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Andre

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Last Notes

2026-05-22 09:53:01 UTC

I've mastered the art of typing, then deleting some posts or replies.
"Do I really need to post this?" 🤔

2026-05-20 15:44:36 UTC

Rotating keys & tokens just for control. If anything breaks, then there's some code with commited credentials.

2026-05-20 15:43:55 UTC

Willingly giving your personal info online for clicks & clout, WOW!. Scammers are taking notes.

2026-05-19 05:47:06 UTC

I think my character development just turned into a Super Villain origin story, at this point 😂😂

2026-05-18 11:00:30 UTC

The vibe coders getting engineering gigs.

2026-05-16 05:44:59 UTC

"Those awards were bot & paid for." 🤖 🤣

2026-05-16 04:09:39 UTC

Played Maid of Honour once & I was like "Honestly, Nevermind". 📍 #ICEMAN on repeat.

2026-05-14 15:15:59 UTC

Someone really wants to mess with my weekends. Why are they dropping these CVEs on Fridays? I'm not really feeling like patching stuff.

2026-05-10 08:45:24 UTC

Why is call time 5:30am when catering only comes in at 6:30am? 😩

2026-01-26 01:52:02 UTC

Waking up to private statements about my private life 💔

2026-01-26 01:27:36 UTC

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/b0cc876a6b3cb3d56d6257d420034b82ebe071c619cac0938bbfbb54acf3a832/ca67d38768058e4c6a17d3b7daf07eb4fe9ba642502d459de274c9984061881e.webp

2026-01-24 05:41:45 UTC

This year is going to be interesting...

2026-01-24 05:22:44 UTC

This year is going to be interesting...

2026-01-22 11:08:48 UTC

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/b0cc876a6b3cb3d56d6257d420034b82ebe071c619cac0938bbfbb54acf3a832/40408e15a778e7d33e7f3b0635449a3ba630dfe42b6155598e4fe09189ac3099.webp

2026-01-22 07:25:13 UTC

Comfort serves primarily as an obstacle to growth.

2026-01-21 14:43:01 UTC

"Not everything has to be so serious."
~Will Trent

2026-01-21 07:23:55 UTC

It now feels weird sending a fist bump to a female colleague. 👊🏾 🤛🏾🤜🏾 Feels violent.

2026-01-21 07:21:58 UTC

Some people just make your stats look bad without even trying... Coz what is this? 🥲 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/b0cc876a6b3cb3d56d6257d420034b82ebe071c619cac0938bbfbb54acf3a832/d673933117ce061ebbaf011b97d176701c8f5419cbd9374a5f1a450f5b2fdea9.webp

2026-01-21 05:41:46 UTC

Some people just make your stats look bad without even trying... Coz what is this? 🥲 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/b0cc876a6b3cb3d56d6257d420034b82ebe071c619cac0938bbfbb54acf3a832/d1c422f0be227daa7cc3f1e097c53d94f8afb4c5d7d460ad4acff22a66d107e4.webp

2026-01-19 07:46:24 UTC

Imagine the first time flying is on a helicopter is when being recused from a log island during floods. Tjo!.

2026-01-19 06:57:42 UTC

I'm proud of my smart home. I did good.

2026-01-19 06:54:01 UTC

I'm proud of my smart home. I did good.

2026-01-16 15:27:38 UTC

X is down.

2026-01-14 12:37:58 UTC

This is the way.

2026-01-14 12:37:36 UTC

This is the way.

2026-01-11 11:38:11 UTC

Some people are so delusional. Worst thing is that they don't even know it. Or maybe they do know it but they're in denial. Drink the Kool-Aid.

2026-01-09 12:08:46 UTC

Proud dad https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/b0cc876a6b3cb3d56d6257d420034b82ebe071c619cac0938bbfbb54acf3a832/fa0c377b34b8c04869cded34e934168c8d06336bd4890e12c0be791240181f1c.webp

2026-01-09 11:18:08 UTC

Loving how all the startups are coming to the rescue of @tailwindcss

2026-01-08 14:04:50 UTC

Client asking me for work I did in 2011. Wow! Invoice was never paid as well. 🤷🏾‍♂️

2025-12-08 12:42:31 UTC

One moment it's bright & sunny, ready for a swim. ☀️Now it's all dark & grey, ready for a thunderstorm. ⛈️

2025-12-08 11:02:50 UTC

An entry level iPhone can't be 256gb anymore. 512gb or 1TB+

2025-12-07 08:45:41 UTC

"Couldn't be me" is a form of projection. Usually trauma driven.

2025-12-06 17:29:53 UTC

S3 object size limit increased to 50TB? 😧

2025-12-06 16:20:05 UTC

It's hard watching #StrangerThings5 knowing very well these aren't teens anymore.

2025-12-06 04:40:41 UTC

Being part of any running club or leaderboard is some good motivation. I just want to be in the top 5 everyday.

2025-12-06 03:47:18 UTC

40, did you get the message?

2025-12-05 09:10:12 UTC

You're littering & your excuse is "you are creating jobs"? 😒

2025-12-05 03:28:56 UTC

Where's Jean?

2025-12-04 09:17:05 UTC

Apply complete! Resources: 0 added, 0 changed, 4 destroyed.

2025-12-03 17:01:39 UTC

Deceiving your investors is hardly a business model.

2025-12-03 12:11:59 UTC

Am I wrong for being excited when an afternoon meeting gets cancelled? Why are we meeting first thing in the morning at 8am NY time?

2025-12-03 03:44:17 UTC

7am on Bridle Path

2025-12-03 03:43:43 UTC

7am on Bridle Path

2025-12-01 09:43:20 UTC

I need to double check my mic is muted before running my mouth 👉🏾🔊😩🏃🏾

2025-12-01 09:42:51 UTC

I need to double check my mic is muted before running my mouth 👉🏾🔊😩🏃🏾

2025-12-01 09:42:39 UTC

I need to double check my mic is muted before running my mouth 👉🏾🔊😩🏃🏾

2025-12-01 09:41:51 UTC

Consistency ended yesterday. Lack of communication begins today. Ke December!
#kedecember

2025-12-01 04:42:27 UTC

Consistency ended yesterday. Lack of communication begins today. Ke December!
#kedecember

2025-12-01 04:41:51 UTC

Consistency ended yesterday. Lack of communication begins today. Ke December!
#kedecember

2025-12-01 04:22:03 UTC

The only time I'm first place. #Day1 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/b0cc876a6b3cb3d56d6257d420034b82ebe071c619cac0938bbfbb54acf3a832/17e50c741a2ae1a5105e03362159ceeca17024fd25468bedea067c75ee27b25c.webp

2025-11-30 16:36:31 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c25d24447bc2fe6ca60750d332fece4be40ea2444b1a28bcac364c9268f5b343.jpg

2025-11-30 08:39:30 UTC

Seasons become climate.

2025-11-30 08:34:11 UTC

It's kinda funny how... https://media1.giphy.com/media/PexBgAIDSmi8uOUoCC/200.gif

2025-11-30 05:38:42 UTC

I'm caving in. I'm letting go of all the Apple products boxes that I have stacking up. I can't keep storing them. Let me know which box/packaging you need. I HAVE IT.

2025-11-29 04:51:45 UTC

Did ya'll process your refunds for the @kanyewest show? #KeDezemba

2025-11-29 04:50:19 UTC

Did ya'll process your refunds for the @kanyewest show? #KeDezemba

2025-11-29 03:11:21 UTC

This rain really doesn't want me to shine. 😔🚫🅿️🏃🏾

2025-11-28 06:48:23 UTC

Anyone at the opening of ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶ Walmart @FourwaysMall? Let us know what's good to get.

2025-11-28 06:45:57 UTC

Anyone at the opening of ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶ Walmart @FourwaysMall? Let us know what's good to get.

2025-11-27 06:54:13 UTC

Why is @CallofDuty Mobile using up close to 50GB of storage? 😩

2025-11-27 06:51:43 UTC

This new generation of vibe coding interns are going to drive me crazy. Basic concepts of hosting & coding are lost.

2025-11-27 01:56:28 UTC

Let me try sneak in an episode of #StrangerThings5

2025-11-27 01:11:17 UTC

I'm happy about the year end work party/function boycott. Companies are now extending invites to clients coz most employees RSVP'd with a NO! 😂

2025-11-26 08:49:21 UTC

TARS was a real G.
#Interstellar

2025-11-26 08:48:03 UTC

TARS was a real G.
#Interstellar

2025-11-25 15:16:43 UTC

Today threw hands. But we move.

2025-11-25 15:16:05 UTC

Today threw hands. But we move.

2025-11-25 12:33:55 UTC

I've just exhibited savage behaviour. Opened a bag of premium air Lays from the bottom. 😲

2025-11-25 09:54:03 UTC

Eating KFC in the shopping centre parking lot before going home is top tier self care.

2025-11-25 09:26:25 UTC

I don't know why Apple can't have dictionary on iCloud. I can't keep teaching each of my devices the same word all the time. " ̶W̶a̶s̶p̶ ̶ Wasup with that?

2025-11-25 09:26:02 UTC

I don't know why Apple can't have dictionary on iCloud. I can't keep teaching each of my devices the same word all the time. " ̶W̶a̶s̶p̶ ̶ Wasup with that?

2025-11-25 08:51:20 UTC

How do you casually drop off a call with your team on some "oh, there's a B&E in progress, chat later"?

2025-11-25 01:18:18 UTC

I need to leave for my run before the rain spoils it for me again.

2025-11-24 14:54:45 UTC

Be safe this week. Them scammers are working overtime. 🥲
#BlackFriday #ManDown

2025-11-24 14:47:53 UTC

If you start your career in corporate, startup life after might be easy. If you start from a startup & go to corporate, it's going to be hard.

2025-11-24 14:47:33 UTC

If you start your career in corporate, startup life after might be easy. If you start from a startup & go to corporate, it's going to be hard.

2025-11-24 14:47:15 UTC

If you start your career in corporate, startup life after might be easy. If you start from a startup & go to corporate, it's going to be hard.

2025-11-24 09:42:35 UTC

#MedalMonday's not happening this week. The rains kinda made me skip the race(s).

2025-11-24 07:24:36 UTC

Let's talk about all the right horses that never left. 🏇
#fakenews

2025-11-24 07:23:16 UTC

Let's talk about all the right horses that never left. 🏇
#fakenews

2025-11-23 10:36:22 UTC

Charge it to the game 💳👉🏾🎮😑

2025-11-23 10:36:03 UTC

Charge it to the game 💳👉🏾🎮😑

2025-11-23 10:35:45 UTC

Charge it to the game 💳👉🏾🎮😑

2025-11-23 08:59:37 UTC

You cannot pray yourself out of a situation you behaved yourself into. You must change your behavior. Change your habits. 👉🏾🕗🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

2025-11-23 08:53:28 UTC

That side eye that a choir leader in church throws at the team when they're "off key". 👀

2025-11-23 07:27:01 UTC