Danny Sutcliffe

View all of my links here:
https://sutcliffe.xyz/

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2026-07-11 21:12:15 UTC

Oh my soy, I'm heckin' tooting!!!

2026-07-11 04:57:17 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 it seems that way based on everyone I've interacted with so far lol

2026-07-11 03:42:21 UTC

So is mastodon for the left and pleroma for the right?

2026-07-09 11:09:36 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j that's good lol
I think if I got employed that's the type of employer I'd want for sure
I dislike it when people are overly serious, especially in professional settings, when it doesn't actually matter. Think like HR and "make sure your online life is squeaky clean, as you represent der company!!"

2026-07-09 11:01:34 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j I would say that's a majour factor yeah
I think it stems from the fact that I like doing things my own way, combined with wanting to be able to pick and choose when I do work
I'm also fairly bad at commitments, like waking up at a specified time or meeting at a specified time
I think I might have like quite bad adhd or something but I never cared to get anything diagnosed, nor do I care about displaying it as some sort of badge or excuse

2026-07-09 10:57:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j well, that sounds pretty good to me. Good that it has a high salary also. I think that if I ever did want traditional (in the "have an employer" sense) work then I would definitely consider doing something similar, as I have the skills/qualifications to do so

2026-07-09 10:56:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j I could, I did 2 work placements from my college that involved Linux. First was as a technician/admin, and the second was helping a software company build for Linux (specifically their server tools rather than their user facing products). However, I've found that I simply don't enjoy traditional "work" for a variety of reasons, so I instead currently live off of selling things online and building a few websites here and there. But I like to consider myself unemployed lol

2026-07-09 10:52:36 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j interesting, I mean it was pretty much my goal after college to never be employed as I simply never wanted to be. Do you enjoy your work?

2026-07-09 10:50:40 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j idk lol I'm unemployed always have been just wondering who else is

2026-07-09 10:41:20 UTC

Raise your hand if you are unemployed ✋

2026-07-08 16:11:49 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…lygm
>most of those types have my instance blocked. They don't even bother with reports
RIP I guess that's another plus for running your own instance lol

2026-07-08 16:07:31 UTC

@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…lygm lmao ain't banning me from my instance
https://social.sutcliffe.xyz/media/69/c1/30/69c1304dcdfc95e01b7eb6e72d724bad8a6a72d42f12bb952a18cb0fcfdd537e.png

2026-07-08 15:28:17 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…8cpz lol fairs. Tbh I could set up a new instance on a VPS in a different country, have an anon account, connect via a VPN, etc. But I like having my face and name next to whatever I share.
Not saying I don't have other anon accounts on public servers though lol

2026-07-08 15:22:16 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…8cpz don't worry, I made it so that non signed in users can only see my posts, don't want someone to post something retarded then big brother from the UK state say I'm promoting hate or whatever

2026-07-08 15:19:47 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…8cpz I think I did but I forgo cause I'm mentally regarded, I'll follow you again

2026-07-08 15:17:34 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…8cpz I did follow you

2026-07-08 08:43:01 UTC

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@nprofile…4nnf at Heathrow airport?? odd place to be writing code on site lol

2026-07-07 20:10:33 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 yep, it's pretty much like a fast golf cart lol
Rain is fine, operating costs is cheaper than any other vehicle by quite an extent (about £2 for a full charge), quite comfortable if you aren't fat, I wish it was British instead of French
I wouldn't recommend it as a serious daily driver though if you have anywhere further than 42 miles in a round trip to be

2026-07-07 20:06:56 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 perhaps, it's pretty fun actually

2026-07-07 19:31:56 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 I have basically one of those, I have a citroen ami, which is the same underlying vehicle
https://social.sutcliffe.xyz/media/73/3c/6b/733c6b8d5a1ed64218975d58383399d5c95e116a99d78777b32281fdc870a422.jpg

2026-07-05 03:36:39 UTC

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@nprofile…47q8 @nprofile…cy5p me or the UK gov?

2026-07-05 03:34:03 UTC

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@nprofile…cy5p no ramen for me
https://social.sutcliffe.xyz/media/79/3c/e0/793ce03004e0d34e81290a1b61026863313a24a46f51262bf83fe110f2834a61.png

2026-07-05 02:36:44 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…tsag alright, thanks

2026-07-05 02:34:11 UTC

@nprofile…rjk0 does shitposter.world have a relay I can add to my pleroma instance?

2026-07-04 21:19:11 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext agreed, my phone is a glorified 2FA device for sites that require it to be via SMS. I've also removed my phone's cameras and fingerprint sensor because I'm totally not paranoid

2026-07-04 19:49:14 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext those are nice. My best briefcase is this hard plastic Samsonite one, though it still has the initials from the previous owner on it as I never go anywhere and haven't gotten round to changing it lol
https://social.sutcliffe.xyz/media/b3/83/fb/b383fb5b888da0157c06f32ebf1fae8903f43c2e20929ef638a8ff7f2be66aef.jpg

2026-07-04 19:35:44 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext the greatest inventions came from trial and error, you would never of known if it would have looked retarded without trying it

2026-07-04 19:28:51 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext one man's retard is another man's badass

2026-07-04 19:27:29 UTC

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext having a holster for a portable computer/PDA is pretty badass tbh

2026-07-04 18:56:20 UTC

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@nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…cext I looked up "HP palmtop" as I had never heard of it, and came across this site as the second result lol: https://www.palmtoppaper.com/

2026-07-01 02:47:28 UTC

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@nprofile…p4qp @nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…4c5e I actually own an almost entirely plastic car lol
https://social.sutcliffe.xyz/media/73/3c/6b/733c6b8d5a1ed64218975d58383399d5c95e116a99d78777b32281fdc870a422.jpg

2025-11-16 16:32:21 UTC

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@nprofile…8ugg @nprofile…jway taco bell should collab with poop.net

2025-11-16 13:25:46 UTC

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@nprofile…8ugg @nprofile…jway following poop.net made by feed based and poop-pilled

2025-11-01 17:16:01 UTC

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@nprofile…3r20 it *is* legal to wear a stab vest out and about after all

2025-08-19 21:17:20 UTC

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@nprofile…pmdx ah alright. At least it's in a paper like that then and not a more "to be taken seriously" paper. Still scary to see the rise of AI slop in places like that, though

2025-08-19 21:15:02 UTC

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@nprofile…pmdx a crank paper, what's that?

2025-08-19 12:58:02 UTC

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@nprofile…pmdx plotted so hard the data imploded. But wait, did you say that this was on some paper? If so, I fear for the future now more than ever lol

2025-08-18 15:58:45 UTC

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@nprofile…v8v5 bro is not dressed for the season

2025-08-14 18:50:45 UTC

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@nprofile…vdjy I run an instance, how can I do that?