knutsvanholm

This is YUGE!
My former padawan has long since shown himself to be a true Jedi, but is now a fully fledged Jedi Master!
DEFENDING BITCOIN is, imho, already the Bitcoin book of the year, and there are a lot of good ones coming, believe me.
Watch my interview with Luke here:
https://youtu.be/BegIPFYAt6w
#nevent1q…435q

2026-05-09 13:40:37 UTC

The dream is the raw material.
Reality is merely a refined product.

2026-05-03 04:21:23 UTC

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Miss you too, Ralphie!

2026-05-02 17:48:35 UTC

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I am counting on one or two goats to sing along, yes

2026-05-02 07:10:58 UTC

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2026-05-02 06:05:38 UTC

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Good songs

2026-05-01 16:55:27 UTC

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Why?

2026-05-01 14:55:10 UTC

Ten songs recorded

2026-04-16 15:17:45 UTC

I've spent the last ten days or so recording songs for an album.
In the age of AI, I've decided to go 100% in the opposite direction. Just me and an acoustic guitar, recorded together. I might add some background strings here and there, but that's it.
These are all very personal songs that I've written over the last 5 years or so. The ones that stuck.
I haven't recorded music in a long time. The software feels familiar, but just the right amount of outside my comfort zone.
I'll be sharing this with the world in a couple of weeks. Might try to do a thing on @fountain_app. Might press a few vinyls if people are interested.
Looking forward to hearing what you think about the songs!

2026-04-15 10:27:52 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d1603160e8663247efb5e5286a9d55e6c2dd00768c992e1ad21b84e112939af9.jpg

2026-04-08 06:14:41 UTC

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Thank YOU, Efrat!
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2026-03-29 21:17:27 UTC

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Thank you, Jeff! Very glad you liked it!

2026-03-26 22:41:06 UTC

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👀
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2026-03-17 21:49:54 UTC

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Thank you! Glad you liked it!

2026-02-23 02:04:48 UTC

What are you afraid of?
Bitcoin is supposed to be decentralized. Its very core idea (pardon the pun) is that no individual or group controls it. That and that it changes as little as possible, which is what makes it good money.
The choices of individual network participants is what makes it tick, tock, next block. What hardware to buy, what software to run, what books to read, where and when to spend it, if ever.
It was always a binary bet. Either it fails, or we enter hyperbitcoinization.
♾️/21M
If that is not what you hope and believe that this will inevitably lead to, you're missing the point.
This is a global revolution, not a gimmick. And the only ones that can keep it that way are you and me. If we can reliably say that it's captured by one or a few entities, it's game over. There is no point anymore.
We're here to protect it from the throngs of people that are playing different games. Fiat minded larpers who exited too early, were scammers all along, or were to inpatient and lacked the conviction to wait for N to g the f**k U.
How each individual chooses to do that is, of course, up to them. But we are the nights watch, guarding the great wall of blocks immortalized in cryptographic amber.
Choose wisely. Do your part. Don't let fear dictate your actions.
/End of rant
P.S. no fkn ai was harmed (or used) during the production of this text.

2026-02-15 12:26:20 UTC

Team America perfectly described the current conflict in Bitcoin:
See, there are three kinds of people: d**ks, p**sies, and a-holes. P**sies think everyone can get along, and d**ks just want to f all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a-holes. And all the a-holes want is to shit all over everything. So p**sies may get mad at d**ks once in a while, because p**sies get f**ked by d**ks. But d**ks also f a-holes! And if they didn't f the a-holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d**k and your p**sy all covered in shit!
We, the plebs, are d**ks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d**s. And the developers are p**sies. And the spammers are a-holes. P**sies don't like d**ks, because p**sies get f**ked by d**ks. But dicks also fuck a-sholes. A-holes who just want to shit on everything. P**sies may think they can deal with a-holes their way. But the only thing that can f an a-hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with d**ks is that sometimes they f too much or f when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a p**sy to show them that. But sometimes, p**sies get so full of shit that they become a-holes themselves... because p**sies are only an inch and a half away from a-holes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f these a-holes, we're going to have our d**ks and p**sies all covered in shit!
#BIP110

2026-02-06 09:05:30 UTC

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Bitcoin didn't crash.
Paper Bitcoin did.
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2026-02-01 07:43:25 UTC

I have an E-scooter. I'm taking it to Costco.

2026-01-29 08:20:12 UTC

https://www.knutsvanholm.com/product-page/bip110-hat https://blossom.primal.net/1efbf145de82fd6d1eab88b53b73d26dcbadf55c24a2601c92863934d2f55807.png

2026-01-25 09:18:33 UTC

Morning poetry:
The taxman cometh and kindly asketh: "it puts the lotion in the basket!"
The bankster cometh and chimeth in, "it puts the lotion on it's skin!"

2026-01-21 14:49:55 UTC

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What makes you think "monthly salaries" are even a thing post hyperbitcoinization?

2026-01-20 15:23:07 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/582c5390768a2d4aaa34fb8c638aed44152a2d3d7df54b1cb621a8b65f22f468.jpg

2026-01-18 12:25:03 UTC

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Imagine, everything there is and everything that will ever be, divided by 21 million.

2026-01-13 19:03:39 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/54986e7262079cda3609f1a431c60e9623f8c0d7da654076184e6abe1f27cf5d.jpg

2026-01-12 05:13:39 UTC

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🧡

2026-01-11 12:04:03 UTC

The Vacuum Cleaner Paradox:
It sucks if it doesn't.

2026-01-11 08:42:02 UTC

Potential Nostr attack vector:
Since Nostr has a higher technical barrier to entry, its users will consist solely on people of the right side of the the bell curve.
This may sound like a good thing, but here's what could happen:
The lack of the "shotgun redneck" left-side tail-end of the bell curve can skew political opinions on Nostr to favor the middle-of-the-bell-curve people. You know, the people who pushed for censorship on the legacy platforms.
Add to this that the illusion that one can "delete" posts simply doesn't exist in most Nostr clients. The perceived permanency of Nostr-posting could incentivize people to self-censor more.
In the long run, this could lead to suppression of unpopular political ideas and, following that, people with more "extreme" political views leaving.
WDYT? Legitimate concern or is there another angle here?

2026-01-07 15:42:01 UTC

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Yes, I do. I might even dye my hair.

2026-01-03 07:15:47 UTC

All nationalists.
All socialists.
Every single politician believes that the state is legit and that taxes and inflation can be morally justified.
Every. Single. One.
Collectivism IS the problem.
https://blossom.primal.net/42cf8c108ff8cfc1fad0831bd2771141d7adb84e1eda6a25aea20324fcace904.jpg

2026-01-03 06:21:59 UTC

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#nevent1q…6v6y

2026-01-03 05:00:31 UTC

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Boom!

2025-12-22 07:49:12 UTC

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Glad you like it!

2025-12-18 19:34:20 UTC

We've been marries for 15 years today! 🧡
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2025-12-15 13:38:43 UTC

Knut Marley - Consensual Sats
https://blossom.primal.net/6c592ca44eb89db1c6f42d4b7dbc3d6a25e48725d76ae286f2f89c67a745c003.mp4

2025-12-11 12:43:38 UTC

The Separation of Money and State, 2021
https://blossom.primal.net/842768a77596efd2403269d9a79584006f347e5ca6de12bbd6e0da7cc832e4cc.mp4

2025-12-11 04:38:16 UTC

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Not in this sense, no.

2025-12-10 12:26:49 UTC

Pippi Longstocking showed us the way.
Astrid Lindgren, a woman whose tax rate hit an absurd 102% (yep, over 100%), once penned a satirical takedown exposing the obvious theft of progressive taxation, which actually led to a rewrite of the absurd tax laws.
One of the main reasons for this absurd tax bill (aside from the regular old Jante-Law-type Swedish envy) was the enormous success of her most beloved book character, Pippi Longstocking.
Pippi is the ultimate fearless anarcho-capitalist icon, embodying self-ownership, voluntaryism, and resilience against institutional overreach.
Born to a seafaring pirate king (her birthright as heir to adventure and independence), she inherits a chest brimming with sound money gold coins. No fiat funny paper for Pippi. Only hard assets that can't be inflated away by central banks.
Using her cunning and raw physical strength alone, Pippi fiercely defends her property, Villa Villekulla, against would-be attackers, such as nosy neighbors or bumbling cops trying to "civilize" her, on a daily basis.
Pippi spits on authority at every turn, refusing public schooling and politely telling the people who want to put her in an orphanage to go f themselves. She educates herself through real-world exploits, trading stories and skills voluntarily with her normie friends, Tommy and Annika.
Always taking matters into her own hands, she barters, explores, and innovates without permits or regulations. She never initiates force, yet she’s never afraid to defend her inherent right to be left alone.
Her unlicensed pet monkey and horse are her sovereign companions.
She's an agorist living completely off-grid, and a one-girl revolution ready to debunk the involuntary nature of statist bullshit at every turn.
In conformist Sweden, where fitting in is held in higher regard than anything else, and folks avoid conflict like the plague, Pippi is the ultimate anomaly. She flips the script on passive obedience, inspiring kids and adults alike to question all rules to this day.
No wonder she’s popular there...

2025-12-08 09:13:13 UTC

Not your platform, not your definition of "free speech"

2025-12-06 16:31:37 UTC

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Not your keys, not your coins. True then, true now.

2025-12-03 15:38:46 UTC

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We'll look into it!

2025-12-01 08:07:56 UTC

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2025-12-01 04:24:33 UTC

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🧡 🧡 🧡

2025-11-28 14:26:59 UTC

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How did you like it?

2025-11-28 14:25:56 UTC

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Thanks! We're very proud of it!

2025-11-27 08:26:33 UTC

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👀
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2025-11-25 07:17:00 UTC

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👀
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2025-11-10 12:13:05 UTC

Excellent video!
https://youtu.be/wD-c4jwJ0pw

2025-11-10 02:47:14 UTC

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Loved the first two episodes!

2025-11-10 02:46:41 UTC

El Salvador!
Nice to be back!

2025-11-07 14:15:16 UTC

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🤣

2025-11-07 07:23:22 UTC

If you love humanity, you hate the state.

2025-11-07 07:10:58 UTC

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When we have the time...

2025-11-07 07:07:30 UTC

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Congratulations, Avi!

2025-11-03 06:05:43 UTC

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Congratulations!

2025-10-29 14:03:30 UTC

Have you ever seen Nevermined live?
https://blossom.primal.net/4476dde1eefe2e32322c2b3f4856813848ffef178afd5cff38fae2d652ba528e.mp4
@nprofile…se08 @nprofile…pykq @nprofile…gud9 @nprofile…urae

2025-10-29 02:28:03 UTC

Nevermined - Breed
@nprofile…mey0 @nprofile…nq3e @nprofile…prka @nprofile…urae
https://blossom.primal.net/0b041e2a34c4f8597f475debed157498667a8ce8dccbbe627ea41e0846c4aca2.mp4

2025-10-28 09:05:54 UTC

Nevermined - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Live from @nprofile…urae
Guitar/vocals - Yours Truly
Guitar - @nprofile…prka
Drums - @nprofile…nq3e
Bass - @nprofile…mey0
https://blossom.primal.net/da2c0f8233ac473e1b2adf088e3fa0bdefc71d213d1daff1c2020e0697dba9c5.mp4

2025-10-13 15:23:18 UTC

New @nprofile…k3zk show with Chris Guida out now!
https://youtu.be/Ma4LfIzzNaw

2025-10-07 04:03:44 UTC

GM!
I take not taking myself too seriously very seriously.
IMHO, more people should.

2025-10-07 04:03:13 UTC

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Thank you @nprofile…a2xp!

2025-10-03 11:02:31 UTC

Had a great time with Tim Allen on the Free Cities podcast during the Baltic Honeybadger Conference in Riga earlier this year.
Check it out! 👇
https://youtu.be/F1z2nSd8tZY

2025-10-02 13:37:38 UTC

The biggest hurdle to human civilizational progress is, by far, monetary inflation.
This is the main problem Bitcoin solves.
The reason the problem exists in the first place is that humans cannot resist the urge to debase money.
History clearly shows evidence of this.
From the coin clippers of old to the Federal Reserve, people in charge of money issuance all had one job, and they all failed at it spectacularly.
They couldn't resist enriching themselves at the expense of others.
In Bitcoin, there is no way to increase the money supply.
There are, however, other ways of enriching yourself at the expense of others within the system.
At least as long as there are gullible morons around.
You can pretend that the data involved in a specific transaction has some other value than the value of the sats themselves.
This notion is, of course, absurd, since public data cannot be owned. Everything in the timechain is available for everyone on Earth to see, at all times, forever.
Selling "rare sats" is the equivalent of selling stars in the Andromeda galaxy.
In fact, you cannot even own the sats!
However, you can act as if you own them, since you have access to a Private Key, and realize how implausible it is that someone else also has access to the same key.
Additionally, it is implausible that the 21M cap will ever change.
This is what makes the sat special!
Bitcoin is humanity's best shot at fixing the inflation problem because no one has access to a printer, and everyone has the ability to verify everything in the system for themselves.
Which is why people run nodes.
The sat is the system's internal value-signaling system. Miner fees and rewards are paid in sats.
Whenever someone puts arbitrary data on-chain to fool a gullible moron, they make the entire system a little bit worse, since every full node now has to store that data forever.
Coin clipping didn't change the face value of the coin, but burdened the entire system since there were now more coins in circulation.
Shitcoining on Bitcoin doesn't change the face value of the sat (1 BTC still equals 1 BTC), but it makes nodes more expensive to run.
Increasing node costs does burden the system.
People who make money selling arbitrary data on Bitcoin do so at the expense of every single other bitcoiner.
They are as bad as coin clippers and central bankers.
You don't hate them enough.
Shitcoiners act against the best interests of their fellow human beings.
They are immoral thieves and scammers. Make no mistake about it.
What makes the behavior even worse is that you need a considerable amount of knowledge about Bitcoin to execute these scams.
For more than a decade, they've had the chance to study and understand why Bitcoin is humanity's best chance to solve its own worst self-inflicted problem.
Still, they choose to fuck people over. It's disgusting.
Bitcoin will survive them, but we need to weed them out.
IMHO, shitcoiners shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Bitcoin development.
Their actions clearly show that they're the least qualified people on Earth to influence the future of this value-language.
Before forming an opinion on the current Core vs. Knots debate, ensure you understand the anti-Bitcoin ethos nature of shitcoining.
Especially when done on the timechain.
Scamming is bad enough, but damaging humanity's best shot at world peace in the process? Unforgivable.
So, what can you do?
Call out scams and scammers when you see them! Attack bad ideas, not people.
Don't ever like or retweet a shitcoiner! They love attention.
Block bad actors!
Run a node and refuse to relay shit!
And most importantly - use sats as money.
/End of rant

2025-09-29 19:56:58 UTC

New @nprofile…k3zk Show out now!
This time, I'm chatting with wonderful human rights defender
@nprofile…a2xp!
Give it a listen to learn more about the disastrous new EU Chat Control initiative, and much more!
https://youtu.be/6RxxD70yOjA

2025-09-26 19:05:57 UTC

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We are not the ones who want to change things.

2025-09-18 12:50:42 UTC

I'm super proud to announce that I'll be returning to El Salvador in November to speak at the spectacular https://bitcoinhistorico.com event, held in San Salvador's Centro Histórico (including the national palace)!
This one will be something else!
Many thanks to @nprofile…w2ua and @nprofile…adj2 for making this happen!

2025-09-18 12:37:28 UTC

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Our pleasure!

2025-09-18 07:27:18 UTC

The first episode of a series I made about ♾/21M in Naples, Florida, back in June, is out now!
https://youtu.be/uKg7D13zU1M

2025-09-11 18:11:12 UTC

A new episode of the Bitcoin Infinity Academy is out now!
This one covers the first chapter of my second book, "Bitcoin: Independence Reimagined"
Check it out!
https://youtu.be/TQeif9jdCn0

2025-09-09 08:52:39 UTC

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Sure!

2025-09-07 05:45:10 UTC

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The Internet's most beautiful clusterfuck

2025-09-04 20:06:46 UTC

The second course of the Bitcoin Infinity Academy is here!
This course explores the ideas of my second book, Bitcoin: Independence Reimagined, written in late 2019.
First episode out now!
https://youtu.be/a69x9IHrKnA
Find out more about the project here:
https://geyser.fund/project/infinity

2025-09-02 09:35:35 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3321b32090756f45a9b2ddabc736630124f7de65584c02c43480a4afa3d4e199.mp4
Which way, Western man?

2025-09-01 16:36:26 UTC

Super excited to have @nprofile…w2ua back on the @nprofile…k3zk Show!
@nprofile…se08 and I had a chance to sit down with him and have a deep chat during @nprofile…nzfe.
Don't miss this one, people, this one's a banger!
https://youtu.be/T5oNkf3spZc

2025-08-29 07:02:28 UTC

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😉

2025-08-26 14:16:08 UTC

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I endorse this message!

2025-08-22 08:10:31 UTC

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Awesome!

2025-08-19 00:19:47 UTC

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👀
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