the public universal fredy :tblverified:

corrosion inhibitor, blue hair and pronoun bus operator, internet's #1 Speed (1994) fan account

website: https://bucketcreature.net/
pronoun: they
age: twenties

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2026-04-27 02:20:18 UTC

a wizard left a mystical staff on the bus today.. i wonder how this bodes how does it portend

2026-03-28 16:54:15 UTC

romeo and juliet have NOTHING on Barbara Allen and Sweet William

2026-02-19 00:28:18 UTC

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noc tuah spin on that thing

2026-02-16 18:18:41 UTC

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the era of wuthering

2026-02-10 05:14:07 UTC

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i am limited by being in a poorly insulated apartment and not wanting to annoy my neighbors but here goes
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/116/044/621/420/438/889/original/93f4cfeb6d0ae5b0.mp4

2026-02-10 05:10:58 UTC

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🫡🫡🫡

2026-02-10 05:07:37 UTC

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how's my pronunciation, prof? 🫡
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/116/044/596/938/179/669/original/070682edac2b0489.mp4

2026-02-10 03:43:04 UTC

given my passenger demographics, i need to learn some common everyday phrases in mandarin. i know my ni hao and xie xie but just as common are "you're welcome, have a good day" and "the farebox isn't working, ride free"

2026-02-09 17:54:31 UTC

Discord will not allow you to say cuss words such as "crap" unless you send them a 3d scan of the inside of your colon

2026-01-26 00:22:48 UTC

power of da sun
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/115/958/542/225/710/519/original/a8ff22c4a392f552.jpeg

2026-01-20 04:25:58 UTC

table saw safety is easy, you just have to constantly think "it wants to kill me it will kill me it wants to kill and eat me it wants to kill me and bite off my finger it wants to kill me so bad" the whole time the saw is plugged in

2026-01-14 18:15:39 UTC

car got towed 💀

2026-01-13 01:34:19 UTC

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imagine getting on the bus and the driver turns around the Clover or Square or whatever they use ipad at you with the 10%? 15%? 20%? options 😭😭😭

2026-01-13 01:25:59 UTC

fare-free transit not through policy or intention but just because the two guys who have the credentials to work on the fareboxes are never around when i'm pre-tripping

2026-01-11 13:20:58 UTC

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oh yeah i would've voted on that but there wasn't an option for "i've heard of it but never done it"

2025-12-17 20:34:12 UTC

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most irradiated poster on the internet

2025-12-16 19:27:49 UTC

the cozies (second one is completely hidden neath the blankie)
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/115/730/889/031/142/759/original/d10a4951ae33d9a6.jpeg

2025-12-13 19:26:48 UTC

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the things i missed out on by being homeschooled 😔😔

2025-11-18 03:53:18 UTC

it's wet out here

2025-11-04 01:34:30 UTC

every LA foamer has a crayon map for how to split the A line because they believe, based mostly on vibes, that it's Too Long

2025-09-30 19:13:40 UTC

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The Creature was out to get me at train fest! i was lucky to escape 😮‍💨

2025-09-20 22:42:07 UTC

meet me at Train Fest for an ass kicking

2025-09-19 16:04:44 UTC

wanting to make interesting blog posts vs the horrifying ordeal of being known

2025-09-13 03:32:15 UTC

if i was mayor of america i would change it so that instead of 1776 (dumb year) the country started in 1666 (fuck yeah hail satan!!!!), instead of the pentagon (L cringefail shape) the DoD is headquartered in The Pentagram (fuckin sick!!!!!!!) and instead of hail to the chief (flop, normie cheugy coworker music) the national anthem would be hail to the SATAN YEAAAAAAAAH🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

2025-08-30 19:02:33 UTC

good afternoon frediverse today is like this
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/115/119/261/114/087/887/original/b3aa248259c102b3.jpeg

2025-08-24 04:37:22 UTC

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the atheist contingent, of course, is onboard because of the argument that faith and gambling are the same type of thing.. it divides the religious among those who say it agrees with pascal's wager and wagering is awesome; those who argue that faith is derived from absolute certainty of facts; and those who argue that faith must be unprovable by earthly means in order to be faith.... new schisms; new, more vicious doctrines arise........

2025-08-24 04:29:21 UTC

just snorted some spice melange and received a troubling omen of a future political movement.. to classify gambling as a religious activity... it gains the support of casino lobbyists and edgy reddit atheist types alike, and even of people like me who are every day annoyed by state lottery ads and want to see state lotteries become unconstitutional under the first amendment.......

2025-08-23 22:44:11 UTC

always fun when a word has the good ol phth tetragraph. naphtha. phenolphthalene. etc

2025-08-23 02:22:21 UTC

the hundred degree heat and humidity was unpleasant but the sky was very pretty this evening so that's nice

2025-08-22 23:23:40 UTC

a passenger said i have "a very unique look" and "should go into acting." i hope that's a compliment

2025-08-22 16:16:01 UTC

i don't feel that i need to move my website off of neocities just yet but i should probably buy an actual domain name instead of relying on the load bearing "dot neocities dot org" now just in case lol

2025-08-21 19:53:52 UTC

when robots get a cold do they have to take robo-tussin

2025-08-19 17:38:51 UTC

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i often come dangerously close to this. i'm trying to get rid of old clothes that i never wear, by taking them to my local thrift store, and so many of them are things i got at that very same thrift store 😭

2025-08-17 13:55:09 UTC

good morning frediverse 😌
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/115/044/439/192/805/152/original/1a25abb55ef226b8.jpeg

2025-08-16 15:06:17 UTC

i feel the general public, or at least the internet, does not understand how insane orange county is. when i was in elementary school my best friends' dad had what could only be described as a shrine to ronald reagan in the garage, and their nextdoor neighbors named their daughter Reagan 😭

2025-08-15 20:27:54 UTC

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(several commenters guess that it's actually caused by the mama mouse licking the babies heads too hard)

2025-08-15 20:25:54 UTC

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they made redwall in real life

2025-08-15 20:25:37 UTC

someone's discovered a mousenastery 😯😯😯😯
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/115/034/653/399/415/339/original/0429fadcfa19e262.jpeg

2025-08-06 05:14:31 UTC

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this phrase has just been bouncing around the cavernous, empty interior of my skull for days. uncertain whether this newspaper article ever really existed but i saw the screenshot many months ago and the phrase violently resurfaced this week
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/980/109/957/824/742/original/841f3d8fbeb58901.jpeg

2025-08-05 03:34:07 UTC

are you a rizzy weenis?

2025-07-29 05:11:07 UTC

goodnight frediverse. soon it will be tuesyay ☺️

2025-07-20 16:05:26 UTC

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i think that's what @npub1h7a…m2up is working on with his cpm machines

2025-07-20 15:12:52 UTC

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tabs were invented by big computer to sell more ram. physical objects, though, those are more nuanced

2025-07-20 15:09:10 UTC

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you are wise. i'll do this as soon as i get home 🙏

2025-07-20 15:03:43 UTC

at some point i need to accept that i'll never watch all the dozens of youtube videos i've opened in a million browser tabs

2025-07-18 18:13:08 UTC

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it's like the argument that electric cars pay for themselves in gas savings. it's true but so few people have the cash on hand for the big up front purchase in the first place that it just isn't an option

2025-07-16 16:25:22 UTC

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pretty scary.. wont be able to sleep tonight because of this

2025-07-16 16:22:36 UTC

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people posting links to their own blog on their profile??? the horrors!!!

2025-07-04 18:14:34 UTC

guy who calls websites WiFi Stations

2025-07-02 03:23:11 UTC

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moistodon

2025-07-02 00:26:07 UTC

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the only fluids jesus is textually mentioned to have excreted are tears, blood and water. He did not piss. He did not shit. if we are to walk in a Christlike image we must abstain from these sins too.

2025-07-02 00:23:06 UTC

farting is a sin. jesus never farted

2025-06-30 22:18:54 UTC

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like all the major plot points are driven by "trying to keep secrets" or bumbling and happenstance

2025-06-30 22:17:25 UTC

am i just an unserious person who has no mental category for prestige drama, or is breaking bad kind of a sitcom? like it's acted dead serious but the plot itself is very sitcom to me

2025-06-26 16:28:30 UTC

tempted to just get my transmission and brake fluid changed at the oil change place 😖😖😖😖i knowwww i know it's the cowards way but i have limited time and just want it to be done so i don't have to worry about it

2025-06-17 13:22:11 UTC

fascinated by the world building of this obscure new show "breaking bad", it's so immersive it makes me wish the fantastical setting of "albuquerque" were real

2025-06-17 00:40:59 UTC

pee pee poo poo

2025-06-14 15:59:36 UTC

proud to have never watched back to the future 😌

2025-06-10 00:34:25 UTC

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simply fill the entire volume of the back yard with molten pitch! when it solidifies no mosquitoes will be able to get in

2025-05-31 15:31:33 UTC

i don't actually drink coffee it's actually motor oil. i put the ground up motor oil beans in the percolator and it brews into motor oil and then i put it in my mug and sip on it throughout the day

2025-05-31 02:42:45 UTC

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my car was hit by a pickup truck today. low speed collision, minor damage to my door and fender. guy driving the truck did not see me because my entire car was in his immense front corner blind spot.
my door now makes an unpleasant creaking sound when i open it but everything else is still working perfectly. got the truck guys insurance but the insurance company is in chicago and they had already closed for the weekend by the time i got home. we'll see how much door repair they pay for

2025-05-30 22:31:04 UTC

blood feud with John Truck, inventor of the truck

2025-05-24 12:15:35 UTC

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you're allowed to lie to a quail

2025-05-23 10:35:58 UTC

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grunions are so cool, it's a shame more people don't know about them 😭

2025-05-18 15:11:51 UTC

the reason america Can't Build Things Anymore isn't unions or regulations or whatever, it's that our construction workers aren't having enough gay sex with each other on the job.

2025-05-03 13:04:02 UTC

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i think all the parts are oem from other contemporary chevy vans, they look like the ones in the parts document. the front unit parts are mostly installed and the rear unit parts are in boxes!
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/444/031/178/107/605/original/ed66462c84aed620.jpeg

2025-05-03 04:09:16 UTC

whoaaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UX7NJLYyb4

2025-05-01 03:56:10 UTC

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i think it's all 90s stuff, ill send you photos later!

2025-04-30 12:04:12 UTC

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sounds like none of my business though. i just wanna build the air conditioner that the guy gave me all the parts for with the van

2025-04-30 11:57:47 UTC

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he also said to inspect the van for meth, because its linoleum floorboards are so well made and easy to meticulously clean. i suppose it could have been a lab, although that was not the vibe i got from the guy i bought it from you never know i guess lol

2025-04-30 11:55:47 UTC

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my parents are happy to let me park it in their driveway, because it is somewhere i can keep my bikes that is not their already cramped garage. my dad thanked the lord for the van when praying over dinner last night. clearly i have wrought a biblical plague of bikes upon his workspace.

2025-04-30 10:52:59 UTC

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i'll have to put a Fredy's Bikes Incorporated logo on the side so no one deems it suspicious

2025-04-30 10:04:16 UTC

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it has the rotating corner window thingies too

2025-04-30 00:44:49 UTC

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it has a big rumbly detroit diesel v8, and linoleum floors. it's everything i could have hoped for

2025-04-30 00:33:22 UTC

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van ✅
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/424/095/230/097/921/original/ffb2628850b65b8a.jpeg

2025-04-29 15:21:26 UTC

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craig replied about the van, but not about the mysterious aluminum boxes.

2025-04-28 20:59:14 UTC

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it boiled!!!

2025-04-28 19:26:25 UTC

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watched pot, pleeeeeaaaaaaase boil pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease

2025-04-28 18:32:17 UTC

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i need a big slow van because there are not enough big slow vehicles in my life!!!

2025-04-28 18:02:38 UTC

craig please reply about the van and or about the mysterious aluminum boxes.........

2025-04-27 02:05:36 UTC

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automobile zones has them but only for 95$. i'm certain i can find a much much cheaper one on ebay

2025-04-26 14:14:51 UTC

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i will swing by and ask after work. but before that i will check the repair manual to see if there are trouble shooting steps i should do first just in case i don't need to replace the blower motor but some other component

2025-04-26 14:13:12 UTC

i wonder if Automobile Zone has honda fit blower motor in stock

2025-04-26 14:08:39 UTC

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im thinking more stainless steel

2025-04-26 12:13:09 UTC

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homemade clipboard could be a really fun project.. i will be pondering it today.....

2025-04-26 11:49:46 UTC

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homemade clipboard

2025-04-26 11:47:56 UTC

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should get one of those chonky aluminum box clipboards and then anodize it pink

2025-04-26 11:25:25 UTC

time to start thinking about upgrading clipboard

2025-04-20 19:23:31 UTC

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i'm starting to think if you remove one wheel then it ceases to be a bike. it's a unicycle now and there's no rule about unicycles

2025-04-20 18:07:18 UTC

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personally i think it's when both wheels are removed. but im sure that's more or less arbitrary. this is why transit agencies need to employ a philosopher-in-residence

2025-04-20 18:06:26 UTC

was discussing with [@MLE_online](https://social.afront.org/@MLE_online ) a philosophical quandary with practical ramifications: at what stage of disassembly does a bike cease to be a bike, and instead become a collection of bike parts? what are your opinions on this pressing matter?
the practical reason is that bikes have to go on the front rack of the bus, where there are usually only two or three spots, but bike parts are just normal, nonhazardous items that anyone could bring onboard.

2025-04-15 15:55:38 UTC

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HELP IM BEING ATTACKED BY VICIOUS BEAST
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/342/784/136/736/641/original/a2444d24d80283ee.jpeg

2025-04-15 15:13:56 UTC

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using catenary, a handy foamervision web app, i have confirmed that 1002 is currently running on the 28!
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/342/625/685/817/484/original/30500ed379b42ede.jpeg

2025-04-15 13:57:31 UTC

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a fellow foamer said the novæ usually run on route 28, which is around ucsb, not too far out of the way. the catch is, there are only two of them in service.
https://cptdb.ca/wiki/index.php/Santa_Barbara_Metropolitan_Transit_District

2025-04-15 12:32:57 UTC

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stayed overnight with a friend in santa barbara; soon it will be time to search for the novabuses

2025-04-15 00:35:18 UTC

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oh now this is a funky lil guy!!
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/166/382/669/002/original/43d982b3e7d77c52.jpeg

2025-04-15 00:29:35 UTC

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older gold livery gillig
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/149/131/682/055/original/d6b3125fdda6d2a2.jpeg

2025-04-15 00:25:15 UTC

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arrived at the mtd transit center! it's an interesting station with a roundabout surrounding this cool hexagonal building. the main type of bus i'm on the lookout for here are the novabus LFS'es, of which mtd is the only in southern california. i haven't seen any yet but here are some interesting gillig varieties, and some battery new flyers!
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/125/058/471/791/original/00d7afebdea231bb.jpeg
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/125/190/845/934/original/c2b6683c70d4899b.jpeg
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/125/272/195/589/original/2236347ab2bad684.jpeg

2025-04-15 00:04:03 UTC

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the second worst thing about santa barbara is that it's inhabited by elderly rich assholes. the worst thing about it is that they're elderly rich assholes with undeniably good taste, this place is gorgeous
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/038/943/494/961/original/d0d0fae12b0ea891.jpeg

2025-04-14 23:56:30 UTC

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off the highway, down to the beach!
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/019/020/987/481/original/aed4afe976255a84.jpeg
https://media.tacobelllabs.net/media_attachments/files/114/339/019/317/711/925/original/7ea4a6966711b874.jpeg