Sapphire Star

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YOU CANNOT READ MY POSTS, THEY ARE TOO HIGH IQ FOR YOU
I'VE WRITTEN THEM FOR OTHERS TO READ AND LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE

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2026-04-11 01:17:39 CEST

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the elites couldn't even hide that they were fucking kids on a secret island in the middle of the ocean, they wouldn't be able to keep a fake moon landing secret for a week, we'd have HD photos of Jeffery Epstein on the moon landing set and flight logs of all the astronauts

2026-04-08 05:55:30 CEST

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I’m just sayin if they’re using some sort of reaction to propel hot gas out the front of a gun it’d recoil just like our guns that use some sort of reaction to propel hot gas out the front of a gun

2026-04-08 05:51:09 CEST

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hot gas is what makes a real gun recoil

2026-03-28 02:12:10 CET

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2026-03-28 01:50:25 CET

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you eventually run out of youtube series to rewatch.

2026-03-22 14:33:45 CET

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“white people hated spices” um try again sweatie
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2026-03-22 09:40:54 CET

@npub1q77…qvrg
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2026-03-21 06:14:53 CET

I wish every one of my bros who wants one a traditional woman who knows her strengths and yours
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2026-03-19 15:04:13 CET

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nobody cares what Germans think, try winning a world war once in a while stinky

2026-03-19 14:35:21 CET

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nobody gives a shit about German, we only care about Dutch because it’s funny
Be a clown or speak English

2026-03-19 10:21:53 CET

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you don’t need zoomer loan words for Dutch like you do with German though
hey dudebro whats the gist of this spam email paragraph I got a few years ago?
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2026-03-19 10:16:37 CET

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2026-03-19 10:15:56 CET

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I love Dutch because it’s just English enough that you can context clue your way into reading it at a third grade level with absolutely zero knowledge of the language
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2026-03-17 09:50:06 CET

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it’s a testament to female retardation that it took 8000 years to find out they can just charge men to give them attention instead of having to sell the hole

2026-03-17 09:47:45 CET

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literally getting into a fight in front of the whorehouse over which one is more loved by the whores

2026-03-02 16:07:09 CET

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counterpoint: it’s all spyware when the hardware is closed

2026-02-28 14:01:44 CET

Operation epic furry
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2026-02-27 20:19:15 CET

Sure thing bill
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2026-02-19 15:04:16 CET

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they didn’t even arrest him for being a pedo they arrested him for disclosing state secrets

2026-02-17 23:41:20 CET

Haha tight I can’t wait til seeing one of these sends existential fear into my body
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2026-02-13 00:01:15 CET

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the mango would turn me off
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2026-02-12 23:54:20 CET

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let me know how it is

2026-02-10 01:00:18 CET

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2026-02-10 00:49:39 CET

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no, 94 was Dookie which was the only album anyone actually cared about til American Idiot came out lole (trust me, I learned all this stuff to get emo pussy in the mid 2000s so I'm an expert)

2026-02-10 00:42:08 CET

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1. in 2006 American Idiot was already 2 years old
2. Green Day's first popular album dropped in 1994, they were ALREADY old when you thought they first got popular

2026-02-09 00:12:15 CET

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when me and the boys get together we prefer to do things than to just sit on the couch and watch shit, even if "doing things" is playing kirby air riders and getting stoned to the bone

2026-02-09 00:08:27 CET

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yeah but the knowledge that they're doing it is free, and its even better knowing they're doing it to declining viewership

2026-02-08 23:20:07 CET

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sportsball used to be cool when it was white guys, now its just a bunch of field negroes giving each other CTE

2026-02-07 06:01:47 CET

Rev up those grills boys meat’s back on the menu
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2026-02-06 07:13:28 CET

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>Why should a random person I never talked be able to decide who sees my posts and who I can follow on mastodon.social.
This isn’t really a moderation problem, it’s a fundamental misuse of the software by the random person. People should not be using large instances where moderation is distinct from the user base. Fediverse should be a network of “sysadmin and his immediate social network” sized instances, not poast and mastodon where the majority of the user base isn’t substantively socially connected with their staff.

2026-02-03 23:18:36 CET

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2026-02-03 23:17:01 CET

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2026-02-01 23:45:24 CET

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fortunately I’ve got a dependent now so my tax returns are pretty nice since I don’t claim any on my withholding

2026-02-01 23:42:09 CET

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I did Disney practically monthly for the entirety of the 90s, their tax deal with the state of Florida means Florida residents got season passes for like 20 bucks so it was really up to whether papa had enough gas in the truck whether we drove the hour and a half north
My kids MIGHT go to Disneyland once

2026-02-01 23:38:58 CET

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in their defense especially Epcot has some banger food, or did when I last went 20 years ago

2026-02-01 04:08:55 CET

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tangentially related I guess
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2026-01-29 14:09:22 CET

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navy will pay you e-6 to go to college as long as you commission nuclear for 5 years

2026-01-27 02:34:07 CET

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2026-01-26 22:54:42 CET

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also obligatory depends on the color of the kids

2026-01-26 22:54:01 CET

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as long as it ain’t my parking lot, ain’t my car, and it ain’t my kids it ain’t my problem

2026-01-25 00:32:22 CET

I hate when cardinals draw spaghetti on Catholic Churches and try to blame white people for it
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2026-01-24 23:18:58 CET

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big ego to think you’re worth the ten cents a round let alone the trial when you’ll test the weight load of the ceiling fan before 2030

2026-01-24 23:14:35 CET

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oh no the tranny thinks I’m insufferable, maybe you should kill yourself about it

2026-01-24 23:11:40 CET

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what you offered was a one way ticket to Turkey. That’s the one way ticket to Turkey. 28 thousand dollars to my PayPal or you’re a liar

2026-01-24 23:09:38 CET

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sorry m8 that’s the only flight available tomorrow
Double it because my girlfriend is coming too, or are you just saying shit you don’t mean to try to win an internet fight because you’re an insufferable faggot (I can’t believe I’m saying this in defense of owl of all people)

2026-01-24 23:04:56 CET

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[email protected]
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2026-01-24 20:59:35 CET

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2026-01-24 02:59:50 CET

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from her Instagram
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2026-01-23 00:33:56 CET

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she wrangle my jeep til I shatter my driveshaft

2026-01-22 01:46:29 CET

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Fayetteville NC's local transit is the extremely awkwardly named FAST (Fayettville Area System of Transport)
probably because the Fayetteville Area Rapid Transit wouldn't look good on buses

2026-01-22 01:41:38 CET

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2026-01-22 01:10:53 CET

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"your honor, I would like to draw attention to exhibit CP"

2026-01-22 00:57:05 CET

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not necessarily in a hostile regime that will give you a felony hate crime for defending yourself

2026-01-21 06:38:26 CET

Disney’s owned marvel for like… ten years and they still haven’t added the incredibles to the MCU

2026-01-20 18:41:06 CET

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I would accept this if and only if they removed everyone's high beams

2026-01-19 07:18:16 CET

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bro I don’t have the magic democracy wand what do you want me to do?

2026-01-19 07:03:27 CET

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the government has to officially declare them a terrorist organization AND they have to meet certain criteria of active insurrection (unless they're the klan, they're specifically called out in one of the edits to the insurrection act)

2026-01-19 06:58:09 CET

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fed government can't control the national guard for this, it brings them to active duty status and puts them under PC. They can ask the state governor to do that but the governor of minnesota is not cooperative.

2026-01-19 06:47:18 CET

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also why Trump is trying so hard to label antifa as terrorists, the insurrection act is pretty much the only way to get around the posse comitatus act

2026-01-19 06:44:32 CET

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actual military can’t do shit within the US legally speaking, we have pretty robust protections for it. That’s why this is all ICE and national guard

2026-01-15 06:34:17 CET

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2026-01-12 23:16:05 CET

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this looks like Jeff Jarrett at rock bottom (the emotional and physical state not the pay per view)

2026-01-12 21:48:25 CET

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why would I, as someone who grew up with self driving cars, ever want to drive a McLaren F1?
I can make these equivalent comparisons all day

2026-01-12 21:45:13 CET

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why would I, as someone who grew up with Harry Potter, read Aristotle? There’s a lot of autism required to even think of doing that

2026-01-12 19:02:42 CET

Sure man just give us another reason to do it
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2026-01-11 04:22:30 CET

Which medieval cat are you
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2026-01-09 03:06:55 CET

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I had my work macbook delivered to a parcel locker and the amazon nigger delivered it to the locker, took a picture, took it out, and closed the locker. All caught on camera, no action taken.

2026-01-09 02:09:41 CET

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you are correct and if you’re simultaneously bragging about how shit your job is and saying this maybe you should look in a mirror and see the number tattooed on you

2026-01-09 01:27:58 CET

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if I used AI for my job I would literally do nothing, all I do now is acknowledge alerts in pagerduty and reboot kube pods

2026-01-09 01:21:04 CET

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remember keyboard slave, AI isn't going to take your job because then you could go find a fulfilling one. Make sure you ask copilot at least 7 work related questions today or we're pulling your raise

2026-01-08 22:25:32 CET

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I think what’s actually going to happen is they’re going to charge the officer with murder at the state level and force a crisis

2026-01-08 22:16:12 CET

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I don’t care, I can whip it hard right and slam the gas and it won’t spin
At least my motor doesn’t eat its gaskets

2026-01-08 22:14:28 CET

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it’s just a better Miata, if I wanted to go fast in a straight line id be a pilot. Cars are meant for the twisties

2026-01-08 22:12:54 CET

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FOR REAL THOUGH I have a debadged third gen MR2 that looks like a boxster to normies and I’ve gotten hit on TWO TIMES since I got the roadster (3 months ago) as opposed to zero times INCLUDING BY THE GIRL ALSO DRIVING AN MR2 in the like 8 years I’ve had that

2026-01-08 22:10:02 CET

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I second the roadmaster, as long as you don’t mind writing Exxon a blank check it’s the ultimate road trip machine

2026-01-03 17:52:21 CET

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lmaoooooooo this fat faggot is delusional
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2026-01-03 17:48:45 CET

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lmaoooooooo
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2026-01-03 17:42:00 CET

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maduro on his way to Epstein island to service Hillary

2026-01-03 17:40:06 CET

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at least Trump figured out we don’t need a 20 year forever war for regime change we just need to child abduct the dictator

2026-01-01 04:20:30 CET

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nothing about becoming older makes me want to drink malaria meds and Christmas tree cum

2026-01-01 04:15:14 CET

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people who are low functioning alcoholics and who aren’t drinking monster and Everclear are wasting money

2026-01-01 04:08:39 CET

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unfortunately it’s just another gigacorp liquor now but they’re still pretty damn good. I’m still dreading the day I recommend it to someone and word comes back that it’s just Beam in a fancy bottle

2026-01-01 04:03:46 CET

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https://1792bourbon.com/high-rye/

2026-01-01 04:01:09 CET

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only as a barrier to entry, once you get into it the autism doesn’t matter a lick. Now that I know whiskeys I don’t care what makes it a bourbon or a rye or a scotch or whatever, I care that it tastes good. My favorite bourbon is a rye after all

2026-01-01 03:54:35 CET

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and it’s got an e if it’s from Ireland or America, scotch is whisky
Lots of autism there, though the people who make jack Daniel’s try to claim that Tennessee whiskey is also bourbon. They’re wrong, bourbon tastes good

2025-12-30 02:57:25 CET

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what are you gonna do? Brag to all the other single moms that your 06 Prius requires even less driving?

2025-12-30 02:32:56 CET

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just make sure there’s no oddities in swapping them (your key will probably have to be recoded to it and that can be a pain)

2025-12-30 02:08:13 CET

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why don’t you just buy a different region ECU, that’s what I’m going to do with the MR2 when I swap it, the JDM celica had a slightly higher redline on the 2ZZ and you don’t have to redo the immobilizer because Japan doesn’t have car thieves for some reason

2025-12-25 12:02:32 CET

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yeah let me dump a grand into cache so my receiving device clogs on write anyway

2025-12-25 09:41:18 CET

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nobody has the money to support a 10gbps NAS, mine has a datacenter pcie nvme cache and doesn’t touch 5 in actual transfer

2025-12-25 06:16:08 CET

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2025-12-23 00:40:27 CET

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shell make a fine wife someday

2025-12-22 03:07:14 CET

We’ve had these straws for six months
She just learned they can bend
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2025-12-20 18:01:42 CET

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2025-12-19 06:51:14 CET

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>animalistic
Haha cuz owl

2025-12-19 06:46:13 CET

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ah, bit thread
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2025-12-19 06:39:05 CET

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nobody here but you knew about this

2025-12-16 04:05:09 CET

apparently Disney is scrubbing the new marvelslop movie trailer from the internet super hard so you have to go to theaters to see it and my girlfriend was like damn I could see charlie kirk get wasted in 4k like 3 minutes after it happened but I gotta watch a camrip of a movie trailer shot on the world's first camera

2025-12-15 23:50:08 CET

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typical government only passes this law now that uma musume is the new drug ripping through anime titty artist communities like crack

2025-12-15 18:45:54 CET

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