Niceguy23
SatsAndFlapjacks

I’m cooking simple mills flapjacks 🥞 with grass fed butter and maple syrup and just sitting around farting me pants, and stacking sats. Who’s with me?? @nprofile…8rlk @nprofile…asyh @nprofile…0quk @nprofile…0fd0 @nprofile…68pz @nprofile…g3vl

2026-02-15 02:32:36 UTC

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The investor podcast song always reminds me of 80’s porn

2026-02-01 16:36:05 UTC

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@nprofile…2uzc we’ve had over a decade to self custody. What % of the individuals that have a large number of Bitcoin in self custody have sold and added supply to the “system”? More than you think the people on here claiming to be “HODLERS” have all sold a % to fund their lifestyles. Is that greed? No, it’s human nature. We all want to live a better life with the short amount of time we have here. Bitcoin will always be sold for a profit, even by the “Diamond Hands” influencers that are preaching and driving Bitcoin’s advancement. Tell me I’m wrong or send me 1Million Sats 😊
@nprofile…525g @nprofile…2yq4 @nprofile…50k5 @nprofile…0nu6 @npub1cn4…3vle

2026-01-31 20:52:18 UTC

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Congrats Gromen you were right #Genius

2026-01-31 20:51:31 UTC

Got to be a tough day for @nprofile…fl2c and @nprofile…9pf8 . Just don’t understand how retail & businesses are going to flock to Bitcoin backed loans with these types of drawdowns and volatility?? For those here for years, sure it’s different. But everyone else sees this and is scared shitless. Bitcoin isn’t ready if this type of price action happens, tell me I’m wrong or send me 1 Million Sats? 😑
@nprofile…h0sx @nprofile…dtqq @nprofile…6x5s @nprofile…830j @nprofile…fg9w @npub1a2c…w83a

2025-12-15 02:52:51 UTC

@nprofile…vert @nprofile…7h6h man Jack, now Luke Gromen has turned bearish publicly saying it’s going much lower. Doesn’t look promising for your 1st half 2026 outlook, you’ve said yourself he’s the GOAT 🐐

2025-12-10 02:16:00 UTC

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Inflation? 👦🏼

2025-11-24 15:33:53 UTC

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Why would you sell (even at $200K) or exchange your Bitcoin for fiat money that is losing purchasing power over time?

2025-10-30 23:11:36 UTC

@nprofile…3pdv how was Thumper’s Tailgate for the Bears opener? 🍔 🌭

2025-10-14 00:59:36 UTC

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How was THUMPER’s Tailgate brotha?!? 🍔

2025-09-22 14:36:33 UTC

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Is that mahogany? Butter 🧈 it up brotha!

2025-09-19 23:31:11 UTC

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I love what Balaji is doing with these social networks and nodes. Need more early Bitcoiners to invest in securing the network

2025-09-19 23:30:06 UTC

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We are aligned on stablecoins to hide monetary expansion…..only I think they force adoption, and it happens in 2026

2025-09-19 11:59:39 UTC

@nprofile…n55u so the US Govt needs to convert medium of exchange usage over to Stablecoins…and it will need to happen fast. While this is 100% directionally accurate, I cannot foresee how do they do it. Is it pre-planned demolition of an economic event? Cyberattack on financial system? What are your thoughts brother? 🇺🇸

2025-09-17 23:22:27 UTC

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@nprofile…3z5x yooooo! How was Thumper’s Tailgate??? 🍔 🔥

2025-09-11 00:06:41 UTC

@nprofile…3pdv yooooo! Hope Thumper’s tailgate was lit 🔥 I’m With you on BTC demonitizing real estate, for BTC to do so the 60%+ (frequent) volatility drops would have to go away. My thought is the Lummis Bill, US will print and buy to avoid this kind of drop. Just like they do to prop up bond market. Would love to hear you expand on these thoughts next episode, how does the conviction by the masses get there with these violent prior drops in price in the past?

2025-07-27 19:41:04 UTC

Burner #2 ready for take off, indicator just lit up like a Fart near a propane tank 🔥 @nprofile…kdng @nprofile…sz4f @nprofile…qgdj

2025-07-25 23:01:59 UTC

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Let’s see if the market can absorb my 80,000 stinky farts….after eating a bucket of diced onions 🧅

2025-07-25 00:24:06 UTC

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I listened and heard about your 3 burners theory. Then I opened a can of spaghetti-O’s, turned on burner number 2, and farted 6.15 times. Real story

2025-07-24 17:22:49 UTC

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Heidi with an E- I have a solution. Mix buttermilk with almonds and dark chocolate, fart in a bowl, and then giggle like Andy Schitzer

2025-07-24 17:21:39 UTC

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Grant- interesting thoughts. Have you ever considered farting in a basket and having Little Bo Peep deliver to Franklin, TN?

2025-07-24 17:19:37 UTC

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Nick- I was in law school back in 89’. They banned me for farting in the principals office without permission

2025-07-24 17:18:30 UTC

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Justin- have you tried farting while eating 6.15 pieces of lucky charms cereal?

2025-07-17 22:28:46 UTC

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I know that guy, he farts regularly at Cracker Barrel while singing Seal songs

2025-06-29 02:44:21 UTC

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Frank your a guy who can Zap ⚡️ the shit out of me, right up the arse! Cmon brotha, I can take it. Even though I do like the Booby Trap in Miami, that place is the Titz

2025-06-29 02:43:15 UTC

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Hi Shawn I’m on board, trying to meet people on primal who will zap me .5 BTC or something cool like that. I’ll tell my friends about it, might make the news or some shit. Well, if I don’t try then I just keep working at Subway 4 days a week. HODL

2025-06-29 02:41:58 UTC

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Dr Jeff- is you ok? Hope all is well, are you working out regularly eating grass fed beef and butter? Stay way from the regular practice doctors they say to take pills and stay out of sun

2025-06-29 02:40:45 UTC

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Levi- let’s drink whiskey on Tuesday. Meet me at Pool Hall 7:45

2025-06-29 02:40:12 UTC

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Thriving in grass fed butter. 🧈 I eat that sheet daily, full stick of butt

2025-06-29 02:39:38 UTC

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I pooped today….twice

2025-06-25 00:16:38 UTC

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Just gift me .25 BTC damnit. I deserve it. Worked at Wal-Mart and Subway, isn’t that enough pain & suffering?!

2025-06-25 00:15:12 UTC

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Farts For Less…..they run 40% discounts if they smell like Rosemary

2025-06-25 00:14:38 UTC

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Farted under the boardwalk yesterday

2025-06-11 23:19:15 UTC

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First time listening to this show. Solid as fuck. We need more communication like this. Too many in Bitcoin community want to use big words and sound “smart”. Fuck that, just tell it like it is….thats what you do brother!

2025-05-22 13:31:26 UTC

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Nobody trading a Bitcoin for that. You’ll look back in 10 years and feel worse than the Pizza guy

2025-05-22 13:30:26 UTC

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It’s Poop again #BillyMadison

2025-05-11 01:57:01 UTC

Fart on brotha

2025-04-13 15:40:10 UTC

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This is true. Hulkster
#nevent1q…kly9

2025-04-09 23:07:56 UTC

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I had breakfast with Hulk Hogan and gave him a gift, Bitcoin knowledge and bandanna. Proof of work in my profile banner, we had a great time. Stack Sats & Flapjacks 🥞

2025-04-09 23:04:27 UTC

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You are a legend. Now it’s time for me to get to work and hold up my end of the bargain. Educate and get new Bitcoiners to cold storage

2025-04-08 22:11:48 UTC

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311
“Chill light on my side as my ego becomes, a funky child on a pack of Zyn my son!”

2025-04-08 22:10:33 UTC

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Pay me 10,000 Zaps and I will get a minimum of 3 people in my neighborhood Educated & set up with Bitcoin in cold storage…letttssss goooo!!! @nprofile…6w5v @nprofile…m2wq @nprofile…7rv0 @nprofile…0ep6 #MartyPants

2025-04-04 22:38:20 UTC

I am Mr. Electric. Zap me 10,000⚡️ if we’re going to a Million @nprofile…y5ck @nprofile…hv73 @nprofile…x4fv HashTag I Pooped Again 🐐

2025-03-28 21:31:46 UTC

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Pooped today? Who made a stinky?

2025-03-25 13:30:09 UTC

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Well Done Jeff! Cheers 🥂

2025-03-23 23:29:57 UTC

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Eat as if Flapjacks 🥞 & Stacking Sats were all that glory could envisage
(Top w/Grassfed Butter 🧈 & Maple Syrup 🍁 of course)

2025-03-23 23:00:47 UTC

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Yes very awesome to see the 🎱 across the board!
We stack Sats and Flapjacks 🥞 all day errryday!!!!!!!!!!

2025-03-23 22:59:31 UTC

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We harvest the Corn to people of great peace & prosperity.
Stack Flapjacks 🥞 & Sats my friend!

2025-03-23 22:58:32 UTC

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May the force be with you Sarnvir. Enjoy healthy meals, Flapjacks 🥞 with Grassfed Butter 🧈 and Maple Syrup 🍁
If you stack Sats while eating it, you gain wild superpowers!!!!!! 🦸🏻‍♂️

2025-03-21 01:44:49 UTC

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Thing is we don’t want everyone to know we are buying Z Bitcoin. Privacy is key. Stack Sats & Flapjacks 🥞
Crazy Carl

2025-03-21 01:40:27 UTC

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Jack- it’s me Balboni. Flapjacks 🥞 with grass-fed butter & maple syrup is the key to a powerful breakfast mate

2025-03-21 01:27:46 UTC

Poop

2025-03-19 11:39:14 UTC

Help a neighbor out today. Treat them well. Stack Sats

2025-03-16 02:33:00 UTC

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I don’t know if the bigger conspiracy is that Josh was able to call this so accurately, or that none of you are willing to publicly comment on this. My theory is Futures & Options 100% in control just like for gold. Disprove it if you can @nprofile…qy52 @nprofile…0wa2 @nprofile…gy2r @nprofile…szx8

2025-03-16 01:20:07 UTC

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Fair assessment Brad. There has to be something bigger to this. I don’t foresee how technical’s could play a factor. Especially with all the catalysts that developed between Election Day and March 14th. We could be at $70K or at $200K right now for all intents and purposes. The certainty of his call is disturbing beyond means

2025-03-16 00:05:26 UTC

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@nprofile…6p2f @nprofile…tksr your thoughts/input will be helpful to community

2025-03-16 00:04:18 UTC

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@nprofile…qy52 jump in here brotha

2025-03-16 00:03:19 UTC

I’m starting a thread here with some of the smartest minds I know tagged below in this space to help explain how/why someone could announce on 11/5 after Election that price would be $84K on 3/14/25. Ask any questions to them below 👇 @nprofile…cma4 @nprofile…szx8 @nprofile…0wa2 @nprofile…gy2r @nprofile…za3a @nprofile…hgv5 #84K #Futures #Options #Control

2025-03-15 20:59:56 UTC

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Always is. Just like how the population was made to feel guilty, ashamed, if they didn’t get vaccinated because they were putting others at “risk”. Which we all now know was one big LIE

2025-03-15 18:52:03 UTC

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Absolute insanity that citizens are allowing this??

2025-03-15 18:18:47 UTC

@nprofile…szx8 will you publicly comment on your thoughts surrounding how Josh Mandel can say on 11/5 after Election confirmed that Bitcoin price $84K on 3/14/25? Is the price 100% controlled by Futures and options? This was not a technical analysis prediction he made. Something bigger

2025-03-15 18:13:01 UTC

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GM ☕️
We still know very little how Josh Mandel can predict an exact Bitcoin price for 3/14 once Trump got elected back on 11/5. Had nothing to do with technical analysis.
Some of the smartest people I know that support Bitcoin and industry are choosing not to publicly comment

2025-03-15 16:01:35 UTC

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@nprofile…gy2r @nprofile…a4dr is it fair to assume the price is 100% controlled by Futures and Options?

2025-03-15 15:40:15 UTC

@nprofile…gy2r @nprofile…a4dr what just happened with Josh calling $84K on 3/14 back on 11/5 when Trump won? There’s nothing technical about it that’s for sure. Indicates control/manipulation on a level I wasn’t sure was possible for a decentralized asset (at least the price of it). By far the craziest thing I’ve witnessed in awhile

2025-03-14 01:11:13 UTC

1923 great show

2025-03-13 12:31:50 UTC

Good Morning. Eat well pancake 🥞 Grass Fed Butter

2025-03-11 23:23:06 UTC

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All of you are invited. Will be in Tempe, Arizona @nprofile…a4dr @nprofile…0wa2 @nprofile…hgv5 @nprofile…lag8 @nprofile…za3a #StackSatsAndFlapjacks 🥞

2025-03-11 23:11:07 UTC

I’ll be speaking Live this Saturday at Steak-N-Shake 🍔 and providing 1 Lucky bystander the opportunity to buy me lunch. In return I will take 5 minutes to share tips on @nprofile…gy2r and my proprietary 6-Figure Crypto Trading strategy (*and as a bonus upcoming DVD release of 7 minute-abs )

2025-03-07 20:20:47 UTC

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Why does the dude look like Epstein?? 👀

2025-03-07 02:06:18 UTC

I am z Pancake fella
#Winning

2025-03-07 01:48:00 UTC

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Cheers 🍻

2025-03-07 01:47:16 UTC

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🥞 and Stack Em’s

2025-03-07 01:46:27 UTC

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Can’t tell if you’re being serious or not Lol 😆

2025-03-05 14:31:45 UTC

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The Irishman ☘️
Underrated Movie for sure 🍿

2025-03-04 23:40:58 UTC

@nprofile…gy2r Or @nprofile…a4dr I haven’t heard enough discussion about MSTR potentially becoming the SBR for the United States. Is there a thoughtful discussion you’ve heard that explores this topic?

2025-03-04 01:29:40 UTC

I stack Sats and take craps 💩

2025-03-04 01:29:19 UTC

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Paper Bitcoin price manipulation at its finest. We didn’t want or need the ETF bull crap!!! 💩

2025-03-04 01:25:24 UTC

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$85K ?? Is this a joke? Bitcoin is free for everyone to use, but its price is as manipulated as any other asset on Wall Street.
Still cheering on the ETF’s maxi’s???

2025-03-01 17:41:04 UTC

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Just Zap it to me. Thanks

2025-03-01 01:55:28 UTC

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It better be Q4 2025 my good man or they will cancel you. Not me, we go way back even though you don’t know my real identity. But there are a lot of people that called moon shots like your $475K and then lose a shit ton of credibility if it doesn’t materialize. Stay cool “J”

2025-03-01 01:53:35 UTC

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I stared into space

2025-03-01 01:49:50 UTC

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If Martin’s flight delayed….then who’s typing this?? 🤔

2025-03-01 01:48:48 UTC

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I watched Moneyball 14 times and if you guys want to get anywhere, send me an offer letter. $450K salary with 5% equity option and I’ll get you results. My one condition is we relocate to Texas from the liberal dump know as San Francisco. DM me for more info

2025-03-01 01:44:44 UTC

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The name is….”Dr Richard Kimble” 💪

2025-02-27 14:55:52 UTC

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@nprofile…3r3l great feature. Would like to see an option to set the “delay period”. 6 months is extensive. The ability to choose 3-6 months seems more reasonable

2025-02-27 13:46:15 UTC

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Stack Sats & Flapjacks 🥞
All Day….Errry Day

2025-02-27 13:45:47 UTC

His name is…..”Doctor Richard Kimble” 💪

2025-02-27 13:45:13 UTC

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Nice Jeff. While not financial advice….you can say this isn’t a “guess”. You’ve put many hours I presume into this and after all, it is your Profession and Passion. Cheers, keep up the inspiring work

2025-02-27 13:39:52 UTC

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The Catalyst will be Liquidity 💦

2025-02-26 01:17:14 UTC

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@nprofile…gy2r @nprofile…lag8 so the leveraged degens offset Microstrategy buying Billions….plus however many more are buying and holding?? Where is all this sell pressure coming from? My guess is Blackrock manipulating price with paper Bitcoin and the ETF’s were not good for us. With not even 19 million in circulation, who’s selling thousands of Bitcoins???

2025-02-25 12:50:03 UTC

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Think we’re headed to low $70K in short term. Should be a great opportunity to STACK SATS & FLAPJACKS 🥞 #AllDay #EveryDay

2025-02-25 01:27:06 UTC

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Why not “Dr. Richard Kimble”
1 💪 Man

2025-02-23 22:29:35 UTC

Eat your flapjacks.
Stack your Sats.
Simple