Partisan Night Slut :pns:

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The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.

Based in: Pakistan

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2026-08-28 05:23:53 CEST

That's a hospital. Where people go to get better.
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2026-08-28 05:03:28 CEST

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2026-08-27 22:42:35 CEST

Every day I remove a half dozen loose eyelashes. I don't have THAT many. How fast do these things grow?

2026-08-27 21:35:26 CEST

Lindsay Clancy's lawyer calls her a 'darn good mother' during closing arguments in trial for murdering her 3 kids.

2026-08-27 21:26:31 CEST

Canada's Leaders ADMIT There Is NO PLAN! - YouTube
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2026-08-27 17:24:11 CEST

The Gynos are remarkably cavalier about violence.
What exactly does war against men look like? Is it a paper war?
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2026-08-27 17:07:39 CEST

Doesn't matter if it IS nailed down...
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2026-08-27 17:04:20 CEST

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2026-08-27 15:39:48 CEST

She appears to be a medical professional. Not a nurse, but maybe a physio or kinesiologist. Even dietician. She's got that go-go lifestyle activewear at work.
She's decided to do this in some public washroom but doesn't feel secure enough in her screed to not hide her work ID.
Also too much eyeliner. Way too much eyeliner.
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2026-08-27 14:49:41 CEST

Horrible way to die. Dragged and scraped and smashed over talus, until you pass out or drown.
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2026-08-27 14:41:28 CEST

That's super neat: get superfat and get a bowl cut.
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2026-08-27 14:26:21 CEST

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2026-08-27 13:48:18 CEST

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2026-08-27 13:47:43 CEST

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2026-08-27 13:30:52 CEST

OP is a troon.
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2026-08-27 13:19:24 CEST

Chicago.
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2026-08-27 13:18:20 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:53:43 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:43:37 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:42:58 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:40:03 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:39:44 CEST

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2026-08-27 06:37:35 CEST

Footage emerging from Nepal’s Rasuwa and Nuwakot districts in the wake of the massive flash flood.
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2026-08-27 06:14:33 CEST

CBC tells journalists not to call 9/11 a "terrorist attack" - WHAT?! - YouTube
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2026-08-27 05:28:50 CEST

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2026-08-26 23:14:53 CEST

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Even with a backseat driver...

2026-08-26 23:05:53 CEST

Two girls on a Lime scooter go flying through a restaurant’s glass window during a chaotic Baltimore teen takeover on the first day of school.
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2026-08-26 22:38:32 CEST

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2026-08-26 21:19:30 CEST

Lindsay Clancy was a LABOR & DELIVERY NURSE.
If she somehow skates on these charges she should never be allowed to practice again.

2026-08-26 17:07:10 CEST

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2026-08-26 15:18:24 CEST

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"We don't serve horses in here, Ingalls."
"Then you must've changed your menu."

2026-08-26 15:02:14 CEST

Happy Hump Day!
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2026-08-26 14:54:45 CEST

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2026-08-26 14:53:58 CEST

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2026-08-26 14:53:22 CEST

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2026-08-26 14:50:23 CEST

Somebody's bound to say it...
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2026-08-26 14:44:56 CEST

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2026-08-26 14:41:57 CEST

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Hillbilly Particle Accelerator.

2026-08-26 14:40:25 CEST

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All four tires came off the ground.
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2026-08-26 14:31:32 CEST

So close...
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2026-08-26 14:20:49 CEST

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2026-08-26 13:44:58 CEST

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2026-08-26 13:44:43 CEST

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2026-08-26 13:13:41 CEST

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2026-08-26 13:12:58 CEST

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2026-08-26 13:04:21 CEST

Three entire generations of women now have been raised to be utter political airheads. They simply do not know what they do not know and it's become the sort of problem that's unfixable.
One of the things that happens is that even if you created laws that limited women's victim shit and their need to expound on anything at all, is that soon there won't be any older women to teach the new girls how to live properly.
It's lost knowledge.

2026-08-26 12:50:15 CEST

EVERY ONE of these Lindsay drones making videos about their deepest thoughts ALSO supported men invading bathrooms and displacing girls in sports.

2026-08-26 12:09:38 CEST

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Yes.

2026-08-26 12:07:02 CEST

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2026-08-26 11:42:09 CEST

At the Kanye show...
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2026-08-26 11:37:21 CEST

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2026-08-26 11:03:09 CEST

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If you watch the body language, these are not Mossad-tier agents so they can't hide their gestures and microexpressions.

2026-08-26 11:00:02 CEST

She couldn't think of a better way to love and protect her baby than aborting it.
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2026-08-26 05:47:47 CEST

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2026-08-26 05:20:17 CEST

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2026-08-26 05:15:27 CEST

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2026-08-26 05:12:30 CEST

The lowest cost means of getting rid of ringworm: sandpaper and alcohol.
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2026-08-26 04:58:05 CEST

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2026-08-26 03:51:19 CEST

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2026-08-26 03:42:33 CEST

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2026-08-26 03:02:39 CEST

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2026-08-26 02:54:19 CEST

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2026-08-26 02:48:39 CEST

Guy in red used to box. Clearly.
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2026-08-26 02:40:35 CEST

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I might use mine every 90 days.

2026-08-26 02:38:59 CEST

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I hate the start menu so much.

2026-08-26 02:29:49 CEST

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I couldn't even.

2026-08-26 02:25:20 CEST

How many icons do you have pinned to your taskbar? I have 32.

2026-08-26 02:18:26 CEST

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2026-08-26 02:11:48 CEST

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2026-08-26 01:55:57 CEST

His attacker never factored in the GSD.
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2026-08-24 19:38:07 CEST

Niggers: "They hate us!"
The Electric Company: "Yeah? You shot at our workers."
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2026-08-24 18:53:02 CEST

Well they're SO pleasant!
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2026-08-24 18:39:15 CEST

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2026-08-24 18:12:07 CEST

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I saw this yesterday and no one could say where it came from. THAT and the fact it's pristine, I suspect this is the work of AI.

2026-08-24 17:47:12 CEST

Jumper, no jumping! Korea.
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2026-08-21 15:40:08 CEST

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2026-08-21 14:12:17 CEST

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2026-08-21 12:47:14 CEST

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2026-08-20 19:40:51 CEST

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What'd you breaik/tear in your ankle?

2026-08-20 17:57:38 CEST

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If your rye bread is moldy, throw it out. Trust me.

2026-08-19 15:35:50 CEST

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Literally what makes it NA? The jingles?
I guess it's a three-way circlejerk on Sundays? Is Adam doing it once a week enough?

2026-08-15 14:21:56 CEST

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2026-08-15 14:02:25 CEST

This has to be the most abusive business practice you could inflict on a driver. Pedal your truck.
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2026-08-14 12:20:43 CEST

Nothing says privilege like being weak and unable to enforce your edicts but issuing them nonetheless and no harm comes to you.
This is all ego and cult of persona. She wants to be the face of D.
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2026-08-13 13:09:33 CEST

Canada's plan appears to be to disparage anyone who doesn't trust big pharma as racist, xenophobic, dishonest, misogynist, supremacist, and terroristic. This is the first salvo.
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2026-08-10 18:06:55 CEST

Pimp proposes to his top earner.
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2026-08-04 22:47:43 CEST

Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.
He tried fighting but was immediately knocked out
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2026-08-03 15:03:28 CEST

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2026-08-02 09:05:44 CEST

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I think the producers sit around brainstorming and workshopping shit.
"Well I really get depressed in the summer."
"Me too!"

2026-08-02 08:59:22 CEST

CBC is now appealing to, IDK, fucking weirdos who somehow take issue with summer.
Taxpayers paid for this crap.
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2026-08-01 02:20:59 CEST

What a fashion-forward wimp.
He's all worried about his outfits. His friends'll see.
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2026-07-31 16:54:27 CEST

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2026-07-30 12:10:20 CEST

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2026-07-28 15:30:35 CEST

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2026-07-28 02:44:12 CEST

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2026-07-27 22:56:55 CEST

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2026-07-27 05:19:51 CEST

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2026-07-27 04:19:41 CEST

Tymay Lay
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2026-07-26 17:40:53 CEST

Proof you can stitch your arm to your crotch and still not be funny.
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2026-07-25 15:56:43 CEST

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Normies think it's a joke, but you can't raise an entire generation of kids on that and not wind up with constant crime.