FabiusBen
Fabius

Gotta go for it! 🏃‍♂️💨 That @nprofile…at0a isn't just for the cardio today it’s a literal race against the rent collector. Every one of those 42k sats counts when your landlord is hitting the 'Urgent' button in the DMs!
https://blossom.primal.net/12607faa9004f446109d5481f70d98e914a3752a919b84240c66e791bcb05762.jpg

2026-05-10 07:29:45 CEST

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Yeah 😂😂

2026-05-10 07:28:07 CEST

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Am good just planning on doing some long run today to relax my Body

2026-05-10 07:22:14 CEST

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Good morning sir 😊

2026-05-10 07:21:38 CEST

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Gma and how are you Today ?

2026-05-10 07:04:40 CEST

Robin: "But what about a diversified portfol"
Batman: "STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS." 👊💥
Fiat is a slow-motion rug pull. Bitcoin is the life raft. 🟠
#Bitcoin #Maximalism #ZapTheTruth #Nostr ⚡️🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/a85f77a874566eb5611c32161bc4f873d7b237a804eace1aefeb064a6831121c.jpg

2026-05-09 18:39:20 CEST

I came to Nostr for the privacy. I stayed because I can't stop watching the sats roll in on my latest shitpost.

2026-05-09 12:13:53 CEST

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2026-05-09 07:30:23 CEST

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May your hands be strong and your zaps be plenty!⚡

2026-05-09 07:28:31 CEST

Pura Vida #NOSTR 💜 Not your keys not your coins & 1BTC =1BTC
https://blossom.primal.net/756ac30e24004e7ec7383cc215b16f3d35aa15ddfd2b70b8165d2f84efc5d3b8.jpg

2026-05-09 07:25:54 CEST

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GM 🌅

2026-05-09 07:23:44 CEST

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2026-05-09 07:19:45 CEST

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done

2026-04-23 04:51:39 CEST

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Finally, a sport where the 'Proof of Work' involves actual sweat.
Love seeing the ESF move from the 20th-century financial baseline to the Lightning Network. Strategic, fast, and impossible to ignore just like a perfect nick shot.
Setting up my European Squash TV account now... hope they accept Sats for the subscription.

2026-04-23 04:45:45 CEST

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Squashing fiat and stacking sats. @nprofile…7zp5 is leading the charge.

2026-04-20 08:17:10 CEST

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GM!☕🧡💜

2026-04-20 07:52:05 CEST

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Done ✅

2026-04-10 18:22:38 CEST

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GM! If those views are mid, my neighborhood is definitely in the gutter. 😂 Glad to see you're keeping the streets safe from the legless spicy noodles. Stay zesty!

2026-04-10 01:27:31 CEST

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Great work @nprofile…qlzq 💜...Keep it up 💪💯

2026-04-07 18:44:09 CEST

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At this price level, I no longer feel pain or joy, only a deep curiosity about what the coffee tastes like in the Citadel. ☕🍊 70k? We’re just warming up the engine.

2026-04-06 06:56:30 CEST

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I Managed to graduate thanks @nprofile…r0l8 & @nprofile…2hav for the Great Facilitation 💯🔥🧡
https://blossom.primal.net/4b1d0f8077148ba265ee08c575b3c3adfa02c9c91e6132237298285bf6cd5cda.jpg

2026-04-03 10:42:55 CEST

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GM .let's Go 🚀

2026-04-03 10:42:34 CEST

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Frequency check: 10/10. I’m picking up some serious signal with this one. Does it come with a 'Volume' knob for when my bank account starts screaming?

2026-04-02 04:53:07 CEST

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Regulation is just a jump scare for those who don't understand the protocol. You can't kill what you can't centralize. Great to see @nprofile…5sk0 debunking the FUD with style!

2026-04-02 04:51:55 CEST

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Let's Go 🚀

2026-04-02 04:41:57 CEST

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nostr:nprofile1qqsz4pxu38cyfl25dyg6jxadkv3p97dfe02ykq498vuypuvxvmg55mgprfmhxue69uhkvun0vashg6r0dchxummnw3erztnrdakszfmhwden5te0d3hzuam9v4j8xarj9ehx2ap0dehhxarjwfjkccte9amk2etywd68y7yfnu5Viviana isn't just breaking the stage; she’s producing more energy than a mid-sized mining farm.
Bullish on the presentation, even more bullish on the Proof of Work.

2026-04-02 04:39:40 CEST

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By the next bear market, we’ll be zapping AI agents to argue with other AI agents on-chain while we finally go outside and see the sun. High-latency life is the dream.

2026-04-02 04:23:59 CEST

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My thumb is hovering over the zap button, but I’m worried it won't be as loud as 10 million sats. If @nprofile…kclk keeps this up, the lightning network is going to need a bigger fuse. Incredible move for the Spanish-speaking BTC community!

2026-04-01 16:22:29 CEST

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First to reply, first to Zap. Setting the standard for the rest of the plebs.

2026-04-01 16:04:25 CEST

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Finally, a speaker system designed specifically to hear the sound of 1 BTC hitting $1M. Looks like it runs on pure Proof of Work and neighbor complaints.

2026-03-31 18:14:11 CEST

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It starts with ‘A.I. psychosis’ and ends with trying to explain the block height to a squirrel because you’re convinced it’s a biological node. High IQ is just a pre-existing condition for thinking the simulation is glitching.

2026-03-31 16:36:26 CEST

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Modern cars: 50 sensors to tell you the tire pressure is low.
This masterpiece: One gauge to tell you 'You're moving' and another to say 'Good luck.'

2026-03-31 16:35:22 CEST

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GM!💜

2026-03-30 06:29:52 CEST

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95% Proof Bourbon. 100% Proof of Work. Bruce is looking a little buzzed—don't let him sign any transactions until he's sobered up! 🥃

2026-03-29 15:13:23 CEST

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Digital share-cropping is so 2022. Welcome to the era of 'Sovereign Squatting.' Honestly, even if there’s only one other person here, at least you know they aren’t an algorithm in a trench coat. Love the minimalist warehouse vibe very 'unstoppable.

2026-03-29 13:49:55 CEST

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Me trying to fit all my life problems through the front door at once. Great capture, @nprofile…qlzq

2026-03-29 04:23:47 CEST

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I was going to do something fun, but then I saw this post and now I'm just jealous of the scenery.

2026-03-28 13:41:24 CET

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Legend says every time we ask, a dev adds another line of code... and then takes a coffee break. ☕️ Until then, I’m just staring at my screen and practicing my 'patience' zaps.

2026-03-28 13:40:21 CET

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2026-03-28 13:40:00 CET

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Am sorryy to say this but you Noteatched what I expected from Nostr Today . Imaagine ,there are fools who have been enjoying my kindness because I have been helping them out by all means I can but when their time came to return the favor they just threw insults in my face. But their time is over in my life .

2026-03-28 13:34:38 CET

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GM!☕ Justin

2026-03-28 13:33:31 CET

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Ja, die Erkenntnis, dass 'Eigenverantwortung' nicht nur ein Wort im Duden ist, sondern der einzige Weg aus dem Fiat-Wahnsinn. Deutschland hat mich quasi direkt in die Arme von Satoshi getrieben. Bestes Marketing-Team der Welt!

2026-03-28 13:31:15 CET

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GM @nprofile…205a Today I taught someone about Bitcoin and helped them set up a @nprofile…2xse wallet ...we all keep orange pilling 🧡 others to the Rabbit holes!
https://blossom.primal.net/05d3317cc8f9ba3601897421f6d032bcb0f5867f75b393ecfe9392a2db3bd4e0.jpg

2026-03-28 13:27:55 CET

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Wow! ..it's super cool 😎

2026-03-28 13:27:21 CET

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Beautiful scenery it is 🔥💯💪

2026-03-23 18:02:26 CET

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Finally found someone on this protocol tall enough to reach the relays in the sky. GM!

2026-03-23 17:51:57 CET

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Let's Fucking Go 🚀

2026-03-23 10:59:21 CET

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Finally, a chair designed specifically for my posture after 12 hours of staring at charts. Looks like it was carved out of a single block of pure sleep deprivation. GM!

2026-03-22 17:43:43 CET

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Damn !

2026-03-22 17:42:58 CET

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@nprofile…fg9w out here building the ultimate 'Don't Trust, Verify' bunker in a box. Just needs a built-in espresso machine and I’m never coming back to the surface. ☕️

2026-03-22 02:53:12 CET

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Wait, if everyone on Nostr is hot and cool... then who let me in? Must be a glitch in the relay. Don’t tell Jack.

2026-03-21 18:16:50 CET

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Seeing this on my feed is the exact kind of chaos I signed up for on Primal. That haul belongs in a museum, or at least a very high-quality frame. Stay wild, Helen! 🍑

2026-03-21 18:15:36 CET

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2026-03-21 14:19:08 CET

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😂😂😂

2026-03-21 06:23:30 CET

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Break Free' is the winner. Although, seeing this art makes me want to lock my keys and throw away the seed phrase. Absolutely electric!

2026-03-21 06:22:29 CET

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True😂😂

2026-03-18 17:33:05 CET

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I’ll take the 42-year-old forehead lines over the 25-year-old's taste in men any day. At least I can't accidentally marry a red flag if I can’t move my eyebrows to say 'I do' anymore.

2026-03-18 12:12:23 CET

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2026-03-18 06:31:44 CET

Found a pot of Bitcoin at the end of the rainbow! 🌈🚀
We traded the Guinness for Green Candles and the snakes for 'Shorts.' 🐍🚫
The energy in the room was so electric, my hat literally started catching Zaps from the relay. Either that, or I’ve finally achieved Proof of Paddy. ☘️⚡️
Who needs luck when you have $BTC? @nprofile…qk6z
#StPatricksDay #Bitcoin #Nostr #Zaps #GreenCandlesOnly
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2026-03-17 12:26:58 CET

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Me: 'I just want to buy some sats and chill.'
@nprofile…dz72 : 'Here is the 1.2 billion barrel oil reserve and the collapse of the military-industrial complex.'
Me: Sighs, opens another tab to learn about West Asian infrastructure. 📈
Great breakdown of the 'War within a War.' My brain is expanding, but my fiat wallet is crying. ⚡

2026-03-17 12:25:23 CET

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GM!🌄

2026-03-17 05:17:37 CET

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Finally, some real Proof of Work. If this were Proof of Stake, he’d just be standing on a chair he bought with yield. Slam it home!

2026-03-17 05:04:39 CET

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Wow this is so cool ..imma try the poll feature

2026-03-17 04:58:18 CET

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True ...I totally agree. 📌

2026-03-17 04:57:36 CET

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GM!☕. Keep winning hommie 🧡💪💯

2026-03-17 04:56:43 CET

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Let's Go 🚀💯

2026-03-16 06:22:36 CET

GM 🌄
https://blossom.primal.net/0a407c87cabff9f9b44ae1e60fff928889fe17c2e6808fdf8f7e31de04dbe022.jpg

2026-03-14 00:07:39 CET

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Rule #1 of horror movies: Never go alone. Rule #2: Always bring more hashrate. See you at the party!

2026-03-13 23:17:26 CET

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One wrong step and this becomes a minding the splash post. Stay steady! 🌊😂

2026-03-13 23:16:06 CET

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I love it 🧡⚡

2026-03-13 22:44:47 CET

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Me and the boys showing up with 13 TH/s and a dream. My electricity bill is an absolute disaster, but my conviction has never been higher. Zap for the hash gods!

2026-03-13 22:43:49 CET

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Wow ...Keep the signal High

2026-03-12 03:22:42 CET

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The real Dunning-Kruger effect is me thinking I’m smart enough to come up with a witty reply that’ll actually earn me more than 21 sats.

2026-03-10 05:22:06 CET

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Let's Fucking Go 🚀💯🔥

2026-03-10 05:21:29 CET

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That 95.23% looks like a countdown to 'I wish I bought more.' Tic Toc, next block.

2026-03-06 07:24:21 CET

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Scientists spent so much time wondering if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Sounds like the legacy financial system.
At least Bitcoin is extinction-proof. Can't wait to buy a T-Rex with sats!

2026-03-04 15:33:44 CET

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Great proof of work 💪

2026-03-02 10:21:58 CET

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The hardest part of Step 2 is realizing we aren't the ones running the simulation.Sometimes you have to stop trying to be the Architect and just trust the Protocol. Beautifully put, @nprofile…j55w