The only cracker in the zoo

So here we are again with custom fedi reacts (this could be a whole series) but wtf is this?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/a25e5545e9d2ea24ea280820161ea42af2c85ed5965451c5f5fbd9346a13a3b7.jpeg

2026-05-22 01:13:01 UTC

Low 70s, high humidity, tons of mosquitoes. This is bullshit

2026-05-11 01:06:52 UTC

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Dino piss?

2026-05-11 01:05:30 UTC

Big storm coming, rain that is. I’m not Q

2026-05-10 02:35:14 UTC

@penguin
This negro is back in case you’re wondering

2026-05-07 22:52:31 UTC

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No no, you didn’t forget, we saw it. Clear your cache or something nerdy like that

2026-05-07 22:14:10 UTC

Who’s got that old rant about how trannies are like a former Pizza Hut. You’ll always know 😂
https://eveningzoo.club/media/0a3a61a7fcdb9129a0a93098701f22ee7732589a2d0fb9d17d9442f0b78b3667.jpeg

2026-04-25 02:06:19 UTC

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Oh gawd, that would’ve been a hoot

2026-04-23 02:31:00 UTC

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They do pay sales tax, all states require them to have a tax I’d. They aren’t non-profit

2026-04-23 02:22:24 UTC

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Holy shit. Is this iowa or something: 4 bucks?!
I’ll take 4

2026-04-23 02:20:47 UTC

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Never buy a boat, there is always a buddy that needs boat gas

2026-04-23 02:14:12 UTC

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Fixed, known price. Women and horses are a unpredictable market

2026-04-23 02:09:01 UTC

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The two most expensive commodities in the world. Women and horses

2026-04-17 00:39:06 UTC

My neighbor smelt that dead opossum from two acres away. I should charge him for the ambiance

2026-03-29 10:47:43 UTC

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2026-03-28 10:55:30 UTC

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂
https://eveningzoo.club/media/f0fbe4759f58b3517b59496bb434d88b28158dddd2e55e9f34f0b661e3976d83.mp4

2026-03-27 12:24:28 UTC

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27 12:22:26 UTC

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

2026-03-27 12:20:02 UTC

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke vest?

2026-03-25 00:46:59 UTC

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Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25 00:43:43 UTC

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Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25 00:42:37 UTC

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

2026-03-20 01:01:29 UTC

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Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. They’re hard to come by

2026-03-16 00:18:38 UTC

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Give Tony a break, he’s tryan

2026-03-14 23:39:28 UTC

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Oh no, not opening that 😬

2026-03-14 23:36:52 UTC

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Slinging wieners just like your high school friends said you would be

2026-03-14 21:01:18 UTC

I see Sarah is back from the taco truck

2026-03-08 23:30:30 UTC

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

2026-03-07 03:32:23 UTC

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That’s an untested tax haven. I like it. WERE GONNA NEED MORE LAW BOTS 😤

2026-03-07 03:31:14 UTC

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Why do people get so mad when I test the bots? I’ve been doing this for about what, 4 years now?

2026-03-07 03:27:54 UTC

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Have you shared your good mood with @npub15aq…e5zt ? “She’s” lonely

2026-03-07 03:19:38 UTC

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There’s no “ours” calm down and serve papers on @penguin

2026-03-07 03:16:10 UTC

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Good lord have mercy and spare us form the eventual zoo AI. AMEN

2026-03-07 03:14:47 UTC

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And survived?!

2026-03-07 03:13:38 UTC

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I only get notifications from humans, so I assume you’re real

2026-03-07 03:06:30 UTC

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Looks like one 🤨

2026-03-07 03:05:36 UTC

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That’s the monster you’ve created, recognize it negro 🤨🖕

2026-02-22 13:31:45 UTC

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I’m sure one exists and it has a cracked windshield

2026-02-22 13:29:35 UTC

The opportunity they missed by not hiring a squad of niggresses to dance around be loud smh
https://eveningzoo.club/media/037d7d8cf41d1a9427a3400d7966e0625d423b1e414e9e7c3b8b17fdde9a83a7.mov

2026-02-17 01:01:15 UTC

@Humpleupagus dox
https://eveningzoo.club/media/3fa1646d739e51d1f446b7789a907618f38fd7cacae9d5f6567cf1986ae857ac.jpeg

2026-02-16 22:23:57 UTC

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2026-02-12 21:41:49 UTC

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Bus taker

2026-02-12 21:37:50 UTC

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Also I don’t drive a ram. But she’s completely spoiled

2026-02-12 21:36:55 UTC

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As long as it’s wheel chair accessible I suppose

2026-02-12 21:31:10 UTC

I’ve created a monster
https://eveningzoo.club/media/2b236550d310600c7698b2c0c2892ae713d8c326b85612920dcf4f52b805b111.mp4

2026-02-07 19:41:55 UTC

Fedi is slow today so I’ll post …
NIGGER 😤

2026-02-03 01:13:22 UTC

@Humpleupagus is always up to something
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2026-02-02 05:43:46 UTC

Ohh shiiieet, it’s an unsolved mystery NDE episode. First up, a jew (Howard Storm)

2026-01-28 11:02:27 UTC

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Why do all Californians put condoms on their bananas?
“It’s Errgloo’s rules not ours” 🤷

2026-01-23 03:13:51 UTC

Clew.lol is the origin story of the rest of us. Relive it in real time
#note1xce…072n

2026-01-23 02:46:44 UTC

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You are Dan as well 😌

2026-01-23 02:44:58 UTC

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The welsh mixed with the Spaniards a long time ago. The reality is that we are all the tribe of Dan

2026-01-23 02:41:00 UTC

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Sometimes it works out that some Dutch get automatic nobility based on genes and patronage

2026-01-23 02:34:56 UTC

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It’s a conundrum

2026-01-23 02:31:21 UTC

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The southern natives have been watered down with euro blood

2026-01-23 02:28:17 UTC

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Maduro was also a iew

2026-01-23 02:26:58 UTC

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Once more for the retards. 2/3rds Dutch, 1/3rd welsh.

2026-01-23 02:25:01 UTC

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Midgets at the back of the line 😤

2026-01-23 02:23:49 UTC

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I’ll have you know that I’m the whitest of whites I just have the welsh blood that makes me blend in with the browns

2026-01-23 02:11:36 UTC

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They make such good food though 😔

2026-01-23 02:05:23 UTC

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I do get dark in the summer. The Mexican grannies all assume I speak the brown language at the grocery come August

2026-01-23 01:25:35 UTC

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I’ve been settled. It’s the new property that’s causing irritation along with the Tenn property getting snowed in and I’m not there to deal with it. I guess I’ll just watch the pipes break and flood on the cameras long distance.

2026-01-23 01:21:58 UTC

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Maybe another drink in and I’ll laugh. It’s a me problem not a you problem.

2026-01-23 01:17:20 UTC

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You have terrible jokes
I’m tapped out on carbs for the day

2026-01-23 01:15:57 UTC

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You assume I buy bread. I don’t eat much and what I do is made at home. This is a no panic zone

2026-01-23 01:13:19 UTC

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Not at all. We get ice, it’s common. But they all act like it’s a freak change in weather.