Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.
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Being completely horizontal while not in bed should be normalized. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer I’m now open to any and all no-show employment opportunities. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer That’s not a morning energy drink flavor that’s more of an afternoon energy drink flavor. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Was Victorian smut like: I’ve always said, “to each their own.” concerning sexual perversions. Thinking I’d never have “my own”, but then I met her wanting to be owned. It was complicated at first, but she did teach me to see her less than even a woman. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Driving while bawling my eyes out listening to Collxtion I by Allie X (2015). npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Look I wrote something for my website (yes it’s about the app I made). https://itstoffer.com/gratitude npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer I yell “Let people enjoy things!” at myself while refreshing hoping the torrent for S09E01 will appear full of shame. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer A user filed a bug report and I fixed it (I think) am I a real boy now? npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Over a hundred years ago some dude tried a Hydrox cookie and was like, you know what? This would be so much better with a different name and now we have a cherry sakura and strawberry matcha Oreo. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Have you ever been sent or brought to the future or the past? You may be entitled to financial compensation. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Someone with a PhD in mathematics who specializes in discrete geometry is drinking right now. Until they are observed we must assume they are both celebrating and contemplating having the next round be served from a gun. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer A wall charger doesn’t need a screen. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer I’m convinced some people could be fixed just by having a person around to tap them on the shoulder and say, “Have you considered calming down?” in a concerned and slightly embarrassed tone. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Okay it’s happen by the end of July. Aiming for the fourth for the lulz, but Satan thinks that’s too on the nose. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer So did the McDonald’s CEO finally shut up/stop posting his Ls? npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Can we just talk about how weird it is to be called a pedophile that publicly then go buy a glove owned by Michael Jackson? npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer I, an atheist, will summarize the one book you’re supposed to read as a Christian to get into heaven for 5% of your income presented to me weekly. npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 toffer Christians have really let preachers hijack Christianity. There is this big book that warned them about just that, but it is long, the text is small, and really who has the time? 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