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2026-07-19 22:36:37 UTC

Starting a new all black college called Niggers A&M that honors their history as farm equipment and gets them started with 3/5ths of a degree

2026-07-19 18:01:45 UTC

My kid went out hiking
He wants to know why there isn't a WalMart, Amazon Datacenter, Somalian Daycare, and a Buccees here
Something must've gone wrong
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2026-07-17 13:06:39 UTC

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#niggerfriday
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2026-07-16 12:15:36 UTC

GM to everyone whose dog is a seventh generation Beaglecaust survivor
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2026-07-13 17:35:39 UTC

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2026-07-13 17:15:12 UTC

It's important to start your day by singing her a heartfelt cover of "Simply the Breast" as you engage in some enthusiastic boobie honking
You can thank me later

2026-07-13 17:11:09 UTC

Imagine how effective Americans would be if they applied their flock camera energy to the imported niggers raping and murdering their children

2026-07-13 17:10:08 UTC

So wait if we pour water on a senator does it just fuck more kids?
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2026-07-13 15:14:07 UTC

It's the ewes
(Content)
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2026-07-11 14:48:52 UTC

Working on a technology to grow or shrink @npub1knh…jyg7 's wife by 12 inches so I can more easily build them a bed with dimensional lumber

2026-07-11 14:46:37 UTC

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She's 84 inches of bombshell

2026-07-11 14:46:36 UTC

The founders did not consent to niggers
Checkmate, lolberts

2026-07-11 00:06:58 UTC

I've come up with a new sport for White people called Desportation for #niggerfriday
It's where you round up all the niggers that don't belong somewhere and throw them in the ocean
I think we should start by desporting this entire team of niggers in France
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2026-07-10 20:15:53 UTC

I always thought the dead in the Chirping Dead was the 9-Volt Batteries
Turns out it's the NIGGERS
#niggerfriday
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2026-07-10 15:12:57 UTC

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#niggerfriday is all about good news (TND)

2026-07-10 14:44:55 UTC

#niggerfriday global health news
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2026-07-10 14:41:58 UTC

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2026-07-10 14:41:06 UTC

#niggerfriday pop culture news
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2026-07-10 14:33:54 UTC

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2026-07-10 14:33:54 UTC

#niggerfriday breaking news
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2026-07-10 14:28:52 UTC

#niggerfriday is about next level N-tower development
we used to be a real society
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2026-07-10 14:26:53 UTC

I FUCKING HATE TEEN TAKEOVERS
#niggerfriday
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2026-07-10 14:24:56 UTC

Gm to everyone that told a nigger to respect the flag this fine #niggerfriday
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2026-07-10 12:37:53 UTC

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Can't we just kill them all, brother
Nuke the border
Then nuke everything else

2026-07-10 12:31:59 UTC

Currysoft she-nigger fires everyone so she can hire her street shitting nigger cousins
All browns work this way
The only solution is making them afraid to live in your country.
#niggerfriday
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2026-07-10 12:25:58 UTC

A fine #niggerfriday GM to everyone that enjoys a good book
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2026-07-10 12:22:02 UTC

New #niggerfriday apparel just dropped and it's already sold out
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2026-07-10 12:16:56 UTC

Taking a stool sample of this poast to my doctor
To check its "content"
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2026-07-10 12:15:56 UTC

WE'RE BACK, #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO LISTENERS, HERE WITH ANOTHER ANGRY TRACK OFF OF BLACK FLOYD'S SEMINAL ALBUM, DEAD CORPSE OF THE COON!
"CRIME" IS ALL ABOUT THE NIGGER EXPERIENCE, AND HOW BLACK FLOYD DECIDED TO SOLVE IT. THIS PROSAIC BALLAD STEEPED IN MYSTIC METAPHOR REALLY WANTS YOU TO REALIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL LIFE IS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE LYNCHING NIGGERS ON #NIGGERFRIDAY.
TAKE A CUE FROM THE SONG, LOWER THAT CRIME RATE, TODAY. THESE NIGGERS AREN'T KICKING THEMSELVES OUT OF YOUR HOMES!
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE'S "CRIME" BY BLACK FLOYD!
"Crime"
By Black Floyd
Ticking away the moments that make up a Friday
Niggers just rape the hours in an off-hand way
Chimping around, all these retarded browns in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to realize they're gay
Tired of lying in the sunshine wishing you'd killed niggers on the train
You are young and life is long and there are niggers to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you that it was fun, you finally load your gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the nig but it's sinking
Flailing around, you realize it's trying to swim
All niggers are gay, in a relative way, but you're angry
Shorter of patience, one gay nigger's closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seen such rising violent crime
Nigs that we still haven't caught, or half a tree of swinging chimes
Hanging niggers in quiet desperation is the English way
The crime is gone, their welcome over, thank God that it was #niggerfriday
Home, home again
I like to be here when they're dead
And when I come home bloody and tired
It's good to warm my home with nigs on fire
Far away, across the sea
The swimming of the ugly nigs
Calls the hippos to their lakes
To cast an angry Poastman's magic spell
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2026-07-10 12:14:54 UTC

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
IT'S ANOTHER HOT, SUMMER FRIDAY MORNING HERE IN THE #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO BOOTH AND WE'RE READY TO SEND THOSE NIGGERS SOMEWHERE EVEN HOTTER - AFRICA!
THIS FIRST SONG IS TO GET YOU PUMPED, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT...SHIPPING THOSE COONS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM IN A BOX. THERE'S NO MORE PATIENCE LEFT IN THE WHITE WORLD FOR STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS, IT'S TIME TO MAKE THEM RUN LIKE HELL.
WHEN BLACK FLOYD FIRST PLAYED "RUN LIKE HELL" DURING A LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DEAD CORPSE OF THE COON ALBUM, THERE WERE DEAD NIGGERS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE FOR MILES, AND THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
THESE FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE BEEN ENJOYING FREE SHIT ON YOUR PAYCHECK WHILE THEY RAPE THEIR KIDS AND DO DRUGS CONSTANTLY AND ROB YOUR STORES AND HOMES - NO...FUCKING....MORE.
SEE A NIGGER, KILL A NIGGER. IT'S #NIGGERFRIDAY, AFTER ALL, AND WE CAN'T KEEP THIS SHIT UP FOREVER. GET THESE NIGGERS THE FUCK OUT AND LET'S START HAVING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE #FRENCHDOORFRIDAY WHERE WE ALL IMPROVE THE ENTRANCE FROM OUR BACK PORCH!
CRANK THIS SHIT UP AND HATE THOSE NIGGERS, IT'S FRIDAY, LADS! HERE'S BLACK FLOYD, WITH "RUN LIKE HELL"!
"Run Like Hell"
By Black Floyd
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
You better hide from racists with your favourite disguise
With your giant nigger lips and the blank look in your eyes
With your big blue gums and retarded brain
Feel the fatigue rising from your nigger past
With your nerves on alert as the ceiling birb chirps
And the fascists batter down your door
You better run, nigger!
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
You better run all day and run all night
And keep your ugly nigger ass locked up inside
And if you're taking an ugly sheboon out tonight
You better go be a nigger somewhere out of sight
'Cause if they catch you on a White street trying to break bike locks
They're gonna send you back to Kenya in a cardboard box
You better run, nigger!
Hey, open up! Hahahahaha!
Nigger, nigger
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2026-07-06 17:13:28 UTC

The secret to living forever is not giving a single fuck about anything, especially living forever
Follow me for moar lifehacks
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