:watamelon: Xylo the Cozy 🥞

watamelon and [former] ruina connoisseur

i poast watamelon because i love watamelon
sometimes i poast anime feet too

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2025-01-25 01:28:22 CET

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@nprofile…m5h7 @nprofile…5dmj that's insane

2025-01-24 23:15:43 CET

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yippee
https://i.poastcdn.org/734abf1f83ea82742b958eab5cc0530ede0d225c8bc4ec57e92b4e59b750a30e.jpg

2025-01-24 23:15:05 CET

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who?

2025-01-24 21:08:19 CET

https://i.poastcdn.org/669db7b85362cba8b5f4c97bd98c3a544f1a64cf49239f051223a15df72084c3.png

2025-01-24 16:50:29 CET

Thank frick, it's friday and I have nothing else to do today...

2025-01-24 00:29:39 CET

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2025-01-20 06:33:58 CET

brb moving to Japan
https://i.poastcdn.org/bad8f06d8ce37df7e8ce72ae11cf388bf0a225be4a42723b71eb63a0f830b655.png

2025-01-17 17:06:15 CET

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2025-01-17 16:31:13 CET

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@nprofile…q88p @nprofile…y62z
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2025-01-17 04:31:13 CET

This is a country worth dying for
https://i.poastcdn.org/96c4157a98ae50c325fc4b521a8c0f5d72fd6d55b15822989519d7500efee552.png

2025-01-16 18:43:47 CET

The Elon Asmon spectacle reminds me of this but just a lot gayer
https://i.poastcdn.org/21ec3b9d157de61739c02b68404acbe07a3615f39ca16501c68eb98f3ac6d8ce.png

2025-01-16 16:19:16 CET

Elon is crashing out on twitter, removing Asmongold's twitter blue checkmark and leaking his dms with him lmfao

2025-01-13 01:10:56 CET

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I'd imagine carrot fries would taste great with dill dip

2025-01-07 05:09:06 CET

salty licorice is the bomb

2025-01-07 04:33:36 CET

no soil needed
https://i.poastcdn.org/6cd0b34670a630d1fb51b313d7d7c1a12aa467fd7fbcd2a476e8f7438ad4eaa6.png

2025-01-07 02:35:08 CET

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what did you reply to?

2025-01-07 02:20:09 CET

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Every vtuber should have this toggle
https://i.poastcdn.org/4e67dd3deab28a698285c7dee96819d1c6c7a7d70d20d960816414f29a0e9873.png

2025-01-07 00:59:42 CET

https://i.poastcdn.org/3dcd3c6d70cc1a2b35611bac4fe776eea1bd8a2a40d2fb70a2530af87982626d.mp4

2025-01-07 00:35:20 CET

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@nprofile…gnl8
https://i.poastcdn.org/294f012c0beb4b0df28e026eb310a0460e820d6bff99d04b038b851597d9794a.mp4

2025-01-06 20:38:02 CET

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I STAND WITH ENRON

2024-09-03 21:20:54 CEST

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@npub1rzv…rvuu Hey, this guy got a case of green fever!
Unfollowed! :watamelon:
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2024-09-01 21:06:17 CEST

billions must draw
https://i.poastcdn.org/6239d0e7a25b4df20e4242cc0765ce3d0a9599184b0464c858b03ca45d8947ac.png

2024-08-28 22:50:16 CEST

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2024-08-16 18:22:33 CEST

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@npub1y68…cxnw Halo 3 was before my time

2024-08-04 04:40:03 CEST

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2024-08-04 03:54:56 CEST

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@npub10fa…qg2x
Mr. Breast
send poast

2024-07-20 19:50:15 CEST

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@npub1jag…dspp @npub13jr…nmpf why would anyone block mamako? smdh

2024-07-15 18:50:34 CEST

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2024-07-15 01:04:14 CEST

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@npub1z9u…n3sg They tried to push this bullshit narrative at the last uefa as well and they lost because of the 3 niggers too lmfao

2024-07-14 11:31:58 CEST

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@npub1gvu…ct6q stoik

2024-07-14 01:54:49 CEST

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@npub1sh4…azjn apparently:
https://i.poastcdn.org/81069b8c6658d6c964462ff4a0d3ff8d28abe0682c40fa3efcb20255fdebeccc.png

2024-07-11 09:46:50 CEST

>jalapeño flavored cheese puffs
thoughts?

2024-07-04 01:49:45 CEST

Summer girls
https://i.poastcdn.org/ac2ecc5513936ea2d85f632fb2b3054aca35a58a5ea838f286599481a96d916c.png

2024-07-03 16:21:37 CEST

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@npub1lh8…93rx bro loves sprite

2024-07-03 16:02:51 CEST

bruh
https://i.poastcdn.org/40ec96f0106946e5243d759c80c8915b862d1cb113779afaa7120dfa3f8f0ea1.png

2024-07-01 06:42:18 CEST

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@npub19vk…5r78 is it from Ellie?

2024-06-21 22:28:51 CEST

gameboy advance motherboard
https://i.poastcdn.org/af6442a7e5849128c680fdd935fab719d02fcd5d64bc74b9dcea63ea9010646a.png

2024-06-19 15:52:55 CEST

i don't poop, i shit .
i piss and defecate myself.
you have every chance to stop me.
if you can. fair play if you do.

2024-06-19 15:05:36 CEST

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@npub16q0…6zn2 You can tell a lot about a person by what and how they grill
https://i.poastcdn.org/562bfbe179ee49ca0689c73fcdb2bda46a39383bfd0383e43e32072b78275f09.png

2024-06-19 13:52:41 CEST

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@npub1pq4…pp0s @npub1tdf…p9pl bri'ish

2024-06-19 13:51:33 CEST

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@npub1tdf…p9pl I like the designs. I'm looking forward to seeing how they act

2024-06-15 16:25:31 CEST

Looking forward to the thunder and the lightning

2024-06-14 22:09:53 CEST

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@npub1dy9…63xt breakcore got taken over by a bunch of trannies and it's been shit ever since

2024-06-11 20:28:32 CEST

>buldak ramen has been banned in Denmark
I'm sorry, Poastbros but...
I can't do the buldak anymore
https://i.poastcdn.org/00f46c10cbcbf7bbdaf8a23400f5c463a46c0a61acc93cdb196e164abc9a448d.jpg

2024-05-19 18:17:38 CEST

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2024-04-28 21:04:47 CEST

I've spent all day sleeping on this fine sunday

2024-04-22 02:01:32 CEST

I love how this artist did their best to not have to draw hands
https://i.poastcdn.org/84e91b56e2efc940ee3bab1c805db41d7683016e241d0891efaf5a490cc4dfcc.png

2024-03-22 18:19:21 CET

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@npub1hr7…mp73 Not really. It just means "black person"

2024-03-21 21:26:49 CET

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@npub1zwl…c034 Here, have a watamelon on the house
https://i.poastcdn.org/d48072af84f3de282e7e4dbc5ea8fd6b31c5152125340a364f2eab37a911ca56.jpg

2024-03-21 21:17:03 CET

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@npub1zwl…c034
https://i.poastcdn.org/f7b274ad472d7492c2d30f76d799c284f9ac5aefcfdb2dcf0d62d8fbd0b5bcf8.jpg

2024-03-20 15:43:44 CET

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@npub1p5d…whw2 Who's going to be the pioneer who's going to invent rape²?

2024-03-15 11:41:16 CET

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2024-03-15 00:59:52 CET

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@npub1kxc…md5f @npub167x…ml9g I still stand by my belief that the *concept* of Steven Universe is really good.
Too bad it was made by jews and niggers

2024-03-13 23:09:45 CET

journos in any field
are fags
https://i.poastcdn.org/d43bd15d57a44ec38857684ac4496c9213f73a84d81280c603ba9112119e7595.png

2024-03-12 20:35:04 CET

From a TakeThis presentation regarding gamergate
https://i.poastcdn.org/66eaab9b278f70a803faea9e900c7c19de8acbf3d5c554d021fae4869e640e10.png

2024-03-09 03:28:27 CET

Happy International Women's Day
https://i.poastcdn.org/8f5e90515584582a3af22474d69da1e38d460c49b0b5d2d8c5a85a5f9d7bd0d7.mp4

2024-03-08 11:25:59 CET

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@npub1rzv…rvuu I have committed to spring roll and I am eating good :watamelon:

2024-03-02 17:30:03 CET

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Please give them some time, friend.
Old people are slow on the uptake.
https://i.poastcdn.org/34e51938c5ea39dfadec05d457c3760aaf0b07508f16bea88af851e21306c47b.png

2024-02-24 01:56:19 CET

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@npub1rzv…rvuu ...how hungry
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2024-02-24 01:54:56 CET

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2024-02-21 23:26:17 CET

bro the fish are walking on land again
https://i.poastcdn.org/a94c3a27eb6527e14ff9a15cb2c0e4e1f8e3f7ab9afc5775353447f9eff7aadd.webm

2024-02-21 01:39:56 CET

they're making a borderlands movie
https://i.poastcdn.org/eb2980a900db2dc81908396caf2e54ca2e9b6d69b3ff3b862b83e6ed14fa0571.png

2024-02-17 17:59:41 CET

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2024-02-13 15:51:07 CET

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2024-02-13 02:53:47 CET

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@npub1e5r…k5ld @npub1s6c…eftm the rrat is that elira is the ring leader of the clique in nijisanji en and basically calls the shot as NijiEN management is non-existent

2024-01-31 11:21:13 CET

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@npub1w8h…wwdw closing off january 2024 that just kind of sets the mood for the rest of the year

2024-01-18 05:57:51 CET

pineapple on pizza is only acceptable if shrimp is also on the pizza

2024-01-14 15:19:36 CET

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@npub1qpa…207w @npub13jr…nmpf bro's trying to be so sly lmao

2024-01-14 15:16:35 CET

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@npub1qpa…207w @npub13jr…nmpf where did he comment this on? I want to read it myself

2024-01-12 23:34:02 CET

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@npub16gk…9ydd what do you need

2024-01-03 17:05:03 CET

>Starfield wins most innovative gameplay
that's the biggest fucking joke of 2024 and nothing is going to top it
https://i.poastcdn.org/e96b1f0b1719a8ed0135624add8a08e063e62f761361ad372b0fc31ff4de19f5.png

2023-11-12 14:59:31 CET

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2023-10-04 00:52:36 CEST

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@npub1ssx…w2h9 We haven't changed anything to the design theme of poast.
There might be a problem with your browser or machine :watamelon:

2023-09-22 19:50:24 CEST

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@npub12at…ktgx Grimacy

2023-09-21 17:41:26 CEST

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@npub1u9g…8gl5 @npub1597…twyj I don't know how

2023-09-11 19:47:35 CEST

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@npub13va…aqrv @npub1xza…veu8 she got raped

2023-09-08 06:26:43 CEST

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@npub195y…0tcw @npub1fev…w3la there's going to be a bean game?

2023-09-05 19:43:17 CEST

hyper melon
https://i.poastcdn.org/e789e77379d78a858451e68c9582aafc614b139723409eb66832461f9fc9e87f.gif

2023-09-05 12:51:37 CEST

>another day with no clouds in the sky and the sun at full blast
https://i.poastcdn.org/9c0c1f49fd6caefe9ae0d3dfb7f118f4e4158c3d9c41ae32a79c7354de92a1c7.png

2023-09-04 21:00:31 CEST

u got games on ur phone?
https://i.poastcdn.org/2afb88e05f5f94277df9b12554bf57e4e6c2894247db7be06960831ec0db16a6.png

2023-09-04 19:10:46 CEST

round meal chicken
https://i.poastcdn.org/6d3d75be9ebfa8160b41dc35e46ae695979d7cb05561d1704dfab7ed4810929c.png

2023-09-04 10:52:37 CEST

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@npub12d4…erfl @npub1jft…kvq8 It's tough. I would recommend if you are a big fan of fantasy and rpgs, to the point where you can overlook a lot of glaring flaws (narrative and gameplay wise) and even then, only the 1st and 2nd act is worth playing through.
Act 3 might as well be a different game, which is quite funny considering that's where you actually reach Baldur's Gate (the city) in the game.
Regardless, don't spend money on this *wink wink*

2023-09-04 10:15:07 CEST

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@npub1jft…kvq8 same. there are periods where the game is enjoyable and then it hits you with something fucked that takes you out of it

2023-09-03 14:41:11 CEST

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@npub1ard…95mv Triple A games are dead
https://i.poastcdn.org/34e51938c5ea39dfadec05d457c3760aaf0b07508f16bea88af851e21306c47b.png

2023-09-03 10:32:17 CEST

Total Family Vlogger Death

2023-09-01 01:52:20 CEST

watamelon duel
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2023-08-29 19:28:28 CEST

console war fags still exist and that's pathetic

2023-08-24 03:31:07 CEST

the pro "sex work" people are very insecure about sex and "sex work"
it's just another branch of male feminism, where guys are so thirsty for pussy and or intimacy that they're willing to lower their standards to an unreasonable degree

2023-08-16 23:54:36 CEST

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2023-08-12 09:53:10 CEST

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2023-08-07 22:39:34 CEST

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2023-08-07 22:22:39 CEST

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@npub1wr2…06kh @npub18hk…e9v2 I don't think you can
https://i.poastcdn.org/34e51938c5ea39dfadec05d457c3760aaf0b07508f16bea88af851e21306c47b.png

2023-08-07 16:59:49 CEST

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@npub18hk…e9v2 But I don't care about the world, I only care about myself and my happiness and I am very happy when I don't allow people to enjoy things!
https://i.poastcdn.org/907186626988a6a746781f0dfe1c2d36ac654c3db9d14999953843e4150e2191.png

2023-08-05 23:08:37 CEST

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@npub1u6d…wnfn wouldn't it have been cheaper to get it yourself?

2023-08-05 23:07:05 CEST

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@npub1u6d…wnfn what the frick. how

2023-08-05 19:08:04 CEST

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@npub1u86…cfmx Won't people from the back of the queue spill out onto the main floor though?

2023-07-19 17:36:56 CEST

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1q2j…crzn yup that was what we call a major oopsie in the statistics community
https://i.poastcdn.org/c38c507e95b2e5acb18adc8e6f6f40aab48cd53cfde904a95c88b11bac00cc9c.png
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2023-07-13 11:23:46 CEST

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@npub1zvw…2n2d congratulations, friend
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