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2023-11-30 03:00:40 UTC

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I will never understand people who like to get milked. Like, dude, cows don't have much going for them already! You're going to take milking away from them too!

2023-11-30 02:58:44 UTC

I am still alive. I know you were all very worried.

2023-10-10 01:20:01 UTC

Hello. I hope you are all doing well.

2023-07-10 19:48:42 UTC

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Accurate. I am far-right and into home fitness.

2023-06-05 23:03:15 UTC

I can't remember where I read or heard this, but it was about leftism (or progressivism, they are the same thing). Basically leftists can make changes incrementally, which is why they've won all throughout history.
But it was also about how leftism is corosive and every iteration of it, things get more and more fucked up. And nothing is immune from its corruption. Not even itself.
So if their is leftism in Bitcoin, bitcoin will be corrupted eventually. In nostr? corrupted.
On the brightside, because it also destroys itself over time eventually it will implode.
I'll have to go hunt it down.

2023-06-05 22:56:30 UTC

If you really want to stick it to them. If you REALLY feel that strongly. Stop using all of it. Make it so it's pointless to bother building anything for all this crap.
(this is not going to happen)

2023-06-05 22:53:04 UTC

My new policy regarding all the cool things is indifference.
Things like Bitcoin, Nostr, etc.
That does not mean I won't participate. It does not mean I won't stack. I am just divesting emotionally. The simple reason is:
The odds are against you.
They were always against you.
Will they "win"?
Yea, maybe.
Will they fail?
Probably.
Most of us are at the mercy of a precious few elites who can make the tools we use everyday.
"Just fork it" they'll say. Simply to dismiss you, because deep down they know you can't do anything about it. Because they don't actually care what you think. They never did.
"Anybody can do it". This is wrong. If anybody could, they would be right now. Making an app is not a small undertaking. It requires a decent amount of knowledge to do it and do it well. While "anybody" is learning to do it. The whole ecosystem is evolving and leaving them behind.
And that's okay.
It's possible there is one of those elites who sympathizes with your plight!
It's not like there is no hope.
In the mean time:
Divest.
Spend more time outside.
Go play disc golf, or something, if you're fortunate to be able to.

2023-05-28 20:03:04 UTC

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I don't know of one. Maybe Damus could go cross platform?

2023-05-28 19:41:51 UTC

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Actually nevermind. Don't do that. It makes me feel like some dude who watches other people eat food he can't have because it will give him a heart attack.

2023-05-28 19:40:59 UTC

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I have become convinced that I was a addict playing games. So as much as I want to play. I don't feel it's the best Idea for me.
Post clips.

2023-05-28 19:38:53 UTC

Client Recommendations, go:
I have used (or am using):
Primal
Amethyst
Gossip
Snort
I am starting to get ready to move on from Amethyst. There are a lot of irritating bugs. I wish there were more options on Andriod.

2023-05-26 14:17:58 UTC

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I don't want to see them in my feed.

2023-05-26 14:13:14 UTC

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This is not correct. Violence is sometimes acceptable. Also violence is the norm in the human experience.

2023-05-26 14:08:22 UTC

In a weird way, I would actually prefer it to getting killed by a Human. because at least the A.I. or Robot will be competent at it. Walking death machine is going to get it right on the first try.

2023-05-26 14:07:24 UTC

I'm not going to lie. If A.I. and Robots take over (I have my doubts) I hope they kill me first. Yesterday, in fact.

2023-05-26 14:05:53 UTC

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I wish I could block your right now.

2023-05-26 14:05:32 UTC

I suppose you could say the error is mine because:
YoU ChOsE The ReLaY

2023-05-26 14:04:51 UTC

Bot and AI are really intrusive IMO. Like I didn't ask for it. If I want to interact with a bot or AI I should opt into it. Discord does this correctly, becuase If I want a bot I have to invite it to a server.

2023-05-26 13:54:12 UTC

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Go away

2023-05-26 13:53:42 UTC

I want a nostr feature that will autoban bots and AI.

2023-05-26 13:46:50 UTC

My notifications don't update on Amethyst anymore.

2023-05-26 13:21:22 UTC

It's always been a dream of mine to assemble a fraternity of based men from all walks of life. Black, white, brown, etc. Cops, Criminals, Aristocrats, and plebs. We would meet and laugh at the absurdity of the world, do drugs, and perform elaborate pranks.
This fraternity would be called the Brotherhood of Chaos.

2023-05-25 18:41:46 UTC

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Nevermind. I saw other reply.

2023-05-25 18:35:36 UTC

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Out of curiosity, What is your routine for this?

2023-05-25 01:06:52 UTC

I am already bored with nostr. I don't think it is because of nostr itself. I think it has more to do with the social aspect. In that online stuff like this is a terrible use case for social. It is great for information dissemination and content. But not really building relationships.
This is not a new observation. It's definitely not something I thought of.
I'm not good at content. I don't want to be, I don't think. I don't really have anything to say really. There is a British comedian named Sean Locke (he's dead) and he makes a joke about twitter being for things people mutter.
That's what my contributions feel like. That's what this note feels like.
Which is fine. I'm just an old relic, larping.

2023-05-24 12:55:07 UTC

Is anyone working on a login with nostr library?

2023-05-22 16:35:59 UTC

My experience in working in Tech is revealing to be a lot of dealing with constant bitching.

2023-05-21 18:05:19 UTC

Discourse is basically pointless. Because most people don't seem to be able to be convinced of anything.

2023-05-21 18:04:11 UTC

Online debates are so boring. After its over, if you go and observe the participants in their comfort zone. Both parties act like they won.

2023-05-21 01:49:36 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/377bab9b980ed276d412b38b54a613f5fcc11bcf8e3e0ce4fb3c8401930409c6.jpg
#proofofwalk

2023-05-20 16:28:20 UTC

Why does Edward Norton always play a shithead ?

2023-05-19 17:18:13 UTC

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Communism / Socialism is a upper class movement not a lower class movement. Lower class a just pawns in it. After the dust settles from revolution the wealthy and powerful are still wealthy and powerful. Everyone else poorer and powerless.
Read Solzhenitsyn. Read about the Holodomor.
The Whitepill by Michael Malice is a very friendly introduction to the innumerable atrocities.

2023-05-18 00:19:56 UTC

I finally made time for 10k
https://nostr.build/i/009c8d7328170d7ee23df55be5a5edcddc26e4ff5aecb7e471b5c3664429ccbc.jpg
#proofofwalk

2023-05-17 23:59:53 UTC

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I'll check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.

2023-05-17 23:54:23 UTC

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His manifesto has been recommended to me multiple times. I need to read it soon.

2023-05-17 21:43:58 UTC

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In hindsight. The disillusionment with tech is just me projecting. People love tech more than ever. I'm just not one of them.

2023-05-17 21:11:22 UTC

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I'm probably complete wrong. For whatever that is worth.

2023-05-17 21:06:49 UTC

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Ah.
I think about quitting tech frequently. Start a small service business instead.
It's not 1:1 to what your talking about. But I relate to the growing disillusionment towards tech. At least that's what I interpret it as.

2023-05-17 20:33:37 UTC

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What trend is this?

2023-05-17 19:56:52 UTC

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Easy don't own any bitcoin. Go to Miami for unrelated reason. Accidentally enter the wrong conference center.
"Goodness gracious me, how did I end up here!? Welp. Might as well stick around it would be rude if I didn't stay for at least the first two or three days."
Check and mate, feds.

2023-05-17 19:41:26 UTC

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Accurate.

2023-05-17 19:15:12 UTC

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I was shouting at you and you didn't shout back.

2023-05-17 01:46:13 UTC

Better still. I think I have figured out where I can fit in enough steps. LFG!
https://nostr.build/i/e27ebc7c226fbf69b9e2a416e53e04d58884ae776e3609f412210f1da7e96b46.jpg
#proofofwalk

2023-05-16 22:01:20 UTC

Sometimes I'll buy the pretzel sticks and pretend I am smoking cigars.
I'm 35.

2023-05-16 20:48:44 UTC

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Thanks for the advice. I'll let the guy in the meme know.

2023-05-16 19:33:53 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/30813174ad5af421bf01a0ee8dad6f6e28da08488bbd89dedb00ff4362277c91.jpg

2023-05-16 19:29:52 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/247dc3c8379b60f9a36905dd06a2894da19feed746e2f3fd529020e5b71d06ac.jpg

2023-05-16 16:06:55 UTC

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/6WbCWovnUmQRdKVQjka6ie?si=OGOTrjbKTPWWpmjrmt_JBA

2023-05-16 15:35:34 UTC

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I can confirm that following counters the block (I don't know what else I expected) hopefully this gets resolved for you.

2023-05-16 15:00:49 UTC

The thing that always gets me with social media is the level of disgust I develop for myself when I notice how much of a simp I turn into.

2023-05-16 14:21:43 UTC

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It's one of the best calculators I have.

2023-05-16 14:11:46 UTC

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Maybe this is a signal that bad scenario giving is a bad persuasion method.

2023-05-16 14:10:47 UTC

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I wish I was better at explaining to people why privacy and no-KYC matters.
All the bad scenarios I can think of usually get responses like:
"Oh that will never happen! People will stand up when it matters"
In my head all I can think is "have you been asleep?!"

2023-05-16 13:27:05 UTC

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INCEPTION!

2023-05-16 13:17:58 UTC

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I just use mine to admit embarrassing things or rant angrily.

2023-05-16 12:45:30 UTC

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Oh I already do this. But then I abandon.

2023-05-16 12:14:37 UTC

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Fair point. What I said is like "build your own twitter" kind of useless if you don't know anything about building apps. Or how to use github in this case.

2023-05-16 12:09:56 UTC

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If I was familiar with mobile app development I would fork it or start my own app. Also building an app is a big undertaking. And their are a lot of gaps in my knowledge.

2023-05-16 12:08:06 UTC

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Anybody can open a PR or request features. It's open source. If can get consensus that the auto blocking isn't great that might help sway him.

2023-05-16 12:02:32 UTC

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No, but that account is blocked for me too.

2023-05-16 11:47:44 UTC

I think I just spotted my first autobanned person. Or I banned them while in a fugue state.
*blocked.

2023-05-16 11:45:33 UTC

GM people. Stay strong and care on.

2023-05-16 00:37:31 UTC

Still not where I want to be. But a huge improvement still.
#proofofwalk
https://nostr.build/i/dbcb0202a885b177cc8b317f643a8e04067a2e44a2ce336cc0a59e15abeafa5a.jpg

2023-05-15 18:19:23 UTC

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Also, you want what you can't have.

2023-05-15 18:16:05 UTC

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Good question, Faust.
#nevent1q…uw49

2023-05-15 17:06:45 UTC

She wouldn't necessarily have to be German. She could be almost any nationality.
The sensually spoken term of endearment was really the point.

2023-05-15 16:33:34 UTC

Seeking:
Platinum blonde German broad who will say:
"Ja, Liebchen" sensually as a term of endearment.

2023-05-15 14:25:08 UTC

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NOT ME, I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY.
🤥

2023-05-15 14:20:37 UTC

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Normalize the usage of cunt in the US.

2023-05-15 14:20:07 UTC

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Seriously. Best word ever. But in the US people act as if you just spit their mother mouth or something.

2023-05-15 14:17:40 UTC

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Like "absolute" is peppered in to intensify things.
Examples
absolute monster
Absolute legend
absolute nonce

2023-05-15 14:14:46 UTC

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Some of my nephews are Brits. So I stay up to date on all the slang.

2023-05-15 12:05:26 UTC

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Thank you. You know what that means: poetry alt

2023-05-15 01:54:54 UTC

I knew it was a fetish , I just don't get it. The same
with furries while we're at it.
I don't mean in a judgment way, more like in the way I don't understand trigonometry. My mind goes blank on what it is about the thing .

2023-05-15 01:51:28 UTC

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🤣 "Foot partialism"

2023-05-15 01:49:25 UTC

Can someone please explain to me the whole feet thing? I legitimately don't get it.

2023-05-15 01:46:43 UTC

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FUCKIN' DO IT!!!

2023-05-14 23:08:18 UTC

The Hunted
With Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro
#filmstr

2023-05-14 20:12:35 UTC

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Courtesy of AI and robotics plastic surgery will be the cheapest it's ever been. One day I'll I'm WheresAlan, the next Chris Pratt look a like.
JOKES ON YOU ILLUMINATTI!

2023-05-14 18:51:39 UTC

#tunestr
https://youtu.be/M1tIH55Bo8k

2023-05-14 03:45:42 UTC

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I have been planning on it. But have to finish paying it off before my carrier will unlock it.
Was thinking of buy another, older model and using that for Graphene.

2023-05-14 03:42:47 UTC

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Backspacing will delete the space before a word. Cursor position gets out of sync. Like you type, tap somewhere to edit, the back again. But any new text gets inserted earlier in the text.

2023-05-14 03:34:54 UTC

#proofofwalk
How are you getting your steps in? You've all been killing it.

2023-05-14 03:33:53 UTC

Anyone else on android having typing issues on amethyst?

2023-05-14 03:32:45 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/c1625b9e0d3a6991450f5e368d25b00e6aa5490bee2e32eb063f0d5db3556c58.jpg

2023-05-14 03:31:26 UTC

I am watching Raw Deal with Schwarzenegger only ten minutes in and already some gold.
"You know what a cow's biggest contribution to this world is?"
https://nostr.build/i/c1625b9e0d3a6991450f5e368d25b00e6aa5490bee2e32eb063f0d5db3556c58.
😂

2023-05-13 23:57:38 UTC

I am going to start buying things again. No more subscriptions.

2023-05-13 23:56:08 UTC

I grew up pretty sheltered. discovering things that I would have been a part of as a kid, as an adult, has been really interesting.
Maybe even a little bittersweet.

2023-05-13 18:25:34 UTC

Every now andthemn I find a song I can't stop listening to. Like I get fixated on it. This the latest
#tunestr
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7Hu-JNKuk&pp=ygUYYXNhaGkgYW5pbWFscyBhcyBsZWFkZXJz

2023-05-13 18:09:27 UTC

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I would expect not. Well, more specifically the function we know as zapping will exist but by a different name. Like how many social apps have a "like" feature but it has slightly different implementationas and names.

2023-05-13 13:20:22 UTC

If I am honest I am not sure I want Nostr to blow up. There has been so much signal here for me. If it does blow up I worry that that signal will be harder to find.
It's selfish, I admit.
But I have a nagging intuition that networks can only degrade.
I have other intuitions that I am probably not adding to signal either. I have been contemplating getting off nostr. Because I say above, yet am one of the offenders in my own mind.
If I don't I am just a hypocrite.

2023-05-13 11:57:17 UTC

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"I am shadowbot dislayer of banned lists"

2023-05-13 02:02:51 UTC

Dredd is probably one of my favorite action films of all time. It is definitely up there with Die Hard.

2023-05-13 00:20:16 UTC

Almost 80gbs!? Yeesh.

2023-05-13 00:19:21 UTC

I forgot about Diablo IV. Dare I risk reactivating my gaming addiction?
Yes.

2023-05-13 00:03:23 UTC

#proofofwalk
It's abysmal but I'm hoping to use the resulting shame as motivation.
https://nostr.build/i/04b506f237e88ae872ab90e72e3047c0f25c6ad82c0d7bb592c7f5f3d967a91c.jpg

2023-05-12 23:34:16 UTC

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Why am I all of a sudden craving fish and chips?

2023-05-12 21:11:17 UTC

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My friends call me K. So I thought this was you announcing to nostr that you were rejecting my keys, and also me as a person.
Whew! Huge relief!

2023-05-12 20:51:49 UTC

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> damn spelling errors.

2023-05-12 20:51:14 UTC

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