zonk :fatteratte:

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2026-09-09 00:02:02 UTC

gonna tell my kids this is the green card
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2026-09-06 01:56:00 UTC

:eyes_fast:
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2026-08-22 00:12:55 UTC

he inform on my delivery until i United States Postal Service®

2026-08-11 21:51:50 UTC

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2026-08-10 20:26:33 UTC

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2026-07-26 18:57:05 UTC

⚠️⚠️ LINUX KERNEL SOURCE CODE LEAKED!!!
this guy named linus torvalds just reverse engineered linux source code and leaked it on github, all computer systems running on linux are vulnurable
billions of lines of code, 1.5 million commits, 240k stars
all linux users are suggested to switch to windows as soon as possible
https://github.com/torvalds/linux

2026-07-24 18:01:52 UTC

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2026-07-09 13:25:47 UTC

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if humans are animals, then twinks are beasts

2026-06-27 02:40:23 UTC

grass toucher 9000

2026-06-26 04:01:58 UTC

lawrence, ks is super cool

2026-06-25 00:33:42 UTC

looking at the slate truck/suv and it looks incredibly tempting. i love the minimalistic design and, most importantly, no dealership sales!!! i know im for sure going electric when my car dies, but ill let other people be the guinea pigs for a few years before i get one

2026-06-23 16:03:15 UTC

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2026-06-17 17:11:36 UTC

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2026-06-11 04:16:02 UTC

i may be an evil pervert but i am NOT using the vibe coded ai masturbation tracker
https://goonmaxxing.goonplex.com/
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2026-06-07 15:15:13 UTC

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2026-05-31 01:46:21 UTC

commercial van truck instead of economy car to save $18? 👀
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2026-05-24 22:46:20 UTC

and they say romance is dead
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2026-05-22 00:24:25 UTC

kalshi tv ads are so evil. literally gamblemaxxing, the lawyers clearly just ctrl+f replaced "gamble" with "trade" in the script

2026-05-20 00:43:35 UTC

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ok, but cloudflare would never ask you to open powershell and run a shell script lol

2026-05-19 20:33:18 UTC

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2026-05-19 16:49:18 UTC

that's wagslop bro. you only like it because it makes your tail go back and forth

2026-05-18 22:36:52 UTC

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2026-05-18 22:32:41 UTC

after living in america for 5 years, i still don't understand miles or fareigh.... farreigh .... FUCK

2026-05-18 22:26:03 UTC

dudes playing league really say "i call bottom". ok bro bite the pillow

2026-05-18 02:16:19 UTC

they stop asking for ID when the light in your eyes is extinguished

2026-05-16 18:18:48 UTC

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fuck an ai chatbot, where's the ai powered automated edging toy???

2026-05-15 00:15:58 UTC

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i sniffed a hot guy's feet this week
before clumsily backing into a shelf with my butt and knocking down a mirror, which ultimately broke
god hates footfags, he interrupted my foot time 😔

2026-05-13 22:20:33 UTC

men are so awesome. share if you agree

2026-03-16 10:43:33 UTC

im never leaving malaysia
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2026-02-12 04:37:52 UTC

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give me your sugar daddy's phone number NOW

2026-02-12 04:35:57 UTC

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wtf i thought you needed to be a hotel guest to swim there??? you can just swim???

2026-01-27 05:27:31 UTC

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but what if i want to be a good piggy for Big Fag and grasp at all the fagslop that i can see

2026-01-26 16:06:48 UTC

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the absolute sloppy state of so many of these tools is honestly great. normies who don't understand how to use them have ensured an infinite supply of work for me. and it's not even that hard, i just clean up after their mistakes and get paid handsomely

2026-01-22 12:32:52 UTC

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2026-01-22 03:46:54 UTC

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even after living in a supposedly disadvantaged area of kansas (that has 5g, walmart, thriving local businesses, and a fresh stream of new colleges students coming in), a trip to hickland really put things into perspective for me. "the greatest country on earth" has a whole class of people that it just forgot about, and not enough emphasis is placed on lifting them out of poverty (obviously intentionally)

2026-01-22 03:23:14 UTC

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2026-01-15 01:47:22 UTC

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i can't believe you're two men in a dinosaur trenchcoat!!!

2026-01-14 03:17:34 UTC

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i can't dance either, only shuffle around autistically, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying it. edm usually goes straight into my irresponsible driving playlist, alongside other club bangers.
you like hypno porn, i like actually getting hypnotized in real life, we are not the same. perhaps if you stopped looking at spirals all the time you'd remember what you were talking about 👀

2026-01-13 18:34:34 UTC

i can't believe we shut down vine so we could watch thirst traps, followed by footage of war crimes, and then an ad for moisturizer, all within 30s of each other. no wonder we have irreversible brain damage

2026-01-01 23:49:29 UTC

i need a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long hug

2025-12-24 17:25:52 UTC

perhaps it would be wise to delete files like "Heated Rivalry S01E01 Rookies 2160p HMAX WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 265-STC.mkv" from my hard drive before i land in kazakhstan (not because piracy, but because homosexuality)

2025-12-23 18:07:19 UTC

i-294 is NOT for the weak. a truck passed me while i was doing 85 (still not keeping up with the flow of traffic, speed limit is 45) and i had to go full moscow driver mode to survive

2025-11-22 02:28:46 UTC

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