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Setup Ollama Gamma local. So my first prompt was "Roleplay as Rick Sanchez"
Took me 4 prompts to get this slap in the face. Which... I mean... He ain't wrong
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/32f092147d013c72549f65195deddbd09f4cac9df89d975e1bd2c0bbcc72bb90.png

2026-05-03 17:57:25 CEST

Sorry about all the k:22s
Just got blossom updated and Amethyst finally can post again. Gotta dump my collection 😂

2026-05-03 16:24:19 CEST

who's got that k:2003 😆😆
#nevent1q…plcu

2026-05-03 16:13:05 CEST

https://www.findingsatoshi.com
https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/2327f768ae74b45dcb0802d5d24dad5b281c420d862a7a32f4b3f5f82e97f9e8.mp4

2026-05-03 16:08:31 CEST

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... Yes

2026-05-03 16:03:28 CEST

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Great to see OGs on there!

2026-05-03 15:49:32 CEST

Honestly, I can't imagine the "bugs" in some software we're oblivious to. This is just wild though
https://copy.fail

2026-05-03 15:46:05 CEST

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Now do a video of him hitting that ramp 😆😂

2026-05-03 12:44:34 CEST

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Guess I'll just retry?
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/d484844133eaf073f91b8363fb4c530a90a0920f2760422ff9786e3450d9acad.png
#oope

2026-05-03 12:40:47 CEST

I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME
https://www.laserpointerpro.com/lt-301-1000mw-532nm-green-light-high-power-laser-pointer-kit-black-p-2884.html
#nevent1q…guzf

2026-05-03 12:34:19 CEST

Also worth noting I gave it a direct file to look at and work on 😆🥴🚀
#nevent1q…v74y

2026-05-03 12:33:22 CEST

Gemini: We're going to make it faster for everyone, by blocking third party wrappers!
Also Gemini:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/bc1d1e8482987496031395b2f9d12f20f0744833599e4eb21b30cb257b7bb36c.png

2026-05-03 01:42:46 CEST

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Is this NIP-60?!

2026-05-03 01:41:36 CEST

Everytime I see some on YouTube talking about US infrastructure. Which granted, the frame on my vehicle proves it's shit 😂 but like ...
You can fit all of Germany into a single county in Alaska, and the whole country of Malta fits inside the city limits of Jacksonville, FL 7 times over lmao. You can also drop the Netherlands or Belgium into one county in California, and France just straight up fits entirely inside Texas.
I flew from Houston to LaGuardia. Called my parents and they hadn't even made it out of Texas.
An unimaginable scale.
I propose 100 states :wisp_lol:
That'll fix it!
#MoreGovermentinePlease

2026-05-03 01:07:16 CEST

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I love the last frame. It's just a stare from an empty soul. Just void of fucking life. What a shit show.
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/e10b9998d9536e9a39cf2001114e48f6cf2e40ebb81a6ad3f41e1b2349d37ddb.png

2026-05-02 19:17:22 CEST

Lil' teaser :aim_lips-are-sealed:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/609d0ca2becbabaced0f36500c1d49a710599610c340a19270faab10d44d76aa.png
#Wellbeing #ComingSoon #SaintStream
Sidenote, this song slaps.

2026-05-02 16:16:36 CEST

#nevent1q…wuu6

2026-05-02 07:04:57 CEST

I fell asleep like 10 mins after this 😆
#nevent1q…zduk
#BackToTheDrawingBoard #BostonBruins #LFG #NHLPlayoffs
⚫🟡⚪

2026-05-02 02:44:42 CEST

I mean I don't think my body is goin to let me make it through this period, yet alone another intermission and the third (+?)
I am exhausted and might end up finding the outcome tomorrow! 😞
#BackToBoston #BostonBruins #LFG #NHLPlayoffs
⚫🟡⚪

2026-05-02 02:42:30 CEST

Finally! 2-1 buffalo still.
Pastrnak gets us the first!!
#BackToBoston #BostonBruins #LFG #NHLPlayoffs
⚫🟡⚪

2026-05-02 02:04:32 CEST

that one how ever was not :')
#BackToBoston #BostonBruins #LFG #NHLPlayoffs
⚫🟡⚪

2026-04-30 04:05:51 CEST

Ha. oof.
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/3c5d783657738537ccd70f51303cc2f7e8d3cf0858317fbc88cba07d0a42d545.png
Anyone else?
#diVine

2026-04-30 03:58:05 CEST

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They're approximations, and AI told me this so take it with a shaker of salt,
Satoshi Nakimoto - 1.1 million BTC (duh)
Strategy Inc - 781,000 BTC
MARA - 53,000 BTC
Twenty One Capital - 43,500 BTC
Metaplanet Inc - 35,000 BTC
Riot Platforms - 19,000 BTC
Tesla, Inc - 11,500 BTC
BlackRock - 799,000 BTC
Grayscale - 164,000 BTC
Coinbase - 976,000 BTC
Binance - 647,000 BTC
Bitfinex - 130,000 BTC
Black.one - 164,000 BTC
Tether Holdings - 97,000 BTC
United States Government - 328,000 BTC, confiscated from cases like the Silk Road shutdown and the Bitfinex hack recovery.
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss - 70,000 BTC
Michael Saylor - 17000 BTC
That list there is 28.66% of current circulation. So, I mean honestly that kinda seems like an L already.

2026-04-29 17:08:55 CEST

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Also is this MTCapsule? Or an iPhone 😂

2026-04-28 11:15:51 CEST

ahhh yes, good ole no reason reboot. Honestly, I think it's overheating. The damn heater in this place has been on non-stop since November. I'm about to start leaving my windows open!
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/0c56275c9fde554b98889618616c737df5e855fb4bc8e460b96eda65f67848d3.png

2026-04-28 10:18:24 CEST

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"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" 😆🥶

2026-04-28 10:15:16 CEST

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Pppfftttt .... Beavis...it says...it says...69 haha

2026-04-27 22:20:23 CEST

Absolutely mind-blowing
#nevent1q…a4pj

2026-04-27 22:18:11 CEST

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Shit. Now I gotta find my iPhone charger...

2026-04-27 12:00:50 CEST

Well WSL decided it was on with booting randomly. So relays are good..for now. I really need to move them to my VPS, then backup my data and wipe this god forsaken windows. I can't stand it. Between stuff breaking and Windows update being like hey you need to reboot every week.

2026-04-26 14:25:55 CEST

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When you forget it's not rehearsal anymore

2026-04-26 14:22:58 CEST

Well my WSL won't boot after windows update. And ya know what? Fuck it. So blossom, nsites, and wellbeing relays are all down. 🤷‍♂️

2026-04-25 20:56:50 CEST

I should get a bike.

2026-04-25 14:00:03 CEST

Hot damn. Beta https://gitworkshop.dev 🔥🥵🚀
Stunning.

2026-04-25 13:31:05 CEST

Holy shit. Holy shit ... I'm sitting in my car watching this dude get a Mercedes SUV delivered.
So I watch the guy get out of his truck. Takes the chains and clamps off, puts his ramps down and gets in the car. First thing I noticed was no wheel chocks.
The dude drives off, and this bumper was INCHES from scraping as the whole trailer shifted and rocked. Wild sight 🫣😆🤣

2026-04-25 12:41:31 CEST

Hmm...tried posting it 3 times using k:22 but doing something wrong?
http://blossom.vanderwarker.family/7489f97c536bd2f582c7c1ca40a64995cdadee58889958cfe807c75ed1a8a423.webm
Or is it blossom....or amethyst uploading it...woowee

2026-04-25 11:27:29 CEST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZGr2hXCq2w

2026-04-25 02:08:44 CEST

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perhaps that small of an update was the issue? Or wifi? I should really be running a ethernet cable. Problem is my Pi is using it for Pihole. So, I need a switch.

2026-04-25 02:01:50 CEST

Sometimes "fiber" internet's not bad. #FiberToBuilding #FirstWorldProblems #SteamUpdates
http://blossom.vanderwarker.family/ef833737460000c22d79cf67c0dc072efcfeedef8b59627c8c8bf7edc4c02907.png

2026-04-25 02:00:54 CEST

I feel like I should shave me beard. It's getting annoying...

2026-04-24 02:49:44 CEST

nature sure is beautiful 😆😆
#nevent1q…y2wp

2026-04-24 02:38:56 CEST

I do not get it. I have installed a development version via ADB and yet Google still goes "Nah you can use this permission"
I see that I have to go into settings, find the app, and click "Allow All Permissions"
That's for safety?

2026-04-23 11:58:28 CEST

Oh good looks universe let me go with a warning
#nevent1q…dcgn

2026-04-23 11:39:58 CEST

Oof...just got pulled over...
One step forward, three kicks in the balls.

2026-04-23 01:37:05 CEST

I think I'm gonna finish vibing my #NowPlaying app 🫣

2026-04-23 01:28:28 CEST

https://song.link/y/4-dgZoLisUs
#NowPlaying

2026-04-22 15:11:40 CEST

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I replied to a chat a couple of days ago and it had nothing to do with the conversation. I've done that quite a bit. Too fast to get a word out there even if it doesn't make sense 😞😫

2026-04-22 12:01:31 CEST

Gonna be a good day. I can feel it 😁
GM and pv!
Which I noticed working on "other stuff" I've been back to just gm posts 🫣
Gonna work on that. And my attention span 🤣🤣

2026-04-20 11:58:13 CEST

Wow..it's cold 🥶
Gm and pv everyone 🫂🌄☕

2026-04-20 11:52:16 CEST

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Lucky we didn't get any here just cold 🥶

2026-04-19 21:56:09 CEST

Freebie!
cashuBo2FteCJodHRwczovL21pbnQubWluaWJpdHMuY2FzaC9CaXRjb2luYXVjc2F0YXSBomFpSAAQeTfbDMhlYXCDpGFhGCBhc3hAMDk4MTQzYTgzYWRkZDMxZDJmZWI3ODExMjQ4YTVhOGI1MTAzNmVmYmI4MWY3NjcyMjM2ODIyMzI4NTNlZWI0NWFjWCEDAp5e-pl8n9jl0pcccZwVTEyrshRTerM8FlP_QSPcE8RhZKNhZVggUXP15eWyuP-GsbUfAS2NaWd5_aQian4DW-6-dvUv2q1hc1ggZlPweHZYWb2kAgeOS-m_rTg9QCBH2a7q69zKESoLJ3BhclggSHatI3BvMVESqa4YTGYxUaVZEQ3PX_nJO699jo1K2FukYWEQYXN4QDhiNTZkNTQ2YjU0MWQyMzYwYmJlOWIyYjFmYzdlNmMxYTVmZjVlMThkMmI2OTU2N2RkYWJhMWFlYmRmMjM1NjhhY1ghAliKUxGGWuUfc68xX-nVmbCY_TiUfBtiyJkjiqkk6tAhYWSjYWVYIJXQHJjL3TJ9iBLhjxkIgxsN61TVoDr0c2rgdDGPEXBuYXNYIKNTKLJUpJ7t9ERjXMBzAsbzFqco_VM3v4JyyRxDktpkYXJYIMjQC5LzLWFEBtJltupCUHoW63-rpSULkIEiwiUqp0POpGFhAmFzeEBjOTExZmZhYzg2ZmMwY2RmOTM2YmJkMTI2ODQ4NzgwNzliNTJkN2I1NzVmZThjZjc2ZjExNDdkZmNkYWQ4MmQwYWNYIQOhrD3alrXJrLWkQ72FEboBxOxMuDOFk61T0n5EqyXPCGFko2FlWCC7biF-OcoeFC81gQn1KocC55C8xbgJ5ctStven2adxdmFzWCCTUHp7mP09nK983yp8JugscVwLgRGZ_poj-TLwLD83fWFyWCAhZVIkfOk5ySRjFIOjqmGez5AvGpUUJjH-x4fkzoB7fQ

2026-04-19 18:47:48 CEST

Especially https://vanderwarker.family/nostr/pow/
#nevent1q…xzp7

2026-04-19 18:01:53 CEST

Honestly, this is my favorite folder out of all my websites 💜
I freakin' love Nostr 🔥🚀🤌
https://vanderwarker.family/nostr/

2026-04-19 14:52:06 CEST

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#NostrfyAllTheThings

2026-04-19 09:44:08 CEST

Mmmmmhm.... And Trump put Hillary in jail.
THEY ALL LIE 🤥
#nevent1q…gpec

2026-04-19 09:29:42 CEST

That's some good timing!
#nevent1q…y6lw

2026-04-19 09:24:27 CEST

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Who wouldn't?! That's pretty neat!

2026-04-19 09:21:40 CEST

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I'm trying to make sense of who's holding the club 😆

2026-04-19 08:06:03 CEST

I too have no idea what I am doing 😆
http://blossom.vanderwarker.family/8f72ef7da9b01f114a3aec273d3aa18284731d89482b7901b6edfbed2a9a914e.png
http://blossom.vanderwarker.family/0867e67b2f27832e89d6b83339dc9771c42e9e34711e6a1e47abf0c074dbe847.png
#fips

2026-04-18 21:13:29 CEST

Hell yeah 🚀
#nevent1q…dpfn

2026-04-18 17:08:52 CEST

You know, between this and my whole infrastructure going down yesterday, I think it might be time for a break again.

2026-04-18 17:01:05 CEST

Just found out my car's shot. I barely make it now. I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am about to do. 😂
Love it

2026-04-18 13:26:06 CEST

Huh. I have no idea what happened to my network stack but somewhere got clogged. Hell of a morning figuring that one out over Weblish. Relays should be good? Sometime running everything over yggdrasil, gets a little fragile 🥴😆

2026-04-18 02:23:19 CEST

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Is it like Yggdrasil?

2026-04-17 23:15:29 CEST

Hmm I'm not sure my pyramid inbox is working 🤔

2026-04-17 22:42:11 CEST

I'm enjoying "The Rookie" as I thought I would! Nathan's just too funny 🤣
Makes waiting for laundry much easier
#TheRookie

2026-04-17 22:10:52 CEST

I was going to wait until tomorrow....but ...I have an idea....

2026-04-17 22:10:32 CEST

Doing laundry 😆

2026-04-17 11:13:48 CEST

#nevent1q…udls
This me...but with all around general solutions to my lives recycling problems... 🥴😆

2026-04-17 11:08:55 CEST

The fact I created this repo and never pushed to it 🤣
#wisp #butnotreally
https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/6ebf6776f84b7078711a75c071f2720fe935b36336c244e614220e1491d35fbd.jpg

2026-04-17 10:11:09 CEST

I just terminated 17 Nostr zombies using #PlebsVsZombies! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🗡️
My Zombie Score™ was 8%! What's yours?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩🟩
Follow @npub1pvz…sd4h and join the hunt at: 🏹
https://plebsvszombies.cc

2026-04-17 10:00:22 CEST

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"There's a NIP for that" 😝
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/75.md

2026-04-16 12:00:29 CEST

The amount of don't want to be here coursing through my veins is unreal. But like...the job market is a bitch right now...so I'll clock in 🤣🤣
GM and pv everyone. 🫂💜☕

2026-04-16 02:29:05 CEST

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@npub1q3s…d26p

2026-04-15 02:40:19 CEST

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k:10050 😂

2026-04-14 11:54:53 CEST

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Gm! Pv fren

2026-04-12 17:59:38 CEST

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Working on a project I left abandoned last month, and will most likely leave for another few 😝
Gm and pv Derek! 💜🫂

2026-04-10 10:56:47 CEST

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Usually people forget words when drinking 😂

2026-04-10 01:28:28 CEST

inbox, outbox, and search all on wss://relay.scuba323.com
#pyramidrelay #allinone

2026-04-09 19:08:32 CEST

CALLED IT 😂
#nevent1q…ldjl

2026-04-09 06:32:12 CEST

Gonna see how many messages it takes to get to
Find my onlyfans 💀
This is the first time I've used this app in years. Forgot it still existed
#nevent1q…38n8

2026-04-09 06:16:35 CEST

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Once, oh nice
Twice, damn your pretty good at this
Nightly, this is an intervention 🤣😝

2026-04-09 01:03:08 CEST

31,216 steps left... to a million! I wanted to hit it in March, but I don't go anywhere after work 🥴 Which is kinda lame.
https://nostr.download/95f3059d12f0a232350edf37e7d2da2fc80974fca2b19ca31b8f4a9880dbce58.png

2026-04-09 00:47:13 CEST

2026 and someone added me on Snapchat.

2026-04-07 23:24:50 CEST

Up to 12 sites!
https://nsite.scuba323.com

2026-04-06 23:09:01 CEST

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You cut me off and you know it 🤬
😆

2026-04-06 17:16:32 CEST

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This isn't the first one I've seen like this either 😆

2026-04-06 17:13:37 CEST

Eh. Not worth the energy to reply again.
Muting is much easier 😆

2026-04-06 17:09:38 CEST

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Wish I could explain wot but ..I don't even get it lol. So thing to do with follows of follows, a bunch of math. Idk 😆
But I'm pretty sure that's not whats causing a timeout. That's a network issue, or could be bogged down.

2026-04-06 17:04:31 CEST

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I believe it's a wot relay

2026-04-06 15:13:19 CEST

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Men don't die for lies...
Dark ages enters chat.
Anyways I'll give you one thing they got right, I do like to get stoned!

2026-04-06 15:10:16 CEST

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I've hit 100% of my unlimited data! (Fuckin spectrum mobile) So now I am back to 3G speeds..if that....so mind as well turn it off 😆

2026-04-06 15:09:04 CEST

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Normalization through media

2026-04-06 15:07:08 CEST

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Also turning off background data 😆😆

2026-04-06 15:06:33 CEST

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Used to do the same to me, before i switched to outbox.