Caek Islove 🍰 💖

Count what you have now; Don't count what you don't have; Find that you have so much

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2026-04-02 21:38:23 UTC

The Discourse, Ladies and Gentlemen
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2026-04-02 20:45:58 UTC

I love how he throws in veganism just for good measure 😂
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2026-04-02 20:29:24 UTC

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I wanted to get into reloading but the supplies were always sold out and now I'm too broke 😭

2026-04-02 20:26:27 UTC

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I live in the South and like 4 of my uncles and cousins are gunsmiths lol

2026-04-02 20:21:34 UTC

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2026-04-02 20:17:40 UTC

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2026-04-02 20:11:08 UTC

He's doing literally the only thing he can do that won't get instantly blocked by a liberal judge somewhere. 😩
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2026-04-02 19:26:34 UTC

Don't bring your rape whistle to India
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2026-04-02 19:24:40 UTC

The USA has only one ally: Japan.
The government of the USA hates this and works every day to ruin it.

2026-04-02 19:23:18 UTC

Stop this Donald-on-Donald violence!
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2026-04-02 17:58:49 UTC

The only thing stopping Trump from Making America Great Again(c)(R)(TM) was Pam Bondi. Now that she's out of the picture, stuff will get DONE! 🙄
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2026-04-02 17:50:42 UTC

A drowning man will grasp at straws
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2026-04-02 17:48:20 UTC

"If they want the bombing to stop they should just overthrow the regime!", said Xi Jinping before the People's Congress regarding the UN War against the United States.

2026-04-02 17:39:11 UTC

Off with his head!
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2026-04-02 17:35:46 UTC

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Been working on that myself but clients keep inturrupting

2026-04-02 17:29:21 UTC

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When he fires them I hope he fires them from a cannon

2026-04-02 17:17:10 UTC

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2026-04-02 17:16:21 UTC

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Maybe someone can finally mod a DeLorean to where it actually drives like a sports car instead of a Volvo

2026-04-02 17:15:01 UTC

According to reliable sources*, Pam Blondi has been fired.
*skitzo twitter accounts with roman statue avis

2026-04-02 17:10:34 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eumwbqWLZC0

2026-04-02 17:08:22 UTC

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I bet those battery walls will get real cheap soon since demand for EVs has cratered once the subsidies went away.

2026-04-02 17:06:23 UTC

I'm rooting for Artemis II just like I root for SpaceX, The Russians or the Chinese whenever they try to advance space technology. Humans belong in space.

2026-04-02 17:03:50 UTC

"I wish she'd be quiet while we're trying to watch the movie!"
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2026-04-02 17:03:04 UTC

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It's unfair to monkeys because actual monkeys have far more grace and dignity than niggers.

2026-04-02 16:36:17 UTC

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2026-04-02 16:31:58 UTC

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2026-04-02 15:52:09 UTC

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Eat shit and die you Boomer skank

2026-04-02 15:51:29 UTC

Thomas is also dumb but it just doesn't show as much since, unlike Jackson and Barrett, he knows how to shut the fuck up and listen to the arguments instead of constantly trying to join them, which isn't a fucking judge's role.

2026-04-01 21:41:00 UTC

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They should only be making babies and sandwiches

2026-04-01 21:30:02 UTC

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They imagine a peaceful and clean society and their monkey brains immediately say "How can I fuck this up, hypothetically?"

2026-04-01 21:19:45 UTC

What!? JINX is evolving!
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2026-04-01 21:15:05 UTC

Stop. My penis can only get so erect!
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2026-04-01 20:48:58 UTC

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2026-04-01 20:46:05 UTC

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2026-04-01 20:32:09 UTC

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2026-04-01 20:28:54 UTC

Bad news guys, she's currently having a sidebar with a talking snake
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2026-04-01 20:26:06 UTC

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For the record, I'd love it if Trump noped completely out of the mideast so that Iran could shoot 100% of their missiles at jews

2026-04-01 20:17:48 UTC

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Good job making everything worse and accomplishing absolutely nothing, mister deal-maker!

2026-04-01 19:57:21 UTC

Le Reddit edgy 🙄
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2026-04-01 19:39:47 UTC

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Imagine getting dunked on that hard by a cyclist 😳

2026-04-01 19:37:04 UTC

Is this the point when The Economist pretends that they haven't been advocating for war with Iran since 1979?
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2026-04-01 19:34:44 UTC

SEME SAME BUT DIFFERENT
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2026-04-01 19:32:44 UTC

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I thought he didn't care because we don't need the oil?

2026-04-01 18:23:09 UTC

(The guy in the blue shirt murdered the 3 other Europeans)
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2026-04-01 18:00:54 UTC

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2026-04-01 17:52:49 UTC

It's just a goddamned piece of paper
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2026-04-01 17:45:10 UTC

We need a Trans Day Of Shutting The Fuck Up For Once

2026-04-01 17:33:58 UTC

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It's not like Catholic Charities, a literal branch of the Church, was laundering money for the Democrats! Oh wait, they were. 😳

2026-04-01 17:31:28 UTC

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It's like how he proclaimed that guy HE FUCKING APPOINTED who quit over Iran was an absolutely incompetent clown who never showed up and never did anything except fuck up all the time.

2026-04-01 17:15:28 UTC

Trump needs to identify the traitor who appointed that shitlib woman to the Supreme Court and have them arrested and sent to Gitmo.
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2026-04-01 16:56:16 UTC

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2026-04-01 16:44:25 UTC

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Oy vey, cool it with the antiseptic comments!

2026-04-01 16:33:05 UTC

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It's probably just a verbal tic but it's hilarious how often she says "I don't understand" during oral arguments 😂

2026-04-01 16:27:13 UTC

She's literally the smartest black woman ever to have lived and probably ever will live
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2026-04-01 16:24:00 UTC

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2026-04-01 16:18:16 UTC

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Starting to think I was wrong about that particular batch of Mudslimes. After all, look how pissed the dress-wearing oil sand niggers are at them!

2026-04-01 16:15:07 UTC

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2026-04-01 15:43:54 UTC

Jews will only stand with Christians when Christian interests don't interfere with Jewish interests (One Jewish interest is the extermination of Christianity).

2026-04-01 15:34:42 UTC

Turns out the real Trump Derangement Syndrome were the friends we made along the way

2026-04-01 15:20:49 UTC

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2026-04-01 03:58:41 UTC

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Confirmation that the flight computer wasn't destroyed by the Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction!

2026-04-01 03:54:19 UTC

"When George Dubya stood in front of that Mission Accomplisted banner, it was fine because the mission actually was accomplished!" is not a take I would expect from someone who can remember to breathe and doesn't swallow their tongue on a daily basis.

2026-04-01 03:44:14 UTC

Liberals grew up in a world where you could say magic words like "racist" and your enemies would drop dead instantly. They don't know how to do politics in a world where their spells don't work, anymore.

2026-04-01 03:39:17 UTC

I popped into Decentraland to see what it's about and apparently it's just a shitty version of Second Life.

2026-03-31 01:07:07 UTC

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Modern MBA are like "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore computers should make as many business decisions as possible!"

2026-03-30 22:00:52 UTC

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2026-03-30 21:08:12 UTC

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2026-03-30 21:04:43 UTC

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He has to be careful with his words or he loses his monetization lol

2026-03-30 20:36:20 UTC

Mossad: The App
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2026-03-30 20:03:04 UTC

Money ain't real. Democracy ain't real.
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2026-03-30 19:53:52 UTC

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2026-03-30 19:40:47 UTC

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2026-03-30 19:37:16 UTC

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Yep and once they start churning out the humanoid robots, even those jobs will go away.

2026-03-30 19:36:39 UTC

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2026-03-30 18:23:09 UTC

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2026-03-30 18:22:09 UTC

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That's the face of a web-based software development master

2026-03-30 18:21:07 UTC

"I was lying to you the whole campaign and this old interview from the 80's proves it!" is sure to bring everyone back on his side.
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2026-03-30 18:00:01 UTC

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It's obviously Alex Gleason in a bad disguise

2026-03-30 17:56:13 UTC

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Even if you can quantify happiness (you can't), it assumes that one unit of happiness for a nigger is equivalent to one unit of happiness for a human. Not to mention, it assumes that happiness is always an unqualified good. Meth users are pretty fucking happy when they're tweaking. Free meth for everybody?

2026-03-30 17:54:18 UTC

Alex, NOOOOOOOO
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2026-03-30 17:51:02 UTC

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It's pretty much impossible to get a job that doesn't involve a mop or a hair net now unless you are friends with someone who has hiring authority.

2026-03-30 17:48:24 UTC

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Tell her about the Israeli army and she'll feel better since they rape boys all the time

2026-03-30 17:37:21 UTC

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2026-03-30 17:24:45 UTC

It's cool though because the US is so much richer and more powerful today than they were in 1960! 😂
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2026-03-30 17:20:57 UTC

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Path of Exile is the perfect "MMO" for him to shill with since it requires no human interaction whatsoever.

2026-03-30 17:20:01 UTC

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Ball cap. He's a big Mets fan.

2026-03-30 17:16:02 UTC

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Zero point defense? Like, none whatsoever? Maybe the tank was parked and empty. 🤷‍♂️

2026-03-30 16:58:02 UTC

Young White men are getting blown to pieces by Iranian missiles while this old faggot trolls for rape targets in a theme park for children.
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2026-03-30 16:55:18 UTC

It's just Lindsey Graham walking around Disney World alone, carrying a bubble wand meant for toddlers. Totally normal government we've got here, folks!
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2026-03-30 16:04:20 UTC

"For you" is showing snuff films on Twitter again 🙄

2026-03-30 16:00:35 UTC

Schwartz, huh?
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2026-03-30 15:47:49 UTC

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It's all smoke and mirrors. The treasury literally prints money. There hasn't been a balanced budget for most people's lifetimes.

2026-03-30 15:45:42 UTC

Remember back when Elon Musk made one of his pajeet employees play Path of Exile so he could convince everyone he was a "gamer", for some reason?

2026-03-30 15:35:12 UTC

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"Healthcare is socialism, but the military is COMPLETELY different!"
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2026-03-30 15:33:48 UTC

Putting "I did that" stickers on gas pumps in order to awaken the masses ✊

2026-03-30 03:40:22 UTC

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2 weeks to flatten the curve!

2026-03-30 03:36:29 UTC

No big deal. Just a grave full of children that the jews murdered
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2026-03-30 03:32:51 UTC

This is a very hard transition period for plan-trusters, and as a former plan-truster myself, I vow to treat them with gentle kindness as they gradually come to realize that they were tricked.

2026-03-30 03:26:41 UTC

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2026-03-30 03:03:21 UTC

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Reality is harsh.