Partisan Night Slut :pns:

https://noauthority.social/@PNS

The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.

Based in: Pakistan

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2026-06-27 04:19:38 UTC

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The coveted Samibrd.

2026-06-27 04:07:57 UTC

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Be happy I didn't show it the pink mirror trim in the john.

2026-06-27 01:09:05 UTC

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2026-06-27 01:00:43 UTC

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I asked it to list objects it could identify.

2026-06-27 00:45:00 UTC

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2026-06-26 11:07:09 UTC

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Yeah like I'm gonna stay chill with every guy in the zip code gawking. I do not get it.

2026-06-26 10:11:44 UTC

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2026-06-20 02:34:01 UTC

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2026-06-10 19:05:22 UTC

And so it begins... black guy rolls up on a guy, punches him after accusing him of being on the jury.
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2026-06-10 19:02:23 UTC

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2026-06-09 21:07:43 UTC

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Tell them don't stab people. It's so easy.
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2026-06-05 13:07:25 UTC

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I really blame Sex and the City most of all.
It predated 50 Shades. It's foundational bimbo culture.

2026-06-05 11:47:40 UTC

She is gonna be so surprised when the bottom falls out politically and she's alone defending her high-rise condominium.
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2026-05-29 17:40:22 UTC

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2026-05-29 04:21:58 UTC

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BOC, huh?
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2026-05-28 21:24:46 UTC

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2026-05-28 21:24:26 UTC

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2026-05-28 11:35:34 UTC

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Mark can eat steaks because he brings back Indigenous jobs (??!!)
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2026-05-28 11:34:58 UTC

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2026-05-27 11:28:17 UTC

Marked safe from euthanasia
#Fedi
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2026-05-26 01:35:06 UTC

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NOW they're switching tags on Canadian travelers' bags and transporting drugs.
Tell me when it's enough to be concerned enough to notice.

2026-05-26 01:33:58 UTC

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Quite frankly, the last thing the white man needs to do is be quiet.

2026-05-26 01:33:19 UTC

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They never get deported not matter how many people they kill on our roads. Their kids up here are all robbing jewelry stores and doing home invasions.
We had this problem with the Vietnamese in the 80s.

2026-05-26 01:32:16 UTC

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It's not a different issue, They're insular. They only hire their own.
But right, I'm the bad guy.

2026-05-26 01:21:16 UTC

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They get $82K a year to sit on their asses.
I won't see that in my lifetime from this same government.
The least they could do is wonder if were angry enough to act.

2026-05-26 01:20:21 UTC

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They are replacing us and I will thank you to be mindful of our exasperation.

2026-05-26 01:18:33 UTC

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I'm in Canada, where the government lets them run roughshod over us. And at the first blush of our disapproval, they call us racists.
We can't win up here. On one hand you Americans mock us for a government we have no control over. And then you cluck your tongues at our entirely justified frustration.
The social contract was broken the moment our government let them in here and didn't give them any boundaries.

2026-05-26 00:58:02 UTC

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The most angering thing you can say to these ones is how gushingly fortunate you weren't born dirty like them.
It fries their curried brains.
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2026-05-26 00:56:54 UTC

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2026-05-25 18:52:29 UTC

Consider a trip on Cannibal Cruises.
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2026-05-23 14:18:59 UTC

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2026-05-21 18:26:56 UTC

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2026-05-20 20:58:57 UTC

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He's in the first stage of wet brain. He's been drinking too steadily, too long without adequate nutrition.
No one comes back from it without intervention. You are unable to make sense to know to quit.
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2026-05-20 10:28:14 UTC

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2026-05-20 10:27:53 UTC

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2026-05-19 17:43:42 UTC

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Hot Garbage Sport says that MTL is winning the 'wrong way' meaning they are favoring opportunism and a great play over grinding systems of strategy. And it runs counter to what has typically won Cups.
They will give teams fits. That's two series in a row where the losers will lose sleep.
Don't count the Kardiac Kids out.

2026-05-19 17:39:45 UTC

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This was a good series. You never really knew who would win. You just had to watch and find out.

2026-05-19 17:39:06 UTC

MONTREAL WINS GAME 7 AGAIN! - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcmGVFsBFCc

2026-05-19 11:48:07 UTC

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2026-05-18 14:00:38 UTC

God these young adult women are obnoxious.
This one adopts that infuriating 'serene supreme' vocal mode.
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2026-05-18 12:35:44 UTC

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2026-05-18 12:35:17 UTC

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2026-05-17 13:26:08 UTC

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2026-05-17 13:02:37 UTC

She's not wrong about lived experiences... black people get to complain along racial lines always and forever and white people have to submit to blanket excoriations of their character often based on populist race-baiting bullshit.
We are not the same.
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2026-05-16 19:09:12 UTC

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I just has a respondent instead of saying, "I'm not interested" instead intoned "Nigger Nigger Nigger" and hung up.

2026-05-16 11:39:11 UTC

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2026-05-16 11:31:42 UTC

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2026-05-16 10:51:33 UTC

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2026-05-15 20:57:30 UTC

Literally the most dangerous thing you can post on Fedi is "I ate at Subway..."
Within minutes you'll get five replies, "You know that isn't even food, yeah?"

2026-05-13 11:58:24 UTC

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2026-05-13 11:10:14 UTC

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Oh no he blew through his money. He's holding $3500 cat funerals to pay the bills.

2026-05-13 10:49:21 UTC

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2026-05-13 10:47:18 UTC

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2026-05-13 10:47:03 UTC

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2026-05-12 17:45:44 UTC

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2026-05-12 17:36:32 UTC

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Ten minutes... "Growing up in a melanated household..."

2026-05-12 17:28:57 UTC

i’m pretty sure recycling isn’t real… - YouTube
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2026-05-12 16:35:15 UTC

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He's a lolcow now. He's actually quite a weirdo creep. Now he's streaming, whistling through his missing tooth that one of his trampy bitches punched out in bed one morning.

2026-05-12 15:55:32 UTC

Styxhexenhammer: Youtube’s Drunken Fugitive Pirate 🏴‍☠️ WTF Happened? - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rem2-mwinDA

2026-05-12 11:52:29 UTC

People Are OVER Rap Music… and We All Know Why - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcTNzdp2Zac

2026-05-11 08:51:05 UTC

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2026-05-10 19:29:14 UTC

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2026-05-10 14:22:38 UTC

This guy is such a product. I watch 30 seconds of him and I'm yawning. I don't get it., his appeal.
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2026-05-10 13:15:49 UTC

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2026-05-09 16:19:37 UTC

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2026-05-09 12:37:19 UTC

How racist is your teacher, son?
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2026-05-09 12:30:44 UTC

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2026-05-09 12:25:42 UTC

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You gotta ask, how the fuck did Amazon hire her?

2026-05-09 12:22:37 UTC

Chaos Erupts After Woman Gets Fired - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUSYZB7EkbQ
She looks like an old timey slave. She has done that to herself.

2026-05-07 23:10:25 UTC

Underage Drinking Call Leads to Sudden Tragedy - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4idZ2M4pz0
The kids can't hide what they've been taught.
Caught drinking underage, and parents have been called, the teen female starts blubbering, asks for transport to the hospital for her mental health.
Straight to "How do I get out of shit?"
Plus one of the kids has a gun and takes off firing on the cops.

2026-05-07 22:44:12 UTC

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2026-05-07 13:59:08 UTC

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I love when they cut away from his hand on the solo he starts rippin' arpeggios and then they end with the dootdootdootdoot when they show his hands again. Underrated comedy.

2026-05-07 13:37:49 UTC

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They're called Toasters 'N' Moose, btw.

2026-05-07 13:33:44 UTC

Taste The Biscuit(Death Metal Version) - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_GdMhZKfh0

2026-05-07 13:31:02 UTC

Taste The Biscuit - Cheatham County Central High School Marching Band - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK7pJ_6pNWs

2026-05-07 10:32:45 UTC

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2026-05-07 09:58:33 UTC

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Yes policies made black people blow their money on stupid shit. And avoid work like the plague.
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2026-05-07 09:57:37 UTC

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2026-05-07 00:30:02 UTC

Tits Out For Planet Earth
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2026-05-06 03:30:23 UTC

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2026-05-04 11:37:55 UTC

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2026-05-04 02:51:09 UTC

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2026-05-04 00:31:09 UTC

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Set to jigglin'.
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2026-05-04 00:27:54 UTC

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You wouldn't like Kevin when he's mad. He's very rapey.

2026-05-03 23:39:06 UTC

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2026-05-03 02:08:10 UTC

This is total submission. I don't think Muslims in the UK have been told no ONCE since their arrival, en masse.
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2026-05-02 20:52:04 UTC

Mmmmm. Carageenan.
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2026-05-02 12:51:34 UTC

Benji: "Hey Donald."
Donald: "What's that?"
Benji: "You know what America needs? To foot the bill for Israel's regional destiny!"
Donald: "Ok!"
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2026-05-02 11:38:32 UTC

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2026-05-02 04:05:33 UTC

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2026-05-02 03:03:43 UTC

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BUF- TBL would be as compelling as BUF-MTL. I would just prefer MTL win game 7.

2026-05-02 02:53:31 UTC

NHL Game 6 Highlights | Sabres vs. Bruins - May 1, 2026 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtC4cnfvVto

2026-05-02 01:32:02 UTC

They fronted the fallacy that ugly people were smarter and that's how we ended up here...
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2026-05-01 18:21:04 UTC

Here's a parrot who never bonded with his own kind so he'll hump you on the head.
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2026-05-01 17:29:53 UTC

I have to replace my throttle/keylock/display assembly.
Don't ask.
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2026-05-01 12:36:24 UTC

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2026-05-01 00:46:27 UTC

WTH is this misplaced impulse?
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2026-04-30 12:54:59 UTC

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2026-04-30 11:18:41 UTC

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2026-04-30 10:58:59 UTC

Oh it's just Billy Joel and his no talent nepobaby daughter.
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