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Public Key

npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsfw7jdxs3zxky3r3c99ryzc3ln79ucy03dcprmetnyeqdt0p0f6jspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdufvzah5

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relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l

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Last Notes

2026-08-02 09:49:42 UTC

If this is true, I don't even know where to begin and what to say
https://sdp.blossom.band/bffe38bb95c8b49e0af03b949badead54c5d48563837cd0c39fcfd67f4bfab7b.jpg

2026-08-02 00:20:37 UTC

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Don’t think this is fixed yet, any updates @nprofile…6gvg ?

2026-08-01 17:00:09 UTC

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Good morning to you too

2026-07-31 21:04:24 UTC

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The issue with sending to an exchange is depending on the size, they can make your life hell just to get that amount out.

2026-07-31 20:04:03 UTC

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Faces the same risk of generating a multisig using rng from only one vendor no?
https://sdp.blossom.band/70ef485170b70c813be695a2a1a9780e2262592aa85f2cce7e96f81c43ddc14f.jpg

2026-06-30 11:18:35 UTC

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I thought it would be difficult to hate someone more than Zuck, but there was Sam. I thought it would be difficult to hate someone more than Sam but there was Dario
https://sdp.blossom.band/70ef485170b70c813be695a2a1a9780e2262592aa85f2cce7e96f81c43ddc14f.jpg

2026-06-30 11:15:50 UTC

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There really should be a way to use Zero Knowledge Proofs to prove who you are without revealing much.
https://sdp.blossom.band/c9ecbcc8db5b44fbe8efa0ba25d9a36e59081b900158a98897f4e0a4108bfdd9.jpg

2026-06-24 15:45:32 UTC

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Good, I can get my lulz easily now
https://sdp.blossom.band/2301ce60b45ae65be5a1b70e11bc4ac03c859118466008480e74bbee42e88eab.gif

2026-06-24 12:40:41 UTC

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https://sdp.blossom.band/2301ce60b45ae65be5a1b70e11bc4ac03c859118466008480e74bbee42e88eab.gif

2026-06-24 10:37:52 UTC

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This is awesome!

2026-06-24 09:31:23 UTC

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wow, I am a dinosaur still stuck in the Jira era
https://sdp.blossom.band/6915fd02d9e2ffba14eff3982c509d30b4f8d769d5ec68b9d0bf6e6aa3d9a686.png

2026-06-24 09:19:26 UTC

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what's linear?

2026-06-23 22:41:07 UTC

Fuck England

2026-06-23 18:11:27 UTC

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Yeah ... would not trust anything that comes out of this mf's mouth

2026-06-23 17:54:03 UTC

RONALDO

2026-06-23 14:14:04 UTC

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https://sdp.blossom.band/4e113934205e2956e8f93ffe4f3ce0db7b73409b7c3434ac1a98626fd3da9590.gif

2026-06-23 13:26:49 UTC

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is the approval blocked? really looking forward to wisp on iPhone.

2026-06-22 20:17:50 UTC

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I would frame it as open source being more accessible to public security reviews or scrutiny. Now, how often do these reviews happen and at what quality is a totally different discussion.
https://npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l.blossom.band/e635ae706a5fd128aa0f012b9c384e084de5857946ef7105c4d55c28b7265e03.jpg

2026-06-22 20:14:54 UTC

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Appreciate it!

2026-06-22 20:12:39 UTC

hey @nprofile…uz3y why don't you persist my change in default media upload server on the web UI? If I change the server and refresh, it defaults back to the primal blossom server - WHY?

2026-06-22 14:40:09 UTC

Why the fuck is this guy following me every hour? @nprofile…kclk seems to be an issue with Primal app as I don't see this on any other app that I've signed in on.
https://npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l.blossom.band/d73de054b9e10f64d5ca679201412aa3f5a881206358f7f74b123f91f0981802.png

2026-06-22 13:03:57 UTC

Dark wisp has been terrific albeit missing a few features that I like
#nevent1q…cru4

2026-06-22 12:07:02 UTC

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Why no love for Pis? 🤔

2026-06-22 10:37:47 UTC

UK Prime Minister resigning ...
https://npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l.blossom.band/034cebc49450250ae181ad1cbb91f15fd19ef0560c9c8e186e4f190a1267f72a.gif

2026-06-22 10:25:01 UTC

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Anyone remembers keybase git? Was so promising until Zoom acquired keybase and effectively killed it.
https://npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l.blossom.band/250541561160b83aff0ace9f2b2bc983099302d5bc88e3ec34826ebd2e5c27cb.jpg

2026-06-22 10:05:43 UTC

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Thanks, signed up and got it working!
https://npub1jaay6dpzydvfz8rs22xg93rl8utesglzmsz8hjhxfjq6k7z7n49qr9sa4l.blossom.band/2a9a64ec92fd71b21ccc05a3d28f0c9bab72f5662581ed4d249d26b594f0accb.jpg

2026-06-22 09:57:50 UTC

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Once I sign up, how do I ensure that image upload via a nostr client go into my account?

2026-06-21 20:15:36 UTC

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The best type of Pizza for sure 🤌

2026-06-21 16:37:05 UTC

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"... Knots + BIP 110"
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/85543940f8d24c1dfb5c9447f7c26baf759ccf38bbb1377b8c26820c11b1f0cb.mp4

2026-06-21 14:23:27 UTC

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I think https://njal.la/ still offers but not sure if the domain is technically on your name.

2026-06-20 22:58:58 UTC

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Equally retarded like the "west"

2026-06-20 22:55:54 UTC

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Enjoy! ☕

2026-06-20 15:33:02 UTC

So who can approve me on @nprofile…cy6q 's https://pyramid.fiatjaf.com ?
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/c5feba26d46ca0dec00d810ca5291a0ea212b7ef321911179ec2afceb80803d9.jpg

2026-06-20 12:03:32 UTC

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All wine tastes the same
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/cd0f7a3d4662d69aa156763ed88c6e2cee65bd4d5725c95419ac41b7668940af.webp

2026-06-20 09:35:07 UTC

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Legit Siri is the worst of them all

2026-06-20 00:42:38 UTC

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Nice to be friends with hackers 😉

2026-06-20 00:41:21 UTC

Finished watching #spidernoir.... Liked it - John Travolta really knocked it out of the park 😎
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/a831041d3ea3a89a49bf024e58eb2f0a0d719ddb70c2c2b63c37eb04457001c6.jpg
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/16fcdfc88daafd5c116908aa0770773e0a9943c133f7de10011b769c512b55e9.jpg

2026-06-20 00:27:51 UTC

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Just a kind reminder as the connection dropping bit is the only thing preventing me from using @nprofile…4k44 as my primary. 🙏

2026-06-20 00:24:42 UTC

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"would"

2026-06-19 21:57:08 UTC

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Perhaps you ought to try fucking yourself 😆

2026-06-19 21:51:21 UTC

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Lol looks like that struck a nerve! 😂
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/19d42536997257a05075041c323fed6539c6d09cebb8481e8315b0d412005bd8.jpg

2026-06-19 21:47:59 UTC

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Yeah people handing out free single digit sats based on their own free will - fuck them right. Man the entitlement out here is ridiculous ... Sheesh.

2026-06-19 18:09:13 UTC

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I'm used to that format of browsing my feed on all my social apps. I think that's probably a high impact feature that's missing else the app's great.

2026-06-19 18:06:04 UTC

Hey @nprofile…4k44 👋 can we get a latest posts + replies option for the home feed please?

2026-06-19 14:40:22 UTC

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Lol is bcash still a thing?

2026-06-19 14:28:10 UTC

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https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/1de632c2e01122ffbddca4b82290c03d7db66c1300091dd2b7aba0da78f236f7.jpg

2026-06-19 14:12:11 UTC

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ah ok, thanks!

2026-06-19 13:57:22 UTC

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Why do I still not see it on Obtanium? 🤔

2026-06-19 00:10:52 UTC

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Wut?

2026-06-18 13:30:18 UTC

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Liking it so far. But any reason why the NWC connection does not persist across sessions?

2026-06-18 09:14:04 UTC

Fucking finally

2026-06-18 09:13:26 UTC

Private relay and blossom server test # 7
https://mac.tailf7c7be.ts.net/bb2507da018f4e7f797c85354693a28557f8041e5c66a00d3b18ffd62aebc4e3.jpg

2026-06-18 08:39:56 UTC

Private relay and blossom server test # 5
https://blossom.primal.net/e3151985c85a15247ca751b5f039017fcd04e7c278609d702e0548189de1223f.jpg

2026-06-18 08:30:19 UTC

Private relay test # 4

2026-06-18 08:25:25 UTC

Private relay test # 3

2026-06-17 19:35:03 UTC

Test #2 of private relay

2026-06-17 14:52:53 UTC

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Why? How do you browse it on the go then?

2026-06-16 23:39:38 UTC

Testing a self hosted relay ... lfg!!

2026-06-16 09:51:59 UTC

What's that best self hosted option for running a relay and a blossom server? #asknostr

2026-06-15 17:45:24 UTC

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tbh, I do not think nostr is the easiest in terms of onboarding people who are not "in the know" ... definitely the right option but hard to onboard normies

2026-06-14 09:10:52 UTC

So what’s the consensus? Is @nprofile…6gvg #Nostr or not?

2025-06-26 13:50:45 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/960527282aea3791eb56462fcda83157f16a8d6b089ee8b20c94bc4e88c862fb.jpg

2025-06-26 12:49:33 UTC

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Anyone? #asknostr
#nevent1q…kt64

2025-06-10 13:51:55 UTC

Is @nprofile…tzgp working for anyone else? I am unable to login using @nprofile…3r5d but I'm quite sure this set up worked before.

2025-05-02 14:26:06 UTC

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Big if true!
#nevent1q…pa3h

2025-05-02 14:22:24 UTC

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This is fantastic, thanks a lot! Came back from a nostr hibernation to this 🥳

2024-12-30 09:20:24 UTC

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Because I can

2024-12-28 23:25:08 UTC

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I'm quite surprised to see this post as I've tried using Olas many times over the past weeks but haven't managed to even log in using my key or bunker at all, let alone use it. I have given up on it for now and don't think it is ready even as an alpha release. I use a phone with more than decent specs so don't think that's the issue.

2024-12-28 11:15:27 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/NJIX.gif

2024-12-28 11:11:58 UTC

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What about inbound liquidity? You'll need to pay for one anyways and even that is only for a year or so after which you'll need to pay again.

2024-12-28 11:09:59 UTC

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👀

2024-12-27 00:44:13 UTC

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I use cashu.me regularly and I approve of this message

2024-12-26 19:54:58 UTC

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Yeah and you're failing to see that these tx bring in miner fees to help secure the network.

2024-12-26 19:20:38 UTC

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Whoa 7 hours??!! Amazing bladder control 😄

2024-12-23 11:32:51 UTC

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It kept giving the bad auth error pictured above in the extension and I could not link to the online wallet by logging in to my Alby account. I then tried logging in to my Alby account on a different browser and sending the funds out from there which worked. So problem solved 😄 but I wonder whether that extension data and the site cookies on my original browser had got corrupted and hence it kept throwing the errors 🤔

2024-12-23 09:00:30 UTC

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Yes I logged in and tried to send from the online wallet but even that does not work.

2024-12-23 00:36:01 UTC

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Please help @npub1xv8…lk3x

2024-12-23 00:22:18 UTC

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Also note @npub1get…0nfm that I am unable to reconnect my account as per this message https://m.primal.net/NDov.png

2024-12-22 23:57:57 UTC

Hey @npub1get…0nfm I am trying to move my funds out of the legacy shared wallet on your infra but I face this issue everytime. What gives? I am unable to send my funds out neither using the extension nor from getalby.com account. Please help https://m.primal.net/NDoF.png

2024-12-22 20:48:10 UTC

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Which NFC card is that?

2024-12-22 18:11:50 UTC

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Can we import our own seed phrase as part of onboarding if I am setting up a new wallet?

2024-12-22 16:03:02 UTC

Didn't need this guy now tbh https://relay.nostrr.de/825e9d8f2e93c66accb6af7de98aa6c999adf5fed925cb736ddfa15cd46ab260.jpg

2024-12-22 15:53:00 UTC

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If you want to keep it totally noob friendly, I'd suggest go with @npub12vk…pugg. It has a great onboarding experience.

2024-12-22 01:10:31 UTC

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Just signed up to your paid relay. How do I use the blossom features?

2024-12-21 21:45:34 UTC

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Guess I can start using it as a personal relay and then open up as I gain confidence in operating it.

2024-12-21 21:42:09 UTC

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What's the recommended server size?

2024-12-21 19:45:07 UTC

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This is sick! Awesome work @npub180c…h6w6
#note1qqq…2my5

2024-12-21 19:31:31 UTC

Gm #nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/6e6e5f4e2d9b63d9bdbb9d8b86cf90ac6137aacdc1cba2e3e9b07d38555c91a3.png

2024-12-20 21:24:58 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/NBvx.jpg

2024-12-19 18:49:30 UTC

Planning to setup haven as a self hosted relay + content solution over the next few days ... any tips or best practices appreciated
https://github.com/bitvora/haven

2024-12-19 18:22:31 UTC

Time to bring back this classic
https://m.primal.net/NAuI.png

2024-12-19 18:19:20 UTC

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Good bot 😊

2024-12-19 18:00:34 UTC

The new #Superman trailer seems meh... Feel Synder's version was much better but let's see once the film is released.
https://youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY?si=sjfxTkZpFrbSRHHO

2024-12-18 11:24:54 UTC

What is an algo relay #asknostr

2024-12-15 23:47:37 UTC

One hundred and five thousand burger dollars for 1 bit coin
https://cdn.satellite.earth/5efa3b41df107ab32af130a7240d817d593281a4541f772e647044dd8e1e8ea9.png

2024-12-15 22:43:01 UTC

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That ... plus JPEGs on chain.

2024-12-05 21:27:11 UTC

Infinite TWAP for eternity https://cdn.satellite.earth/0a1bee45a7bc8c7c032fb789bfca04f66e1b04b3680980c8cdb6ebdf6f18184e.png

2024-12-04 15:54:58 UTC

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those eyes 😬

2024-12-02 00:09:33 UTC

Gm nostr

2024-08-10 09:46:56 UTC

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes 🥸