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Last Notes

2023-09-08 20:20:28 UTC

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https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/46e316dd1cfbd3cb77030fdb0443d20f361925971af8a545cdadf1bfe431d1f4.jpg

2023-09-08 20:18:47 UTC

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Nobody but me and my next door neighbor has any occasion to ever be in that alleyway. IS there a creep with weirdly high-class tastes prowling my hood?

2023-09-08 20:17:55 UTC

Found a Courvoisier bottle on the steps leading out of my backyard. Someone, within the last year, sat on those steps, drank this liquor, and moved on. Isn't this an expensive brand? The bottle is pretty so I washed it and put it in my kitchen window

2023-09-08 18:19:53 UTC

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world feels really small right now
it's not a good feeling
it's very lonely and entrapping
like being in a cave underground and nothing exists except it and infinite expanses of solid rock

2023-09-08 18:18:38 UTC

feels like i'm gonna open my front door and the world's just not gonna be there

2023-09-08 17:20:34 UTC

https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/19189cfb7eb2d3f75f07922d6580227c27529b0dda2ba08a7b51ad4f7ecfdd20.mp4

2023-09-08 17:19:21 UTC

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@npub1xan…jlvy mouse over :angrylaugh:
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/a7aa00a709b4388941a4e232307d401e2c4a050538f0030e7f561a7b77fe6808.mp3

2023-09-08 17:18:37 UTC

how the hell does someone look like brianna wu?

2023-09-08 17:17:28 UTC

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@npub1xan…jlvy YES.

2023-09-08 17:13:05 UTC

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@npub1vwr…fnzd @npub1wah…xc8t You could implement them as little videos that play when you mouse-over, then immediately rewind to their first frame when you mouse out.

2023-09-08 17:12:10 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub1vwr…fnzd @all fedi devs LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN
I WANT PLEROMA FE TO SCREAM AT ME WHENEVER I OPEN IT UP

2023-09-08 17:10:48 UTC

Hear me out: Audio emoji!
Emoji that play a sound when you mouse over them!

2023-09-08 17:10:21 UTC

I want to fly south for the winter
gonna buy an SUV and live in a parking lot in florida

2023-09-08 16:54:24 UTC

is it possible to tell how many lanes an m.2 drive is using in linux?

2023-09-08 16:06:51 UTC

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dsassssaaasssezsz@[email protected] sws∂eza

2023-09-08 16:02:26 UTC

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@npub1gh2…la5f Nah they're not interested they have their own lives now

2023-09-08 15:08:40 UTC

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@npub1gh2…la5f Also
>friends
>come over
lol all my friends moved out of the state immediately after high school and I lost contact

2023-09-08 13:54:51 UTC

is 11AM too early to run a lawnmower?

2023-09-08 09:19:13 UTC

YOU. YEAH, YOU! YOU DESERVE TO BE HARASSED A LITTLE BIT FOR BEING A PUNCE

2023-09-08 09:15:58 UTC

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@npub1vm2…uh2l to get away from idiots like @npub1ny4…4lnz (brace yourself he's maybe gonna have a QUIRKY, maybe a little bit KOOKY reaction to this post!)

2023-09-08 09:14:53 UTC

Time to sell my house and buy a boat

2023-09-08 09:13:57 UTC

how do I get away from these people

2023-09-08 00:45:07 UTC

I am alone

2023-09-07 23:55:09 UTC

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@npub1lar…q5vr oh so like one of those autism relief toys or whatever

2023-09-07 23:54:08 UTC

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@npub1lar…q5vr so it's a toy?

2023-09-07 23:48:50 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCuXXx5lcL4 so is "slime" something a lot of people are involved with? I mean, this lady is talking like this is such a serious thing

2023-09-07 20:27:03 UTC

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@npub19w2…rr2f @npub1dgq…7aev @npub1wfv…yfp8 BOIL DOGS ALIVE

2023-09-07 00:52:37 UTC

the poor bastard thinks he held his own

2023-09-06 20:33:11 UTC

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@npub1d2n…n2yu twitter is protecting him from your hate speech

2023-09-06 14:23:39 UTC

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@npub1xrm…dncv @npub10ze…mjrr I can't take it it just gets gross after a while damn it's like people who ironically post lolicon

2023-09-06 14:22:48 UTC

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@npub1xrm…dncv @npub10ze…mjrr don't tell me you're gonna start posting boipucci OwO memes and repeating paula are you?

2023-09-05 15:57:08 UTC

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@npub1pnp…52zw japanese mayonnaise, kewpie brand (this stuff)
it doesn't have that cloying flavor that western mayo does. Yes I know it's full of soybean oil
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/5a5286b6cfb13d52a9962095ff26bf32a3ff1c5b1363b4dd336bd7671e5c078f.png

2023-09-05 15:49:33 UTC

#foodjournal ate a roast beef sandwich:bread/meat/swiss/tomato/dijon/jmayo/salt
ate a block of Nissin RAOH ramen (pretty good I recommend it)

2023-09-05 13:46:59 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub14nh…xf7n I know but where do you get the spores

2023-09-05 13:44:19 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub14nh…xf7n I want to find magic mushrooms

2023-09-05 12:48:25 UTC

I found out by accident the other day that you can revive wilted lettuce by soaking it in cold water for an hour or two.
How have I never heard of this before?

2023-09-05 12:09:44 UTC

I bought titanfall 2 because it was $3 am I gonna regret my purchase?

2023-09-05 10:55:46 UTC

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@npub1ajw…aj8d lol germany

2023-09-05 10:45:36 UTC

dumpy is the worst slang for "ass" imaginable.
"Oh she got a nice dumpy!"

2023-09-04 17:43:07 UTC

currently have a psychotic murder animal on a leash AMA
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/b9969e87f6cd0c37579a0ea8234593ff2f139cd0fa23cf1322950663abaff43d.jpg

2023-09-04 13:34:17 UTC

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@npub10fm…x0qg If I try to explain why I disagree with you you're gonna be like HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS and block me. You're all so fucking stupid.

2023-09-04 13:33:28 UTC

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@npub10fm…x0qg When has any of that happened?

2023-09-04 10:56:47 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 ok

2023-09-04 10:55:17 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 Am I winning this argument or not I can't tell if I just assbliterated you I'm sorry you're 100% tolerable not worth destroying the entire human race just to eliminate you no way that's how much esteem I have for you

2023-09-04 10:53:42 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 it clearly comes from a place of love while mine came mainly from indifference

2023-09-04 10:51:59 UTC

I think your opinion is vapid, and merely contrarian

2023-09-04 10:50:58 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 i'm sorry that your sarcasm is so vapid and purely contrarian

2023-09-04 10:49:29 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 no you broken puss-starv'd gayboy-as-a-last-resort

2023-09-04 10:47:31 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 I am so high on weed rite now

2023-09-04 10:27:37 UTC

holy guvk it's labour day I need to parity

2023-09-04 10:26:51 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub1j3v…qxec I'm still hungry :niggaslightfrown:

2023-09-04 10:17:09 UTC

I'm high I have no idea what I'm saying BTW

2023-09-04 10:16:43 UTC

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@npub1nep…5gyq @npub17ck…8txk only 3 dongs for that whole five storey building?

2023-09-04 10:14:17 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 which one was meshy again? I have a vague idea that it was a femboy underage but then again there are like three peoplek wh o fit this vague description aswell

2023-09-04 10:12:07 UTC

damnit nuke stop spewing this trash on my tl

2023-09-04 10:11:12 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec does ramon do that?

2023-09-04 10:06:33 UTC

I just realized I didn't eat at all yesterday wtf

2023-09-04 08:44:24 UTC

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@npub1g4x…m0az @npub1z5r…rjcc look they were the ones having extremely boring conversations I was just trying to spice things up a bit

2023-09-04 08:41:17 UTC

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@npub1z5r…rjcc don't tell me what to do I'm a libertarian

2023-09-04 08:39:29 UTC

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@npub1z5r…rjcc I'm not coming back man you're probably going to kick me off again

2023-09-04 08:39:13 UTC

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@npub1z5r…rjcc Look I'm trying to broaden your horizons, I'm trying to introduce you to Yo' Majesty's hit song, Kryptonite Pussy but you keep banning me this isn't cool dude.

2023-09-04 08:37:46 UTC

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@npub1z5r…rjcc My day is ruined THANKS

2023-09-04 08:37:34 UTC

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@npub1z5r…rjcc I am disappointed in you

2023-09-04 08:35:37 UTC

OH MY GOD STOP MICSPAMMING I'M TRYING TO LIST ALL THE CITIES I'VE VISITED IN MY LIFETIME TO MY INTERNET FRIENDS

2023-09-04 08:03:44 UTC

s
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/4af658b0f93b2d727904e179a0f8d20cc4260536245c745dda8d58474f4e190e.webm

2023-09-03 16:53:21 UTC

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1pcf…gr82 @npub15u9…nf9j @npub1kmu…jhl9 @npub14ld…vpf3 @npub1zws…7dpf @npub1vd3…54mu @npub1jcv…ch9k @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1mq9…uvpr @npub1s7z…pclv and add juicy red lips

2023-09-03 15:00:59 UTC

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@npub17ck…8txk @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1et4…a68x when I showed him Ajax looked at me and hissed, like "get that SOB off my screen"

2023-09-03 14:59:12 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub17ck…8txk @npub1et4…a68x So rees, chineseman, I don't think Ajax loves you I think he wants to fight you.

2023-09-03 14:58:37 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu Also it has a cheap low-class sit down restaurant attached

2023-09-03 14:55:13 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu This should tell you all you need to know about it tbh
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/d2e7bb02a89daac711ed9b8290ae4925489499cc2724fbe8d1f16c40ea1f309a.png

2023-09-03 14:54:16 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub17ck…8txk @npub1et4…a68x Ajax started dodging and weaving and then he scratched my screen (goddamnit)

2023-09-03 14:51:04 UTC

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@npub1et4…a68x I don't want to lie to you. Post a picture and I'll see how he reacts

2023-09-03 14:50:26 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1v7t…ck6k no lol

2023-09-03 14:49:35 UTC

Anyway, post-walk I'm not feeling any less tired and malaisey, but at least Ajax is happy.

2023-09-03 14:49:00 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k lol same with mine-- except he doesn't need encouragement. I have to constantly drag him out of peoples' yards. He's VERY motivated to go and try to fight with other cats in the neighborhood. That's the entire reason I need to keep him on a leash at all.

2023-09-03 14:36:53 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k like on a normal non rainy day?

2023-09-03 14:34:55 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k how far does he go?

2023-09-03 14:11:58 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k you walk cats too?

2023-09-03 14:01:13 UTC

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he doesn't want to go
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/44569846bc90290decc398dbc14c149ff31ebe793eb60283a11a0025083921e9.jpg

2023-09-03 14:00:21 UTC

having a rest before the final leg of our journey
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/9c7481e354554a4aedfac1b4355f1b1bb2319dcbc0cd8a6f7a50623fc75e9eeb.jpeg

2023-09-02 23:20:45 UTC

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@npub1k64…9yq5 @npub1nep…5gyq let's do an experiment do you have any roaches? I've got a blowtorch but I need fuel for it

2023-09-02 23:07:16 UTC

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@npub1nep…5gyq What's amazing is how long the bug's carapace held up, I'd expect that it'd be reduced to ash, all the carbon burned into co2, but I guess because no free oxygen could reach it that didn't happen?

2023-09-02 19:14:20 UTC

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1snh…ywgf @npub1jac…zppv @npub1g6k…7vjt @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8 no I think that little bow indicates a desire to suck their dick

2023-09-02 19:11:06 UTC

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1snh…ywgf @npub1jac…zppv @npub1g6k…7vjt @npub1u6g…su6y @npub14mk…sqx8 Because the things anime taps into-- mostly archetypal shit like heroes and villains, masculinity and femininity without any hateful pomo overlay-- isn't unique to the japanese.

2023-09-02 08:08:04 UTC

AJAX CUT IT OUT HOLY HELL AJAX IS BISCUITING ON MY STOMACH THIS HURTS STOP IT AJAX

2023-09-01 13:52:05 UTC

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@npub13wt…r3xd LOOK AT THIS DUDE
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/16f2159ca11ed835bf3f77752c03b12914b8c9535edf50a848db911dfea82a78.jpg

2023-09-01 13:27:14 UTC

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@npub18fh…xydc OK

2023-09-01 13:25:08 UTC

I think I have really good ideas about what good food is, I just eat junk a lot of the time.

2023-09-01 13:22:46 UTC

corny

2023-09-01 13:22:00 UTC

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp Yeah the latter is what I do-- I add a little flour and water to the meat grease and whip it while heating and it turns into good gravy

2023-09-01 13:21:14 UTC

https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/f8120755b3b02867e60b588f0d00a2236280f1ad8e3f062ecf3363563326e9be.png

2023-09-01 13:19:12 UTC

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gotta be

2023-09-01 13:19:06 UTC

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someone's gonna be that insufferable

2023-09-01 13:18:57 UTC

Someone's gonna correct me eventually for using mute instead of moot

2023-09-01 13:18:46 UTC

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub173f…h0qc I already add sour cream to the potatoes I put on top of the pie so I guess it's a mute point

2023-09-01 13:18:22 UTC

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub12ny…jdrp @npub1zhj…kmgu I wonder if I could add sour cream to that

2023-09-01 13:18:09 UTC

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp Oh I didn't think about using sauces with meats-- my current favorite is a kind of a bechamel sauce which I use in shepherd's pie

2023-09-01 13:16:22 UTC

youtube video using these as examples of cringe these people ain't cringe these people are hilarious
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/3dda65adfaf8b80e73a84ca3c83d3fb39a67991529794d83cbdae0a0daa0f491.png
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/3c72fab422ca769101063116f27c2bd4b5b089d92ee022bbb42caabd3561db66.png

2023-09-01 13:09:04 UTC

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@npub1d2n…n2yu @npub1zhj…kmgu better call animal control we got a balkan loose in australia catch it before it lays eggs and becomes an invasive species

2023-09-01 13:04:06 UTC

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@npub1d2n…n2yu JK that cool