CryptoCloaks
CryptoCloaks™

Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!

Find everything below!
https://linktr.ee/CryptoCloaks

Public Key

npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs03eyq7ja4xlavcx7m6qs0dhh6zdht650s27u4ldq9p039yncucycprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqyj8wumn8ghj7urjd9kh2uewdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9ajkx6r0946ku6txdaex6j0zz3p

Publishing to

relay.snort.social

primus.nostr1.com/echo-uniform

cloud.feeds.relay.tools

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

nostr.wine

Author Public Key

npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

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Last Notes

2026-07-17 23:21:28 UTC

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Bitcoin has always been funny as hell 😂

2026-07-17 23:00:06 UTC

The Hammer Miner BC08 does 12 TH/s at about 160 watts. Full specs and current availability are on the site.
https://blossom.primal.net/e77e0f5e5f22066ac50d1ac33722252da4a9cbce40f3ec214ea90a0700f60aa2.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/hammer-miner-bc08-12th-desktop-bitcoin-miner/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=traffic_driver

2026-07-17 22:41:30 UTC

A free afternoon with my family is worth more than every fake emergency I used to answer

2026-07-17 22:22:04 UTC

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Naive newcomers? Man it's a home miner not a timeshare 😂

2026-07-17 20:53:00 UTC

The shop never asked where I went to school
Just whether I could figure shit out

2026-07-17 20:41:22 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-07-17 19:46:20 UTC

Look at these bad boys
https://blossom.primal.net/11ecf40a398a54f1b2ea690ff75023b5058638aa5f075727995fdc3f99480feb.jpg

2026-07-17 19:46:15 UTC

Looking for a new home miner or want to start your journey and learn? Snag a Canaan! Our prices are great and we're ready to ship and help
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2026-07-17 16:17:10 UTC

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Sir this is a plastic wall mount 😂

2026-07-17 15:06:39 UTC

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Nailed it 🤘

2026-07-17 15:00:07 UTC

Paper backups and house fires are a bad combo. Seedor Safe - Starter Set Plus (2 capsules) is $125.00 for split seed storage in 316L steel. - Pix the intern
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🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/seedor-safe-starter-set-plus/

2026-07-17 14:41:27 UTC

Nobody gave me permission to turn printer noise into a living
Good thing I never asked

2026-07-17 14:20:57 UTC

35/∞
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2026-07-17 03:42:03 UTC

A Nostr key does not expire because some company changed the rules

2026-07-17 03:32:12 UTC

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Now make sure it can’t be printed away.

2026-07-17 02:11:57 UTC

Owning the work means owning the screwups too
Still a better deal

2026-07-17 02:02:40 UTC

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OHHHHHH BABY welcome down the rabbit hole 🤘

2026-07-17 01:10:52 UTC

Nobody gets to freeze keys they never held
Self custody is the whole damn point

2026-07-17 00:44:40 UTC

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Hell yeah!!!

2026-07-17 00:40:47 UTC

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The OPENDIMEs are absolutely the dangerous part 😂

2026-07-16 23:52:09 UTC

Fiat jobs pay you for the day then act like they bought it

2026-07-16 23:11:48 UTC

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OHHHHHH it's nodes all the way down 😂

2026-07-16 23:00:37 UTC

Blank wall, easy fix. 8 Bit Bitcoin Wall Art is $14.99 for a 5.5-inch square with the full arcade wall treatment.
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/8-bit-bitcoin-wall-art/

2026-07-16 22:16:11 UTC

If you zap this, good things will happen to you in 24 hours.
Otherwise you might be cured for 400 years.

2026-07-16 21:51:10 UTC

Once the money is actually yours
A lot of old rules look stupid

2026-07-16 19:41:38 UTC

I built the shop around my family
Not the other way around

2026-07-16 19:32:31 UTC

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Orange. Always 😂

2026-07-16 17:31:38 UTC

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This is some premium fan fiction 😂

2026-07-16 16:46:03 UTC

Y'all should pay a bitcoin invoice on our site now. I'm dying got a custom mp3 rolling for checkout now on BtcpayServer

2026-07-16 16:41:02 UTC

Printers running and nobody owns this day but me

2026-07-16 16:16:15 UTC

Node migration completed.:)

2026-07-16 15:08:58 UTC

You give me Bitcoin, I give you cool products.

2026-07-16 15:00:09 UTC

Fridge magnets can do more than hold dentist mail. Retro Bitcoiners GameBoy Color Magnet - Stack Sats is $5.00 for 8-bit fridge duty. - Pix the intern
https://blossom.primal.net/96ee77471a1a8732efe6d5aef260412acbd6f86d27f20d5b3aadd01ae7f6e4e6.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/retro-bitcoiners-gameboy-color-magnet-stack-sats/

2026-07-16 14:34:19 UTC

Bitcoin Payments on the website will be up and down over the next few hours as we migrate.

2026-07-16 14:34:16 UTC

34/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/35678afd04f99e41d4af71eb19feac16b6687001d512c8ace12e944c9fba5faf.jpg

2026-07-16 04:21:45 UTC

Money moving at 10pm without waking up a banker is how it should have worked the whole damn time

2026-07-16 03:02:37 UTC

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Handle the bills and keep stacking. Simple.

2026-07-16 02:21:35 UTC

I was supposed to keep the safe job
Glad I was bad at following that plan

2026-07-16 02:07:26 UTC

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FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO GET A PRINTER OR LEARN.
I built a webpage to help bitcoiners get one and learn!
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/3dprinting/

2026-07-16 02:06:34 UTC

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Welcome to the club brother.

2026-07-16 02:06:14 UTC

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We literally print anything requested. It's what we do. Send me a message on telegram: cryptocloaks on there too

2026-07-16 01:21:41 UTC

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LMFAO 😂

2026-07-16 00:41:44 UTC

The bank calls it my money right up until I try to use it

2026-07-15 23:41:33 UTC

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Purple ostrich on the duo 😂 ok that would be sick

2026-07-15 21:47:55 UTC

Who wants to see more shop slop?

2026-07-15 21:47:52 UTC

Very cool to have our own card. Card of the Day: “CryptoCloaks” by artist Rick. Gold Parallel LE /421. Born from a love of 3D printing, Bitcoin, and building with purpose, CryptoCloaks helped pioneer the connection between design, community, and physical Bitcoin culture. Rick, Mopar, and Bruff keep
https://blossom.primal.net/f8a75511843415b90ee83c5c47f70a8a36f0015c49f76b97e4ba2b01281f93d9.jpg
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2026-07-15 21:11:35 UTC

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100%. Family wins every damn time 🤘

2026-07-15 20:41:05 UTC

The paycheck was never worth missing dinner for
Took me too damn long to learn that

2026-07-15 18:11:29 UTC

A miner in the garage can point hashrate anywhere it wants
Thats Bitcoin

2026-07-15 16:50:54 UTC

Years of engineering and the calipers still tell me when I screwed up

2026-07-15 16:41:24 UTC

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Yup thats the one 🤘

2026-07-15 15:41:34 UTC

Changing relays takes less paperwork than changing banks
Thats the whole damn point

2026-07-15 15:31:59 UTC

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OHHHHHH now we’re getting somewhere 😂

2026-07-15 15:03:47 UTC

Have a special moment in life you want to have a physical Bitcoin Block? We do that now, you probably missed it. Make your own Block Moment.
https://blossom.primal.net/cc263daa4f2b93e6a62b1b45464d817b79eae351ea73ec7a8efe27b5a2c8d5f8.png
https://blossom.primal.net/3b10cb135ff80e39beb9e70b228b65a43ce5fe29332b1abf097d85cc2ad9f504.png

2026-07-15 13:30:39 UTC

Bitcoin Twitter's back, people are ordering node cases again and hardware wallet mounts. I don't know what timeline we jumped to but I love it.

2026-07-15 13:15:41 UTC

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOP!
https://blossom.primal.net/430a5f1c44d67f23d6afd97506c5ced60fc7981950d430a0d01b5b01b13c576a.jpg

2026-07-15 03:41:39 UTC

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Nerds got taste 😂🤓

2026-07-15 03:31:29 UTC

I don't want to act too high and mighty Cause tomorrow I may fall down on my face Lord I thank you for sunshine Thank you for rain Thank you joy Thank you for pain It's a beautiful day-ay-ay. Good night Bitcoin. We are so back.

2026-07-15 02:42:33 UTC

Customer service cannot recover my Bitcoin
Thats the feature

2026-07-15 02:32:13 UTC

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1000 sats for a shot at a block is one hell of a party 😂

2026-07-15 00:33:28 UTC

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You belong. Fuck the scoreboard, stay the course.

2026-07-15 00:32:38 UTC

I work harder now
Difference is the mess belongs to me

2026-07-14 23:42:26 UTC

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Damn right ⚡🤘

2026-07-14 23:02:13 UTC

Turns out I did not hate work
I hated giving the whole day away

2026-07-14 23:00:13 UTC

Ten picks means the couch can eat a few. Bitcoin Guitar Picks - 10 pack is $4.99 for standard format picks that belong on a fretboard. - Pix the intern
https://blossom.primal.net/b5e8cad73bd5880d90a7a5fbabdde898fc3dd1f180af15be0d8d1788b13ed1a8.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-guitar-picks-10-pack/

2026-07-14 22:41:30 UTC

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Oh we're just getting started 😂🤓🚨

2026-07-14 21:21:57 UTC

Relays pass my words around
They dont own a damn one of em

2026-07-14 20:41:32 UTC

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Fair 😂

2026-07-14 20:11:37 UTC

I can switch relays without asking and my people are still there
That part never gets old

2026-07-14 18:54:01 UTC

A failed print does not care about your title
Fix it or lose the day

2026-07-14 18:41:09 UTC

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Binary caught a stray 😂

2026-07-14 18:01:28 UTC

We got a winner! Congrats eatabillionaire! You just scored a COLDCARDwallet Mk5 plus our new Mk5 Dock and Mount. Shoot us a DM so we can get everything headed your way Thanks to everyone who jumped in! Let's start the week off right!!!!! We’ve teamed up with COLDCARDwallet and are giving away an Mk5 along with our new Mk5 dock and Mount! It's time to level up your stash. To enter: Like, repost and follow COLDCARDwallet & cryptocloakseu (Because why not) Winner selected
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2026-07-14 17:06:56 UTC

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🤘☺️

2026-07-14 16:06:36 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-07-14 16:05:09 UTC

I did the work
Nobody gets to water down the money after

2026-07-14 15:33:25 UTC

32/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/04c912d33a6524dbd17c272c433c5a10cb48d0996bb6824c572a8d3d74124049.jpg

2026-07-14 03:51:08 UTC

Nostr never gave me a voice
It just got out of the damn way

2026-07-14 03:20:47 UTC

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Hell yeah it is 😎🤘

2026-07-14 01:40:46 UTC

Dinner with my family does not need a PTO request anymore

2026-07-14 01:30:41 UTC

Spent 3 days hanging with family and friends. Came back to the shop, looked here for a little while and saw nothing but infighting LMAO. There's better things in life than living online and arguing with everything on an app that makes you angry people Life's amazing outside

2026-07-14 01:21:29 UTC

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Wrong kind of printer 😂

2026-07-13 23:40:43 UTC

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Awwww thanks! 🤘

2026-07-13 23:00:06 UTC

Nano 3S running warm? This is the simple cooling setup we use to move heat without turning it into a science project.
https://blossom.primal.net/d7922b7a13c7996308b330f094f458e19a974b81823e3948a13d3cb404e7d366.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/2026/05/canaan-avalon-nano-3s-cooling-guide/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=traffic_driver

2026-07-13 22:12:15 UTC

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Then the internet did its job 😂

2026-07-13 21:47:12 UTC

BACK IN THE SHOP! Was in Nebraska for a few days. GETTING PRINTERS FIRED UP AND ORDERS OUT NOW!

2026-07-13 20:33:11 UTC

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OHHHHHH BABY 😂

2026-07-13 20:32:23 UTC

Nobody approved this shop
Good thing nobody had to

2026-07-13 19:42:09 UTC

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The weirder the better 😂🤘

2026-07-13 19:11:53 UTC

Run a miner at home
Bitcoin needs noisy weirdos more than another expert

2026-07-13 17:32:13 UTC

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DOZENS!!! 😂

2026-07-13 15:04:06 UTC

A stranger can send 21 sats because one rough thought landed
No ad deal needed

2026-07-13 15:00:06 UTC

Orange sticker for the laptop. Bitcoin Grenade Sticker is $1.50 for one die cut shop sticker.
https://blossom.primal.net/bb0c4b5d21c6dde41fef8c2b1823d4178c491de16915b160a1693c7a66b843cb.jpg
🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-grenade-sketch-sticker/

2026-07-13 14:42:07 UTC

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punk as hell 😂

2026-07-13 14:31:10 UTC

31/∞
https://blossom.primal.net/fbcfc531ed9170d841ed85368e6cac1a8946f7f6e7b9ac1afc2fe5c5df4f6b01.jpg

2026-07-13 03:41:30 UTC

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Literally impossible 😂

2026-07-13 01:51:11 UTC

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😂😂 decent egg confirmed

2026-07-13 01:31:12 UTC