I'm a millennial white gender-nonconforming nerd with invisible disabilities. Yay: swearing, accessibility, public radio, harm reduction, out-of-genre covers, collective action. Nay: the fall of US democracy, COVID denial, work pants, tomato sauces, casual cruelty, gatekeeping, CorporateSpeak, genocide. pronouns: she/they posts: will expire no: AI nor boosts without altText don't: let the cats out or the cops in
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Last Notes npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip RE: https://discuss.systems/@dan/116977399023489760 Paging all #fanFic nerds and #romance authors, especially gay men: an incomplete autofiction by Alan Turing has surfaced! It cribbed a lot from a 1952 gay novel Hemlock and After but seems to be about the hookup that lead to Turing's arrest for indecency. This story needs an ending. Please, make it so. Honor our #gayHistory and #gayElders. #note1erh…vxu2 npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip also, on Fedi using alt text allows people to filter for content they don't want to see right now/maybe ever. This can be an important mental health tool. Also, if an image has alt text, translation functions can let people who don't speak that language understand the image. Alt Text. It's worth the time. TM. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Hey. Hey. I have an Extremely Important and Scientific Poll. Please help me settle a debate by determining where Linux country is. #Linux users, where are you: npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Edit: thanks everybody!! I'm checking all of these out for my particular sitch, I appreciate all your help. ----------- Does anybody have cheap US cell service recs? - something you use or have used - I'm not bundling - $39.02 is the price to beat npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip #Alt4You A line graph of data centers vs megaprojects, in inflation-adjusted costs, billions USD. The y-axis goes up to $1T and the X axis goes to 70 years. Data center capex will go well off the map this year, ending 2025 at $930B in 6 years. US Railroads were $550B in 71 years, Interstate Highways $620B in 37 years, smaller players include Apollo, F-35, Manhattan Projects, International Space Station, and Marshall Plan. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip hey, what's the relationship between paddlesports and canoeing? Separate categories? npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip this is how I found out it was Dark Sky Week! 💕 npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip I think you might be outside the US, so I wanted to add some context: while the US political establishment has never truly been liberal, the Republican party used to be more liberal than the Democrats. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. The parties began to switch roles at the end of our Civil War and completed their switch during the Great Depression, although Republicans started accelerating right during the Civil Rights Era. Rough summary: https://www.studentsofhistory.com/ideologies-flip-Democratic-Republican-parties @npub1shd…nqra npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip is that a GPS attachment on her collar? npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip def. USian here. The international community needs to get organized against us if they value their freedoms. This is the 1930's again, and this time instead of enabling (and inspiring) the fascists we are the fascists. Learn from last time. Appeasement will not work, fear-based treaties and trying to befriend the monster in charge will not work. The monster understands neither loyalty nor friendship. uspol @npub16rn…um5p npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip I needed this so much. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip In an effort to Mental Health I am trying to not read news all day. What is the best time of day for one's own personal news hour? Ope, I can only have 4 options I guess, so lmk in comments if other. We can take "never look at any of it" as read, I think. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip have you seen Rare Exports? 2010, it's a Finnish dark comedy with some horror elements, probably my favorite Christmas movie of all time. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Sources for where to buy #DRMfree ebooks. eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/ Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.* ps: #fuckAmazon pps: *as I was looking for sources, I learned Tor has been DRM-free since 2012. Legit. They don't sell books directly from their site, but they'll be on eBooks and Rakuten Kobo. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip RE: https://wandering.shop/@kagan/115708086731540857 I am once again asking you not to help the Nazis make money. Here are some resources about finding a non-Substack home for your content. https://creativerly.com/the-best-substack-alternatives/ https://leavesubstack.com/ #note1dlg…77mv npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip yeah, I am against "freeloaders" coming into this conversation. Hot take, I want everyone to have their needs met whether or not they are "contributing" in a way that other people recognize. @npub1hpk…88gd npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Seeing a u in favorite always makes me feel like I've fallen into an alternate dimension @npub1eex…wnny @npub1388…sxrr npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Somebody told me fascists hate being laughed at, and nothing makes somebody look quite as ridic as trying to suppress a group of inflatable frogs. @npub1hpk…88gd npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Fam we have not yet begun to absurd @npub1hpk…88gd npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip A reminder that: Sometimes when you don't understand what a woman is telling you, it's not because *she's* confused npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip wow, to me it looked like really crisp acrylic! Thanks for always putting detailed AltText on these. <3 I dig it. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip absolutely wild that a woman of color sued to not have to teach about medical bias. "But 'tis a common proof, That lowliness is young ambition's ladder, Whereto the climber-upward turns his face; But when he once attains the upmost round He then unto the ladder turns his back, Looks in the clouds, scorning the base degrees By which he did ascend." npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip stolen to apply altText. https://cdn.masto.host/mastodonie/media_attachments/files/115/137/078/414/992/616/original/c6c99c89367605ae.jpg npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip jfc. I'm sure the Obamas have hiring their own security covered, but they shouldn't have to. He's just desperate for this civil war to go hot. npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip Can't wait for this bubble to pop https://cdn.masto.host/mastodonie/media_attachments/files/115/097/497/042/789/373/original/c4d6a17e3d3c40e7.png npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip hey kids, for those of us who don't actually want to see our feeds full of pictures of famous sex offenders, it would be super cool if you use the word Trump or Epstein in either your post or your alt Text about same so that our filters can work. There is no algorithm here, you can use the real words for things and using those words or even a #ContentWarning helps people maintain #MentalHealth so we can function. I promise, we haven't forgotten the president is a rapist. Thx, The Management npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip now that you mention it, it's wild that nobody in that picture is wearing an elastomeric. (Right? did I miss somebody?) npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip tips for making irl friends as an adult while the world is ending, go. #WrongAnswersOnly npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip OK, maybe a little bit of a timeline cleanse: here is a geologist patiently explaining where Oregon came from https://www.pbs.org/video/ancient-oregon-road-trip-zoiblo/ npub1jqc257awwtcslzj2acms2wxkkwjyh0dsgdd307hdgzr2vcka34dsmqgvmj Process Parsnip ok kids, where's all the good dopamine today