them?

2026-08-16 12:53:09 CEST

I saw this and immediately made up a little scenario in my head where @nprofile…rqnm was like “well he’s dead so that didn’t work out so well for him now did it”
Just to be clear, Ben only said this in my imagination.
Long live The soon to be available but very Limited Edition Peony Lane non alcoholic grape juice & or raisins. @npub17an…2c0c
https://blossom.primal.net/00755e182bb352b6bf195cf17a229f741c012b5b308489a844828e8139610d17.jpg

2026-08-16 03:42:23 CEST

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Actually yes I do.

2026-08-16 03:41:46 CEST

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Goodnight
https://blossom.primal.net/991955ed5b765bef948ee9d178ea44080bc314b7ad6b2e4e21f1b4e01ae42a07.jpg
#nevent1q…9saj

2026-08-15 23:22:33 CEST

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Is it chanterelle season? I haven’t found any in over a decade.

2026-08-15 23:21:48 CEST

Wait did @nprofile…rapz's investment fund’s company’s users got rugged then he skipped a week of @nprofile…lnay after 300 weeks of never missing…
NVK is nowhere to be seen. What’s going on ?
@npub1guh…6hjy ???

2026-08-15 18:47:41 CEST

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Too many nips, not enough boobs

2026-08-15 18:42:08 CEST

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And listening, since you’re the speaker but also hear it. You’re selling yourself, that’s why you learn by teaching.

2026-08-15 18:41:38 CEST

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The answer is yes

2026-08-15 18:41:23 CEST

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I should sell these stamps

2026-08-15 17:11:04 CEST

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/d6e171d36a1b53f16f805105eafd98a9338b860e58e83eb95058a892c289b01c.jpg

2026-08-15 03:23:23 CEST

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Goodnight
https://blossom.primal.net/e2736051a8dc85e9b8f50fcaf59d657254903462c09dd6ef8f6c5b3cc301e639.jpg
#nevent1q…pytd

2026-08-15 03:16:31 CEST

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8
https://blossom.primal.net/6253e32d8e5d898b48ad24e57a297df88008e5e58403b8ce10dbfa47321a2023.jpg
#nevent1q…xz7f

2026-08-15 02:11:09 CEST

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So “you can’t” but with extra words

2026-08-14 22:21:39 CEST

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Never seen him crashout. You on the otherhand…
https://blossom.primal.net/4e847afbb1a6668cdb2a66665c1fe82e069e250e9b0bf96ba34474dc0ce37f1a.gif