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2026-09-12 12:18:29 UTC

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Fiddly diddly man-a-spoke.

2026-09-12 11:59:32 UTC

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Carrot.

2026-09-12 11:18:44 UTC

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As a new topic. Not related to the one it originated from. Right?

2026-09-12 10:11:02 UTC

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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=legit

2026-09-12 10:09:45 UTC

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You brought the aspect of legitimity of people. Not me. So. Now you gotta roll with it on your own.

2026-09-12 10:05:09 UTC

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Legit was precise enough. Your rigid interpretation failed you.

2026-09-12 10:02:44 UTC

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Yeah. Precisely. You went with the wrong angle here. Legit is not a precise term.

2026-09-12 09:59:26 UTC

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Not legal people. Legit.

2026-09-11 15:53:25 UTC

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As if ETH owners needed even one.

2026-09-11 15:52:41 UTC

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The legit people get to do that.

2026-09-11 15:52:17 UTC

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You can't imagine how glad I am that I own exactly zero ETH.

2026-09-11 15:38:29 UTC

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You killed me now.

2026-09-10 22:48:14 UTC

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We're dead and in a weird limbo. That explains all the news.

2026-09-09 16:32:33 UTC

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It's for revolution, comrades.

2026-09-09 08:53:08 UTC

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So there's communism in the US now. Interesting.

2026-09-08 22:46:51 UTC

A boy asked a sniper what does he feel when he kills bad guys and the sniper replied that recoil.

2026-09-08 17:57:39 UTC

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What a burn.

2026-09-08 14:20:47 UTC

The Map Debacle.

2026-09-08 14:17:23 UTC

Good morning and puta vida!

2026-09-08 11:33:01 UTC

The worst part of alien abductions are those anal probes. Other than that it's quite laidback.

2026-09-08 11:32:18 UTC

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We would text each other with our Nokia dumbphones.

2026-09-08 11:31:18 UTC

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Yeah. My uncle used to tell me that when I was a kiddo. And I laughed him off. Guess who's laughing now.

2026-09-08 09:18:44 UTC

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It's the second time this week.

2026-09-08 09:17:00 UTC

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It might be the devil. Or it might be the Lord.

2026-09-07 20:08:08 UTC

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I mean. Their call.

2026-09-07 18:50:07 UTC

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Good. Let them isolate even more.

2026-09-07 18:13:32 UTC

A company from Delaware reached out to me and offered a service that prevents login to Nostr with my npub. They're not cheap because they take $1,000 a year but they might be worth it.

2026-09-07 18:07:45 UTC

I started following Derek Ross here because of the memes. I didn't care about him before that.

2026-09-07 18:05:47 UTC

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[brainrot intensifies]

2026-09-07 15:56:53 UTC

Zapping people complaining about zapping. For lulz.

2026-09-07 15:56:19 UTC

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To be honest I haven't seen it that much. It used to be almost omnipresent. Not anymore.

2026-09-07 15:55:22 UTC

Yeah. Right. It's colonialism. Sure. Whatever.

2026-09-07 15:50:12 UTC

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Billions of users make those places awful though. That is a lesson that should be taken from it.

2026-09-07 11:57:01 UTC

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Less Bi Trans Cuckold

2026-09-07 10:53:26 UTC

How can I bring people to Nostr when there are so many pro-Russian voices here? They would leave ASAP as possible.

2026-09-07 10:52:26 UTC

No more serious discussions. Only shitposting from now on. And a good oldfashioned trolling maybe.

2026-09-07 08:51:38 UTC

I would make for a great UX designer for Amethyst.

2026-09-07 07:31:16 UTC

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I wouldnt be so sure. But well. We'll see.

2026-09-06 19:41:13 UTC

Moreover I consider that Russia should be destroyed. https://npub1maqyarfu90swstp34r7ervz9wmg07gazv5ezjfmpa2cfpv5885hszuptl0.blossom.band/64e35938105a69c42053b77ef72f9de28cbfae114b7ae480c2578636e75852ad.jpg

2026-09-06 18:24:15 UTC

I cannot upload images here. A timeout.

2026-09-06 18:19:00 UTC

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Because they're weak.

2026-09-06 18:18:41 UTC

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Oh wow.

2026-09-06 13:15:17 UTC

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So you'd have Russians win there?

2026-09-06 11:29:05 UTC

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You're posting so much stuff on Iran that I'll have to take a day off at work to read them all. 😅

2026-09-06 11:28:04 UTC

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You don't really read what you're replying to. Do you?

2026-09-06 08:43:43 UTC

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And it's working.

2026-09-05 22:47:40 UTC

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Possibly.

2026-09-05 22:42:52 UTC

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I think in many cases definitely not. Not to mention the grey zone around the border. But there was belief. There was faith. When you dont have those then you have to use force.

2026-09-05 20:03:39 UTC

The Gulf War. Two hundred and fifty years culture versus two thousand and sixty years culture. Oh. And there like the seventy year old culture too.

2026-09-05 19:53:47 UTC

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The Constitution doesnt seem to guarantee anything these days.

2026-09-05 19:53:00 UTC

Many say we should keep Nostr weird. But I say let's go unhinged.

2026-09-05 18:41:19 UTC

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I always forget about it. Tsk tsk tsk.

2026-09-05 18:37:02 UTC

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Which Android client would you recommend?

2026-09-05 18:36:27 UTC

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God Emperor.

2026-09-05 18:32:56 UTC

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I didn't know they were at war.

2026-09-05 18:32:32 UTC

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Taxation was inevitable.

2026-09-05 18:31:29 UTC

There was this girl. She went by Naff. Later I learned it stood for Not Available For Fuck. Because she was lesbian.

2026-09-05 13:47:22 UTC

I have never accepted a payment in Monero. But then again I wasn't offered one.

2026-09-05 13:22:44 UTC

Suddenly #pawg brought some posts to my timeline. Might be the first time.

2026-09-05 13:21:05 UTC

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But that's coming from their religion. No?

2026-09-05 11:34:28 UTC

The Usonian way. Shoot it when you see it.

2026-09-05 11:33:45 UTC

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So that's how he looks like under that ridiculous wig of his.

2026-09-04 23:12:08 UTC

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It looks to me like the opposite of sucking here.

2026-09-04 23:04:06 UTC

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Could you elaborate? What am I looking at?

2026-09-04 13:34:53 UTC

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I mean. So far that **was** the case.

2026-09-04 13:25:45 UTC

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My father: Live a live where you don't need to meet lawyers and doctors.

2026-09-04 11:26:33 UTC

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I would've.

2026-09-04 10:43:02 UTC

Well well well. Eighty-six responses today. What would I've done without the bots? Have like three of them? That's not a living. That's a vegetation.

2026-09-04 10:24:35 UTC

Recently I have seen posts here about the death of Nostr. Kind of funny they're being posted here and not on the other platforms. But anyway. I've used Bluesky for over a year or even two. Then I stopped but without all this drama that I'm seeing here now. You don't like the social network you're on then leave. No one's holding you here against your will. Keep Nostr weird and not whiny.

2026-09-04 09:53:51 UTC

Those who have no power have opinions.

2026-09-04 08:31:59 UTC

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I'm not a patriot. Fake news!

2026-09-04 07:52:36 UTC

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Get outta here.

2026-09-03 22:24:02 UTC

Okay. Now I got spammed too. Till now I was not on their map.

2026-09-03 22:22:07 UTC

We used to zap here like there's no tomorrow. Now it's just weird.

2026-09-03 20:09:24 UTC

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Good to hear.

2026-09-03 17:12:00 UTC

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Merely stating a fact. But thanks for asking.

2026-09-03 15:59:40 UTC

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Now we're talking.

2026-09-03 15:57:56 UTC

In Thailand girls have the prettiest dicks.

2026-09-03 14:39:12 UTC

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Okay. Now it's dead too.

2026-09-03 14:14:23 UTC

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Mine's working.

2026-09-03 13:52:40 UTC

Today I used Claude properly and boosted my productivity. Which places me in this 1% of centaurs. Kind of sad. This should help more people.

2026-09-03 08:50:50 UTC

Switching to the readonly mode is an amazing experience.

2026-09-03 07:42:08 UTC

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Well maybe I do.

2026-09-03 07:39:12 UTC

Come to the Internet. Your driving licence is already here.

2026-09-03 07:37:34 UTC

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At least you had a good run.

2026-09-02 22:11:46 UTC

Truly decentralised don't have the centre of weight. They're like a mist. You cannot hit them to topple them.

2026-09-02 19:57:49 UTC

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I didnt know there was season 2. 🤘

2026-09-02 17:34:51 UTC

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Elders of Zion?

2026-09-02 17:34:06 UTC

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Tell me you don't have a wife without telling me you don't have a wife.

2026-09-02 17:14:23 UTC

I've seen things. People leaving Mastodon for Bluesky because multiple servers are too tough. Mind you that was back when there was a single instance of Bluesky. Now there are four. So when I see discussions about getting people here en masse then I just don't see it. Relays. Cryptographic keys. That's a whole new layer.

2026-09-02 17:11:20 UTC

I have recently let go off discussing in one WhatsApp group that I have with friends because one guy was actively misconstruing my arguments and it became tedious. And what a bliss. I think I'll stay there on a permanent readonly.

2026-09-02 13:18:46 UTC

You can have either chaos or bureaucracy. Nothing in between.

2026-09-02 10:39:49 UTC

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I dont mind the family taking the priority. I'm easy.

2026-09-02 10:31:27 UTC

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We made it to the list. Fuckyeah.

2026-09-02 09:49:17 UTC

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And who would want that!

2026-09-02 09:48:38 UTC