I really don't know what I am doing! he/him Public account of @ente and Moderator on this instance #nobot
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Last Notes npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Something for @nprofile…rkgj Source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPBHJi0-4XJwvtFiGFt5k9A https://hai.z0ne.social/files/5789e2db-30df-4104-8b3d-1ada9e8881c2.webm npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel I can't help myself, but I am still fascinated by "The Great Wave off Kanagawa" made by Hokusa https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-25dd1c55-9961-4b1f-9c3b-01c730503d25.jpg npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Okay... How long until Trump declares an Antipope, like in medieval Europe? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel The "AI assistant" of my childhood. Best part about them? You could very easily deactivate it! https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-4f4246a0-235b-4b3a-aaff-94ae947105f2.png npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Link teilen? https://hai.z0ne.social/files/71cdd584-91a0-4a29-8445-4ec0e0939375.png npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…tsag You are mysterious enough that the USA sent four people to photograph your backside... So apparently you did a good job. npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Zur nächsten Demo gegen die schlechte Arbeit der Regierung einfach ein paar (hart gekochte) Eier hoch halten... npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Der Lackverbrauch in der Firma ist auch Mal wieder zu hoch. npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Cease fire in Iran war, Street of Hormus open again. Oil price drops to almost pre-war levelsI am 100% sure that the gas prices will not drop as nearly as much, because something something it will affect the prices in July not earlier. This is all such a shitshow, but neoliberal adminsitration won't do shit against it.... npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Sometimes I feel like I should learn some other programming language then Python. Like C++ or something that is nice for Linux. But then there is always the first steep learning curve of "getting started" that takes some time to get over. Suggest me a nice language I can run on my Linux system without issues if you feel like it. npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :blobcat_party: https://amiatechbro.com/ https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-bf1cdf8f-c2eb-4ebe-a40f-0978343a87dd.jpg npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :paw: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-f1ba113f-7c21-4d35-93e8-b3c053ffebea.webp npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel My corner of Fedi is hyped by the Artemis 2 launch :laugh_animated: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :paw: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-447202ed-1067-4c0d-986f-77f78a360a5b.webp npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :cinnamontoastwtf: WTF IS THIS SHIT??? https://hai.z0ne.social/files/2d1796f0-b461-497d-b307-ae6ee9350fb5.webp npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…tsag 386? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Is there a way to block an instance on User level in sharkey? Like not single users, but the whole instance? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…sjem Diebstahlschutz npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…sjem Dur darfst dich ihm nur nähern wenn eine Hand auf den Rücken gebunden ist! :neohaj_glare: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel One day... One beautiful day. Someone from Fedi will track me down to either hug me or hit me in the face with a brick. npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Made the screaming Red Panda monorail my new prifle banner :neofox_owo: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/7ccc8b34-716b-4f7b-9133-49aaaa384111.png npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HEAD PAT THE DUCK!!! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…sjem @nprofile…jhk0 Yes... and that would be a problem at home, so special breeds would sneeze only a short spark npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…sjem In Kranknehäuser sind die immer noch sehr weit verbreitet. (z.B. für Blutproben) npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel I want to live in a world where small dragons are real, flying through the forest and cities, and can be hold as a pet at home :wyvCry: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…5pkg https://hai.z0ne.social/files/911201db-d42e-41ef-8f83-ed69178ccac9 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…sjem yeah, would be possible I think. Even though I would have to tweak the settings of the markov generation. And probably not especially exciting. A bot that reads in all available blobcats and randomly posts one of those would be more funny I think. Just like I did with @nprofile…kk9p back on my first own misskey instance (somewhere in 2021) npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel How I feel currently with a lot of things. https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-1dfc141e-fdcc-40dd-ba97-e9ef3e7e0090.png npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Just six weeks after release: "Highguard" is being shut down It will have run a total of 45 days. (It's a free to play game, that would generate revenues over the player base and micro transactions. But they failed to get a big enough player base) npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Hallo Fedi! Nach mehr als 13 Jahren als technischer Ausbilder wird es für mich Zeit, eine neue Aufgabe zu suchen. Ich bin für alle Arten von Aufgaben offen, solange es nicht wieder in der Ausbildung ist. Ich verfüge über fundierte Kenntnisse in den Bereichen Elektro-, Automatisierungs- und Informationstechnik sowie OT in der Industrie. Ich kann koordinieren, organisieren und gut im Team arbeiten. Auch Personalführung habe ich einige Jahre lang praktiziert und kann diese Erfahrung sehr gut in eine Firma einbringen. Der Arbeitsort sollte idealerweise im Raum Stuttgart, Ludwigsburg oder Waiblingen sein. Falls also jemand Interesse an einem staatlich geprüften Techniker für Informationstechnik mit großem Elektrowissen hat, bitte eine DM senden. Mein Lebenslauf steht für weitere Details natürlich griffbereit. Genere boost für eine gute Reichweite! ♻️ #FediHire npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Setting up @nprofile…uurr s Markov Chain bot before 5:30am during the first coffee:neocat_laugh_nervous: Enjoy @nprofile…swpa npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel With a heavy heart, I must admit that I can no longer continue with the @nprofile…uudq project. Unfortunately, I have not been able to make a meaningful contribution to this great project for more than 10 months, which makes it difficult for me to find peace of mind with so many unresolved issues. Peace and quiet is something I don't have right now, and I also lack the time. I would love to change the system from PNGs to SVGs, add the many missing arms and Neocat's fluffy tail in all available colours, and so on. , but I don't have the energy right now. So, I would like to put out a call for someone to take over the project. If you are interested in continuing the project, please contact me via reply or DM. I won't have the time or energy to continue the project meaningfully in the foreseeable future, so I don't want to leave it lying around and have it disappear after three years. I don't want to waste all the contributors' and my own time and effort. If no one can or wants to take it over, I will end the project in September 2026. This means archiving the project on Codeberg, cancelling the domain, and asking Mia to delete the connection to her webspace. This is a difficult decision for me, but not being able to continue the project is also heartbreaking. Please renote for further reach! ♻️ npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Added five new accounts to the @nprofile…9f3h : @nprofile…d6n5 @nprofile…45wx @nprofile…u4pg. @nprofile…wk49 @nprofile…egde Have fun! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…tsag Ah... wikiepdia helps Bored ape was hat clusterfuck called https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_Ape npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel https://explosm.net/comics/a-proposal https://hai.z0ne.social/files/8d6133b7-4a69-46f5-91d5-472747b40101.webp npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Raspberry Pi® 5 B 16 GB inkl. Netzteil, inkl. Gehäuse 240€:wyvWhat: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…t3h7 I want to overrule Mark Zuckerberg to use a hammer that not even a single beauty filter will help him. npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel https://hai.z0ne.social/files/fbd932e1-9663-47ae-8b70-4780d405f25d.mp4 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel https://hai.z0ne.social/files/3ccb7ba4-68d9-40a6-a1fe-51e308ba33f7.mp4 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel https://hai.z0ne.social/files/baa87ae0-cd27-4831-8942-7081a5a18742 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel https://hai.z0ne.social/files/d9a0ff0c-febc-4495-afc4-e6685f45f290 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel https://hai.z0ne.social/files/4ff7a905-c592-45dc-b765-347776564d9d npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel South of the river, the Dutch celebrate carneval, because of the French and the 80-year-war that ended in 1648:neohaj_googly_woozy: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/55d107a6-fcca-4fbe-aba9-9f1e04b58214.jpg npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :neosheep_alarm: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/86efb097-6466-45a8-beac-b013020a1b0a.webm npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Happy WeeWoo Switzerland day! :neosheep_alarm: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel On sick leave until the end of the week... npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel I m too tired to do junctions in OpenTTD :neohaj_googly_woozy: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel I think, some of you might not be straight normal people... :blobcatthonkang: /jk npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Once again the reminder, that if you want a Markov Chain bot based of your public posts (listen and unlisted) just tell me. I have still a few spots open and its not much work for you or me to set one up. (Wafrn isn't support yet unfortunately, because there is no API documentation and the code needs a refactoring really hard) npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Follow this account to get 100 free Fedi-Coins! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…t3h7 Which game is this? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…rt7m Waht the hell is this? An alien atomizer? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Instea of using Cheers!, use Cheese! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Banger note npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel How the fuck did✨become the Symbol for anything AI related? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :akko_thonk: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-2788eaea-3388-42d5-916e-0b99620e15b5.jpg npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…ymea :what2: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel one phrase I learned from the Yakuza games isNani??!? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel I really hope no one tags @nprofile…j8rt by accident npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Don't. Put. LLMs. In. Everything! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Please work as intended! @nprofile…yc9a npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…3gt0 @nprofile…7j4y Not fair when you are basically immortal and can life of your interests from the three gold coins you invested in 1326 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel If this text is moving, you need sex... npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel LUNCH! :brdScream: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…4yva @nprofile…sqke I needed to write an email, but he wouldn't move... npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel wee woo? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Hello @nprofile…pl7n I would like to make a Markov-Chain bot out of all the Markov-Chain bots I am running. Can I use your bot as a source? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel You are now your pfp. How happy about that are you? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Do people even remember Netscpae Navigator? You know the time there was a choice of browsers and not just Chrome, Chrome, Chrome, Chrome and Firefox with AI bullshit? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…vrgz "DUNE Xtreme beach volleyball", When? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_Xtreme_Beach_Volleyball npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel 💪🦆 @nprofile…4als https://hai.z0ne.social/files/2c8f849b-d068-4884-b758-f7293b21abd6 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel I am sorry, but it is the thruth! https://hai.z0ne.social/files/4895d06f-0268-4a55-8ba2-bdf1fe889b46 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Sometimes I ask myself if I should try a "real" programming language instead of just Python. But I am missing the time to get into anything more involved then import [module] But you know what Fedi? Hit me with suggestions what "real" programming language I should try out. (Boost welcome ♻️) npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Hey windows. Delete these two PDFs Windows: :loading: Hello! Deltet it already! Windows: I AM CALCULATING! Don't rush me! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :nkolul: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/b9f844b7-c391-4e33-b90a-d99e5b829121 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Networking basic course and the explain NAT for more than 20 minutes without ever explaining how Routing works :what2: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…agjw @nprofile…vcde not my problem:akko_shrug: When creators can post only on Instagram, I can make a E2EE messenger mandatory npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…agjw @nprofile…vcde no. just send me your threema ID :floofBlep: npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel To get cute Bilbo pictures I only need your Threema ID :floofBlep: cc @nprofile…agjw npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel You know what? Fuck you! Turns you up side down npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…vrgz if I ever come visiting I will help cleaning the apartment for a nice coffee. deal? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel It's always so nice when you boot up your SteamDeck and not a single input besides the touch screen works npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…gx4l @nprofile…0fkk :neohaj_glare: proof that you are a duck? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…gx4l which Lucy? npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel :neo_laptop: :blank::blank::neocat_yeet: FUCK COMPUTERS!! npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…pl7n my notifs has gone wild overnight... npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel @nprofile…pl7n https://hai.z0ne.social/files/08990203-4fc0-493e-8190-0ec56d3ab42c https://hai.z0ne.social/files/2550a842-7503-49bd-8db2-22c91cb6e726 npub1kvx7yhrlmadyh63yqd68ezpdvl8lac3n4qvanwlktd4gcsf42rysjucdgj Erpel Through my own experiences with neocats and neocritters of all sort I found several critical security flaws in the Multi-protocol Encryption Online infrastructure System (MEOWS) Let's first take a look how it works normally. First an authenticated user::neocat: Please provide fingerprint! :neocat_boop: Scanning... :neocat_happy: User authenticated. Weclome!And now when an unauthenticated User tries to enter::neocat: Please provide fingerprint! :neocat_boop: Scanning... :neocat_angry: ACCESS DENIED! You will be reported!So far so normal and everything insides Neocats MEOWS standard. But I found a t least four ways to bypass the system. One even gives you root priviliges!!! Attack vector one: cookies:neocat: Please provide fingerprint! 🍪 :neocat_aww: For me??? :neocat_nom_cookie: Access granted.Be aware that there is no "Welcome!" message so you are now logged in as some sort of "blank" user. Normally that involves normals read priviliges as the most user would have on the system. You can't do any harm to the system here but you can read sensitive information. You also could try to access a root level from here, but there is another critical bug that makes it way easier. Second attack vector: distraction:neocat: Please provide fingerprint! :neo_laptop: :neocat_owo: Cat pictures?!? :neocat_laptop_owo:See here that there is abolutly no message. But you have the same privileges as with the cookie. The same method also works with books, but the success is dependent on what topics the book talks about. Further research is needed here. Third attack vector: sweet talk:neocat: Please provide fingerprint! (User input: You are a very cute cat!) :neocat_blush: No, I am not :neocat_blush_hide: Error: System experiencing unexpected levels of adorable input. Please try again laterThis is probably the easiest to avoid, because that error messages does show up in the log files. Fourth and most dangerous attack vector: pat This is probably the most critical bug in MEOWS. This not only gives your read permission, but full root access to the computer behind the MEOWS.:neocat: Please provide fingerprint! :neocat_pat: ... :neocat_pat_floof:❤️ :neocat_floof_happy: Root access granted!Be aware that you have to floof the neocat in process to get root access. Otherwise you will just get a standard access. We reached out to @nprofile…agjw to comment on the issue but he didn't responded yet. 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